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My advice is that guys should negotiate well and record it before doing anything.

If not na for the girl to bill u 100,000 or scream rape.

Na joke oo..

That Siasia self .

Why is he begging people to come and play ?

Ok i guess that is the instruction Green gave him.

mariamadenle:
Today 29th of Feb., 2016 is my Birthday.....Plz I need your prayer i want this 2016 to be my year of turnover

I wouldn't like sharing what am passing through on public forum like this but I will appreciate your prayer....

May God bless you all

Happy Birthday dear. Just Calm down every thing will be alright.

It is just a phase.

I dedicate this song to you. Tuface FT Joe El.


INTRO:
Just hold on.
And be strong.
It wont be long.
It would be alright

VERSE1:
When I woke up.
This morning.
Looking at myself.
E be like say I’m shining.
See the blessings multiplying.
Just like the bird in the sky I’m flying.
So divining.
We inclining.
Take it from me I see good things are piling
E be okay.
Call me one day.
Make we stay cool stay cool and keep smiling.
No retreat no surrender.
Don’t you give up your fight you’re winner.
Easy eh eh eh.
Its gonna get easy eh eh eh.
Don’t you back down.
People stand up.
If you know you are in put your hands up. Its gonna get easy eh eh eh.
Its gonna get easy eh eh eh.

CHORUS:
Just hold on.
And be strong.
It wont be long.
E go be alright
Just hold on.
And be strong.
It wont be long.
Its gonna be alright

VERSE 2:
If anyone talk say you no go make am na lie na lie.
Bone them make you get up on your story.
Just try.
Just try.
No forget say na baba God give you this life life
So no let anything to stop you from going so high high.
See I doesn’t matter what you do or what you are into.
You have to believe in yourself and live through easy eh eh eh.
Its gonna get easy eh eh eh.
So don’t forget where you are coming from and where you are going.
No pain no gain keep going.
Easy eh eh eh.
Its gonna get easy eh eh eh.

CHORUS:
Just hold on.
And be strong.
It wont be long.
E go be alright
Just hold on.
And be strong.
It wount be long.
Its gonna be alright

VERSE 3:
Stand up stand up for something.
Don’t let your doubting stop your moving.
Its not easy I’m not pretending.
To tell you the truth t take a lot to work in.
So I stand in front of you and say.
Don’t give up cos you will make it one day.
Cos quitters never win and winners never quit.
If you try and you fail don’t be shy of defeat.
Cos it takes a lot of courage to keep on moving.
So stand up on your feet.
Your mistakes don’t repeat
Instead you learn from it.
Its 2baba and jo el o.
We don talk our own o.
If you like make you take am as a joke o.
If you like make you use am it will work for you.
Eh!

CHORUS:
Just hold on.
And be strong.
It wount be long.
E go be alright
Just hold on.
And be strong.
It wount be long.
Its gonna be alright.
Just hold on.
And be strong.
It wount be long.
E go be alright
Just hold on.
And be strong.
It wount be long.
Its gonna be alright

OUTRO:
Just hold on.
And be strong.
It wont be long.
E go be alright

lol.

u no get job but u dey get erection. Are you in APC ?

Now i believe this prosecution is just witch hunt against opposition alone. What is EFCC doing that they have not arrested you ?

Leave that girl and face your life and struggle.

kissval1388:
Buhari is a religion fanatic.
I Don start to get double thought about what fayose said.















he wants to islamize Nigeria .

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/09/nigeria-reiterates-support-for-palestinian-statehood-bid/

that was since 2011.

Use your brain, don't allow Fayose think for you.

francizy:
It's only in Nigeria that a brainless old certificateless dullardo will come out and brainwash supposed graduates into voting him into power. By the way, only brainless bunch of goats believed and voted that fraud of a man called Buhari. So we that didn't vote him are miles ahead of him and those that voted him in reasoning.. Gat that?

thrash.

he is a dullard but ruled 2 generation in Daddy's lifetime. Daddy's generation and yours.

Something is wrong some where

Just for the sake of ignoramous.

Nigeria has supported Palestinian Statehood since 2011

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/09/nigeria-reiterates-support-for-palestinian-statehood-bid/

seankafor:
I wrote my exam on 27th Feb. so this morning I saw an alert from Jamb telling me that my score is 161.
meanwhile I am sure what I wrote that dat shii can not be my score.
now to the whole truth.. teachers of the subjects I sat for were the ones who helped and answered all of the questions.. I also croschecked the ones I knew especially biology, and it was all the correct answers.
now only for Jamb to send me161.. I have gone online to check it but it seems that their portal isn't yet opened..
so who has had this experience before.. and can this be a sort of mistakes or what?
(


MODIFIED.... ITS OFFICIAL. 161..

THATS MY FATE AND I ACCEPT IT.. .. I TRIED.. EVERY BODY TRIED.. BUT NATURE SAYS OTHERWISE....

..LIFE GOES ON.

