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CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Vs Abisola Kola-Daisi: Who Wore It Better? by danasjoe1: 9:11pm On May 28, 2016
My grandma worn it better
RomanceRe: "Smart" Ways Most Nigerian Ladies Keep Guys On Their Waiting List by danasjoe1: 8:11pm On May 27, 2016
Abeg I dey find my BB charger,who take am??
AgricultureRe: The Lizard We Killed Trying To Eat Our Eggs by danasjoe1: 5:41pm On May 26, 2016
Very disgusting,after eating that nonsense wen u get sick now u will say your enemies has started again..
HealthRe: 8 Home Remedies To Cure Severe Headache. by danasjoe1: 5:39pm On May 26, 2016
kirchofff:
SEX......it works AF
what if someone is not married??
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: Ambode At LASU Convocation by danasjoe1: 5:24pm On May 26, 2016
Even in the face of masquerade attire,Ambode tummy will still stand out...egbon I hail
PoliticsRe: PDP Bot Sends Sheriff, Makarfi Out Of meeting by danasjoe1: 5:22pm On May 26, 2016
Tchai that face of sheriff can scare a daylight out of a kid,see teeth like my nebor papa taye shovel,I see PDP getting this problem under control..
FoodRe: Mum Brought Tin Tomatoes From England by danasjoe1: 5:18pm On May 26, 2016
I don ditch tomatoes since early this month...na Banga soup sure pass for now..
CrimeRe: Ese Oruru Delivers Baby Girl by danasjoe1: 4:39pm On May 26, 2016
Nawa o,see how this animal yinusa spoil this promise gals life,small gal give birth to a baby @d this early age don't know if to congratulate her or weep for her...
PoliticsRe: General Abubakar Tanko Ayuba Is Dead by danasjoe1: 10:01pm On May 25, 2016
May his soul RIP
PoliticsRe: Programmes To Mark Wike's 100 Days In Office (photo) by danasjoe1: 3:13pm On May 25, 2016
Innovator90:
Is there a way that the Enugu House can impeach Ugwuanyi? I can't believe Enugu people known for electing good leaders will elect this man.
Ugwuanyi is a bad product sold to the good people of enugu..he better learn from wike n others or else he should forget second term
PoliticsRe: Programmes To Mark Wike's 100 Days In Office (photo) by danasjoe1: 3:11pm On May 25, 2016
Aare2050:
seems you are not staying in Enugu state.

I'm a Yoruba boy...

but I'm currently serving in Enugu state. nsukka to be precise.
I can upload pictures of the great work the government is doing in nsukka tomorrow for you to see.

the governor is working...

unlike Mr President.

get fact before you sprew words
is Nsukka the only town or LGA in enugu?my brother he is doing that because he is an Nsukka man and he won't want his people to come after him....Ugwuanyi is a scam to enugu people
PoliticsRe: Programmes To Mark Wike's 100 Days In Office (photo) by danasjoe1: 8:42pm On May 24, 2016
My man Wike,I wish we had some like you or Obiano in enugu state n not that weeping man called ugwuanyi..I doubt if there is a governor in enugu state
PoliticsRe: Dandija, Poloma And Mulima Return Money To EFCC by danasjoe1: 4:09pm On May 24, 2016
My question is,shey na only PDP corrupt politicians deyhuh
RomanceRe: Jealous Lady Climb Balcony In Cameroon To Catch Cheating Lover by danasjoe1: 12:21pm On May 24, 2016
Tchai!!!sometimes issue of love can be stupid,see as this lady they mumu herself cos of a guy
CelebritiesRe: CDQ Dumps Teebillz As His Manager After He Could Not Reach Him by danasjoe1: 12:18pm On May 24, 2016
Na old gist be this oga!!!
FamilyRe: 6 ways women can avoid domestic violence. by danasjoe1: 5:23pm On May 09, 2016
sabiguy:
So what about a man who goes out to work in order to feed you and the kids while you stay home doing nothing also have every right to insult, deny u sex and beat the crap out of you right??

