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Its better make person jst sell the japanese car use the money buy designer stuff like, micheal kros or rolex wristwatch, armani and other very expensive designers, with a bad gadget (phones)...so when u walk around in sch, pple still go feel u......

And wen it rains people will FEEL sorry 4 you!

Why did you decide to have your own username on NL after mins,hours,days,weeks,months or years of being a guest user....it take me years to register on NL...Then i normally come to nairaland to copy mobile phone cheats...

E be like say Sgnt.muki** as touch almost evrybdy's life on NL....i assume he/she is a presidnt,he/she will be a dictator...
I hope this won't be my best for 'saying the truth' and my worst by getting ban'.....i beg no ban me oo....mugabe

Empredboy: U dnt knw d bible. Jesus is God n dats y catholic cald mary mother of God. John 1:1

Do you think as mighty as God is...He will come to earth through a humanbeing...Dont you think he can just come down from heaven and walk to the people of Jerusalem....Or you don't think he can do that.....the miracle of Mary mother of Jesus(PBUH) is as great as dat of a very old women who conceive at menopause....Majority of us was born into a religion and we never seek the truth.

rozayx5: online shopping

when offline shops never see customer

Abi ooo

Adamskuty: Thank God for myself and for my hair..

I cant believe a normal thinking "human" will put another human "waste" on his/her head ( oooh yeah i call it waste cos it was cut off his/her hair because it's of no use to the real owner again)

and lastly i can never go bald,impossible,infact my hairs grows down to my eye lashes,i shaved it most times .

Who need my waste here,for sale.. 2k.

Very soft,durable and long lasting!

if u believe we still ave some Homo Erectus LIKE this

scribble: babes r wearing 4000 naira shoe

3k weaves

6k dresses at most

is it only broke babes that shootin these videos? or are those the lekki babes wizkid is always claimin'

or the bad chicks on kush jagga is always rhyming too...

5/10

what is dis one talkng...Are u also on high w**ds

Wen i see Duplex this word runs through my mind Dupe.....

[quote author=tenhap]I give it to this post:

[b]"I can recall 2 times where I have been scammed. i.e. the person set out to scam me and not cases of business transactions gone sour or friends refusing to pay back loans.

I was attending lessons for GCE and on this fateful day I decided to stab lessons and instead pay a visit to my friend in the hood. I alighted from a bus and as I walked towards his house, I saw 2 chaps playing table tennis with on"obviously a "novice". He kept majorly lifting the ball up and the other kept smashing him out. As I walked past them they got into an argument about the scores and the better player reached out to me and said to me in yoruba "bros abeg help us keep the scores, This my opponent is an igbo guy who just stole his dad's money and is betting it all away but he cant even play". I agreed to do this for them and the other player was so poor I was wondering why he chose to bet. Anyways I helped them keep the scores and the better player won. The novice paid his debt and I made to walk away.

The winner then spoke to me in yoruba again "bros dont you want to chop this magas money?" Then I had that light bulb moment. I could easily turn my N50 transport fare back home into N100 so I agreed to play a game betting my N50. The yoruba guy then said to me " give him 15 ahead to entice him to play". I was an average tennis player but having seen the novice play, I knew I could beat him even with my eyes closed. Yes he was that poor.

I gave my money to the yoruba guy and the igbo guy gave his to him also. I served first and the novice smashed me out! Scores 0-6 (16). I assumed this was a fluke and I served again. The novice smashed me out again, scores 0-7! This was when the penny dropped. I immediately feinged an illness and told the yoruba guy I wasnt playing again but he said to me in yoruba "bros you don bet already, it cant be cancelled". I carried on the game and tried my best but it didnt stop the novice igbo guy from winning without me scoring a single point.

