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RomanceRe: You Summon The Courage To Visit Your Boo's Family And Then You Meet This (Photo) by dammytosh: 12:52pm On Mar 05, 2016
LORDSAMURAI:
ONLY the sight of my 2018 range rover with bullet proof cover worth 100million naira will turn them to children, telling me well done sir.
I tell you
EducationRe: UNILAG's Ayodele Dada About To Be Evicted From His Home Over Rent by dammytosh: 12:47pm On Mar 05, 2016
Raymee:
Jumoke that I saw standing aimlessly at Unilag Convocation recently? She should be twist on appearance not only using her to make money. Talking abt Ayodele, if he keeps to his wisdom, he'll definitely definitely make way for himself not even depending on anyone now that he has a road to follow. One with sound academic background would excel more & a long term than Jumoke that seems to be used by agents Don't tell me what I know but tell me the ones I don't know.
I do not agree with the bolded.

Academic background and success have no proportionality.

As a matter of fact I see Ayodele's 5point, First class in psychology or so end up as a frustrated lecturer than a successful being.
EducationRe: UNILAG's Ayodele Dada About To Be Evicted From His Home Over Rent by dammytosh: 12:20pm On Mar 05, 2016
Ecoterrorist:
I will invest in OLA Jumoke to Ayo because you invest in where you will see returns in the short and long term.


Celebs and entertainment is the gold mine now
God bless you.

I will make Olajumoke my brand ambassador not Ayodele. That is the only sure returns on investment.
EducationRe: UNILAG's Ayodele Dada About To Be Evicted From His Home Over Rent by dammytosh: 12:14pm On Mar 05, 2016
Ayodele is of no economic value to the construction company and they can not be forced.

That is what Freeze and co seems not to understand.

Jumoke will keep trending for a long time, while ayodele will go back to his closet to read book.

Just wearing ankara, jumoke trends again and the advertisment effect from her name trending will pay those who made her ambassador their cost.


If Ayodele is oweing rent, he should pay up. How much are we talking about ? It cant be up to 100k per annum since he would be managing a student's apartment.

I do not support any form of blackmail.
PoliticsRe: BOKO HARRAM: FG Bans Importation Of Cattle, Sale Of Dried Meat by dammytosh: 12:09pm On Mar 05, 2016
That is strategy.

Thanks to the General.

Cripple their economy and finance and see them surrender themselves.
PetsRe: I Need Advice, My German Shepherd Just Littered 7puppies(photo) by dammytosh: 12:07pm On Mar 05, 2016
Just take care of the mother.

Plenty milk and water and more love.

Get your vet to take a look at them too.

She will take care of the puppies by instinct.
RomanceRe: Guy Cries Out After Lady Tricked Him Into Giving Her "Head" While On Her Period! by dammytosh: 10:04am On Mar 05, 2016
Dear Op,

What type of tampoon did the girl use ?

Regards
PoliticsRe: Governor Okowa's Message To Obasanjo At 79 by dammytosh: 9:01am On Mar 05, 2016
Best President so far
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye To Nigerians- When I Am Ready, Una Go See My Made In Nigeria Wife by dammytosh:
Useless Senator of the Federal Republic.


He supported Patricia Eteh

Strong supporter of Bukola Saraki.


The 2 people he supported had some thing in common, they were accused of End Time Corruption.

He claimed the two people were victims of political witch hunt.
Car TalkRe: Photos: How To Calculate Fuel Consumption by dammytosh: 9:00pm On Mar 04, 2016
Siena:
[color=Blue]How did you compare the indicated mpg with calculated values? I'd love to hear this.

Your car must be immune to changes in road gradient, atmospheric temperature, elevation and wind resistance, or the conditions under which you drive are always 100% the same.

Awesome car![/color]
Awesome car ?

Yes absolutely awesome.

It is equiped with all the information needed

I can get Miles covered from when i buy 60litres of fuel.

I can get hours the engine ran after buying it

I can get miles covered after buying the fuel

Or what has gradient and all the crap u mentioned got to do with knowing how many miles it took me to use 60litres of fuel besides the automatic calculation done by the car.

Please don't stress me, i did not stress this much to negotiate to buy d awesome car grin

I am talking about a car that has auto park assist. youtube that before u start arguing on simple calculation.
RomanceRe: Urgent Help!! My Fiancee Is Now Addicted To Something Else. I Feel Very Sad by dammytosh: 7:17pm On Mar 04, 2016
Is dt tecno ?

Buy her iphone 6S plus, 64GB.