You are a good example of r e t a r d e d n e s s and imbecility. The man wey go marry u don suffer. I rebuke your kind of Lady in my life. Amen
hehehehe bros you wicked o!!!!
PoliticsRe: EFCC Freezes Cletus Ibeto's Accounts by danasjoe1: 10:18am On May 05, 2016
naijaking1:
If this true, freezing a businessman's bank accounts is like a heft penalty.
Unfortunately, the person who made this decision did not consider the economic, business, and even political impact of freezing the bank accounts of a major employer of labor in this country.

He has not been arraigned, tried, and convicted in a court of law, yet some ethno-tribalistic and religious zealot masqurading as EFCC would yield the heaviest hammer on a suspected business man. BTW, trying people in the press doesn't work, go to court and obtain a conviction, before destroying their sweat and blood.
If anybody politicizes our billionaire job creators in this country, then don't be surprised that one day Dangote might wake up to find that a critical federal government has frozen his bank accounts based on a mere allegation.
my brother EFCC are confused set of people I wonder the kind of jamaica adulterated weed they are high on...I will never that EFCC serious till they do something about APC chieftains like Tinubu,Ameachi etc
PoliticsRe: Lagos, Osun Assemble Advocate For Yoruba Language. by danasjoe1: 10:13am On May 05, 2016
The yoruba race cup of tea n not mine..
CrimeRe: Army Arrests 5 Illegal Bunkerers, Hands Them Over To EFCC (photo) by danasjoe1: 10:12am On May 05, 2016
CACAWA:
Why EFCC?

Is Oil Bunkering now a financial crime?