I left in shame and as I walked away I noticed everyone in the area looking at me. The bastards knew what was going on and they didnt even warn me. I walked to my friends house but he wasnt home. I had to walk several miles back home as I had now lost my transport fare. That is the one day of my life when I regretted stabbing school."[/b][i][/i]
U don't ave to regret u receive d lecture already...the subject is ECONOMICs and d topic is DIVISION OF LABOUR....d difference is ur own is pratical....laffu wan kill me die....Omo alaì gboraan

-Mr Cork-:
..one babe tricked me & stole my. DVD

this is what we call 'Awilo 'Sharp Chap'...tell me say u too no get bad thng 4 mind...dat awkward moment awen d hunter get hunted!

-Mr Cork-:
..one babe tricked me & stole my. DVD

like seriously...tell me say u too no get bad thng 4 mind...dat awkward moment awen d hunter get hunted!

Mrdrix: please 4get abt Trading word wit anybody, it is of no use. I know it is difficult to look the other way when you Being insulted, but it takes Maturity to do so( think abt it). You have said nothing wrong abt being scammed in your Post, but the Average Nigerian, is full of Jealousy N Envy, if not I wonder why anybody will be angry abt some1 Driving to buy DvDs or Owning a Laptop . Share your Experience as they Happen n forget abt their abuse n Insult. Take care.

this is coming frm a sound mind....At times wen u argue with a fool ppl won't knw wu's sane

kulyie: apply that advice to yourself by giving those who asked for advice from you.

unsolicited advice is as useless as a used menstral pad

AUNTY mii no dey talk am ooo...u be Omo Yoruba naa...Ò wu lo fun Ogun owo

rioemmanuel: :PKulyie and 299......i now u guys av feelings for eachoda...make una marry eachoda

do you jst say dat,u take d word outta my brain...best couple....LIKE if u support their union!

If someone tell this woman Mrs.JOY IFIJEH (AKA 'go and die widow')that in 7days time u will worth more than a million naira i bet diz woman will laff it off.....Oluwa ìbo lo ju è waa

4reigningqueen: The end is near!

4 who

Uhm....nairaland people dem no dey apprc8 anytin...majority of those wu do thumbs down to tins odas do...are nt or less creative

nameee: abeg, i just wan know if T.B Joshua has his own God

na so we see am ooo

This land is 4 sale..2m dols

Tolexander: u no try at all!
You said your girlfriend was a virgin when you wanted to bleep her? How come she knew how to insert a condom whereas you that claimed to be an ever ready soldier couldn't know how to insert?
Brother i no chop this try your luck next time!

up till 2day i didnt knw ao she take knw...And u cant undastand wat i meant by a EVER READY SOLDIER unless u ave date virgin b/4...u jst have 2 get urself prepare incase of any excuse...

Messi’s new boy son Thiago has been signed by Argentinian club Newell’s Old Boys, according to Soccerway. Thiago, 0, was born on 2 November and joins the club where his father played as a youngster, aged just 6 days. Club officials from Newell’s will travel to Barcelona for official documentation for their newest, and youngest ever, player and Thiago will be adorned with a replica kit.
What if he doesn’t even like football? No pressure on the lad clearly but if he does indeed opt for a career in football he may have his work cut-out living up to the ‘old man’. One wonders if this deal was decided some time ago and whether it’s just a bit of fun or whether it’s actually legally binding.

Oya, Naija men start dusting your passport...Hong Kong beckons..:-). One of Hong Kong's richest men, 76year old Cecil Chao Sze-tsung, is offering $40 million to any man who can turn his gay daughter straight, and walk her down the aisle. Cecil Chao made the offer after his daughter Gigi, 33, married her girlfriend of seven years, Seab Eav in France.

