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Don Demu: God no de sleep. I was abt scratching 'em damn cards so I can subscribe na den dem yeye txt msg come show face.

My Dearest Airtel,

GO AND DIE.

Cos NO weapon formed against the Don shall prosper

Shegu yan kutuman buhun babban buran'uba azzalumai tsinannu 'ya'yan akuya

GatJokez: eyelid

Abu Mikey: https://www.empoweringparents.com/files/articles/photo/atb_mocking_article1.jpg

linpok: Yeah right! I hope seun sees u too

Uniquexty: Black is beautiful

sexkillz: [color=#000030]I agree. E.g, the buttocks. [/color]

stoned: u cant even let us mourn for a day abi, already turned it to biz mtcheeew

wazzar: [b] No pix abeg jez lisen.......................

That geh must be mad, seriously !!!!!!

Ayam a choir member, glory be to God but believe me, I face a lot of temptations frm the feminine world. Why? Maybe because ayam soooo endowed ladies, believe it or not thats ur problem

I'm the type that search around the church for beautiful gehs, truss me, its lucrative, sorry I mean interesting (full stop)


So, as my saterlite was rotating around the church, suddenly, I sighted this geh (not that fine I must say) she did one stewwpid thing that got my attention , she winked @ me . I thought it was a mistake or a joke, I had to look away! ... Suddenly, somebody say suddenly......... something told me inside to look @ her again to confirm if this geh was a joke or not.... I lookedt and she did the same thing . With considerate velocity, I lookedt away cos I can no longer behold her ugly face na dah time I knew she meant bizniz! Where I was seated, I began to practise what I'd tell her, should she come to me after service . My supposed silent practise became so loud that a guy sitting bside my suspected I was saying something( imagine, tha ugly biatch won turn me to mad person ) anyways , I told the guy it was nothing but never stop practising, @ the end of the day, we were done with service buh she didnt show up!! God save her!!!! (damn, sucha wasted time practising) So, girls.......stop ur madness in CHURCH ten Q[/b]

Abu Mikey:



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LWKMD

Abu Mikey:

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Adaobi12: Learn hw to respect ur elders my son.

Tolexander: this your picture is good to describe a blackout!

booqee: mtchew..u think i'm joking?? I'll show you guys in another thread

Adaobi12: Wow!!! So happy ,i just said Goodbye to teens group 2day. Have joined the twenties. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MUA!!

Oyinprince: in dis case bro, u beta quit sharp sharp

booqee: really...i'm serious o

Csami: And I imagine facing hulk not superman

therealbabe: SMH , have u guys usd ur drugs today?