 Romance › Re: He Ended Our Relationship Few Days To Our Wedding.......... Lady Cries by Damikevin(m): 11:50am On Mar 24, 2015 |
That's just plain cannot even describe. Why come that far only to turn back? Its like running a marathon, you get to the finish line then u turn back. As crazy as it may seem he has his little twisted justified by him reason in his head. |
| Politics › Re: Buhari & Mahama ECOWAS Chairman, Meet In Abuja by Damikevin(m): 8:43am On Mar 24, 2015 |
If God sees Buhari as what we need, no one can stop him, but if it aint his destiny to rule again. All trials will end in vain. I am a sinner ooo. Yes! But I have been praying for this election since last year, and I know am not the only in that area. So may the ordained Man win! #VoteNotFight |
| Family › Re: He Did Something An Adult Wouldn't Do by Damikevin(m): 9:46pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
Twaci:
I have a very troublesome younger brother. He is our last born, about 3-4yrs, and always manages to get on everyone's nerves, one way or the other.
Whenever he gets on my mum's bad side, she would beat him and he would come running to me. I would ask him what he did wrong, admonish him and place his head on my laps. Then, I would sing his fav. song (My bonnie) to him while I tap him to sleep. Then he would wake up happy and ready to 'find' another person's trouble.
Well yesterday, I got into a row with my mum. We exchanged words and got slapped. In tears, I ran to my room and my little bro followed me.
He sat beside me for sometime and then asked softly, "An-twaci....." (Mind u, he is the one responsible for my moniker), "....what did you do?".
I stared back dumbly. I couldn't tell him. So I settled with, "I spoke back to mummy. Its a very bad thing to do".
He nodded, then tapped his small laps, "Lie down".
I stifled a surprised smile and obeyed gently knowing that my full weight would hurt him, "Okay".
Then he said, "Don't talk back at mummy, u hear?". I nodded, "Okay".
To my further surprise, he tapped my head gently and sang "My bonnie".
I smiled and feigned sleep cause I knew he wouldn't stop till I had slept. When he was sure I had 'slept-off', he dozed off in the same position.
This experience taught me a lot about a child's love and I thought I should share it. Children learn from the way u treat them, either good or bad. How do u treat them?  (Food for thought).
NB: I apologized to mumsi and we are good now. 
Do recount your experiences with kids (yours children or not), let's learn from the 'ants'. Same reason why most of the problem we have at the national level in this country can be traced back to our upbringing. At such stage a child a more like an empty vessel, and what ever we teach em at that level sticks for ever. Good thing you advised him to not talk back at Mum and u pleaded guilty for your actions. You have implanted a positive message in him. Charity begins at home. Family is the smallest unit that forms a larger society. Its a pity all those people who teach kids nonsense at a very tender age. They are setting such child up for disaster. |
| Travel › Re: TMTN Visit To OLUMO ROCK Abeokuta, See Full History,new Pictures And Video. by Damikevin(m): 7:52am On Mar 23, 2015 |
Looks like a potential picnic spot, but can't seem to stop having those serial killer, and horror movie thoughts. #KnowWhatIMean? |
| Family › Re: Meet Mrs. Olayinka Adeyemo – The Pregnant Tricycle (keke) Rider by Damikevin(m): 10:51pm On Mar 21, 2015 |
Mama your hustle must pay in Jesus name! Any person when say you no go make tell am say na baba God get your destiny. True epitome of the saying what a man can do a woman can do better. Gender equality might not be totally possible in our society where men are seen as gods, this is a step towards such ideology. |
| Education › Re: See The Reply This Guy Gave To A School Where They Pay 210K For Crèche by Damikevin(m): 10:41pm On Mar 21, 2015 |
Na civil servant salary be that ooo. I fit babysit for you if you want! Creche my left balls. |
| Nairaland General › Re: What A Mad Man Did To Guy Because He Refused To Give Him Money (Read) by Damikevin(m): 10:05pm On Mar 21, 2015 |
As crazy as it might sound I aint taking shit, I must land a punch. He might be lacking the ability of sanity, but he aint lacking in the ability to feel pain. That aint gon be the first day a mad man passed near me, why the hell is it gon be the first day one gon spit on me! |
| Family › Re: I Confronted My Dad For Slapping My Mum, And Got Slapped In Return by Damikevin(m): 8:57am On Mar 20, 2015 |
eleko1:
  that is good for U.Why do u rush to confront ur dad without asking ur mum why she was slapped.He gave u dat resounding slap cos he see U as taking side with ur mama.Ur mum probably say something that warrant her being slapped(I dnt support woman battered)Ur best bet now is to settle the issue/misunderstanding between them not rushing/park out. what could she have done this early morning to warrant a slap? And at the age of 60. Hommie open ur eyes. |
| Family › Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Damikevin(m): 1:25pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
obailala:
Imagine the strange lengths ladies go to to deprive their men of a basic necessity of life. Very soon the man would get fed up of asking and of course, the girl next door would be readily available as a substitute.