She will be busy learning au to use it.
CelebritiesRe: D'banj Features On CNN:'Instead Of Gun,I Carried Microphone 2 Save The World' by dammytosh: 7:16pm On Mar 04, 2016
Haters still be like his career is over as if their own career ever started.
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Watch Prostitutes? by dammytosh: 6:52pm On Mar 04, 2016
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, why do men drive up to Prost!tute Spot and then watch them walk around and then leave?[/color]
May be because you are not fine.

Next time you go for runs, dress properly and make sure you are clean.

Goodluck tonight
PoliticsRe: Buhari Slashes Federal University Staff Salaries By Half by dammytosh: 6:50pm On Mar 04, 2016
They paid half is different from they slashed
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Named Brand Ambassador Of Johnnie Walker by dammytosh: 6:49pm On Mar 04, 2016
Useful time wasted writing crap
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Replies Dino Melaye, Says 'you're Empty' by dammytosh:
Lol

Wait !!! did Patrick Obiahagbon write this or all Edo Men are just like this ?


See english
Christianity EtcRe: When The Pastor Lays Hands On You And You Refuse To Fall by dammytosh: 5:46pm On Mar 04, 2016
jimi4us:
zombie spotted
Yea i agree

Anybody that is not iPAD, iPOD, IPOO or iPOB is Zonbie.


you have 7 more years to wail.
PoliticsRe: FG, EFCC Didn’t Disobey Court Order, Judge Tells Dasuki by dammytosh: 5:44pm On Mar 04, 2016
blazetitov:
tongue tongue tongue

When i said Dasuki's lawyer and other rogue SANs are specialists in delayed tactics and are always in the habit of frustrating court cases against their corrupt clients, one strayed boy came here spewing rubbish.

This same 'SAN' just as in the case of Saraki also, keeps running from one court to another seeking God forsaken injunctions to frustrate the case of his clients going into trial. What is it that they are afraid of?

If Dasuki, Ricky Tarfa, Metuh and Saraki and every other person facing corrupt cases are sure of their innocence they should instead ask the prosecution to present their evidence while they also present their own counter evidence. But they know they are guilty and their rogue lawyers know this too.

In PMB's Voice; Don't be afraid of me, but be afraid of the consequences of your actions.
100000000000000000 Likes
Christianity EtcRe: When The Pastor Lays Hands On You And You Refuse To Fall by dammytosh: 5:41pm On Mar 04, 2016
jimi4us:
I wish this pastor will lay hands on Buhari the dullard.
While ur head is free with all the hate and failures in it ?
Car TalkRe: Photos: How To Calculate Fuel Consumption by dammytosh: 5:07pm On Mar 04, 2016
Siena:
[color=Blue]Bro, most cars these days display fuel consumption data, mine do as well. But...they are far from accurate. They give fuel consumption data that MAY be achievable in 100% optimum operating conditions - no gradients, headwinds, traffic, tyres that have very little friction to create drag etc.

Even the indicated fuel range is very difficult to achieve. Fill up your tank, and the range may show 500 miles with a 55 litre tank. I can guarantee you're unlikely to achieve that magical figure.

It's impossible to have all those factors, just as it is impossible to have 100% fuel combustion. Maybe in another 500 years, but for now, no.

The calculated method as shown by the thread starter remains the MOST reliable method of knowing what mpg any vehicle is capable of.[/color]
Mine is accurate !!

I have tested it several times under different circumstances, traffic, no traffic (may be travelling ) etc and in all this occasion, it is accurate.

My car tells me how many hours i have been running my engine which i reset after every full tank.

So don't argue with me on this.
CareerRe: The Crazy Experience Of A Bank Contract Staff by dammytosh: 3:59pm On Mar 04, 2016
Mujinho4b:
4me, I have promised myself not to do bank job.. +my wife.. undecided
lol even for a pay of about 600k per month net ?
Car TalkRe: Photos: How To Calculate Fuel Consumption by dammytosh: 1:37pm On Mar 04, 2016
obailala:
Yeah but for most cars, it's not exactly as accurate as running the calcs yourself manually.
Yea I agree with you but my machine is a beast.

It monitors everything 'monitorable' including telling me when one of my tire pressure reduces by 1 unit, oil life and what else have you and it is 100% very accurate.
CelebritiesRe: Globacom Issues Official Statement On P’square by dammytosh: 1:25pm On Mar 04, 2016
He pain haters !!!
Car TalkRe: Photos: How To Calculate Fuel Consumption by dammytosh: 1:23pm On Mar 04, 2016
obailala:
The mpg figures your car generates are not as accurate as you think.

