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malware:
Don't mind nairaland, they deliberately changed some words I put there and I don't know why. I wrote Platheds and they changed it to Igbos. That was how they changed another word I wrote on another thread, Dollardinhor to President Buhari. This is wrong and autocratic.

Alright! Sorryehear?

malware:
NYLON FA? IS BEING A Igbo SYNONYMOUS TO BLOCKHEAD NE? CONGO Igbo NAWA

But try and edit your post

A piece of advice from me. . Do not substitute doggie for anything... Doggie Up!

Divay22:
They enjoy their own company
They are their own bestie

But
Can two introverted people date?I wonder how the relationship will be like

Imagine a relationship where there is no nagging... Perfect if you'ld ask me

ToriBlue:
Number one is so true.


Most girls with high likes on social media are single in reality. Everything na packaging!

*in B.I.G's* Baybey would you folow me to my bentley I got some package for ya as*s

Rayhandrinni:
if only she knew the 20naira note cant buy 4 pure water now

What could she have done stop making pots

TPAND:
with those crabby careless looks of hers.... Black lives really have to matter.

Poor Self esteem really her problem. Instagram Take note.

Also let her know her Nigerian Fiance got disqualified from BBNaija. She should come back home and marry him

You peodophile! She is only 17 and making alot of sense. You?

True true na olodos full nairaland

I concur

The day I go press Grace our maid's boobi nko. Mehn! The kind slap wey she gimme that time eh I no kum understand cos instead of wailing na low voice begging 'please dont tell daddy' na im dey comot for my mouth

My own na one sunday wey everybody suppose go church I no gree go citing sickness (come see forming that time you go fear forming na) as everibody don comot for house and nepa light ful ground that time, na im I go remove the mojo wey man buy that time (small me in ss1 o) as I don dey find opportunity to really view mojo with our tv. Omo! Just imagine the kind joy wey just fil my mind as I jejely lock our door, switch on the tv and the dvd come slid in the plate in few seconds na so big nyashes just ful everywhere come dey scatter my head. Omo guy! long story short, I masturbated, two or three rounds then Devil and God collide to purnish me I no knw say my mumu uncle dey for his room dey observe things I bin think say e folo go church, I no knw say the guy man dey house. Chai! na for conclusion of round three na im I hear ''Daniel! What are you doing?'' Mehn! shame catch me no be here o coupled with the fact that that my uncle na correct ITK na there the beating start o then cum worsen as my Papa come bk frm church the guy just table everything to my papa. Three days straight I no chop better thing plus church activities wey I no miss for eight months straight (I even join choir that time)

Judasjudas:
Well ..mine wasn't funny at all .. left school and went for swimming .. don't know how popsy for to know about it o ..cux I didn't even tell anybody ..
only for him to come back tha night and Gave me designers ..
while trying to block the wire ..the thing hit one of ma balls ..and I screamed so loud In our language
My balls my balls ..
then he stopped flogging me and joined to check if it was serious .when he saw it was ok ..
Beating continued ..

Hahaha dat your daddy na confam guy man

pressplay411:
Your unintelligence is beginning to show.
Intellect and intelligence are quite synonymous.

Check my posts I never disagreed its synonymity but they still are quite different from each other

tosyne2much:
Haba!! Intellect is synonymous to intelligence nah

Yes but not the same. Like I explained earlier everyone possesses some level of intelligence but few people are intellectuals

tosyne2much:
I just did and I'm on track

Intelligence is characterized by thoughtful interaction.. Ability to think indeptly to proffer solution to problems

Which dictionary? Or are you confusing intellect for intelligence

HonestPen:
Yea, very well. But I think the ops intelligence, cognitively disenfranchised, speaks of intelligence in the sheer sense.

May be he meant intellect

tosyne2much:
Intelligence is an inborn trait.. Intelligence is the application of wisdom appropriately by using your instinct

A dictionary and a little research will bury the argument.
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May be you guys are talking of an intellect

HonestPen:
The statement quoted is trailed with ambiguities such that: saying less and acting more involves critical thinking which amounts to intelligence. I don't like elaborating things unnecessary which was why I encapsulated everything.

Then talk about Higher intelligence Quotient not just intelligence because as far as I'm concered everybody is intelligent but some have higher intelligence quotient.
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Do you dig?

tosyne2much:
What contrary opinion do you have against his comment?

Intelligence is the property of a living thing in this case humans like you and me.
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It is not what he posted there. Talk of wisdom which can be acquired then...

HonestPen:
Intelligent people are temperamentally untalkative; they say less and act much. Moreover, it is visible in their eyes.

Thats not intelligence. It is what we possess by virtue of being a ''being''
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What you stated above is not in anyway related to intelligence

tosyne2much:
You're very right bro..

He made no sense

Every being is intelligent by virtue...
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Talk about wisdom, or say higher intelligence.
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To know someone whose IQ is high is simple; They tend to be more able at some things than their mates.

After dey don chop ur kpomo finish cum pursue you for house you cum here dey bleat like goat

Onila! you're up!

Forming!
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They can form for Africa

onila:
what does it mean?

Babe u no dey tire! Who be this guy self wey don tap your bumbum cum still dey wink at you this evening.
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May be next question now go be ''When a guy chuk you prick wetin e mean''

We love pussy hot or cold as ice we love pussy loose or tight as fvck we love pussy

I dont do NL shxt . Al my nxggas be dope AF

We don hear