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Politics › Re: 'You lied to gain public sympathy': Morka Denies Threatening Peter Obi's Life by Dandsome: 4:13pm On Jan 07, 2025
Morka never know where him de.
Crime › Re: Man Who Bought ₦58,000 Fuel & Sped Off Without Paying Caught & Detained In Ekiti by Dandsome: 8:49am On Jan 07, 2025
Seems he's so broke that he still had to wear same looking clothes again.

Hope he didn't even pick them from a thrift shop and ran away without paying for the clothes?
Politics › Re: Tinubu Gives Marching Orders On Road Maintenance Nationwide by Dandsome: 8:32pm On Jan 03, 2025
Okay. Hope they won't forget to fix the road from Lagos to Abj. Especially ekiti part of the road and also ogun state part of the road if you're going from Lagos to Asaba.

It's one thing to give marching order it's another thing for them to comply.


Will they comply?

If they don't, will there be consequences?
Romance › Re: The Street Has Nothing To Offer: Pretty Lady Laments Losing A Good Man (Photos) by Dandsome: 5:09pm On Dec 30, 2024
Lol grin


She will learn the hard way.

Ladies say men are cheap and easy to get. Yes they are cheap and easy to get until it's time for you to settle down, that's when you'll know that men no de again.

Even most divorced women later regret leaving the marriage (I'm not talking about the one s that passed through domestic violence o).

That man you have now that you can call your own, better hold him well o. If he misbehaves, correct him and still keep him. There are no much men outside again o.

Isaiah 4:1 is not a joke. It's real.

That shakara you're doing, keep it to yourself. Besides

If a man leaves, he can easily start another relationship and if he's having sexual urge, he can easily walk up to a lady and talk to her to get it, but as a woman it's not that easy.

A man can sleep with 10 women and will still be seen as a "hero" (example is the man from equatorial Guinea), but if a woman is known to sleep with 4 different people, she loses her value in the eyes if ppl (take for example again the wife of the equatorial guinea man. Just one or two videos that was leaked and she was canceled but the husband with about 400 videos wasn't canceled).

Use your tongue to count your teeth.
Phones › Re: Starlink Increases Price To ₦75,000 Ahead Of NCC’s Plan To Approve Tariff Hike by Dandsome: 9:44pm On Dec 28, 2024
Last last e go touch everybody.

Na everybody go chop breakfast.
Travel › Re: A South African Lady Apologizes To Nigerians After Visiting Nigeria by Dandsome: 6:17pm On Dec 28, 2024
brain54:
Most of them seem not to travel much outside south African...

Hence their myopic perspective.

Many are so limited in the information they have. I saw one yesterday on tik tok saying that he was surprised to just recently learn that Nigerians contributed financially in the struggle to end apartied in S/A and free Mandela.

He was almost in tears apologizing to Nigerians for the way they are treated. And my question is/was if you haven't or don't benefit anything from people directly so you treat them badly?

A child that has never left his father's compound will say his father's is the biggest.

By the way Nigerians are some of the most accommodating and hospitable people across the world!
What you just wrote somehow is referring to some people from some parts of the country.

Since they don't travel out, they think everything revolves about them.
Politics › Re: Abuja Demolitions: Soldiers Attack Wike’s Men, Cart Away Vehicle by Dandsome: 1:01pm On Dec 19, 2024
Na small small clap de take enter dance
Politics › Re: Hon. Amobi Ogah Calls For Reduction Of Security Checkpoints In South East by Dandsome: 5:46am On Dec 06, 2024
Seriously, it's too much.
Business › Re: Fire Guts Shops At Lagos Spare Parts Market, Idumota by Dandsome: 11:23pm On Nov 30, 2024
Remember when some people were threatening to burn business places of people from the eastern part of Nigeria?

Is this the threat being carried out?
Politics › Re: We Won't Be Able To Pay Salaries If Tax Reform Bills Scale Through - Gov Zulum by Dandsome: 2:15pm On Nov 29, 2024
Okay. Then you can merge with other states.

How come it's only the norther states that are seriously kicking against this?
Health › Re: Help! Something On My Skin by Dandsome: 8:39pm On Nov 28, 2024
This skin issue is becoming rampant all of a sudden.

Does is itch when you pour water on it?

Does it get aggreviated when under the sun?

Does it start itching when your skin is dry?

I think it might be that stubborn eczema.
Science/Technology › Re: Who Has Used This Solar Device Before? by Dandsome: 10:12am On Nov 28, 2024
Buy it if you need it to power that small lamp and charge your torchlight phone.

Don't buy it to charge a smart phone.

Is it not sun king?

It won't charge your smart phone o. Don't say I didn't tell you

I'm talking out of experience.

If you still doubt me, call their customer care line and they will tell you the same thing I'm telling you.

If you want the one that will charge your smart phone you need to buy the bigger one which is more expensive.

If you then want it to charge your power bank then you should buy an even bigger one.

Don't fall victim to anyone telling you otherwise
Politics › Re: Best Beach In Lagos Mainland To Visit During The Festive Season by Dandsome(op): 12:23pm On Nov 20, 2024
Zaheertyler:
Ibeeche and olu beach
What part of Lagos are they located?
Politics › Re: Best Beach In Lagos Mainland To Visit During The Festive Season by Dandsome(op): 12:04pm On Nov 20, 2024
Okoroawusa:
Badagry Beach, Suntan Beach and I know that there is a beach across from Ijegun, Satellite Town but I can't remember the name right now.
Thanks.

How can one locate there?

You have any idea of the fee?

