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Pedophiles are a different case! Those ones should be castrated...

ErnieSmallzz:
ok, so what are u trying to say now? That the ladies are to be blamed for any Rape case?

Ok, but what of those guys that rape girls of 2-7years? The girls should be blamed 2?

what have you got to say

cruzita:

lol that thing is solid leather

acenazt:
Sheeeeet where I fit get chief alonge boot

Hello romancelanders! I'm going to be generating a whole lot of controversy with this; earlier this week I was discussing with a babe and we got to talk about rape, she castigated men as being the main evil not being able to control their desires and all but to some extent I disagreed with her. NOTE: I'm an advocator for capital punishment for rapists (I don't condone it in any way), but a lady in this 21st century knows how perverted this generation is, in fact rape is an age-long vice.

Now see this case that I happen to be aware of: I used to have this close friend - a lady, i don't know if i'd address her as daring, adventurous or just plain stupid, she was a chronic night-crawler and to worsen matters she was fond of going to these clubs, places you have complete strangers all by herself no friends, nothing! I knew it was only a matter of time before this girl got raped or worse, tried my best to talk her out of it, she often laughed it off. I left the city and one way or the other we lost contact with each other for about 2years, we later hooked up on Facebook and we got talking, one of those chats and she recounted her rape ordeal to me (unsurprisingly though).

Some ladies knowing fully well the way these things work still leave a lot to chance; I have no sympathy for women who are dumb enough to go to a random guys hotel room at 3 am in the morning, get drunk/take drugs and the scream rape or can we really blame a kongified dude that sees a chick on slitted miniskirt and blouse so transparent you can see her nipples?

Before we jump inside conclusion lets have in mind that there are two sides to a coin; some girls would have sex with a guy, not like it and later scream rape. and a final word of advice for the ladies; while rape is condemnable, there are conscious efforts that can drastically reduce the chance of getting raped: don't walk alone at night, if you're going to get drunk at a club have at least a friend with you, etc..

Over to you guys cc@fynestboi, ivyy, juhan, cutehector, twaci, refiner, tallesty1, smellymouth

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We millennials treat cameras, Instagram and vintage items like they’re the best things since sliced bread. But No! They’re not. People have been doing photography and style since…well the beginning of time.

Chief S.O Alonge’s studio portraits of Benin residents provide rare insight into the early history and practice of studio photography in Nigeria. And in the 1930s and 1940s, many Nigerians patronized photography studios for the first time, presenting themselves and their families to the camera in ways they wished to be photographed.

And believe it or not, before we all started learning to pose in front of fine cars, old school Nigerians perfected the art of using props – stools, couches, chairs, and a wooden handrail. Swag is actually old school, and these 15 pictures can prove it:

1. This picture of this uber stylish gentleman leaning on a stool – 1950
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via Chief S.O Alonge
2015 has nothing on that suit.

2. This young man posing with the handrail as if it was made for him – 1950
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Look at those shoes.

3. Dame Merry Oritsetimeyin Ehanire née Cardigan looking as pretty as a picture – 1940
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The headscarf is starting to make a comeback.

4. This picture of Madam Stella Osarhiere Gbinigie at 16 – 1950
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Perfect accessories!

5. This self portrait by Chief Alonge – 1942
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The side parting has been around for years, guys!

6. This young man at Christmas time in Ibadan – 1911
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Loving the look.

7. This group photo of Lagos Boys from 1910
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Yoruba boys been moving in groups forever!

8. This Photo of these two Nigerian guys popping their collar – 1957
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Look at their polos, guys!

9. This photo of siblings kinging – 1926
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This proves everything I’ve been saying.

10. The outdoor pose by these 4 teenagers – 1950
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They did shorts better than us

Bonus Mention

Chief Alonge’s Brown boots – 1945
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Look familiar?

Have you started questioning your fashion sense yet?

It was yet another bloody day yesterday after one of the buses belonging to popular transport company Peace Mass was involved in a tragic accident in Enugu.

According to the Facebook user Ngene Vivian who shared this story, the accident occurred along Airport Road in Emene, Enugu State, yesterday evening. And from the pictures shared, the bus was badly mangled.
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We probably all suffer from a minor phobia or two, but some people’s lives are virtually debilitated by their fears. This list looks at the most unusual phobias that afflict people in modern days. If you suffer from any of these phobias, be sure to tell us about it in the comments.

