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Politics / Re: ‘I Am Not Owing Workers Any Dime’ – Yahaya Bello Speaks After Election Victory by Dandsome: 2:24pm On Nov 19, 2019
Chai. Kogi people ntorrrrr

Are you single and in need of a wife but bride price has been your problem?

Worry no more cos your prayers have been answered.

What to do??

Just get a Kogi girl, go to her family house. Price very well they will accept the little money you bring because famine is coming to Kogi state.

The family will say at all at all na winch and they will collect the money you brought.


Happy married life.

Now back to Kogi state people, Hmmm brace up. My prayers are with you guys.

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Family / Re: Shoprite Low Price Rush Ends Tomorrow by Dandsome: 5:16pm On Nov 15, 2019
Nice one, I saw this post on instagram and I thought it was a joke or it had ended, apparently it's still very much on, I have to do some shopping too

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Family / Re: Police Officer Dies Few Weeks To His Wedding (Photos) by Dandsome: 5:13pm On Nov 15, 2019
Wow, this is a sad one cry
Politics / Re: APC Has No Governorship Candidate In Bayelsa - Court by Dandsome: 11:31am On Nov 14, 2019
Hahahahahahahahaha
Crime / Re: Mobile Policemen Brutalize Man For Blocking Their Van With G-Wagon In Owerri by Dandsome: 11:08am On Nov 13, 2019
Dog eat dog country.

No rule of law.

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Politics / Re: FFK: The Muslim North May Retain Power For The Next 20 Years. by Dandsome: 5:30pm On Nov 12, 2019
Abi? Na so you reason am?
Celebrities / Re: Charles Okocha Is Winner Of VSKIT Voice To Fame 2019 by Dandsome: 5:28pm On Nov 12, 2019
Been hearing so much about this Vskit, this show just happened low key without me knowing about it?

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Crime / Re: Corper Doctor Emmanuel Assaulted By Airforce Officers In Lagos by Dandsome: 8:40am On Nov 12, 2019
This is Nigeria. Everybody be...........
Politics / Re: Indimi Slams Reno Omokri Over Comment On Otedola Donating 5bn For Charity by Dandsome: 6:14pm On Nov 11, 2019
Painment.

This one pain the man walahi

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Celebrities / Re: ''I Need A Private Jet'' - Mercy Eke Delayed For 3 Hours by Dandsome: 8:44am On Nov 08, 2019
Ask Davido to borrow you his daddy's own.

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Politics / Re: John Lennon And Wife Protesting British Involvement In Biafra War (Throwback) by Dandsome: 8:23am On Nov 08, 2019
Reading
Celebrities / Re: Sugabelly Says That Pete Edochie Is A Bad Actor. Nigerians Blast Her by Dandsome: 12:09pm On Nov 06, 2019
This one na attention freak. She wants to trend again.

Next post please

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Car Talk / Re: Law Enforcement Patrol Vehicles In Nigeria: How Bad And Way Forward? by Dandsome: 12:03pm On Nov 06, 2019
What I always ask is these police vehicles, trucks, hilux etc, is it that they wake up one morning and use the vehicles to hit the walls or something?

From interior to the exterior it looks like a deliberate effort to destroy it.

I don't think NPF engage on high speed chase (where they have the chance or ramming a criminal out of the road or during the PIT maneuver) so how come their vehicles are like as though they have had several accidents?

If you doubt me, after reading the post, start checking out most of the police vehicles.

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Phones / Re: How Airtel Is Winning The Battle For Supremacy In Nigeria’s Internet Market by Dandsome: 6:38pm On Nov 05, 2019
sureinfo:
Well it's not a surprising thing that Airtel came out top, they have very good offers just like Glo too, it's just that they have a better network than glo.
very true, Glo network can be sometimes frustrating

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Phones / Re: How Airtel Is Winning The Battle For Supremacy In Nigeria’s Internet Market by Dandsome: 6:38pm On Nov 05, 2019
This is really good, I love the competition between these networks, with these the customers get to enjoy better internet services
Politics / Re: Operation Positive Identification: Falana Gets Order Against Army by Dandsome: 5:51pm On Nov 05, 2019
Finally someone making sense

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Politics / Re: Afenifere: Osinbajo Practically Out Of Buhari’s Government by Dandsome: 5:45pm On Nov 05, 2019
Hahahahaha.