Do you know about their pros and cons?
Politics › Re: Best Beach In Lagos Mainland To Visit During The Festive Season by Dandsome(op): 11:54am On Nov 20, 2024
Blackmoran:
There is no beatches on the mainland, except you are heading towards benne, which is sultan beach.
I heard about coconut beach or something like that is around there or so. I'm not sure. Just asking.
Seun any help?
Politics › Best Beach In Lagos Mainland To Visit During The Festive Season by Dandsome(op): 11:22am On Nov 20, 2024
Hi Nlanders,

As the year is coming to an end and the holiday and festive period is fast approaching, I would be having some first time Lagos visitors and I have told them about beaches in Lagos.

We'll be staying on the mainland and wish to visit beaches on the mainland.

Please are there good beaches on the mainland? Example that Badagry area.

If there are, where are they located exactly, and how can one located there using private car, bolt/Uber and also public transport.

I used to visit Oniru beach and landmark. But with after all the demolition saga, I don't think the beaches will be as before anymore, so we decided to use beaches on the mainland.

So if you know of any, kindly let us know the name, the gate fee, if food and tent is available the pros and cons of the beach etc.

Thank you.
Politics › Re: What You Need To Know About CNG In Your Hybrid Or Full CNG Vehicle - Otega Ogra by Dandsome: 7:49am On Nov 14, 2024
With petrol and diesel prices exceeding 1,000 naira per litre, switching to CNG—currently priced at 230 naira per litre—
This looks more like a gig or paid job to talk more about CNG or you really don't know much about CNG.

Correct me if I'm wrong. Is CNG measured in litres?
Politics › Re: EFCC: Kwara Court Jail Bureau De Change Operator, Two Others for Fraud by Dandsome: 7:01am On Oct 17, 2024
EFCC want to show they are really working cos some state governors took them to the supreme Court.

Where is Yahaya Bello if truly you're working and don't want to be scrapped?
Politics › Re: NNPC Retail Outlets Adjust Pump Price To ₦998/Litre In Lagos, ₦1,030 In Abuja by Dandsome: 5:21pm On Oct 09, 2024
Everyone will collect whether you like it or not
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Approves Electric Vehicles For North-East (Photos & Videos) by Dandsome: 9:04am On Oct 03, 2024
How many kilometers can it go one one charge?

How long for it to get fully charged.?
Politics › Re: Tenants On One Prepaid Meter, How Do You Share Electrity Bills? by Dandsome: 6:57am On Oct 03, 2024
Use a check meter.

The check meter will show exactly what each apartment is using or has used.
Car Talk › Re: Innoson Electric Cars Driven For 5 Days Without Battery Running Down (vid,pix) by Dandsome: 6:15pm On Sep 19, 2024
It's not by calculating how many days it drove.

Tell us how many kilometers it drove before ran down. That's how to calculate it.

What if it drove for just 1km per day?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Isn't Anti-War. It’s Time To Debunk This Dangerous Myth (Video) by Dandsome: 8:43am On Sep 17, 2024
All gloves are off now. Full blown propaganda on Trump will start.
Crime › Re: Jealous Cambodian Woman Arrested For Attempted Murder Over Nigerian Boyfriend by Dandsome: 1:23pm On Sep 14, 2024
The side chick wanted to taste the Nigerian meat the main chick was tasting.

I'm site she tasted it and couldn't let go hence her staying back until sje was caught by the main chick.

The main chick got violent and wanted to eliminate the parasitic unwanted visitor that is helping her to eat her Nigerian meat. She wants the meat all to herself.

Now she might probably be locked up and the Nigerian guy will still go back to the side chick comfort her, assure her of her place since the main chick is now locked up.

Alas, the side chick will now be promoted to the man chick and she will have the Nigerian meat all to herself alone.

Until the Nigerian guy sees another younger babe that will now become the new side chick.

Then the cycle continues.


Please someone should take over the narration from here.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Comoros President Assoumani Wounded In Knife Attack by Dandsome: 10:00pm On Sep 13, 2024
Comoros.

That where they got the komodo dragon from?
Crime › Re: Drug Baron Suleiman Ganiu Aremu 'Barryshine' Arrested by Dandsome: 9:18pm On Sep 13, 2024
So they do drugs too?

Shame on them. I thought it's only one section that were always accused of this drug thing.

I guess it's all over.

May all drug pushers get caught
Crime › Re: EFCC Has Declared Ibrahim Mohammed Wanted For Stealing The Commission's Vehicle by Dandsome: 4:48pm On Sep 13, 2024
Don't they vet their officers before employing them?
Politics › Re: Yacht Spotted In France With Nigerian Flag: Tinubu's Aide, Otega Ogra Disowns It by Dandsome: 10:14pm On Sep 07, 2024
What did they say about anything they initially deny?
Science/Technology › Re: A 16-Foot Python Kills Indonesian Grandmother, Mob Carries Out Revenge by Dandsome: 2:44pm On Sep 07, 2024
Where are the snake advocates?
Politics › Re: NCC Uncovers A Single Individual With 100,000 SIM Cards Linked To Him by Dandsome: 7:55am On Aug 29, 2024
Most likely it's those boys that will register a sin and sell it to you so they can meet up target.

Just maybe
Crime › Re: Kidnappers Of The 19 Medical Students And A Doctor In Benue Caught (Photos) by Dandsome: 7:08pm On Aug 24, 2024
What??
Now let's get to the root of the matter and they should tell us who sponsors them.

Cos some of the released victims usually talk about houses and structures in the jungles where they keep them.

These people we see in the pictures don't look like who has seen and touched enough money to eat and also build such structures in the bushes.

They should be made to confess who their sponsors are.
Autos › Re: Accord 2007 For Sale by Dandsome: 7:33pm On Jul 15, 2024
Jodesky:
He said the owner has refused to give him the keys to access the engine and interiors.
That's what happens when you don't have direct authorisation of the owner to sell.
Actually, or it was intended to be used to scam people. Who knows.!!

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