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Family / Re: Your Experiences With Parents by DameGambrosia: 11:26pm On Feb 01, 2013
beqs101:

Well in this age,parents are suppose to respect their children's choices cuz,matters of the heart are really serious issues but in Nigeria,they've not changed one bit... They've to either tell their sons/daughters not to marry from a particular tribe or,they shouldn't marry the girl/guy cuz they don't jes like him/her..


Damn right!
If I were in Nigeria and any daughter/son of mine decides to sit his or her azze in my home at 25 years old fasting and praying for a doggone spouse, WHILE EATING ALL MY FOOD TO SEND MY OWN AZZZE TO THE "PO HOUSE". . . . AMMO make sure he or she gets sold to THE LOWEST BIDDER. . . with a double coupon PLUS A RAIN CHECK like Owelle Rochas did for his 37 year-old grand-ma look-a-like. . . ."shorty KPEMBU". . . . . "Nne Ifeoma" kinda daughter! cheesy Mercy Johnson Okojie nor get mama and papa? Nor be pure-water and her 'poohsie'. . .she take marry born. . .plus become NOLLYWOOD STAR?

Rubbish! ONLY IN NIGERIA FOR SURE! kiss
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.

MAKE IM GO SING 'DAMI DURO' OR 'ARA'M BE' sell record jor! NOR BE DEM MATES BE DEEZZ? angry
Na my own go siddon for my house dey type rubbish for NL like most of these ijjjiots we see here posting day and night with NO FUTURE AMBITION? Hmmm! I ASK AGAIN. . . DAVIDO AND BRYMO wey nor fit speak beta English dey sing song abi? grin

Bottom line: Dem lazzzy 'adult' PSYCHO children need to learn how to respect themselves and GERRROUT OF THEIR PARENT'S HOMES! Unless they were molested by those parents. . .THEN AS DAMAGED GOODS OF SOCIETY. . . THE PARENTS SHOULD FIX THEIR OWN MESS!

*case closed*

GAVEL POUNDS! kiss


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Family / Re: Christian, 15 Years Old And Desperate For A Baby! by DameGambrosia: 10:56pm On Feb 01, 2013
Hmmmmm!
Thinking to myself. . . what was I doing at 15?
NEVER EVEN SEEN A LIVE DE--EK!
Not to mention have feelings for a baby!

Well, if the feelings are intense. . .there must be a reason. Unfortunately, YOU ARE A MINOR AND A DEPENDENT. . . .

I can't identify with your sentiments. . .and will not even try to h-understand the needs for them.

All I can say is 'good luck'! kiss

THE GOOD OLD DAYS. . .WITH THE MOST CIVILIZED POSTS ON NL. . . .NICE TOPIC! kiss
Family / Re: Why Do Women Get Blamed For Abusive Men In Their Lives? by DameGambrosia: 10:50pm On Feb 01, 2013
Because it is easier to pick on women. . .as usual.
Thank our lucky stars for the WHITE RACE!
Education is the key. . .LOW SELF-ESTEEM IS GENETIC! cry
Family / Re: No Child After Marriage: How Long Can You Wait? by DameGambrosia: 10:47pm On Feb 01, 2013
As long as necessary. . . .
YOUR GOD MIGHT JUST BE DOING YA A HUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE FAVOR. . . PROPAGATING THE SPECIES OF M0R0NS with M0R0NS! kiss
Every disappointment is a TRUE blessing in disguise!

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Family / Re: How Do You Handle Your Wife's Past After Marriage by DameGambrosia: 10:45pm On Feb 01, 2013
Blazay: Like she handled mine of course.
I had a dirty past too. cool
Past tense.
Move on.

Btw, ALL women have dirty pasts. . . you just have to pick one. wink

I concur AGAIN! cool
Family / Re: Wives, How Do You Handle A Temperamental Husband. by DameGambrosia: 10:42pm On Feb 01, 2013
Just cuss 'em out!
Especially in public! cool

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Family / Re: Your Experiences With Parents by DameGambrosia: 10:37pm On Feb 01, 2013
beqs101:

Lol don't worry,your secret is safe with me...you're blessed that you've got parents,who mind their business oo.. These days,even the most civilized parents,are always finding something wrong with their sons choices..

This can ONLY be possible in Nigeria. . .where parents still feed, cloth and house adult children even in their 60s! NOT ANYWHERE IN THE CIVILIZED WORLD! kiss I dun know ANY of my relatives/friends or accqaintances that had parents with ANY SAY in choices for spouses. NOT IN THIS DAY AND AGE. . . unless with people like OWELE ROCHAS who had to marry-off a 37 year-old daughter to some hungry-looking dude! grin

NOT IN THIS DAY AND AGE! kiss
Family / Re: Three Of 10 Men Are Not Fathers Of Their ‘kids’, Says DNA Expert by DameGambrosia: 10:32pm On Feb 01, 2013
It is more than that o!
5 out of 10 women are not the mothers either!
WELCOME TO THE AGE OF BABY FARMS! grin
Family / Re: Many Married Men Are Unhappy... by DameGambrosia: 10:31pm On Feb 01, 2013
And women too!
You just learn to manage. grin
If you were a happy person before marriage. . . .YOU CAN NEVER BE UNHAPPY EVEN IN MARRIAGE.
Reason: HAPPINESS COMES FROM WITHIN ONLY. . . .! cool

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Family / Re: Your Experiences With Parents by DameGambrosia: 10:18pm On Feb 01, 2013
*please, do not say I toldyaaaa* tongue
My parents never knew I was married o. . .
I had to get 'green card' fOrst! grin
Shioooooooooooooooor!!!