The old man has refused to accept that his daughter is married as same-sex marriages are not recognised in Hong Kong...and now he's offering not just money but also to start his potential son-in-law up in his own business

'I don’t mind whether he is rich or poor – the important thing is that he is generous and kind-hearted,’ he told the South China Morning of the ideal husband for his daughter.[img][/img]

Wat of if Oba had welcome BADLUCK...ooo

Why is UEFA
SUPER CUP FINAL
always being
played at Stade
Louis II, Monaco?
The stadium has a
capacity of 23, 000
only...but 2013 will be played in Prague,Czech republic

I will just put the blame on Moshood Abiola....he destroyed Nigeria Electricity

Cristiano Ronaldo took a swipe at Lionel Messi after being taunted by Denmark fans during Portugal's 3-2 victory over Morten Olsen's side in Lviv on Wednesday.

Danish supporters shouted the Argentine's name every time the Real Madrid star received possession and the 27-year-old attacker, who proved unusually profligate on the night, was asked about the chanting shortly after the full-time whistle.

"You know where he was at this time [last year]? Do you know? He was being eliminated in the Copa America, in his own country," Ronaldo said after the match. "I think that's worse, no?"

While Argentina were indeed eliminated in last summer's Copa America, they did not bow out until the quarter-final stages, at the hands of eventual winners Uruguay.

Portugal, meanwhile, would have been eliminated had they lost to Denmark but they will now go into their final Group B outing against Netherlands tied for second place with the Scandinavians on three points.

Ronaldo is regarded as Messi's only rival for the title of the greatest player in the world and is currently hoping to ruin the Barcelona forward's bid for a fourth successive Ballon d'Or.

She is Melissa Satta, an American model, a Tv presenter and actress. She is currently the girlfriend of Ghanaian and AC Milan football star, Kevin Prince Boateng.
She recently granted Vanity Fair an interview and dropped a bombshell. 'The reason why he is always injured is because we have sex seven to ten times a week’. She continued with 'I hate pre-intimacy, I want to get straight to the point. My favourite position is on top so I can take control..........

Chelsea have handed Roberto Di Matteo a two-year contract as manager of the club after his heroics in the Champions League and FA Cup from a temporary position last season.

Di Matteo has instaled as a caretaker manager after the sacking of Andre Villas-Boas part way through last season, but became a fans favourite for the permanent job after winning the double during his short time incharge.

Chelsea's cheif executive, Ron Gourlay, spoke of his delight at competing the signing of the man he feels is perfect for the job.

"Roberto's quality was clear for all to see when he galvanised the squad last season and helped the club make history, and the owner and board are very pleased he will be continuing his good work," Gourlay told the club's official website.
"We all believed he was a young coach with much to offer when we first asked him to take charge of team affairs in March and the manner in which he worked with us, the players and all the staff, and the success that followed, made him the clear choice when it came to selecting the person to take us forward in the seasons to come.
"We will be working closely with Roberto in the weeks ahead, some exciting signings have already been made and Roberto has had input into those.
"Although he has set the bar very high in the short time he has been in charge, we know that Roberto is the right man to lead Chelsea onto further success."
Di Matteo was also pleased to have been given the role but is focusing on next season instead of looking back at his acheivements with the club in the previous campaign.
"I'm obviously delighted to have been appointed as Manager and First-Team Coach," he said.
"We all achieved incredible success last season that made history for this great club. Our aim is to continue building on that and I'm already planning and looking forward to the squad's return for pre-season.
SOURCE;goal.com

Popular Fuji artiste Alabi Pasuma has signed a three year endorsement deal with alcoholic beverage company Regal Dry Gin.

According to his reps, Pasuma has been linked with the brand for about a year running, performing at the company’s staged shows across the country.

The response they’ve received over the year has been huge, they decided to make it official’, Afolabi Oyeokya, A021 Media boss tells NET.

Details are still sketchy but we can authoritatively tell you it’s a three year deal. Sources say official statement and photos will be released soon.

In other news, Pasuma will soon be entering the studio with pop producer Samklef. ‘It’s time he produces that Hip-hop influenced material again, as you know he’s had some very notable collabos with Hiphop acts in the past’, Oyekoya told us.

We are told the Fuji act who will turn 45 years old in November will stage a big show which will feature an album release as well as a documentary on his come up years and artistry in Nigeria.