8: Agyrophobia -Fear of Crossing the Street
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Agyrophobics have a fear of crossing streets, highways and other thoroughfares, or a fear of thoroughfares themselves. This, of course, makes it very difficult to live comfortably in a city. The word comes from the Greek gyrus which means turning or whirling as the phobic avoids the whirl of traffic. The phobia covers several categories, wherein sufferers may fear wide roads specifically down to suburban single lane streets, and can also include fearing jaywalking or crossing anywhere on a street, even a designated intersection. This phobia is considered independent from the fear of cars

7: Mageirocophobia -Fear of Cooking
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The bizarre fear of cooking is called mageirocophobia which comes from the Greek word mageirokos which means a person skilled in cooking. This disorder can be debilitating and potentially lead to unhealthy eating if one lives alone. Sufferers of mageirokos can feel extremely intimidated by people with skills in cooking, and this intimidation and feeling of inadequacy is probably the root cause of the disorder for many.

6: Pediophobia -Fear of Dolls
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Pediophobia is the irrational fear of dolls. Not just scary dolls – ALL dolls. Strictly speaking, the fear is a horror of a “false representation of sentient beings” so it also usually includes robots and mannequins, which can make it decidedly difficult to go shopping. This phobia should not be confused with pedophobia or pediaphobia which is the fear of children. Sigmund Freud believed the disorder may spring from a fear of the doll coming to life and roboticist Masahiro Mori expanded on that theory by stating that the more human-like something becomes, the more repellent its non-human aspects appear. My apologies to those who suffer from pediophobia for the picture above.

5: Deipnophobia - Fear of Dinner Conversation
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Now admittedly some dinner conversations can be very awkward, but some people are so terrified of the idea of speaking to another person over dinner that they avoid dining out situations. In times gone by there were strict rules of etiquette that helped a person to deal with these situations – but they are (sadly) mostly forgotten. In today’s society in which rules and formality are out the window, it is possible that the more controlled nature of a dinner party may lie partly behind this phobia.

4: Eisoptrophobia - Fear of Mirrors
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Eisoptrophobia is a fear of mirrors in the broad sense, or more specifically the fear of being put into contact with the spiritual world through a mirror. Sufferers experience undue anxiety even though they realize their fear is irrational. Because their fear often is grounded in superstitions, they may worry that breaking a mirror will bring bad luck or that looking into a mirror will put them in contact with a supernatural world inside the glass. After writing this list I realized that I suffer from a minor form of this disorder in that I don’t like to look into a mirror in the evening when I am alone for fear of seeing someone (or something) behind me.

3: Demonophobia - Fear of Demons
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Demonophobia is an abnormal and persistent fear of evil supernatural beings in persons who believe such beings exist and roam freely to cause harm. Those who suffer from this phobia realize their fear is excessive or irrational. Nevertheless, they become unduly anxious when discussing demons, when venturing alone into woods or a dark house, or when watching films about demonic possession and exorcism. Sufferers are most likely to be recognized by the strings of garlic around their neck, crucifixes, wooden stakes they carry, and gun loaded with silver bullets. Okay – I made that last part up.

2: Pentheraphobia - Fear of Mother-in-Law

Of all the phobias on this list, pentheraphobia is probably the most common. It is, as stated above, the fear of one’s mother-in-law. I am sure that most married people have, at one time or another, suffered from this terrible fear. This fear is one that is so common in Western society that it frequently appears in movies and other forms of entertainment. Of the many available therapies for this illness of the mind, divorce seems to be the most popular. A related phobia to pentheraphobia is novercaphobia which is a fear of your stepmother – the most famous sufferer of which is Cinderella.

1: Cathisophobia - Fear of Sitting
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Cathisophobia (sometimes spelled with a ‘k’) is a terror of sitting down. This disorder can be sparked off by a particularly nasty case of hemorrhoids but in some serious cases it can be due to physical abuse relating to sitting on sharp or painful objects. Sometimes, the sitting fear is due to some punishment in the school days, or it may be an indication of some other phobia like sitting in front of elite and influential people. Cathisophobia is characterized by sweating, heavy or short breathe, and anxiety.

http://listverse.com/2009/08/13/10-more-extremely-bizarre-phobias/

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Y’all remember the suited up windscreen cleaner whose story went viral after he was discovered by photographer, Daniel Sync?? Yeah well, it looks like being a model like Orisaguna, isn’t his calling as he has gone back to cleaning windscreens.

He was spotted at Maryland by Instagram user @obitee 69.