They never see anything.

They thought they were spitting the Igbo man.

North is all about the north. If they bring any southerner in, it's just a means to an end.

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh: Don't Teach My Son Pidgin, I Pay N1.5m As School Fees For My Son by Dandsome: 3:47pm On Nov 04, 2019
Lol

One thing people have to understand is that if you pay N2m as school fees and the teachers are paid N80k, then be rest assured that your child is being given education worth N80k and not N2m

Please be guided.

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Business / Re: Top Five Shopping Deals For November (black Friday) by Dandsome: 3:10pm On Nov 01, 2019
Thanks op for sharing, today is 1st already so I believe that shop rite price slash promo should have started already, I think it's time to go shopping
Business / Re: Get Goods At The Lowest Prices This November by Dandsome: 11:25am On Oct 31, 2019
thatkindthing:
This promo makes sense o, but why in November? They should have done it in December when the price of goods usually goes high, that way we'll feel the real effect of the price slash.
what are you saying , this is actually the best time for this, end of month? Make dem pay make we go do shopping abeg
Business / Re: Get Goods At The Lowest Prices This November by Dandsome: 11:24am On Oct 31, 2019
AmadorSays:
So tell me, with this promo in place, what's the first thing on your mind to buy?
amazing promo from shop rite, I think this is the best time to buy a new boot and jersey, I just hope I can get an original one at an affordable rate
Politics / Re: Mohammed Adamu Flouts Court Order, Releases List Of New Recruits by Dandsome: 7:21am On Oct 25, 2019
Shame. Nigeria almost turning into a failed nation that is if it has not already.

No regard for rule of law. Everyone does as he pleases.

Almost all if not all the indices of a failed state has been checked by Nigeria. So sad.

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Career / Re: Why Do Lawyers Always Wear Wig Caps by Dandsome: 6:45am On Oct 21, 2019
Op is it LAWYERS or LAWYWERS?

Probably the spelling is the reason.

Before someone edits it and make me look like a trouble maker, see proof below.

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Crime / Re: Ogwashi Uku Prison Accused Of Negligence leading to Death of Inmates by Dandsome: 12:37pm On Sep 27, 2019
I spit on some people
Politics / Re: Nigerian Army To Extend ‘operation Positive Identification’ Nationwide by Dandsome: 12:43pm On Sep 26, 2019
Okay we don hear

Crime / Re: EFCC Arraigns One Of The Wanted FBI Suspects In Ilorin (Photos) by Dandsome: 12:24pm On Sep 26, 2019
If you can do the crime then get ready to do the time. Abi na how dem de talk am again?

Why not search for financial job like the one below instead of committing financial crime?

Travel / Re: Onikan, Lagos Is The 3rd Coolest Neighborhood In The World by Dandsome: 8:24pm On Sep 19, 2019
Which onikan again??

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Politics / Re: Seun Onigbinde Resignation: Oby Ezekwesil, Banky W, Others React by Dandsome: 2:39pm On Sep 16, 2019
Lol
Travel / Re: If Not For The Driver's Experience - Man Who Survived Accident Revealed (Photos) by Dandsome: 2:01pm On Sep 14, 2019
BRT buses are the new "Dangote truck"
Crime / Re: How To Report To Nigerian Army, Cases Of Misbehavior, Abuse By Military Officers by Dandsome: 7:39pm On Aug 31, 2019
Nice one

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Car Talk / Re: This ₦990k Made-In-Nigeria Keke Comes With Doors & Front/Reverse Cameras by Dandsome: 2:53pm On Aug 31, 2019
After all these things added and then no AC? I know not what to say to you. However good development.

But the issue is that people won't be able to hop in and hop out like we normally do with the already existing Keke.

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