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Okijajuju1:
[b]O puleeeeze!

His first 2 albums were not club albums but sold massively and all got 5Mic ratings..

This Album is so wack, I havent even heard a song on the radio.

i neva said this album is better dan the previous buh the album is neva wack with tracks like


brother
human being
the end
monkey
mine
rich

the album only lack punchline nd meterphours which i beliv he saved it for his upcmn wrk(Mixtape) "The Kid Call Abaga"


no 4gt him sef na human been oh.

MI abaga is the Most complete African rapper am still sayn it till 2mao.

Mprex:
go and listen to what Swerve

so becus MI is a secular artiste he mean say im no ft do christian song to ft frank edward again? have u heard "HAVE DONE IT ALL" by Eben? where he fit MI.MI even went more deep in christianity dan the so called christian singers.

The
Chairman album is a nyc album.if ur raten it wack try to remember dt
nigerians wnt to dance dt why Mi try to balance d album btwn the club nd
the hip hop heads.he save some of his dope lines for his upcmn mixtape
titled "The Kid Call Abaga" MI is nt an ordinary rapper buh an artiste who
understnd the music business ,MI album The Chairman is for the street
why his mixtapes is for the hip hop heads.quote me any where

"MI abaga is The Most Complete Rapper in Africa"

i dy ur back gidigba. buh shift ur head small ma see road.















Op Mouth Is Smelling.

[quote
author=ggrin post=27883989]Yes yes yes
I remember vividly when I did mine early this year,the fuel pump got
spoilt
E no funny @ ll,cos me and my guy travelled for a wedding at benin,we
got there around 10pm on friday,we couldn't locate the bride aos so we
decide to sleep over at hotel,we got to 5 diff hotels, benin ppl I
hail o,so we have no choice than to sleep inside car
U no na cold con catch us conji too na bastad
So the next day(sat) no so we start am,hin no gree start So he
called of his friend,na that one carry us go wedding o[/quote]im realease inside u dt day.

tit:
Otox,
is there light in uniport?

are u sure ur truly married.

chai nomine is endn today nd hv nt been verified.chai.oya mak una carry go na

[quote
author=jaybee3 post=27858994]It's unreasonable to expect every single cry for help thread to graze
the FP. These cases if and when alerted usually go through rigorous
verification process so as to protect funds donated as well as ensure
donations are used for the intended purpose.
Hindsight is very easy to stress but please let's apply some sort of
reason to the case at hand[/quote]but every tonto dike topic grace the FP.

prettythicksme:
okay no p!!!

tnx







u can jus nominate me naw by sayn "I Nominate danbrowndmf"

[quote
author=englishmart post=27885141] it doesn't really matter.... You
must not always be at gain. You know? [/quote]lolz bros do it for brotherly love na

[quote
author=englishmart post=27884951] how much are you willing to pay
me? My former client paid me #75,000 for the just concluded miss nl
contest. My current client is willing to pay 60k. If only you can pay me
very well, I will surely ensure you win.

I'm very influential here. I will use my leverage to rig you into power.
[/quote]Hw Much NL wan cm pay me na?

Eblyk say u b johnny jus cm for NL oh.u want ous to click on dt link abi? oya wait

[quote
author=twerkjack post=27798982]We're about to know Ħ☺Ɯ much hotties
we've got here on nairaland. Ok on dis thread, u post a hot, casual pic
of urs (no much makeup or props) and do the critics to dat of others. Ƙ
lemme start. [/quote]sister ha luv ur shape die buh na condom dy ur mouth so?

