₦airaland Forum

Funlordmaniac:
A legal organization with a lot of illegal ideas!

I am yet to see any imam sentenced for illegal ideas perpetrated by their faithfuls

Ghosts uniform . Shalat to nollywood

sinaj:
check his veinprature

lol... U be doctor ni? Penistrician I suppose

Oga dont bring cantamotion to this section na... For here we knw no trybe nor religion o we only wana straff

sinaj:
stop typing bad bad things m only trying to epp d nigger nothing more

Helping the nigger to do what?

Laveda:
Lol.. Who doesn't like pizza nah? Meant for eating.

And you dont want to come ba? Not that we are getting naked to eat pizza o ur dress can stil be on except our tight clothes sha then we prolly eat pizza and more pizza and more pizza... We'll just eat pizza with no tight cloth shikena

sinaj:
I need pictures of it to enable me diagnose it well

Dayum! U sure need some fearsome looking phalus?

WARNING! E DEY TEAR BODI

Laveda:
No, thanks.

I knw you would love to come because you like pizza so much but I think you are shy...
Mummy's geh

Laveda:
No, thanks.

I knw you would love to come because you like pizza so much but I think you are shy

VASELINE CREW OVER! I REPEAT OVER!

Laveda:
You crazy.

I have a nack for being crazy when on the bed sha but thats not what we are talking about now we are talking about pizza
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Make I go arange some for tonight... The thing go make brain die! Care to come?

Laveda:
Enjoy wetin? Izzit pizza

You na sure bad geh! Is pizza the name of that position? Kai I don learn something new today o

See how I roll sha

Her side boobs and everything down there is finished

Laveda:
Wait for 10:10pm

Bad geh! And I knw say u dey enjoy am welli welli

No no no check this out

You dey find trouble oo mind your business now

bantudra:
what are they up to now again....

The more you look the less you see
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You wont understand sha

I'm sorry the damage has been done so I think Nigeria should disintegrate since we've shown that we are not capable of running a poly-ethnoreligious type of nation.

The people needed a hero and Nnamdi Kanu presented himself so...

hotwax:
I guess the best way is to let her go. Although she is still disturbing me for her school fees. I don't want to force her into marriage.
I have started declining her requests already. That should do.

You wana let al your monies go like that without getting anything back.
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Well! What is my business

hotwax:
Yes I know I am Suegbe for her. I love her so much and I can go any mile to make her happy. Thats what love can do to a man.

However, her body language is making me think I am being played.

My broda the moment you realize that this life we are living is a game the beta for u
Do not end your relationship. Get a lawyer, have her hand you the previous receipts for every dime spent on her prior her education then in the presence of some witness preferrably a lawyer and the parents, enter a truce stating your intention to continue footing her bills on the intention of getting back your money when she establishes her career with added interest or ultimately marriage.
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Even if you dont intend doing the above threaten her with it and watch everything go your way.

Super1Star:
Lol.

One of the Osus and Ojukwus supervised the looting of our dear country to stupor, which led us to the same recession.

They cannot be trusted. These unpatriotic rebellious Osus and Ojukwus will do anything to sabotage the success and greatness of Nigeria

And we will do it

ERockson:
Biafrans will like it. Everybody wants to make them feel belonged. The best tribe in the world after oyinbo

See this one o
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Who is playing with you?

Some girls eh... She could have declined the friendly offer from the guy instead of giving him false hope then act mean on the long run

ToriBlue:
That's how a guy paid for a razor of N20 for me cos the seller said she don't have change and he asked me for my number after that.

Even the ones that will pay for my Tfare just to collect number.

You girls are an anoying lot. Someone was kind enough to come to your rescue but your are too mean to part with your digit. Ungrateful lot

BigSarah:
Preferably 200naira per one any Fruits sellers?

Yes! do you need daddy sting?

It's a name of a very special cucumber

ILegend the profesor of Romancology of the university of nairaland I hail thee! Who's is this girl that is capable of making you lose your footing in the penalty box? Does she have the powerful grip of Manuel Nuer nor the reflexes of Buffon nor the elegances of Cassilas? Be quick in her mention maybe I might weigh her up for a loan spell

Fine woman, fine pikin this is why I keep telling people to go for pretty face instead of big bumbum or boobs cos the male pikins go like copy their mama features then their papa behaviours

Awon feminists ti take over

Awon hEl Rufai boys

Kudos to her