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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Where Do Science Laboratory Technology Graduates Work? by dannytoe(m): 12:35pm On Dec 31, 2017
bmlsbmls:

obviously from d quacks being employed and definitely not a certified and licensed scientist
pls, can medical biochemist work in a hospital or medical lab?
Romance / Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You!!! by dannytoe(m): 4:53pm On Dec 30, 2017
The problem is not having long sex, but marrying the wrong woman, look carefully before walking any woman down the aisle. Some of these ladies did much damage to their body. Imagine a lady that can singlehandedly handle four men one day with all kinds of sexual performance, a lady with a bottomless pit, someone who has perfected all kinds of styles and taking all sizes will later end up with one good Christian Brother, that to me is suicidal. Brothers open your eyes � � � and shine am well well. Don’t be deceived by looks, even many of the ladies you see in church are on leave from secret prostitution, they are in church to get a hardworking, handsome and Godly man nothing more. When you begin the corner dance with them then you will realise you just married Sharon stone.
Romance / Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You!!! by dannytoe(m): 4:42pm On Dec 30, 2017
FOR MEN ONLY:
I considered this piece worth sharing..

MEN BEWARE! LONG SEX MAY KILL YOU !!!

Few weeks ago, I was called to see a patient. Without delay I rushed down the stairs and headed to the hospital wards.
The man was sitting in the back seat of a car that brought him. I watched him closely but there was no respiratory efforts, I went for the pulse, not palpable, no cardiac activity, pupils were dilated, fixed and unreactive to light.
I watched foam rush through the mouth and nostrils. Obviously he is dead.
Still panting from the unplanned exercise I did, I felt bad I couldn't do anything for him.
Out of curiosity, I wanted to know how he got to that point. The wife, a young lady in her late 30s told me they were playing when suddenly he became distressed, struggling for air and she tried to calm him all to no avail then she raised alarm for help.
I quickly asked if her husband was hypertensive and she admitted. I requested for his drugs, luckily they came with his drugs. I went through the drugs, and was able to identify some and it included: digoxin, Viagra, lisinopril.
In my little mind I concluded the young man in his late 40s "DIED IN ACTIVE SERVICE TO THE WIFE" from heart attack.
My assumption may be right or wrong, but seeing those 2 drugs, I won't be blamed for my assumption. He may *Rest in peace to the dead.*
Have you imagined why men die more ? Have you ever noticed that there are more widows than widowers ? Just check in your little village, then extend it to your community and you will be surprised what you find.

I just want to pick one of the reasons I feel contribute to this. I will appeal that this is solely my opinion, it may be wrong or right.

*SATISFYING A WOMAN*

Every responsible man wants to satisfy his family and wife in terms of providing for their basic needs and also satisfying his wife in bed. But doing this at the expense of the man's life is what I condemn.

It is a common experience this days that women openly talk about how bad their spouses are in bed and most times the woman makes life difficult for the man by throwing abusive words at him.