[quote
author=twerkjack post=27798982]We're about to know Ħ☺Ɯ much hotties
we've got here on nairaland. Ok on dis thread, u post a hot, casual pic
of urs (no much makeup or props) and do the critics to dat of others. Ƙ
lemme start. [/quote]girls can be jealous of dem selves.babe i admire u jare i luv skinny girls sha.wow i luv ur physic.inshrt erry tin abt u i luv

ChubbyT:
cute baby,no comment 4 annie.

pls nominate me for MR NL, i will be veriffied today




www.nairaland.com/danbrowndmf

prettythicksme:
chaiii onisokuso omo kekere

when i get veriffied today will u nominate/vote me as d new Mr Nairaland. ejo mir

Kachisbarbie:
Please have you verified?

am abt doin dt naw.am sndn it naw

pls any onw here who can help.plz ha need a campagne manager



check out ma profile....www.nairaland.com/danbrowndmf

iyabodeh:


Potential at 60%

I nominate this guy.

wow tnx i rilli appriciate.pls hlp me campagne more.


they shuld jus say "i nominate danbrownDmf" www.nairaland.com/danbrowndmf

MizMyColi:

Noted Sir.

Kindly send in your verification pictures; snap with a paper bearing your username (written) and send to these emails:-

yunusgbolahan@yahoo.com
mizmycoli@gmail.com

Nominations and verifications closes friday 14th November 2014.

Thanks.

hv nominated ma self so hw do i go by it naw?

i nominate Myself "danbrowmDmf"





www.nairaland.com/danbrownDmf

[quote
author=MarthaK post=27843503]I no go lie, upon all my campaigning today
I expected Vivly to come out 4th but she beat it!
You can keep my face darling....
I dash you
btw, will you marry my brother? [/quote]she go only marry ur brother if u go gree marry me to.








4gt miss NL stuff ur beauriful jare

Khalessi:
How much did you contribute to buying any of the cars?

brilliant lady.dis one of ther best comment with highest like hv ever seen on NL

LaurelP:
Girls pls pity us small nah
He shud just carry one car and give you?
Are u married to him?

lol bro.u funi die,bovi dy learn wrk for wer u dy

[quote
author=Dygeasy post=27820066]Contestant No. 4


<<|ROZZAY|>>

Rozzay is proudly Nigerian from the Southern part of Nigeria;
Ogwashi-uku in Delta state to be precise. She is in her mid twenties.
She has a BSc. (Hons) in Computer Science from the Lagos State
University (LASU). Rozzay enjoys doing a lot things but her favorite
pastimes include singing, dancing, writing short stories, making new
friends, preparing meals and adventure seeking.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1845012_img20141101wa0000_jpeg6276f40ccbea2b09f7c0bb5c921efc15

"Being
me is different! I am down to earth, Versatile and a believer in equity
and justice. My watch word is the fairness to all parties involved in
every situation at all points in time. I also have a fun spontaneous
streak." She says, in response to why she is different. Rozzay gets
attracted to non-pretentious characters. She prefers the blunt truths to
sugared lies. "Kindness, forgiving heart, humor and Godliness are also
qualities I get attracted to."

Her role model is her mum. "I have a "Super Mum"!. I strive to be like
her everyday. She is a paragon of fairness and equity." Beans pudding
a.k.a. Moi-moi is her favorite food especially whennaccompanied with
custard.


What are Rozzay's goals? She says, "I strive to be a person of value. I
try as much as possible to impart value in the life of anybody i meet.
My long term goal is to be remembered as a fulfilled wife, mother and
most importantly woman. Everyday, I inch forward to my goals. As Diana
Scharf Hunt once said, “Goals are dreams with deadlines.”


"Nairaland is a melting pot for diverse ethnic, cultural, religious
personalities. We all deserve a detribalized person for Miss Nairaland. I
hail from the south, I was bred in the west, the east and the north are
places i have been to regularly. I deserve to be crowned also because a
lot of friends here on Nairaland believe in me, they knew I could do it
and i cannot fail the trust and support vested on me. I'm confident,
beautiful, brilliant, dedicated, responsible and lively. As Miss
Nairaland, I will try as much as possible to make us shed our
differences and use our common grounds as a stepping pad for a bigger,
better and more prosperous Nairaland!"