He abandoned the job offer and even an offer for education by Uche Nnaji, CEO of Ouch. Uche shared the news writing:

Sometime last month I saw an online image of a well-dressed young man cleaning windshields in traffic. I was touched by this, and then I felt the urge to ASSIST, with the HOPE that I can positively IMPACT him in my own little way
. .
We met and discossed on way forward. During our discussion I observed his SKILL was limited to SqueeGee. This gave me great concern, as it may not offer him anything above the JOB of an Office Assistant, then I felt it won’t be the best for him. . . We (The photographer Daniel Sync and myself) talked with him and also decided he must go get his transcript from UniIlorin so we can eventually get him into the Open University in Lagos to enable him complete his education while Getting TRAINED with me. . . We were all excited as he walked into my office just last Monday (5days ago) with the ADMISSION forms from the OPEN UNIVERSITY. That same Monday the official TRAINING began with him in my Lekki office… The week ahead I had started by giving his Wardrobe Sartorial Healing for a Change and I made sure NO PICTURES were taken while giving him these items of clothing ( the Red polo he was wearing in the video I posted 3 days ago of him working with me last Friday and the white shirt he chose to wear back to the traffic yesterday all came from my PERSONAL collection) As I felt that wasn’t necessary since my concern was to start a paradigm shift for this young man who needs to see the better side of life.
. . But I guess, people always want what they want. During our class session on same day (Monday) it dawned on me that he was unable to GRASP what He was being taught. But I still didn’t give up on him, hoping that time will make things right for necessary adjustment. . . The aim was to TEACH him how to FISH by EMPOWERING him with necessary skill from some industry fashion professionals which certainly comes with more benefits after wards. After his class on Monday where we reached an agreement that he would LEARN various skills including tailoring, Abdulai went off the radar only to be sighted yesterday cleaning.”

Trust Nigerians to Pokenose…See The comments below:

Yesterday, our very dear controversial OAP Ifedayo Olarinde popularly known as Daddy Freeze joined in the Father’s day celebration by sharing a rare photo of himself and his Nigerian dad, all smiles with the caption, “You are my dad, my doctor and my friend! Love you always.”

Smh

10. The talkative: They will talk about any and everything. From beginning of service till the end, they are chatting about God knows what.


Nairalanders which category do you belong to? ?

9. The commentator: These set of girls will comment from the beginning of sermon to the end. “Preach preacher”, “yes pastor”, “ride on pastor”, the list is endless.

8. The ‘I don’t care’ girls: They act like someone forced them to come to church. They don’t take part in anything. When others are standing, they are sitting, others are praying and their eyes are shining like torchlight watching others, others are singing, they are mute. They couldn’t care less what’s going on.

7. The dancer: These set of girls will dance their hearts out during praise. Is it shoki, azonto, alanta, etighi, they will dance all without minding whether it’s appropriate or not. Sometimes, after exhibiting their dance skills, they tune off when it’s time for sermon.

6. The reserved ones: They sit and listen attentively. They don’t overdo things.

5. The restless ones: They will go out hundred times, cat walking like they are a fashion show just so you can notice their dress or shoe.

4. Madam Oversabi: They feel the need to show they know it all and in reality they don’t. Pastor says something and they begin to explain to nobody in particular like they are assistant pastors. Someone says something or makes a general observation and they begin to argue whether it’s right or wrong.

I was in church and then the preacher says something about women watching Zee world all the time and makes mention of one of the programmes, ‘Married Again.’

Then this oversabi girl goes like: I knew it was Saloni.

Me (thinking): Hellooo, married again and Saloni are two different programmes.

3. The inappropriate hot or sexy girl: These ones dress like they are going for a party. Miss sexy has no problem showing off too much cleavages or hot legs. After all, God looks at the heart and not what you’re wearing.

2. The self-appointed chorister: Sitting close to this type of girl in church can be frustrating. They sing louder the choir and sometimes in a croaked off key voice. Sometimes, they don’t even know the lyrics and just keep adding their own lyrics.

1. The one who gets way too into the worship: These set of girls make you feel like you’re not spiritual enough. They are perfect or act like they are perfect. They will shed tears and roll on the floor like they don’t care. Some would even fall on you while getting under the anointing and you’re just standing there wondering if the devil has possessed you.

Have you ever been to church and there is this one girl who won’t allow you concentrate on the service because of her moves, beauty or appearance?

We come across a number of girls in Nigerian churches with different personalities. Irrespective of the denomination, you will find the same set of people there.

Even in the spirit filled, tongue speaking and vision seeing churches, you will still meet different types of girls; the good, the bad and the ugly. You find those who over dress or don’t, seek attention or just remain unnoticed.

These girls sometimes make going to church fun and entertaining, and at other times a little frustrating.

We bring you 10 different types of girls you will find in Nigerian churches.

You're ignorant

IkpuMmadu:
look at lab/class room


They use projectors and the class is worlsd class


keep it up

Her IQ must be very low

youngaz:
Diz girl don ****mental.......wait can dey take a selfie if dey are unda water?? Well i bet some will
Wait did she say grave is boo??

THESE ARE THE CONJOINED TWINS THAT "DR. BEN CARSON" SEPARATED IN 1987!