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VaselineAloe:
so if i follo ha upster, den wat, afta my preek is had den she say no u av fail d tes

so she jus live my preek had an go, lie lie

nonsense, sum1 mus pay 4 d konji dat av arise insy me

God help us guys . . Me just hate how Mr D always ready to pop up.




Even when least expected,.. . Na Wah

TokenWhiteGuy:
Wow. How juvenile. I would expect that kind of crap from a 15 year old.

Sorry to say bro, but your "wife" doesn't trust you.

That's why she tested him. .

WEDDING TEST!!! --
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating 4 over a year and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me.........................
It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective 21 year old sister-
in-law, always wore very tight miniskirts, and often times was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me,and I always got more than a nice view.
One day her little sis called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived,and she whispered
to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once b4 I get married and
commit my life to her sister...................
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, I'm going
upstairs to my room, and if u want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and headed straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Behold, my
future family were standing outside, all clapping!.
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter
Welcome to the family!".({})
I smiled


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ireneony:
I already have a life
what's ur point?

it's not a must to comment on my thread

ciao!

BUONASERA AMICI. .

Choi

faith551:
Them no for bury am till the man come finish wetin him start be that na, to much talking no dey that one

no be small case ooooooooooooooo

odeku95:
The slap that he will received will either bring him back from hell or heaven. He must sha wake you and he can die when he has told me.

Lol

bokohaman:
Hmmmmm

na u??

OOOOOWA!!!!




,ndu mozlem , bu gunu bë anyi meru unu? ?

kiddkash:
u never hear say people dey wake up from death before

what if he refused to..

odeku95:
he must wake up Oo

Lol

Wicked, heartless grandpa shey?

Like seriously. .


THOSE GUYS ANA ATA OUR MONEY ' N'AMICHA AKA KA Onye rachara honey .


After everything ndi CHINA, anoro somewhere na ACHAGHALI anya..






OMELEME !

Ok nah,
When oga SEUN GO DECLARE HIS ASSETS, ..... hmmmm I fear ooooooooooooooo

omusiliyu:
Ndianambra Kwenu

OMELEME! !

GspotAngela:
When are the ibos finally going back to Biafra ?

too bad you are restless thinking about Biafra even more than the biafrans ..


are you sure you sleep at all, you reign courses on igbo race, and u dream of being a better person in life, for where?? . . Law of course karma won't fail to fulfill in you..

Police my phrend, I wan telli me say I no go use SIREN for life? ?

MBANU, OHANEZE MUST HEAR THIS! !!

Sinnzu:
As i dont have assets nkor?



















#Godwin

Sinnzu, who come get that machine gun wey dey ur signature

mayorjosh:
Me sef go soon declare assets











Wait make I declare them sef


1) One ugly gf

2)One pair of jeans(skibii na my role model )

3)Nokia torchlight fone

4)One old skool tv(black n white )

5)2 sachets of pure water


That's all.

Make person no dey look for him lost NOKIA 3310, come see say e follow for the assets wey u declared so

mayorjosh:
Me sef go soon declare assets











Wait make I declare them sef


1) One ugly gf

2)One pair of jeans(skibii na my role model )

3)Nokia torchlight fone

4)One old skool tv(black n white )

5)2 sachets of pure water


That's all.

Make no dey look for him lost NOKIA 3310, come see say e follow for the assets wey u declared so

Ucheosefoh:
Na people wey get assets to declare people like me wey na 20naira be my last card no go think of any declaration

Lol. . Declaration Don start be that ooooooooooooooo

youngpol:
Now this is funny.
Am sure some peeps are already planning 'Ultimate Search To Find The Missing Hen'. If only you could just provide the location..

Lol


Hope to see you declare urs in the nearest future..

NOBODYY:
A cane to flog OP

choi, u get assets oo..


Abegi, which specie are we talking about here..

hope e go be SUGAR- Cane...

lol
I saw this on fb, so here I share with you my fellow nairalander

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Following the assets declaration by President Buhari, I hereby declare my assets:

1. One hot drink
2. Six toothbrushes
3. One fowl (missing)
4. Two boxers
5. One tuber of yam
6. Three tyres
7. Four slippers and other otormorkpor items.

Members of the public can get a copy from the Code of Conduct Bureau.,



OYA declare yours, let's see how rich you are. .

E good oo but wahala go dey

Iron kpomo!!


Bring am for this guy ASAP!!

He claimed to be wise*shey??

Peter and Paul dem Don Kölo ooooooooooooooo

pro - AMECHI in full force. .



Who no know??



Ride on Mr NYESON



YOUR ENEMIES GO DEY CHOP IRON KPOMO..


AMECHI GO BE LIKE "" I wan finishi NYESON!!.. ... .. .. I wan scatter the NYESON! !!! Help me finishi NYESON ! !!! . ...

"" WE STEAL PUBLIC FUNDS BECAUSE NIGERIANS DON’T STONE US’ – AMAECHI


AMECHI ! ! hmmmm

rawpadgin:
Men of God should stir clear from politics

consentrate on ya calling which is, winning soul for Christ

how can you win souls while at the same time the soul is dying in the hands of politicians??

onoja12:
Vice President of Guyana and Minister of Security (Khemraj Ramjattan),Nigerians in the Diaspora Caribbean coordinator (Onoja.Atta.Onoja) and Minister of Public infrastructure (David Patterson). At the amerindian heritage month at Sofia Guyana South America.
Proudly spreading the gospel of Nigeria to the world.




Cc: lalasticlala

BIKO SIR, EGO GINI KA HA NA_AZU . . EURO, POUND OR DOLLAR? ?




The COUNTRY GA_ADI VERY COOL KA SI HU YA OOOOO..

.My daughter, you are now a wife and soon you'll be become a mother too.
God bear me witness that I taught you how to
cook and do other house chores.

I taught you to respect men and to explain your anger when necessary but if you do otherwise,i know you, not as a daughter but as my fellow
woman. My daughter, you see this your husband?
He is a gentleman but don't take advantage of
that. Don't bring out the beast in him. My
daughter, you see this mark on my forehead?
Your father gave it to me. He tolerated me everytime but on that day, He came unexpectedly . it wasn't his intention but i dared him and he hit me just once. My daughter, Men hate it when you use this word "YOU CAN'T DO IT".

He sure can do more than but he's just protecing yo from harm. my daughter, whenever there is an arguement or misunderstanding, try drinking water. You can't talk when you have water in your mouth.
Now,you have two families. You are very lucky. Tolerate and appreciate them just as you did here.
Learn towelcome other people's kids and soon, children will sorround your table with love.You see that my big pot? I bought it when i still had no child but i always cooked with it to feed those children who had nothing to eat.Learn to show
hospitality.
Welcome a visitor and at least,offer a glass of water. Don'tdiscriminate. Don't shatter your husband's family. instead, bring them
together.
Learn to appreciate little efforts and soon, they'll learn to do more.Today, you are wearing a wedding gown and you look so beautiful in it but there is still another gown you need to wear. That is the MATERNITY gown.

I wore it and you shall wear your's too.When you
have a misundertanding, don't come back here.

Sort things out and build a happy home. I built
mine and your father enjoyed me.Men like food.
They like both the kITCHEN food and the
BEDROOM food. Don't deny him any of the food
all because you had anarguement. If the ones i
taught you are not enough, learn more!...



LADIES, ISN'T THIS THE BEST of ADVICE FROM A MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTER??