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bmlsbmls:
https://www.nairaland.com/261398/medical-laboratory-scientists-forum/13
kindly visit that page sir

I understand what you are trying say. but ASCPi is different from ASCP besides US HR hardly accept ASCPi for employment in most states, because they believe foreign trained Medical scientists(Technologist in US) lack clinical experience in the US to practice. except California which accept ASCPi for conversion to state license for practice.

bmlsbmls:
American Society of Clinical Pathology (ASCP) licensing exam quiz for medical laboratory scientists.
https://quiz9ja.com.ng/wiki/quiz-intro/1667667jk
Use 71887 as invitation code and practice the questions.
Other healthcare professionals too can practice and widen their knowledge.

But ASCP don't license foreign graduate to practice in the US?

and some said, Fashola is working?

Nice one from Pmb!
God bless Pmb!
God bless Osinbajo!
God bless FCT!
God bless Nigeria!


meanwhile Northerners and MBC Crew Now?

k

Lies from Afonja Media

dont be suprise buhari might get only one region of votes in 2019 from notheast or duara, buhari's over confidence in northerners may lead to his defeat in 2019, the fact that they cheer him alot during official visit, does'nt mean he has them in his pocket at all will.

sarrki:
We only need 4 Regions the way we did in 2015

dont be suprise u might get only one from notheast or duara, buhari's over confidence in northerners may lead to his defeat in 2019, the fact that they cheer him alot during official visit, does'nt mean he has them in his pocket at all will.

Nice one Lagos leads others follow. Watch as gala hawkers from the red mud region, will masterbate on this trend on how they developed Lagos with taxes from Ugwu export.

sarrki:
Power must return to southwest 2023

Pmb we want

Sefini

keep licking buhari's ass why it last, cause ur gworo chewing fulani paymaster is going back to duara in 2019.

sarrki:
Ask Google

u mean buhari?

Jesse01:
Y did dey land in port harcourt 80%of dis Libyans Retureens are frm Edo state,so wat are dey doing, here?

and who told u 80% of those are from Edo? Where did u get ur statitics and facts from? Were u there to count how many were from Edo? If u dont know what to say keep quite and stop making false claim.

We know the fulani hersdmen killings, is an attempt by buhari and his northern kinmens, to dominate southern territories and claim their lands by installing northern jihadist.

Which, military? The one that called fulani bloodsuckers criminals, why Ipob were branded as terriost.

Ok

sarrki:
He's a Fulani herdsmen I think

does "Osama" look like fulani name too u?

Hmmm, did u mean Osama biladin, the terroist.

Nice one, since the FG has turn a deaf ear to the senseless killings by fulani hersdmen. the people must protect them selfs

after turning a deaf ear to the senseless killings destruction by his northern kinsmen. na now u wan pay sympathy. failed government.

Nigeria is a Banana Republic

k

bmlsbmls:
obviously from d quacks being employed and definitely not a certified and licensed scientist

pls, can medical biochemist work in a hospital or medical lab?

The problem is not having long sex, but marrying the wrong woman, look carefully before walking any woman down the aisle. Some of these ladies did much damage to their body. Imagine a lady that can singlehandedly handle four men one day with all kinds of sexual performance, a lady with a bottomless pit, someone who has perfected all kinds of styles and taking all sizes will later end up with one good Christian Brother, that to me is suicidal. Brothers open your eyes � � � and shine am well well. Don’t be deceived by looks, even many of the ladies you see in church are on leave from secret prostitution, they are in church to get a hardworking, handsome and Godly man nothing more. When you begin the corner dance with them then you will realise you just married Sharon stone.

FOR MEN ONLY:
I considered this piece worth sharing..

MEN BEWARE! LONG SEX MAY KILL YOU !!!

Few weeks ago, I was called to see a patient. Without delay I rushed down the stairs and headed to the hospital wards.
The man was sitting in the back seat of a car that brought him. I watched him closely but there was no respiratory efforts, I went for the pulse, not palpable, no cardiac activity, pupils were dilated, fixed and unreactive to light.
I watched foam rush through the mouth and nostrils. Obviously he is dead.
Still panting from the unplanned exercise I did, I felt bad I couldn't do anything for him.
Out of curiosity, I wanted to know how he got to that point. The wife, a young lady in her late 30s told me they were playing when suddenly he became distressed, struggling for air and she tried to calm him all to no avail then she raised alarm for help.
I quickly asked if her husband was hypertensive and she admitted. I requested for his drugs, luckily they came with his drugs. I went through the drugs, and was able to identify some and it included: digoxin, Viagra, lisinopril.
In my little mind I concluded the young man in his late 40s "DIED IN ACTIVE SERVICE TO THE WIFE" from heart attack.
My assumption may be right or wrong, but seeing those 2 drugs, I won't be blamed for my assumption. He may *Rest in peace to the dead.*
Have you imagined why men die more ? Have you ever noticed that there are more widows than widowers ? Just check in your little village, then extend it to your community and you will be surprised what you find.

I just want to pick one of the reasons I feel contribute to this. I will appeal that this is solely my opinion, it may be wrong or right.