TO THOSE CRITICIZING.. ITS GOOD BUT IT WILL BE BETTER TO CATCH A GLIMPSE, REASON OUTSIDE THE BOX BEFORE U CRITICIZE... LIFE CHANGES, WHO KNOWS IT MIGHT BE U TOMORROW.?

Okafor !!

Na people like you dey end up as PDP candidate.

Why not sue Jamb, that your teachers who wrote the exams for you can not fail the exam.

I think i should start asking this question before joining issue with any Nairalander : "You don pass jamb ? "

engineerboat:
the problem i have with ur comment is dat you believe segun side of story, but critisizing the other side of the story,
my question to u is dat, were u there, if not,
u have no moral standing here

You entered my mind to know I believe any of those craps.

What i said is unless He is one of the thugs that went. What he wrote is nonsense.

BeClever:
Maybe you are in UK, cos if u are in Nigeria then you are worst that Kemi Adeosun in Math.

Indomie Jumbo size (1 packet) = N60.00 + 1pc of egg N40.00 =

Pls don't ask me for the answer.. .

That is when u want to buy frm a store and prepare it urself.. .if you go to a dirty Mallam and sit for him to cum-mix the poo for you, then be ready to pay between N150.00-N200.00

What we have now is worst than Corruption.. .this is kwapupu-kwapapa kwadeption..

This betrays your monicker. What are you trying to say ?

You also want your corruption back ?

Dr. Of Janja Weed


Jagaban himself.


GEJ's corruption made Tinubu look like a Saint.

Chai, Nigeria don suffer

yinkeys:
That's not true. Let me remind you that I clearly stated LABOUR MARKET. I didn't specify any discipline in particular, you cannot tell me the owner of Laser Geosciences in PH for example doesn't have a clue of who he's looking to employ. That's definitely not true in all disciplines

I am talking about people who want to employ a programmer

I am not talking about labor market in general.

jieta:
look at this fooli sh man, what has d current fight against corruption brought to Us if not hardship


tomorrow u will hear 2trillion recover from single treasure acct: lamido and family 580 million abi billion bail yet we still go to China to borrow money to fund d useless budget of corruption

I don't engage 1mbeciles in intelligent argument.

Corruption should come back so you can buy indomie and egg from Mallam in Ilorin for 100Naira ?

Wasted Generation.


Clamouring for corruption to be brought back.

The eediots are buying egg for 20naira and concerned about turkey ( They prefer to eat their future away) while Millions of dollars are shared cash.

As usual, they are concerned about only what they consume.

They fought hard for subsidy to remain, while refusing to take transportation for extra 50 Naira. Billion of dollars was shared by the major benefactors.

So their next generation will continue to be slaves to the Children of the thieves when they grow up.

I think Fayose has a Psychological disorder.

So because Buhari went to Saudi and met 5 people he wanted to Islamise Nigeria.

Buhari even stated it categorically that :

http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/buhari-rejects-invitation-to-join-coalition-of-islamic-states-against-terror/232745/



When GEJ went to Jerusalem with All the Bishops and Governors in Nigeria, he wanted to 'Christianise' Nigeria too ?


I don't think this is politics, Fayose's needs medical attention.

N:B I would have laffed this off and moved on but seriously, some m0r0ns actually thought Fayose was saying the truth.

LOL.

So Innoson Bullet proof can not be spare ?




Ben Bruce don scam Nigerians through his Senate President. I love him, he will keep quiet. No ConMan's sense analysis.

ola9ja:
Later they will be advising us to buy Innoson , no be only Innoson na innocent, if I buy Toyota first self is because I am starting life, my Dream car is customise mercedes product or BMW no idiot should advice me on any made in Nigeria product except I choose to do so. Thanks

I dey with you bro. Make your money and buy anything you can afford.

Hahahaha



Buy innoson with Ben Bruce.


I earn my money legitimately. Pay tax and i should buy innoson while the eediots who steal the tax buy Prado and benz.

Bruce will not condemn this. His common sense no reach there.

"My name is Ben Bruce and i just want to make ConMan's sense for the gullible masses"

Airforce1:
Was driving back home from a friend's place this morning , ran out of fuel so I decided to stopby at Mobil filling station to buy a fuel but oh wow the queue I met ain't funny at all.

Black market sellers and okada riders took over everywhere ..

It took so much complain and patience before the fuel attendants attended to we that came with car and that are on the queue.

hhhmm
I'm tired of all the many problems facing this so called giant of Africa.

No security
Dollar on a steady rise
Epileptic power supply
Looting of public funds
Our educatiinal system reduced to "nothing " and now fuel scarcity.


Our president Hhhmm, I've lost confidence n that one because it seems his reason for coming to power s to be travelling from country to country with tax payers money.

It is well.

I bought fuel today without any queue. Whatever is making people queue in that area is quite amazing.


Out of all your points, i agree that

"Our educatiinal system reduced to "nothing " and now fuel scarcity. "

You are a living witness to that fact.


@Airforce one, now we know u went with that red car. "We that came with car "

modath:
In this case, there are four.

