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1978 nke...can't you see the BRT ni |
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Would You Choose To Be A Nigerian In Another Life? |
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IT CAN'T BE CO-INCIDENCE OF LIFE: 1. CHURCH has 6 letters so does MOSQUE. 2. BIBLE has 5 letters so does QURAN. 3. LIFE has 4 letters so does DEAD. 4. HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE.... 5. ENEMIES has 7, so does FRIENDS. 6. LYING has 5, so does TRUTH. 7. HURT has 4, so does HEAL. 8. NEGATIVE has 8, so does POSITIVE. 9. FAILURE has 7, so does SUCCESS. 10. BELOW has 5, but so does ABOVE. 11. CRY has 3 letters so does JOY. 12. ANGER has 5 so does HAPPY. 13. RIGHT has 5 so does WRONG. 14. RICH has 4 so does POOR. 15. FAIL has 4 so does PASS 16. KNOWLEDGE has 9 so does IGNORANCE. Are they all by Co-incidence? We should Choose wisely, this means LIFE is like a Double-Edged Sword. If u think it is your alarm clock that woke you up this morning, try putting it beside a dead body and you will realise that it is the Grace of God that woke you up. If you are grateful to God, forward this to all your friends to inform them that it is JUST BY THE GRACE OF GOD that we are alive |
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You're obviously pretty special I sleep with you every night All the years I've known you, We've never gotten into a fight We spend so much time together, Like a couple young in love, But all I seek is rest From everything I'm tired of I go to you in need of night slumber Or possibly hours of highest number You're there when am sad, Mad, Happy, And even feeling crappy Thanks for being what nobody else could be And get this into your head; You mean a lot to me Loveyabed ![]() |
echobee: atole,olodo |
I just thought I should make this thread. This is just for fun so let's share and have some good laughter. What are some of the dumbest questions people have asked you? |
A person who refuses to classify Agege Bread and Akara as a type of sandwich is a Racist |
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Akpos is ill and goes to the Doctor to describe his illness...... Akpos: Doctor, I am always felling weak. Doctor: (gives him a medicine) you must always take four tea-spoonful of this medicine before every meal. Akpos: Ok Doctor, but there is one problem. Doctor: what's the problem? Akpos: I have only three spoons at home. |
How did you check yours because its not up on the site |
:oMy goodness! |

