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where's the burst

As soon as I read the headline, I didn't have to check who the op could be cos I knew instantly

Lastine:
Donald trump international nursery and primary sch, sanni abacha road, ondo state, Mexico

you were the head boy then!!! I remember you baje.

Becca01:
They have gotten back to some people this week-reject emails

like seriously??

where person want start from now??

MrCork:
...Smart, sweet, nice to ladies, doe not cuss, modern, civilise, calm, handsome, from London, tall in a fat way, drives, Christian, role model, caring,can cook and can clean.

So guy's, can we please m please act like gentleman for few days to help encourage others

This guy don come again ooo. well sha, I'm a perfect gentleman

fairfora:
lol. The truth is, what gives ladies sleepless nights is what makes some guys' head turn like clock. A lady once said to her sister that she feels like reducing her back by half with a chain saw because she's not comfortable with it. She often says anytime she walks a distance ,her tighs would peel as one tigh would be rubbing against the other as she walks. But every time guys see her, they'd be tripping . Those with heavy chest don't always find it easy to carry. When growing up, I had a cousin who sleeps without wearing bra and no pyjamas . Once she lies On one side in bed, the whole tin go just rest in front of her on bed sheet, flat and huge. She mistakenly went out to buy toothpaste across the street one morning, wearing only a free gown. There was one guy who was going to work that morning. The moment he sighted her, he was feeling uncomfortable, so much that he kept looking back as he walked away, until he jammed an oncoming bike which brushed his trouser and fell down. My cousin said, what gives her sleepless night was what's almost costing a guy his life. Imagine

Na so life be jare. Guys are moved by such endowment

i no go primary school

If bobrisky was a female i bet they'll be like identical twins.

While some girls are praying for bigger boobs. this life sha.

[quote author=vikkimimi post=67644163][/quote]Vikki how far, let's get married next sunday too nah

vikkimimi:
we know say you know but CO2 is now carbon monoxide, while CO4 is carbon dioxide
According to the new law of IUPAC nomenclature

seriously

Khd95:
i remember how i used to jump fence of almost 8fts back then to go see beautiful natasha in her papa compound nd still plug oranges follow,how much more a baricade of wood thats not even up to a feet high

i swear, you're funny.

sexybbstar:
You need oranges abi?

honestly i wouldn't mind watermelon

vikkimimi:
uncle na you fine pass

haba...how you take know. i no get pix naa

AlexCk:
For me to kiss a female mean say i like you oo.
Might not be lip to lip o, but kiss on the forehead, or cheek.

I have a friend that kisses me on the neck once awhile, i return it with a kiss on the forehead.

ehnn ehnn, just a friend baah? Pant go shift soon.

wait oo,just ordinary kiss. I'll go farther than kissing self. who love don help

2buffagain:
Fellas, hold a damn plate! Lemme dish out some game...

When you talk to a girl and you ask for her number only for her to refer you to her instagram / snapchat/ wuteva...
DO NOT ACCEPT THAT as that is not what you asked for. Tell her "Naa if that's what I wanted I would have asked for it".

If she doesn't want to give you her number, it means she doesn't respect you anyway, which means you should respect yourself like a boss and wish her a pleasant day. If you really want to, you can ask her for her number again at a later time....or not, preferably.
Your dignity is upheld and you have respected yourself in doing so. Self-respect is sweeter than any toto in this life...which you kukuma won't still get WITHOUT self-respect.

Do you really want to be that bottom feeder who she uses for ego on her instagram? Her own personal thirst crew. It's all marketting and trying to use you to boost her value, while you get nothing in return. Basically, she bought you for FREE.

Let me explain: You use google for many things (search, email, map, etc). It provides immense value to your life FOR FREE...But how do you think google makes money?
It's by ads. By your eyeballs. Yes fellas, your eyeballs are valuable! YOU are valuable and don't let any female make it seem otherwise.
With your eyeballs, google can say to businesses: "Hey we're google and we have this many eyeballs. Let us market your business for you for $$$". But google is cool AF because it exchanges actual value, to you, for your precious lovely eyeballs.

A lot of these "slay pikins" are trying to do like google, only without actually providing value. They are just trying to grow their social follower count so they can try to pass themselves on to businesses as "models" for marketing purposes. A typical message you get from these girls are "Hello my name is <insert fake stripper-sounding name here>, a model, and I have this many followers on <blah blah>. Let me market your product for $$$"

She's making her money when she broadcasts about that perfume she decided to wear today.....But What value is becoming part of her instagram thirst crew providing to you?
Staring at a pussy female you will never fawk? That's torture, not value. It is also a waste of attention and time, as it just cements the notion that you are worthless among many of her fellow thirst crew and so all you can do is worship her from afar....which is raw foolishness. She has not provided you any value, instead she has TAKEN from your value.

It baffles me how much low-self esteem is rampant with dudes.
Step your game up fellas, and start valuing yourselves.

In fact, next time some female tells you that shit, tell her "You're gonna have to pay me for that first".

Be that boss

and you really think I'll read all these??

biacan:
The only way I test a guy that loves me is money, more money give me the money bring more money....surprise me with money

lol...na so

Lonestar124:
As in she will your be your basketmouth whenever you're in bad countenance abi.

lol....make she turn "i go die" join

predmine20:
This lady in the picture is a disgrace to decent ladies and mothers all over the world.

This pic was taken in japan,tokyo to be precise.

The pic was taken during an audition for a fashion modelling.

The boob exposure is rather too overt and indiscreet to decent men.

She should be arrested for indecent body exposure.

Thank you.

sorry oo, what has she exposed??

vikkimimi:
nairaland guys

GOT NO CHILL

aunty, you fine gan oo

MrCork:
...this ain't rocket science. .all men prefer lightskin females ..period..and this are the reason why we love them:


1. They are lightskin and theyou always look white or half cast! (Fact)

2. They always look like Beyansi (every man's dream)

3. They are loyal, they have real hair, they not wear wig & they are natural. (Pure Fact)

4. They always look like ice cream & sweet wine (pinacolada colafa)

5. They are wifey material & never cheat on you! (Fact)


These are our top 5 reason...THANK ME LATER!!

mtcheeewwww....so disappointed

SoapQueen:
The painting is trying to say a big "F" you to all the things that were frowned upon then. Nudity, plus sized women blah blah.

I hear some of these paintings carry secret codes that's why people lock horns to buy them.

Probably true with the secret code thing cos i see no reason why a sane man would spend such a ridiculous amount on nude painting

Just treat me well and make me happy

petlaz:
Hello guys.

Any update on Commonwealth Shared Scholarship application?

waiting o...fingers crossed!!!

darlenese:
No, I'm not single ,
I've been married for 8yrs

Chisos...wow, he's so lucky.

I've even forgotten about this. it's taking forever