The method by the Op is the most accurate way to measure your average mpg.
You don't know what i drive and i don't want to mention it here but trust me, I bought fuel several times and tracked it and can tell you that it is 100% accurate.
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Questionable Deal With Qatar - Olusegun Adeniyi by dammytosh: 10:27am On Mar 04, 2016
tiwiex:
Please, read and analyse before you comment. The issues observed are:
1. You are not warned as a Nigerian not to buy tickets without a sponsor. The website has a flat statement on providing visa to Quatar
2. You become aware at the next phase. I would have thought you souldn't buy the ticket without evidence of a sponsor
3. Other countries are listed except Nigeria. If we have no value, why fly from Nigeria?
4. Why sign an agreement with a country that does not even see you as an equal amongst fellow Africans? It looks like a loose-win agreement.
5. The meeing provided an opportunity for Buhari to renegotiate the visa restriction. If he did that, it would have been news. That is the purpose of these travels. To open opportunities for your citizens. It seems he was not aware of the Visa restriction.
Really, why won't you read the visa requirement before applying ?

Every country has a visa policy, the wailing becomes genuine if they completely ban Nigerians from entering Qatar.

If you apply for Visa, ticket is one of the major requirements

e.g South Africa does not take the issue of accomodation very seriously until our brothers go there to cause nuisance all in the name of business. Now, if you don't have proof of accomodation and you have landed in South Africa, you will be sent back home from the airport.

Those are not diplomatic issues.

Quatar is not a tourist centre so you can not claim you left dubai and decide to go on vacation in Quatar.

NB : No Govt will negotiate Visa requirements when there are history of your people carrying drugs etc.
Car TalkRe: Photos: How To Calculate Fuel Consumption by dammytosh: 10:18am On Mar 04, 2016
I don't need to calculate My machine shows that by default.
CrimeRe: Son Stabs Mother To Death For Refusing To Accept Pregnant Fiancée by dammytosh: 10:08am On Mar 04, 2016
The mother should accomodate the girl ?

USeless guy.

He should be hanged with Rev King.
CareerRe: How Much And How Do You Save From Work Every Month by dammytosh: 10:07am On Mar 04, 2016
good topic.
PoliticsRe: Victor Umeh Receiving Prayers From Catholic Priest Before Arrest - Photos by dammytosh: 7:27am On Mar 04, 2016
viviangist3:
FR MBAKA IS BEING CRITICISED TODAY BECAUSE HE IS RADICAL, IF YOU FAIL GOD I WILL DO WORST - Rev. Fr. Ejike tells Ohamadike at Mountain of Solution Catholic Adoration Ministry Umuoji
When I write Okelo Madukaife and his team will say I forged it, now I've decided to share you videos... Fr. Ejike said to Ohamadike "I don't know you personally but I've heard about you and watched you severally on television"
"there's one thing i like special about you and that is your long cap and the way you boast, so proud of your Igbo identity " he added
He went further to say " people are talking about Fr. Mbaka because he is a radical Priest, yes he is and our society needs people like that. I am going to pray for you because I know you will not fail God on the assignment he has sent you but if you do... Hmmm, if you fail to deliver according to your promises, the same Priest (himself) praying for you today will condemn you in the public "

From Ifeanyi Charles Obi (SSA APGA Anambra State)

Report By http://www.viviangist.com/victor-umeh-receiving-prayers-from-fr-ejike-in-enugu-state
With this style of writing, na only banana you go fit buy on the island not land on banana island.

What is the meaning of this crap ?
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Questionable Deal With Qatar - Olusegun Adeniyi by dammytosh: 7:20am On Mar 04, 2016
for a Nigerian to get a Qatari visa, he ought to have a sponsor who is resident in Qatar; that is the new policy for those countries that are not listed among the nations that its citizens are allowed to visit the country (Qatar).”
They said you need a sponsor to get a visa.

So how is that a problem for you Mr. Adeniyi.

Or you just want to write for writing sake ?

It is still the same group of drug dealers, prostitutees and criminals who caused this that will be the first to criticize.
PoliticsRe: I’m Ready For Trial To Clear My Name, But… – Dasuki by dammytosh: 6:12am On Mar 04, 2016
Amberon11:
rubbish!

everybody say dem no thief but money loss. Na my grandpapa thief am.

greedy old pot bellied demons
In all fairness, he did not say that he is not a thief.

He only said he was instructed to steal so he should be released. grin

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