₦airaland Forum

A man's vote is his power

tsephanyah:
iweala, I guess, she didn't like or trust all the nannies in ......which country is sierra lione anyway.

it's a country in West Africa and has its capital as Free town

This is the Sierra-Leonean Minister of Local Government and Rural Development, Diana Finda Konomanyi-Kabbah. Which female Minister in Nigeria can do this?

I smell Gnld

Three University student didn't write an exam because they did not study.
So they came up with a plan, got themselves dirty using grease then went to see the Dean.

"Sir we are sorry we couldn't make it to then exam. We attended a wedding and on our way back the car broke down thus we became so dirty as you can see."

The Dean understood and gave them three days to prepare. After three days they went to the Dean very ready for the exam because they had studied. The Dean put them in there separate classes. There were only four questions in the exam paper:
1. Who and who got married? (25 mks)
2.Where was the reception held? (25mks)
3. Where exactly did the car break down? (25mks)
4. What type of car broke down? (25mks)

Note: Your answers must be the same. Good luck!

Saw this post on a Facebook wall and thought it nice to share .

A man rented a house and moved in with his family. After 2yrs his rent was increased from 400,000 to 500,000, he didn't complain because he likes the house.

The following year he couldn't come up with the money and d agent was on his neck, d wife saw wat d husband was passing 2ru and decided to go borrow d money so that the husband will pay back later, d husband was indeed very happy. He paid back d cash when he got it.

2yrs later d house rent was increased to 700,000 and this man became upset. So he begged d agent to introduce him to d landlord so that he could talk with him but d agent bluntly refused.

The man decided to do an underground investigation to uncover who d landlord was actually .

The revelation of this investigation really shook him, d house belongs to his wife.

My question is as d man wat will u do? And as the woman wat will u say to your husband?

Hope this is not a repeat of chibok in Lagos.

How interesting.

May God help us in Nigeria

Ali modu sherrif is doing thanksgiving equally for his victory on getting the PDP nod for chairmanship position .

v

Thank God for him

Ok

Lord have mercy

haha. interesting

cnze:
ollowing your recent application for the above position in our company, please be informed that you have been shortlisted for an interview. The details are as follows:

Time: 12pm

Date: February , 2016

Venue: 3b, Oba Adetona Close
Off Sura Mogaji Street,
Ilupeju, Lagos

Direction: Stop at Town planning Bus-stop , at Anthony., take Keke or bike to Tantalizer through Coker road. Enter Sura Mogaji Street



Please come along with 3 copies of your CV

Thank you

Contact: 08090598460

you don't need a soothsayer to answer that question

Nicepoker:
we are heading there soon. Just relax

Nah

it's just ephemeral. it won't last long.
besides, it balls down to you and I as Nigerians as well

Nicepoker:
u trust him abi. 1$ is now #373

if it were oga Jonah, it will be 2500 to $1

LET'S SEE HOW IT PANS OUT

Talk2MegaBoss:
I just love that short man.... Nice short big boy.

Are you trying to compliment or stylish throwing jibes.

Good

cool

So

is he trying to tell us the size of his John Thomas.

just saying

Segunj8:
I just got this now
‪
Wcl shortlists you for a chat on FRIDAY 5/2/16 by 10am at 18 gbangba street by diamond bank, off Sadiku b/stop, Oshodi/Apapa way, Lagos. Please come along with your cv. Thanks.

Please any info about them will be appreciated, don't wanna go from ib for any fake stuff.

I smell GNLD

truthspeaks:
Agreed bt u nid 2 be present 2 show leadership n moral support. He nids 2 resolve security issues @ home b4 going 2 resolve dat of elsewhr. We hv no biz meddling in syria's issue. US,Russia n Kurdish fighters r on dat already or does buhari want 2 accommodate Syrian migrants?

Don't you think there is a correlation between Nigerian Syria to some extent.
Don't forget that both countries are locked in a longstanding arms conflict.

And at such it provides a veritable platform for Nigeria to lay her case equally to the international community for the strategic support and partnership she needs, as regards to taming violent extremism.

truthspeaks:
Baba went for a conference on Syria while ppl r dying thru boko haram in d north east. R u sure u still trust him?

Baba will not carry firearms and go on rampage on the insurgents. All he need do Is to delegate duties to due personnel and quarters.

binary123:
there are taller and better tower scarter all over onitsha.

is it a joke or what

pardon my inquisitiveness

IN BABA WE TRUST.

NO SHAKING, WE SHALL COME OUT TRIUMPHANT IN THIS PERILOUS TIMES

Akkord4gov:
Any Info about them or experience with them. Please share

You've been selected for an interview on 04/02/16 by 9am at 28, Afolabi Aina Str. Allen Avenue, Lagos. Call 0813......./Esther. Come with 4passports/CV

How did you apply? but I have a feeling this is their usual insurance marketing offer.

go and shine your shoe very well and get them ready to walk the work.

pardon my choice of words.
but if you can take the challenge,

its up to you

5BF43628 please add

justmenoni:
Well u must either be foolish to find it difficult differentiating BTW hell and help... Must u be stupid to assume everyone should do that for u?quote author=damton post=41560203]

That's because your IQ is too low to grasp my sentiments expressed

once again you proof my point.

a discerning mind wouldn't make a case on that , rather would understand that was a typographic error.

ode.