Vote Contestant Number 4, Rozzay as the next Miss Nairaland.


ROZZAY'S QUESTIONS &ANSWERS


Question 1: Several women have competed in Miss Nairaland
competitions in the past. With all the criticism and down-talking of
contestants, many potential contenders were discouraged and opted out,
but you didn't. Why did you decide to roll with the tide and participate
in this edition of Miss Nairaland?

 When we know humor, then we know when to loosen up. The
individualities associated with this makes it easy for me to read into
the minds behind each uncomfortable comments. I don't know what's going
through their minds, so I already overlooked each negative comment in my
mind. so when I read them, I just say, "awwww! I wonder why he or she
is grumpy."  
People are generally nice and situations make them unkind sometimes. So,
I put them in my shoes and forgive their nastiness. Moreover, I am a
good swimmer, tides are my forte. no water fit carry this babe oo, I
stubborn die!


Question 2: What gives you an edge over your competition?

In every competition there is a drive to be the best. Everyone all
trying to put out their best acts. But, I'm me. I'm just doing me and
having fun while I do. I don't really do edge. Wetin be edge sef? No be
ordinary internet connection wey sabi fluctuate die! well, in that
contest then, I would say my edge is being Rozzay and respecting myself,
along side those that believe in me.


Question 3: How would a good friend or family member describe
you?

Chatterbox. Hehehe... I can talk ehn! you go fear me na. Just kidding,
i'm just known to voice out when it's important to do so. Dem go tell
you say I no go gree if I get wetin I wan talk ooo. I'm blunt but
will have your back when you need me to. And if you mess up? Na inside
one trouser me and you go put legs.


Question 4: If there was one thing you could improve in Africa or
amongst Africans, what would it be? And Why?

Our pride in our continent. No one will celebrate you unless you
celebrate yourself? Right? Who says there is anything wrong in blowing
your own trumpet? Let's start blowing! But let's be heard for the right
reasons. African is an attitude, a swag that we can rock anywhere. When
we are proud, we stand out. Peacock things na. E easy?


Question 5: Why did you choose your educational or career path? How
would you use a position in your (desired) field to better situations in
your community?


Firstly, I will like to answer this question by saying that most of the
time in our country because of the low level of education and its

are u married?

KingTom:
See fatality bross you wicked o

no mind smelling mouth OP.;(

she removed woefully 10years from ha age.God dy see ha sha.

miley cyrus devil on earth

[quote author=Sweetlemon
post=27774200]They are all over the damn place. In our offices, in our
neighborhoods, on social networks, everywhere! Torturing us with their
low IQed defenses for the first couple and their allies. There are so
many things they say in their desperation, or should I say docile-minded
states, but the following ones make me want to cry in frustration or
lock them up in a room and beat the living shii outta them until their
IQs rise several notches up.

1. Other Presidents Were Not Better That GEJ:

Can you imagination that?! (in Giringori's voice and grammar) So just
because we have had bad leaders in the past, we should continue having
bad leaders and sit, fold our arms and watch while the rest of the world
overtake us by 1000 years?
Let me also remind them that never in history have we heard of billions
of dollars (not naira o) disappearing from all sections of the economy.
Even the Sharia crisis wasn't as violent and as prolonged as what we
have now.

2. He's The Best Option Among Other Bad Options for 2015 (The devil
we know is better than the angel we don't know syndrome)

Typical Naija mentality. No wonder vision 2020 seems like just a tall
dream. Why not? When we have decided to stick with a devil? GEJ has
suddenly become the best devil simply because he's a southerner? Oh of
course! A bad southerner is better than a strong northerner. We must to
support our brother with the last drop of our blood so we can keep those
born to rule northerners in check. Abi nau?

3. We shouldn't Criticize Them Because They are Our Father And
Mother's Age Mates:

"can you talk to your father/mother like that" "can your mother speak
better English?" "can your father be a President?"

