₦airaland Forum

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#6200ea]°All you males... get out!!![/color]

kratosonofzeus:
y not

SANDOSKI:
Bestie.... Who be us
Go joor

jhasper:
it av been long she came online

SANDOSKI:
Tire ke.... After dannyben5 and me dey take Multi-vitamins ......

scentmarlc:
Follow come charger

Na u follow sando kom my mention abii

AbbieGee1:
lol guy maka why na?

AbbieGee1:
Yall tha are blinded by the love of pink lips,they'll sell caro white mixed with other nansense and you will use.well,here's your result

scentmarlc:
Mtn Bestie

AccessME:
thanks

SANDOSKI:
Dey list to long.....


Dannyben5 dey with some of dey names

SANDOSKI:
Op..... Oya make I call you....



*Dannyben5, you no weda Op go contest for Mr NL

adewumiopeyemi:
hw many people u won add on ur list...

SANDOSKI:
Manage dis peanut oil.... I go make ur skin shine well well

SANDOSKI:
I don miss u tire.....


Welcome... E don tire wey I go morning /evening mass.... I hope say you pray for me

Hunger no dey catch me...

Rapunzel001:
10 MEMORABLE MOMENTS ON NAIRALAND


Those moments that most of us nairalanders can all relate to


1.) That moment when you discover that threads bearing words such as "cleavage" and "snake" have already made it to the promised land just seconds after their creation while your own thread which you created weeks ago and you feel is meaningful enough is yet to cross the Red sea...

-How? What is it with nairaland moderators and snakes? 



2.) That moment you get busted by a member of the Aproko Detectives Association of Nairaland (ADAN) for giving everyone the false impression that you are the "delectable gal" baring her "Olympus has fallen" on your profile picture...  

-Bad market



3.) That moment as a lady when you join nairaland newly and your profile picture and e-personality are so appealing that your nairaland account becomes overwhelmed with so many personal messages, "likes" and "mentions" as every male romancelander wants to know you better... 

-So what are you feeling like? 



4.) That moment when you are foolishly crushing on a romancelander who happens to have a moniker that goes with the pink letter 'f' only for you to discover much later to your heart failure that the 'f' isn't actually an 'f' but an 'm' 

-Hope you never send am recharge card yet



5.) That moment when you see the likes of TonyeBarcarnista, Tosyne2much, Wristbangle and Toks2009 clocking 50+ likes within the space of two minutes and your thread is yet to get a single comment even after 72hours

-Your jealousy is understandable 



6.) That moment back when Ishilove had two muscles namely bad mouth muscle and moderator muscle...  And unfortunately for you, she decides one day to use you to flex her bad mouth muscle and while you are still busy conjuring the appropriate response, she proceeds to finish work by flexing her moderator muscle

-Take it in good faith 


7.) That moment when Lalasticala for the first time in history decides to be merciful and reward your efforts in hours spent and internet data consumed by pushing your thread to the promised land

-Finally! It's about time!  


8.) That moment when just like Martin Luther King jnr, you have a dream, that one day your thread will make front page as you break the nairaland records set for most posts, most views, "most "shares" and most "likes" 

-Keep on dreaming 



9.) That moment you become so hungry and thirsty for "likes" and "shares" that in your desperation to fulfill such self-esteem needs, you resort to using the IF-YOU-AGREE-THEN-HIT-"LIKE"-BUT-IF-YOU-DISAGREE-THEN-HIT-"SHARE" statement as a means to an end. Yet after two hours online, nairalanders are yet to do the needful. 

-Just because it is working for other people doesn't mean it will work for you 



10.) That moment when your birthday becomes an occasion to stylishly solicit for "likes" from nairalanders. Disappointingly though, your birthday comes and goes without you getting any such "likes" 

-You can at least accept the "one eye" as your birthday gift






By all means you all are free to add yours....
I guess this is the point where I put my fingertips to rest...
Mesiere...



#RAPUNZEL....
#SAiNTiAGO LEONARDO...

©2016

SANDOSKI:
I don add am....


Bestie wer u go since, I don find you tire;(

SANDOSKI:


*Op contest I go support you..... No fear I dey ur back... You fine jare....



*Dannyben5 write op name among our list...

adewumiopeyemi:
thanks bro.....need ur support..

SANDOSKI:

*Op contest no fear.... I dey ur back...
Nothing do you...

I go support you.....


*Dennyben5 include op name for our list....