Some times these people just get so confused about their roles
me too I wonder my brother,EFCC are just barking dog without no result going for d petty thieves whereby those who has really stolen nigeria n his future are working freely without any intimidation or prosecution...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Peace Corps To Employ 800,000 Youths by danasjoe1: 10:07am On May 05, 2016
Na wash be this....
EducationRe: 13 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Had A Horrible Nigerian Lecturer by danasjoe1: 10:32pm On May 02, 2016
This post makes no sense n is not funny @ll...
CelebritiesRe: Dr Vivian Oputa, Teebillz Babymama by danasjoe1: 2:31pm On May 02, 2016
This Teebliz of a guy no get class @ll upon all the fine boy stuff way he dey claim...
BusinessRe: Further Rise In Inflation Imminent As Economy Hurts by danasjoe1: 2:26pm On May 02, 2016
When You Ask A Nigerian Politician 'What's Your Take On The Heat? Journalist: What are your thoughts on this heat Nigerians are complaining about and what is government doing about it? Lai Mohammed: This is the result of PDP's misrule, they stole the ozone layer. FEMI ADESINA: Mr. President promised us change and that includes change in temperature. Change is here, embrace change. Akinwunmi Abode: We have signed a $10 million deal with LG to install air condition across the Lagos skyline. Ibe Kachikwu: I assure you all that this heat will disappear by 2pm on 29th May. Bukola Saraki: Tinubu wanted the heat to be more than this, but I opposed him out of my love for Nigeria and that's why they're witch hunting me. Goodluck Jonathan: The heat was not this bad when I left power, but Nigerians did not appreciate me. Adams Oshiomole: Diezani Alison-Madueke stole the N100 billion meant for temperature control research. Nasir El Rufai: We are in talks with General Electric to see how they can generate power for Kaduna from this heat Rauf Aregbesola: I have just approved payment of January salary so that Osun workers can buy hand fan Aliko Dangote: Next week, we are commissioning the Dangote Fan Factory. By 2030, Australia will be buying fans from us. Ben Murray-Bruce: *tweets* when Naira is weak and inflation is high automatically there will be heat. This is common sense! Ngozi Okonjo Iweala: Under the last administration, there was no political will to address climate change. Amaechi: When I wanted to go the sun to reset the temperature for the betterment of my people, Patience Jonathan sent EFCC after me. Fashola: If they had allowed me to deport all none Lagocians, there would have been cold now instead of heat! Rochas: My free education scheme has produced abt 4 students who will, in less than 30yrs time put the issue of this heat behind us!!!Change is here
TravelRe: Agencies Buy Air Ticket Abroad For Intending Travellers Due To Dollar Scarcity by danasjoe1: 2:22pm On May 02, 2016
When You Ask A Nigerian Politician 'What's Your Take On The Heat? Journalist: What are your thoughts on this heat Nigerians are complaining about and what is government doing about it? Lai Mohammed: This is the result of PDP's misrule, they stole the ozone layer. FEMI ADESINA: Mr. President promised us change and that includes change in temperature. Change is here, embrace change. Akinwunmi Abode: We have signed a $10 million deal with LG to install air condition across the Lagos skyline. Ibe Kachikwu: I assure you all that this heat will disappear by 2pm on 29th May. Bukola Saraki: Tinubu wanted the heat to be more than this, but I opposed him out of my love for Nigeria and that's why they're witch hunting me. Goodluck Jonathan: The heat was not this bad when I left power, but Nigerians did not appreciate me. Adams Oshiomole: Diezani Alison-Madueke stole the N100 billion meant for temperature control research. Nasir El Rufai: We are in talks with General Electric to see how they can generate power for Kaduna from this heat Rauf Aregbesola: I have just approved payment of January salary so that Osun workers can buy hand fan Aliko Dangote: Next week, we are commissioning the Dangote Fan Factory. By 2030, Australia will be buying fans from us. Ben Murray-Bruce: *tweets* when Naira is weak and inflation is high automatically there will be heat. This is common sense! Ngozi Okonjo Iweala: Under the last administration, there was no political will to address climate change. Amaechi: When I wanted to go the sun to reset the temperature for the betterment of my people, Patience Jonathan sent EFCC after me. Fashola: If they had allowed me to deport all none Lagocians, there would have been cold now instead of heat! Rochas: My free education scheme has produced abt 4 students who will, in less than 30yrs time put the issue of this heat behind us!! Sai Baba I hail ur policy
Car TalkRe: Woman's Leg Smashed In Delta By A Hit & Run Driver by danasjoe1: 2:19pm On May 02, 2016
This is really bad...God have mercy
PoliticsRe: PHOTO: Patience Jonathan Now An Evangelist by danasjoe1: 10:25pm On Apr 29, 2016
All this fake news una dey carry DARIS GOD o!!!!!!!do u people mean evangelist or a comedian??
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage's Marriage To Teebillz Is Over - Tiwa Reveals In An Interview by danasjoe1: 9:01pm On Apr 29, 2016
Teebliz should have gone and meet Omotola husband so that he can teach him how to be a good house boy n avoid all this dramas!!!cos the man has been into it for so long...
SportsRe: UK Paper Names Kelechi Iheanacho ''Europe's Deadllest Striker'' by danasjoe1: 11:15am On Apr 26, 2016
Iheanacho na d next lewandoski for pep...just watch out for him next season
Car TalkRe: About 10 Men Sitting On A Bus On A Lekki Highway by danasjoe1: 11:12am On Apr 26, 2016
Na wetin sai baba don cause be that....
CelebritiesRe: Actress Toyin Aimakhu Flaunts New Look (Photos) by danasjoe1: 11:11am On Apr 26, 2016
Must she always keep mouth like a crayfish??segun ogendegbe don collect all d nutrient for her body,see as she come be like my yellow bingo dog
CelebritiesRe: P'Square On Set Of New Music Video Shoot With Sexy Models (photos) by danasjoe1: 11:50am On Apr 25, 2016
pimplucious:
These silly musicians will travel outside the shore of the country to go shoot music video with foreign girls then import it to naigeria for us to buy and still complain naira is weak. Thunder wey go fire una dey eat akpu. Blaadclatt!!!
you are not far from the truth but no be first start am n no be dem go end am even buhari dey go china go charge him phone n we nigerians go still pay for d private jet way carry am go..
CelebritiesRe: Flavour And Anna Banner's Daughter Rocks Oversized Glasses by danasjoe1: 7:21pm On Apr 23, 2016
D hair look so unkempt,Anna must be a dirty woman...

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