*SATISFYING A WOMAN*

Every responsible man wants to satisfy his family and wife in terms of providing for their basic needs and also satisfying his wife in bed. But doing this at the expense of the man's life is what I condemn.

It is a common experience this days that women openly talk about how bad their spouses are in bed and most times the woman makes life difficult for the man by throwing abusive words at him.

It is also common to see a lot of products being openly advertised and marketed for enhancement of male sexual performance.
A lot of women are responsible for their husband's death because of their excessive demands for sexual satisfaction, and in the bid to satisfy the woman the man take drugs that endanger his health, and his life is cut short.
If I may ask Is sexual satisfaction the basis of relationships or marriage ? Some times some women even asks for bigger penis and my fellow men will be taking the risk to drink all sorts of drugs just to enlarge his penis to satisfy the woman.
Is this not just mocking God who created you ? At the end you may die trying to SATISFY A WOMAN.
Why not ask the woman to reduce her vagina to size you up to your manhood instead ?
It is important to note that a man's sexual performance depends on a lot of factors such as stress, diet, medical conditions such as diabetes, and drugs such as antihypertensives, as well as relationship problems.
How do you expect a man whom you nag, starve, embarrass in public, whom you refuse to support financially, who sleeps for less than 3 hours in a day, to satisfy you sexually ?
Sometimes the woman may go behind the man to seek for sexual satisfaction with another man. Most of the times the woman will threaten to go outside for the so called satisfaction and the man will be struggling to take higher dose of the drugs to satisfy her to prevent adultery from his marriage.
But you know what ? that woman you want to satisfy at the expense of your life started having sex before the age of 12 years. She has been experiencing several sexual activities until the age of 25yrs or more before she got married.
Before her marriage, she has experimented sex widely with many men of different expertise and energy capacities. Unfortunately, she married you, a single man with single capacity, but she is already addicted to different sex experiences. How can you measure up, just one man, to satisfy her ?
Don't die in active service. Please your children, friends and parents will need you alive. Don't die in the attempt to satisfy a woman sexually. Just do what you can do and leave the rest to God. If you die satisfying a woman immediately after your burial other men will continue where you left of.
Our dear wives and girlfriends, we are begging you to help us live a little longer. If you don't want to join the WIDOWS CLUB, please help us financially, appreciate what we are trying to do for you, encourage us to do more, stop the nagging, go the extra mile to feed us well, give us peace of mind, allow us sleep at night, let the house be the home foO us also so that we can feel happy coming home after our daily toil, understand our health challenges, understand the side effects of drugs we are taking, protect our weaknesses, don't disgrace us to our children and your friends, and above all pray for us.
Then we will live longer for you and your children. Our performances then will also improve when you make us feel appreciated.
Men please do not harm yourself in any way by trying to prove that you are a man. Research has proved that ejaculating 2 -13 minutes is OK. If you can go higher without drugs better; but do not take drugs that will damage your heart.
NOTE THAT IT IS NORMAL AND NATURAL WITH MANY MEN TO EJACULATE WITHIN 2 MINUTES OF INTERCOURSE.
In fact it is natural with several men to ejaculate fast during the first intercourse so don't take any drug for premature ejaculation, it's not a disease to be treated. The 2nd and 3rd rounds usually take longer before ejaculation. Attempt to take drugs to stay on a woman for longer time may kill you and leave the woman for another man. It may kill you prematurely so be very careful.
Many men have died trying to satisfy women.
THEY DIED IN ACTIVE SERVICE TO WOMEN.
Enough words is for the wise.
Edited by Comrade Kenny.

Nice one, for taking a que from fayose.

Apologize to Tinubu, and all sha be well.

Every thing is built on lies, no record no facts, all but lies.

.

Buhari is leaving aso-rock in 2019, no going back.

k

http://www.ubergizmo.com/2017/12/lockheed-martin-aerion-develop-supersonic-business-jet/
Cc; Lalasticlala.
Mynd44.

Supersonic air travel has been impossible for the people ever since the Concorde was grounded. While there are efforts to bring back supersonic passenger jets, two companies are working to develop a supersonic business jet for those who can afford to fly private. The companies working on this ambitious project are Lockheed Martin and Aerion. They have formed a partnership to develop the first supersonic business jet in the world.
Aerion has been working on the idea for its AS2 supersonic business jet since the past few years. It previously collaborated with Airbus for the aerodynamics and structural design. The company then teamed up with GE for the development of a supersonic engine.
The company has now inked a Memorandum of Understanding with Lockheed Martin. Both companies will work together to complete the future phases of development on this supersonic business jet ranging from engineering to production.
“Following our initial review of Aerion’s aerodynamic technology, our conclusionis that the Aerion AS2 concept warrants the further investment of our time and resources,” said Orlando Carvalho, Executive Vice President for Lockheed Martin.
It’s going to be a while before the world’s first supersonic business jet is ready for its first flight. Aerion predicts that it will be able to achieve that milestone by 2023.
It’s unclear how much the jet will cost once it clears all the hurdles to become a reality. It goes without saying that unless you’re in the 1 percent, you probably won’t be catching a ride on it anytime soon.[color=#000000][/color]