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My grandma worn it better |
Abeg I dey find my BB charger,who take am?? |
Very disgusting,after eating that nonsense wen u get sick now u will say your enemies has started again.. |
kirchofff:what if someone is not married?? |
Even in the face of masquerade attire,Ambode tummy will still stand out...egbon I hail |
Tchai that face of sheriff can scare a daylight out of a kid,see teeth like my nebor papa taye shovel,I see PDP getting this problem under control.. |
I don ditch tomatoes since early this month...na Banga soup sure pass for now.. |
Nawa o,see how this animal yinusa spoil this promise gals life,small gal give birth to a baby @d this early age don't know if to congratulate her or weep for her... |
May his soul RIP |
Innovator90:Ugwuanyi is a bad product sold to the good people of enugu..he better learn from wike n others or else he should forget second term |
Aare2050:is Nsukka the only town or LGA in enugu?my brother he is doing that because he is an Nsukka man and he won't want his people to come after him....Ugwuanyi is a scam to enugu people |
My man Wike,I wish we had some like you or Obiano in enugu state n not that weeping man called ugwuanyi..I doubt if there is a governor in enugu state |
My question is,shey na only PDP corrupt politicians dey ![]() |
Tchai!!!sometimes issue of love can be stupid,see as this lady they mumu herself cos of a guy |
Na old gist be this oga!!! |
sabiguy:hehehehe bros you wicked o!!!! |
naijaking1:my brother EFCC are confused set of people I wonder the kind of jamaica adulterated weed they are high on...I will never that EFCC serious till they do something about APC chieftains like Tinubu,Ameachi etc |
The yoruba race cup of tea n not mine.. |
CACAWA:me too I wonder my brother,EFCC are just barking dog without no result going for d petty thieves whereby those who has really stolen nigeria n his future are working freely without any intimidation or prosecution... |
Na wash be this.... |
This post makes no sense n is not funny @ll... |
This Teebliz of a guy no get class @ll upon all the fine boy stuff way he dey claim... |
When You Ask A Nigerian Politician 'What's Your Take
On The Heat?
Journalist: What are your thoughts on this heat
Nigerians are complaining about and what is
government doing about it?
Lai Mohammed: This is the result of PDP's misrule,
they stole the ozone layer.
FEMI ADESINA: Mr. President promised us change
and that includes change in temperature. Change is
here, embrace change.
Akinwunmi Abode: We have signed a $10 million deal
with LG to install air condition across the Lagos
skyline.
Ibe Kachikwu: I assure you all that this heat will
disappear by 2pm on 29th May.
Bukola Saraki: Tinubu wanted the heat to be more
than this, but I opposed him out of my love for
Nigeria and that's why they're witch hunting me.
Goodluck Jonathan: The heat was not this bad when I
left power, but Nigerians did not appreciate me.
Adams Oshiomole: Diezani Alison-Madueke stole the
N100 billion meant for temperature control research.
Nasir El Rufai: We are in talks with General Electric to
see how they can generate power for Kaduna from
this heat
Rauf Aregbesola: I have just approved payment of
January salary so that Osun workers can buy hand
fan
Aliko Dangote: Next week, we are commissioning the
Dangote Fan Factory. By 2030, Australia will be
buying fans from us.
Ben Murray-Bruce: *tweets* when Naira is weak and
inflation is high automatically there will be heat. This
is common sense!
Ngozi Okonjo Iweala: Under the last administration,
there was no political will to address climate change.
Amaechi: When I wanted to go the sun to reset the
temperature for the betterment of my people,
Patience Jonathan sent EFCC after me.
Fashola: If they had allowed me to deport all none
Lagocians, there would have been cold now instead
of heat!
Rochas: My free education scheme has produced abt
4 students who will, in less than 30yrs time put the
issue of this heat behind us!!!Change is here |
When You Ask A Nigerian Politician 'What's Your Take
On The Heat?
Journalist: What are your thoughts on this heat
Nigerians are complaining about and what is
government doing about it?
Lai Mohammed: This is the result of PDP's misrule,
they stole the ozone layer.
FEMI ADESINA: Mr. President promised us change
and that includes change in temperature. Change is
here, embrace change.
Akinwunmi Abode: We have signed a $10 million deal
with LG to install air condition across the Lagos
skyline.
Ibe Kachikwu: I assure you all that this heat will
disappear by 2pm on 29th May.
Bukola Saraki: Tinubu wanted the heat to be more
than this, but I opposed him out of my love for
Nigeria and that's why they're witch hunting me.
Goodluck Jonathan: The heat was not this bad when I
left power, but Nigerians did not appreciate me.
Adams Oshiomole: Diezani Alison-Madueke stole the
N100 billion meant for temperature control research.
Nasir El Rufai: We are in talks with General Electric to
see how they can generate power for Kaduna from
this heat
Rauf Aregbesola: I have just approved payment of
January salary so that Osun workers can buy hand
fan
Aliko Dangote: Next week, we are commissioning the
Dangote Fan Factory. By 2030, Australia will be
buying fans from us.
Ben Murray-Bruce: *tweets* when Naira is weak and
inflation is high automatically there will be heat. This
is common sense!
Ngozi Okonjo Iweala: Under the last administration,
there was no political will to address climate change.
Amaechi: When I wanted to go the sun to reset the
temperature for the betterment of my people,
Patience Jonathan sent EFCC after me.
Fashola: If they had allowed me to deport all none
Lagocians, there would have been cold now instead
of heat!
Rochas: My free education scheme has produced abt
4 students who will, in less than 30yrs time put the
issue of this heat behind us!!
Sai Baba I hail ur policy |
This is really bad...God have mercy |
All this fake news una dey carry DARIS GOD o!!!!!!!do u people mean evangelist or a comedian?? |
Teebliz should have gone and meet Omotola husband so that he can teach him how to be a good house boy n avoid all this dramas!!!cos the man has been into it for so long... |
Iheanacho na d next lewandoski for pep...just watch out for him next season |
Na wetin sai baba don cause be that.... |
Must she always keep mouth like a crayfish??segun ogendegbe don collect all d nutrient for her body,see as she come be like my yellow bingo dog |
pimplucious:you are not far from the truth but no be first start am n no be dem go end am even buhari dey go china go charge him phone n we nigerians go still pay for d private jet way carry am go.. |
D hair look so unkempt,Anna must be a dirty woman... |