It is also common to see a lot of products being openly advertised and marketed for enhancement of male sexual performance.
A lot of women are responsible for their husband's death because of their excessive demands for sexual satisfaction, and in the bid to satisfy the woman the man take drugs that endanger his health, and his life is cut short.
If I may ask Is sexual satisfaction the basis of relationships or marriage ? Some times some women even asks for bigger penis and my fellow men will be taking the risk to drink all sorts of drugs just to enlarge his penis to satisfy the woman.
Is this not just mocking God who created you ? At the end you may die trying to SATISFY A WOMAN.
Why not ask the woman to reduce her vagina to size you up to your manhood instead ?
It is important to note that a man's sexual performance depends on a lot of factors such as stress, diet, medical conditions such as diabetes, and drugs such as antihypertensives, as well as relationship problems.
How do you expect a man whom you nag, starve, embarrass in public, whom you refuse to support financially, who sleeps for less than 3 hours in a day, to satisfy you sexually ?
Sometimes the woman may go behind the man to seek for sexual satisfaction with another man. Most of the times the woman will threaten to go outside for the so called satisfaction and the man will be struggling to take higher dose of the drugs to satisfy her to prevent adultery from his marriage.
But you know what ? that woman you want to satisfy at the expense of your life started having sex before the age of 12 years. She has been experiencing several sexual activities until the age of 25yrs or more before she got married.
Before her marriage, she has experimented sex widely with many men of different expertise and energy capacities. Unfortunately, she married you, a single man with single capacity, but she is already addicted to different sex experiences. How can you measure up, just one man, to satisfy her ?
Don't die in active service. Please your children, friends and parents will need you alive. Don't die in the attempt to satisfy a woman sexually. Just do what you can do and leave the rest to God. If you die satisfying a woman immediately after your burial other men will continue where you left of.
Our dear wives and girlfriends, we are begging you to help us live a little longer. If you don't want to join the WIDOWS CLUB, please help us financially, appreciate what we are trying to do for you, encourage us to do more, stop the nagging, go the extra mile to feed us well, give us peace of mind, allow us sleep at night, let the house be the home foO us also so that we can feel happy coming home after our daily toil, understand our health challenges, understand the side effects of drugs we are taking, protect our weaknesses, don't disgrace us to our children and your friends, and above all pray for us.
Then we will live longer for you and your children. Our performances then will also improve when you make us feel appreciated.
Men please do not harm yourself in any way by trying to prove that you are a man. Research has proved that ejaculating 2 -13 minutes is OK. If you can go higher without drugs better; but do not take drugs that will damage your heart.
NOTE THAT IT IS NORMAL AND NATURAL WITH MANY MEN TO EJACULATE WITHIN 2 MINUTES OF INTERCOURSE.
In fact it is natural with several men to ejaculate fast during the first intercourse so don't take any drug for premature ejaculation, it's not a disease to be treated. The 2nd and 3rd rounds usually take longer before ejaculation. Attempt to take drugs to stay on a woman for longer time may kill you and leave the woman for another man. It may kill you prematurely so be very careful.
Many men have died trying to satisfy women.
THEY DIED IN ACTIVE SERVICE TO WOMEN.
Enough words is for the wise.
Edited by Comrade Kenny.

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Politics / Re: Adamawa Will Do ‘stomach Infrastructure’ In 2018- Gov. Bindow by dannytoe(m): 11:04am On Dec 29, 2017
Nice one, for taking a que from fayose.
Politics / Re: Why They Want Me Out As Chairman Of APC – Oyegun by dannytoe(m): 10:57am On Dec 29, 2017
Apologize to Tinubu, and all sha be well.

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Politics / Re: Looters: Release Electronic Records Of Those Arrested - Falana Tells AGF by dannytoe(m): 10:55am On Dec 29, 2017
Every thing is built on lies, no record no facts, all but lies.

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Politics / Re: Looters: Release Electronic Records Of Those Arrested - Falana Tells AGF by dannytoe(m): 10:55am On Dec 29, 2017
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Politics / Re: Why We Cannot Sell Petrol At N145 Per Litre In South East – Marketers by dannytoe(m): 10:52am On Dec 29, 2017
Buhari is leaving aso-rock in 2019, no going back.

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Food / Re: Ogun State Launches MITROS Rice (Photo, Video) by dannytoe(m): 8:35pm On Dec 21, 2017
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Science/Technology / Re: Lockheed Martin And Aerion To Develop Supersonic Business Jet by dannytoe(m): 3:43pm On Dec 21, 2017
Science/Technology / Lockheed Martin And Aerion To Develop Supersonic Business Jet by dannytoe(m): 3:41pm On Dec 21, 2017
Supersonic air travel has been impossible for the people ever since the Concorde was grounded. While there are efforts to bring back supersonic passenger jets, two companies are working to develop a supersonic business jet for those who can afford to fly private. The companies working on this ambitious project are Lockheed Martin and Aerion. They have formed a partnership to develop the first supersonic business jet in the world.
Aerion has been working on the idea for its AS2 supersonic business jet since the past few years. It previously collaborated with Airbus for the aerodynamics and structural design. The company then teamed up with GE for the development of a supersonic engine.
The company has now inked a Memorandum of Understanding with Lockheed Martin. Both companies will work together to complete the future phases of development on this supersonic business jet ranging from engineering to production.
“Following our initial review of Aerion’s aerodynamic technology, our conclusionis that the Aerion AS2 concept warrants the further investment of our time and resources,” said Orlando Carvalho, Executive Vice President for Lockheed Martin.
It’s going to be a while before the world’s first supersonic business jet is ready for its first flight. Aerion predicts that it will be able to achieve that milestone by 2023.
It’s unclear how much the jet will cost once it clears all the hurdles to become a reality. It goes without saying that unless you’re in the 1 percent, you probably won’t be catching a ride on it anytime soon.[color=#000000][/color]

Car Talk / Re: Man Redesigns An Abandoned Peugeot 504 In Enugu (Photos) by dannytoe(m): 5:39pm On Dec 20, 2017
Dino will be willing to buy that for millions

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Celebrities / Re: Uche Maduagwu Reacts To Tonto Dikeh Cosmetic Surgery by dannytoe(m): 5:36pm On Dec 20, 2017
be the first to cast the stone. all this celeb carrying Tonto matter for head like gala as if it their business.
Politics / Re: Army Inflict Heavy Damage On Boko Haram As Insurgents Flee,abandon Weapons(pics) by dannytoe(m): 11:25am On Dec 20, 2017
with this, no need for 1bn$ loan to fight bokoharam.