Even after getting residency tuition. . . I had to make 'em believe I was still a 'foreign student'! wink

Ashually, I don't come from a 'village square' of miserable, jobless, meddlesome CONTROL FREAKS! You simply show up with your choice of spouses, THEY PAY FOR THE WEDDINGS AND WISH YOU ALL THE BEST. . .simple! cool

We thank awa lucky stars for 'CIVILIZED' PARENTS who can mind their own doggone businesses and MORE! cool

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Family / Re: My Husband Disgusts Me by DameGambrosia: 10:13pm On Feb 01, 2013
The ring-leader ati ARE ONA KAN KAN FO of THE NL Gang OF ALL H-AREA FADAS, MODAS, SONS H-AND DAUGHTERS PLC don h-arrive!
Time for some thread derailment. . . .
MILITIA BABEE. . . .make a note to yourself. . . NEVER REPLY 'PYGURU' AND IT'S OFFPRINGS ON NL! kiss
Family / Re: Do Younger Ones Really Respect And Fear Poor Elderly Ones? by DameGambrosia: 10:03pm On Feb 01, 2013
Like Nigeria, like NL. . . the will of GOD!
Some claim to be 20somethings while h-arguing with 40somethings on NL like they h-argue with their own parents(non-existent of course) at in thier polygamous, MULTI-BABY-MOMAS ati fatherless-baby homes aka baby farms! grin When some can only afford to phock and dump. . .without the necessary 'marital' rites of passage. . . .what do ya expect? cheesy

If a child never had RESPONSIBLE PARENTS. . . the housemaids/houseboys they sleep with. . . . or the neighbours' gatemen and drivers would act as substitute parents!

YOU CAN'T HAVE WHAT YOU WERE NOT BLESSED WITH IN YOUR FAMILY LINEAGES. . . . Like my darling husband would say. . .ANY CHILD THAT LACKS PROPER UPBRINGING. . . WAS DEFIN-A-TLY A PRODUCT OF ILLEGITIMACY. . . .MARRIED OR NOT. Only a DNA test would prove this for sure! Too many 'bastards' in here and out there! wink

Mu che che che che che
Family / Re: What Manner Of Husband Are You? by DameGambrosia: 9:56pm On Feb 01, 2013
No husbands on NL. . . H-only BABY DADDIES. . .awaiting the much-needed paternity-testings from ALL PARTS OF AFRICA! grin
Family / Re: My Husband Disgusts Me by DameGambrosia: 9:53pm On Feb 01, 2013
At a point d woman attemptd to commit suicide by drinking half a litre of 501 bt wat d man had guts to do was to f...k her while she lying helpless n waitin to die. Now d suicide didnt wrk n d woman is very bitter enraged weneva he sights d man. They re leavin togeda. What should dis woman do as she is tired a [size=20pt]fade[/size] embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed up wit d man. She doesnt want to ve blood on her hands if nt she would ve killed him. What can she do to d man to make him feel d pain she is passin tru. Please help.

Like she did not h-enjoy it! grin
Instead of sitting there and turning a 'psycho' on his behalf. . . .why not get the required help?
Apparently she is more 'fun' as a helpless, waiting-to-die' kinda spouse. . .prolly the husband's last chance to get his 'conjugal' rights!

It is obvious both the husband and wife are mentally-incapacitated. A match made in heaven for sure. She needs to cure her own PSYCHOTIC state of mind. . . prone to suicidal ideations and such. . .before she transfers all that aggression to others. EASY WAY OUT FOR THE MOST MOJORLY DEPRESSED AND DERANGED. Perhaps, if she were healthy in the first place. . . .she would have picked a more-nurturing spouse.

YOU CAN ONLY ATTRACT AND KEEP WHAT YOU TRULY ARE! MISERY LOVES COMPANY!!!! kiss

"Fade". . .? Dang! This 'accent' from across the Niger can be strooooooooooooooong sha! grin
Family / Re: Nametrix An Application That Help You Choose A Name For You Child by DameGambrosia: 9:44pm On Feb 01, 2013
In our culture, the grandparents are given the option to provide the names. . .but you don't have to use 'em!
My children's names were provided by MY MOM. . .AND BY GOD SHE MADE SURE I USE THEM! kiss No need for 'NAMETRIX'! kiss
Family / Re: Can One Really Forget? Have You? :-\ by DameGambrosia: 9:40pm On Feb 01, 2013
Forgiving requires a conscious effort.
Unless you develop 'alzhemers' of dementia. . .YOU CAN NEVER FORGET ANYTHING. . . it may be stored in your RAM. . . and can be recalled at anytime.

Yes! You can forgive without forgetting. . . unless you have some form of memory-impairment! kiss
NO ONE FORGETS A HARM DONE. . . NEVER! kiss

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