1. The truth

2. Deji's version

3. Segun's version

4. Barca's contractual Nairaland propaganda...


Tonyebarcanista ... On a more serious note, "political analysts" that have aspirations of going places & doing big things are supposed to be above all "dis kain tinz".... Na wah.

Can you imagine the rubbish he wrote ?

I guess he is one of the thugs that followed Deji self.

I respect Barcanista sha, you have to be really low in self esteem before you can be this shameless.

Oliseh My Guy.

Show Mediocres how to quit on tyrants.

Jadekitana:
You can imagine the rate at with conji be killing some guys! to say i'm disappointed is an understatement. I'v been friends with this guy for some months,he's been on my case and has agreed to give me all the time I need before we start dating.

I was on my own last night when he invited me to go take sharwarma somewhere around.
We were just gisting normally about life and next thing he said was he's getting really bored and there's a new place on the island he would like to take me to.

We got there, I noticed the bouncers were really fierce looking! I got scared and asked him why they had 6 hefty bouncers,he just laughed and said it's cos the place is new. He quickly paid for VIP and when they opened the door first thing I saw was a fair beautiful girl stark naked dancing holding a pole. There were about 10ladies or more completely naked, with guys having fun with them!

I didn't bother to proceed to the VIP, I left in annoyance, boarded a cab and deleted his number sharply.

A guy who takes a lady to a strip club to watch other naked ladies and probably partake in frolicking with them can never be serious in a relationship! Quote me anywhere.

Where is the place on the Island. May be i go carry my baby go there.

You have crush on Phyno but you wan date Brother Paul.

So after all said and done, you go marry Brother Paul and Cheat with Phyno.

larisoft:
Please, i didnt write this because I thought its difficult and will prove myself as one of nairaland's baddest. Rather, I wrote it because the project idea specified here (https://www.nairaland.com/2957462/operation-prove-programming-skills) was something I already needed even before the OP called my attention to it. And I think many of us need it too.

This application, implemented in C# watches your desktop folder. Any file that is created on it, is automatically moved to the appropriate folder. If such appropriate folder does not exist on the desktop, it will create it.

Thus, if you add a picture on your desktop. It will move it to 'Desktop/Pictures' automatically creating the pictures folder, if it doesn't exist.

I wrote this in 1hour so code-readability and scalability were not my priority. Just wanted to get it working. If it turns out to be accepted here, I and other volunteers, will of course improve it. and I will drop the Larisoft in its name.

You can download the application from http://tfellow.com/larisoftCleanDesktop.zip. After download, launch the setup file.

The github link is : https://github.com/larisoft/cleanDesktop

I will appreciate any criticisms. Thanks

That is the power of the DotNet Frame work.

Program a File Watcher event and do the movement.

I appreciate your courage and this is one of the reason i tell people who write PHP that "YOU NEED MORE THAN PHP" for me to categorize you as a programmer.

I am sure an average Java dude will be able do this without stress.


"You know your language / platform is powerful if you can achieve it once some one conceives it."

nice write up.

I remember one of my lecturers in India back then told me.

1. "The first step to being safe is to stay off Social Media"
The dude does not have any social media account at all

2. The only way to secure your sensitive application is a two factorauthentication system and the second factor should be with the use of Hardware Token not even SMS soft token.

yinkeys:
My brother that's the country for you. Since the labour market is really competitive, most employers do nothing better than enslaving their workers

They are not planning to enslave. They are ignorant and know nothing about who they are looking for.

No wahala.

When rope enter his neck. Lets see how it goes.

icewinz:
Please where is lair mohammed?


With this kind of weapons still in the hands of insurgents and more,some bastard like liar and brutia can say its only few boko haram that are with weapons in there hostages which make u wonder so it is the few that are with over 300+ missing school girls.

Oh jonathan we miss you.

Hang over i guess

Cos i have been trying to make sense out of this but there is none.

Articulate

okeyxyz:
^^^ @dammytosh
Nobody is saying PHP alone can take you to your career heights. I just have a problem with your attempt to knock down PHP on the premise that it's not very valuable in the Nigerian market. I still maintain this is due to ignorance in the market. People generally don't respect much a tool that is easy to learn, which is what PHP is to any newbie. No fancy nor complex installations & setups. Just install your LAMP or WAMP, type simple instructions in notepad++ and point your browser to the domain, and that's it. Easy!! But in terms of functionality, libraries, documentation & support, usability & flexibility, PHP does it's job as perfectly as any other tool out there.

I understand your rating based on commercial value IN NIGERIA, but that's not a technical assessment. It does not demonstrate that PHP has any functional, performance nor securiity drawbacks when compared to other tools.

You know wat, u got my point.

I am not talking technical value in Nigeria , i am talking about commercial value.

A .NET/JAVA enterprise developer will likely be offered twice if not thrice of what a PHP programmer will be offered in Nigeria. I hire for the 3 and i know wat i am saying.

I write the 3 comfortably and i have deployed applications running with them.

But as someone who have experience in the industry, i won't advise anyone to focus on PHP.

Mediocres.

They will hang around and be recycled like feaces.

Amodu, Siasia and all the other clowns.