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Whenever am dull or sad, I visit Nairaland,here you see the funnest post that will make you laugh without you paying for gate fee.
Proudly a nairalander.

Thanks for keeping ur promise, u look better bro.

This is very risky. I won't stay in that house for a night.
This house should be marked for destruction.

Commendable

Ok let's unite GEJites and GMBITES, for the love of the country.
Congrats oga Jona, you are a statesman already.

If this is true, heads should roll, cause the Army allegiance is to the Nation Nigeria not to a ruling government or party or individual.
This should be classified as treasonable offence cause it's a bad publicity for our nation.

Nigerians are being deported in Kenya, we are shouting, it should be the other way round.
Please they should come home and embrace the #Change of the New Nigeria.
Kenya my ass.

Aliko has always been a good business man.
Don't be surprise he also contributed financially to both campaigns, as a business man, the ruling party is your friend or else you will just lose all your investment.
Dangote de smart ass nigga.
Shout SAIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Baba.

it means that u must have 25 % of total votes cast in 2/3rd majority of the states.
It simply means that u must have accumulated 25% of votes at least 24 states.
As at yesterday GMB has from 13 states and GEJ has 15 states.

BRF, please prep yourself I will vote for you as President of Nigeria, I will never look at party logo.
Visionary men for leadership.

I think we should all wait for INEC to do their bit, we don't want post election violence o.
As I dey here so, I wan go hustle.

Some of you guys are so idiotic, Buhari is not a saint but he deserve respect. He doesn't have certificate, yet he beat the system became a Head of state, Minister, presidential candidate now we remember he is an illiterate.
No one has been prosecute for this embarrassment, yet some persons who can't didn't pass WAEC and JAMB without external help has been insulting this man just because they have mb in their phones.
Please, let's try to address issues and stop attacking personalities, it will help our democracy.

Ok, let's see it fly or I will name it keke GEJ.

Can PDP stop these adverts? It doesn't more harm to the party's image than good.
Let's stop this blame game and look towards improving our electoral processes, I support the use of technology maybe it didn't work now, that doesn't mean it should be abandon.

How many Local government areas are there in Kano?
Can we wait for the full result please?

Chai, dia ris God o, na one she waka go?

Nice humour to ease the electoral stress.

Can we wait for INEC to announce results, this is so so embarrassing. One or few polling units' results can't be a true reflection of the election.
Let's be calm for the love of Country.
Regards.

I hope this is a lie, cause this is an act of cluelessness.

Nice, they should also burn the dead body. Stupid bigot.

What a wonderful world.

U might not like this ma, one thing is sure,he knows how to play grassroot politics.

If na my neighbourhood, they go say na cultist. The way south africans get gun and shoot at recognisable individuals is very funny. RIP Meyiwa.

Fayemi and Fayose, one should just ignore the other. Why the attack and defence, please if both of you continue like this, we will be force to open a thread for both of you to play in Super eagles, one as an attacker, the other a defender. That will pay all Nigerians the more.

Ok Keshi, u were not sacked, U r fired.

Hope they have a special way of making these kids' genius. High school fees doesn't guarantee knowledge.

Fatu the heroine, though her procedure was crude, she was brave to care for her people.
Moral of the story : Please don't try this in your community.

I don't need to watch the video, the piece is very emotional, kudos bride.

Oba gha to kpere! Ise.

@donjazzy na big boy o, he cut a huge cake at that time of his life, when coke and biscuits were in vogue.

Maybe they have evidence of payment.

Chris and Anita, what happened to d clause for better for worse? What will you advice a couple in your ministry passing through something like this? Have you thought about what will Jesus do in a situation like this? Well for the Sinach story, please don't wreck her marriage with accusations like this, are we saying if she was having an affair with Pst.Chris, her husband a senior pastor will not know?