...and then the next Nairaland thread title from a hurting lady would be, "All Men Are the Same"
Issorait! . They can afford to not be in the mood, but men can't afford to deprive them of any need when the ask. They'll blame it on, 'we are women nah' Make I marry make she do that shit, I go hold grudge till their kingdom come, when I come bak from work, straight to the bed no eatin, the following morning na gudmorning then outta ur face. Wen e tire her na she go cum beg me to do. |
| Romance › Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Damikevin(m): 6:09pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
PweetyJay: The "It's not you, it's me." line isn't the most ridiculous one men came up with to break up with us. There's lots more where that came from!
I've just put together a list of 20 Ridiculous Break Up Phrases from Men I've ever heard of and my translation of what they really mean!
Have you heard even better ones than these? Please share them with me and we'll complete this list together! 
1. "I'M JUST NOT READY FOR A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW, BUT IF I WERE... YOU'D BE THE ONE!"
aka:"I'm still not ready to spend the rest of my life sleeping with one person, but if I were, it might be you."
2. "I STILL REALLY CARE ABOUT YOU."
aka: "... Just not enough to really date you or spend much time with you. But I still care!"
3. "I'D LOVE TO STILL BE FRIENDS AND HANG OUT AFTER ALL THIS."
aka: "Can you hook me up with your hot friends after you get over me dumping you?"
4. REALLY NEED TO FOCUS ON (FILL IN THE BLANK... SCHOOL, JOB, GOD, WHATEVER) RIGHT NOW."
aka: "I don't think you'll take this break-up well, but you can't argue with this one."
5. "I'M MOVING TO A FOREIGN COUNTRY, BUT I'LL CALL YOU WHEN I GET BACK."
aka: "I've got to get away from you, fast!"
6. "YOU CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME!"
aka: "And I know I can do so much better than you!"
7. IT HAS BEEN SO GREAT GETTING TO KNOW YOU, BUT I THINK WE NEED TO SPEND TIME WITH OTHER PEOPLE."
aka: "I've already met someone I'd rather spend more time with."
8. "I'VE GOT A FEAR OF COMMITMENT."
aka: "I've got a fear of being tied to you for life!"
9. "I'M FEELING SMOTHERED, AND I JUST NEED TO GET SOME SPACE."
aka: "You're way too in my business, too fast - I am ready to get you out."
10. "THE GUY WHO MARRIES YOU IS SO LUCKY!"
aka: "I just hope I'm not that lucky!"
11. "I THINK WE NEED TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE AND JUST SEE WHAT HAPPENS."
aka: "I'm already sleeping with someone else, and I'm just telling you this before you find out."
12. "I STILL WANT TO BE WITH YOU, BUT I JUST WANT TO TAKE A BREAK."
aka: "I want to try sleeping around, but keep you close in case I can't find anyone else."
13. I'VE GOT A LOT OF ISSUES I NEED TO WORK ON RIGHT NOW."
aka: "My main issue is that I'm just not that into you."
14. "I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MORE OF A FRIEND THAN A GIRLFRIEND TO ME."
aka: "You're just not as cute as you were when we started dating."
15. "I JUST NEED SOMETHING MORE."
aka: "I'm not sure what more is, but I'm kind of bored, and this line sounds really convincing."
16. "I'M STILL NOT OVER MY EX."
aka: Ouch. This one's probably true.
17. "I WISH WE'D MET FIVE YEARS FROM NOW INSTEAD."
aka: "I'm really not that mature right now, but I probably will be in five years, and then I could've made a great boyfriend/husband!"
18. "WE'RE JUST IN TOTALLY DIFFERENT PLACES IN OUR LIVES!"
aka: "I'm in this place called I Want to Go Out Drinking, Partying, and Sleeping Around, and you're in this place called Let's Settle Down, and those two places don't fit well together."
19. "I JUST RESPECT YOU SO MUCH."
aka: "Please don't tell your friends I'm a jerk, because I might want to date some of them."
20. "I THINK WE GOT TOO CLOSE, TOO FAST."
aka: "When you put your toothbrush beside mine in the bathroom, that really freaked me out."
Post in the comments and let me know the worst ones you've heard of! There must be plenty I missed on  ...xoxo, Jay.
http://simplyjayville..com/2013/09/2o-ridiculous-phrases-men-use-to-break.html |