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Celebrities / Re: Dammy Krane: "I Swept A Whole Jail So I Could Get A Bible" by dannytoe(m): 10:21am On Dec 19, 2017
you deserve it
Crime / Re: Lady Wearing Miniskirt In Ikorodu Humiliated By Men And Women - Twitter User by dannytoe(m): 4:21pm On Dec 18, 2017
All those people humiliating her including the girl are all fools.

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Politics / Re: What Will Happen If President Buhari Attempts To Rig 2019 Elections- Reno Omokri by dannytoe(m): 10:24am On Dec 18, 2017
in orubebe's voice, we won't take this.
Travel / Re: Wreckage Of A Plane That Crashed In Canada And Everyone Survived (Photos) by dannytoe(m): 8:16am On Dec 18, 2017
From the crash site, it seems the plane did'nt burst into flames upon impact, which would have increased the casualties
Crime / Re: SARS Brutalizes Young Man In Benin, Edo State - Injures Him Badly by dannytoe(m): 6:52pm On Dec 16, 2017
maybe na Libya returnee, e never no country when e enter. abi e think say na Libya e still dey

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Education / Re: Landmark University Begins Rice Production (Photos) by dannytoe(m): 3:05pm On Dec 15, 2017
Tithe e-warrior won't like this

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Education / Re: 4 EKSU Lecturers Die Of Hunger In 2 Months Over Unpaid Salaries by dannytoe(m): 8:50pm On Dec 10, 2017
Nigeria is useless with useless leaders and useless followers. Meanwhile instead of the pomo cutting governor to paysalaries of the lecturers, the clown is busy with PDP convention.

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Culture / Re: "Benin People Owned Lagos, Aworis Paid Royalties To Them" — Erelu Abiola Dosunmu by dannytoe(m): 4:10pm On Dec 10, 2017
Tribal e-warriors, where Una they.............food don come oo!!
Politics / Re: 2 Indians Drag Lawal Daura To Buhari After He Jailed Their Husbands by dannytoe(m): 4:02pm On Dec 10, 2017
Those planning to vote buhari in 2019, do that at their own risk, buhari is a failure.

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Politics / Re: Market Woman Tries To Pour Garri On VP Osinbajo's Hand At Ikenne Market by dannytoe(m): 3:21pm On Dec 10, 2017
Ok
Politics / Re: We Have Not Paid Our Secretariat Staff For Over 3 Years- PDP National Secretary by dannytoe(m): 2:42pm On Dec 09, 2017
you mean no loot again to pay political salaries

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Politics / Re: Desperation To Travel Abroad Is Killing Us by dannytoe(m): 2:34pm On Dec 09, 2017
the truth be told, the desperation was created by the failure of leaders to improve the economy of our country as well as standard of living of all nigerians, if nigeria as at of 2day has all the basic amenities and infrastructures in place. trust me, no one will risk his/her life. just to cross the sea or go to another man's country as a slave, just that our politheifians keep on brainwashing and recycling promises upon promises with no clear vision or ideas on how to fullfil them.
Politics / Re: Aawwwww - Caption This Picture Of Ex President, Olusegun Obasanjo & Charly Boy by dannytoe(m): 2:27pm On Dec 09, 2017
very Scary picture, looks as if he wants to swallow obasanjo

Politics / Re: What This Fulani Man Posted On Facebook by dannytoe(m): 2:27pm On Dec 09, 2017
Buhari's kinmen(non-terrorist organization) has spoken, why ipob are tagged terrorist even before they speak and given a slice of python dance.

Properties / Re: Demolition Of Illegal Structures In Awka By Anambra Government Commences (Video) by dannytoe(m): 2:21pm On Dec 09, 2017
after collecting their votes to retain seat, you want to improvish them the more with demolition?
Ipobians NoW!

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Politics / Re: PDP Convention 2017: Atiku Arrives Eagle Square (Photos) by dannytoe(m): 12:06pm On Dec 09, 2017
Buhari's nightmare has arrived, kano Amajiris wont like this.

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