FreshPresh92:


Thank you so much... I've received it. You the boss...

kindly help me forward it too akinleyedamola@gmail.com

iykepromotions:
check your inbox

boss kindly help me out with the end-user draft too. Akinleyedamola@gmail.com, thanks

Thanks but I prefer a new phone

bloodkiIler:
I'll give you my infinix note 2 LTE version 2gb ram at 40k

I think the price is above 40k

FellaL:
you can check out tecno w5 I think it's within your budget

Thank you

pr0blem:
go for tecno w4

makydebbie:
My mum just came back after three months

Yea I'm mummy's girl

lol, i rejoice with you

Mine is the news that a favourite aunty of mine gave birth to a bouncing baby boy! Feliz Navidad!

makydebbie:
That's not 'always' true.

A lady who knows what she wants will always go for it.whether beautiful or ugly.

have you ever "gone after what you want"?

Edwinmason:
i remember a girl who had strong crush on me back then but i was in love wit her friend,things did nt work out well between me and her friend but the funny part is that i see this girl everyday and she no longer the simbi i used to know now i try talking to her but she gives me that attitude.....like am no longer interested

you don't expect her to jump right in your arms do you?

tobillionaire:
Girls dat asks guys out are always ugly... nd, guys wl neva say Yes to ugly Girls

no be all brother

yaqq:
It's like a counter thread....... Babes the ask guys out for Africa?

yes o broda

can someone kindly enlighten us?

Eleniyan15:
Tram that allowed me to start scratching my body..I never knew tram was inside skushi I was drinking!!! deadly frndz..I kept on drinking till around that kind 5;30pm naxo I just enter slow mode...we left campus that they going for one birthday got into bus motor wey no run I dey tell th driver say e speed too much make e reduce am...I HATE TRAM!!!!!!! STAY AWAY FROM IT!!!!


Tram wan put me for trouble bah den one werey lecturer call me say make I come EPP am carry something stair case con heavy someone I dey count my step one by one!!!!


I DRINK EVA WATER TIRE FOR PARTY FUNNIEST THING THIS TRAM THEY MY BODY FOR GOOD 2DAYZ



if you want to last long #Stay Away From Sugar.

#BeRealGee no fear say you go release within 3min but if you nervous within 2min yi go explode

baba I swear that same thing do me oo, I no know say tram dey inside the skushi, I wan die the next day

you have a bad sense of humor if you didnt find that amusing

Bobbysmart6:
what funny abt dz.

But naira has lost value oo ordinary 30k dollar Na e b 11 million naira chai

It baffles me why Christians especially youths are hypocritical, Monday to Saturday you play the so called worldly music but all you will hear from these people on Sunday morning are songs from don moen, Donnie mcclurkin; and the ladies too after fucking non stop at the after party on Saturday night you see them Holy holy on Sunday morning!? Who's deceiving who?

While some of them still call it funny names like “wussup” and “was app”, we don’t mind really.

So far, we have a way to communicate with them without burning airtime, we’re fine Now, they are very active sending broadcasts, drilling you about display picture changes and status updates and the likes.

Sometimes, they’re actually fun but sometimes they’ve made us laugh uncontrollably!

Here are a few times the former has happened:

1. This one where the mother forgot it was a private chat





2. To this mother that told her daughter she was fat indirectly.


3. To this April Fool prank


4. To this hilarious situation. Will give my lunch to see Tolu’s response to his dad.


5. And this daddy who knew when to go unavailable


6. LMAOOO and this mother that was the absolute best. We love you!



CC Emperor of Nairaland dynasty king lalasticlala password: long snake

Gov. Ayo Fayose of Ekiti State has his wife solidly behind him in all of his sojourns and this has been the case since they got married a long time ago.

June 25, 2009 - Michael Jackson "King of pop" American artist (thriller; the best selling album of all time) dies at 50

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HeavenlyBang:


Good man. Reddit is hilarious as Bleep. I use Baconreader tho, much better.

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The wife of the Nigerian President, Aisha Buhari is no doubt beautiful and caring. Judging by what is known of her so far.

Here are some of her photos which mirror the behaviour of the typical Nigerian mum.


1. That eye she gives to tell you to leave the room when she has guests over.


2. The face she makes when you ask her for something and she acts like she didn’t hear you.


3. When you tell her a secret and she promised not to tell your father, but still ends up telling him.


4. When your heavily religious mother enjoys your ‘Wizkid jams’ but keeps a straight face so you won’t think she encourages secular music.


5. When she tries to console you after beating you mercilessly.


6. When she asks you to do something and you refuse, she does it herself adding, “Before you were born I’ve been doing this work”.


7. When she’s unbelievably nice to your house guest and even prepares a meal for you both.


8. When she’s gossiping with her friend and she hears something downright hilarious.


9. When your father buys her a gift and she shares pictures of it on her social media account so her friends can be envious.



10. When there is a family hangout at a restaurant and she complains about the food and its exorbitant price.

I second that

Taiyescott:
The Rapist Takes All Blame, But In Cases Where A Full Grown Lady Dresses Indecently And Is Raped, I Believe D Blame Shud B Shared By Both D Rapist And D Rapee.. In Case Of Pedophiles, They Shud B Killed Instantly!