It's high time these...... (I lack words to describe them) got it into
their heads that Presidents, Governors, etc are not elected to be
fathers/mothers. They were elected to work for us and provide the
enabling environment where we and our families can thrive in our chosen
businesses/careers. even if my mother cannot speak better English, for
sweet heaven's sake she ain't no first lady! She ain't representing no
Country or State or whatever but herself and our family. So if she's got
issues repping our family well, it's our business alone. Gerrit? And
hey, if my dad ever becomes President and he starts saying stuff like
stealing is not corruption, He is on his own. Oya take that!

4. English Is Not Our Language:

Oya start telling your children's teachers in school to start teaching
them in Igbo nau. Please Google 'lingua franca' or 'official language'
to understand why Germans, Russians, Chinese, and other non
English-speaking country leaders and their first ladies do not speak
English at public functions. I no get power.

5. Would You have Done Better As A President?:

Mba o. I would have done trade by bata. Nansense! A company CEO sends
out an advertisement for a PA. Someone who can speak 3 languages, write
in short hand, high memory retention, etc. Or the owner of a big
departmental shopping mall, hotel, recreation center, etc wanting a
manager. Why you no ask them to do these things by themselves nau? You
see ya dumb sefs?
Secondly, not everybody can be Presidents. Same way law, medicine,
engineering, accounting, etc are only for people with the flair,
know-how and passion for these things.
So yes, I doubt I have what it takes to lead a country like
Nigeria....... and did I tell you I'm contesting?? So please if you
can't lead well, park well for someone else who can.

6. His Enemies Vowed to Make Nigeria Ungovernable:

His enemies kwa? Please remind me who the C-in-C is again I don forget.
Since when did enemies become more powerful than someone that can wake
up one morning and make rules that could make his enemies go bankrupt?
Since when did enemies control the police and armed forces? Oh ok. I
forgot, maybe you guys mean his village enemies aka African insurance
ba? mtcheeeeeeeew! Your dear Presido keeps saying BH are in his govt. Oh
so he knows them? What is he doing about them? His enemies are also
stopping him from providing social amenities, employment opportunities,
etc for us abi? they control the federal purse shey? How come his
enemies did not stop him from budgeting N1B for his feeding or the
numerous presidential cars and jets he has added to his fleet?

7. It's Their Time. Let Them Complete Their Eight Years.:

Even if it means wiping out the whole country ko?

smh. You all need deliverance hornezley![/quote]u school in Rivers state polytechnic?

DoctorNyash:
Your Fada!!!!!

i said OP nd nt My Father.abi u knw sabi read.

[quote
author=robian1 post=27711064]oh OK ooo well what label is he under? The
dude needs to do something oooo he's currently fading away[/quote]hez nt fading away.hez currently promotn is new album naw TABULA RASA.hez last album he was nt allowed to promote it by choc city. hez nt fading away. he was jus made d new lagos ambasador of commerce nd chambers alongside vector,2face,ice prince nd kunle afolayan with diobu olisa of beat FM.jus dt brymo is naw doin soulful song nd nt party song.

[quote
author=thegoodjoehunt3 post=27716973]If Coach Keshi
wants bribe, do you think he would be collecting money from Salami
instead of Martins?

Still shaking my head in Yoruba.[/quote]u'v been defendn mikel here since.mikel came into the national team oruma was nt doin well.mikel is also nt doin well for naw.he shuld face competition.imagine ur sayn mikel is d best player against south africa so ur naw judgn a word class mid fielder with only one match dt so bad of u bro. keshi said mikel did well in afcon and naw hez nt doin well nd we are yelling at him.has he also forgot dt martins his one of nigeria best striker ever buh since he has droped a lil bit form dy stop calln him.same should be done to Mikel,he should face competition. imagine someone lyk onazi is even more confident than mikel in Nigeria mid field.that a shame to him bro.