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Politics › Re: Southern Kaduna Women At APC Presidential Campaign Rally In Kaduna Today by Danzuba: 9:44pm On Oct 24
OBI OF 2027 NDC

IS NOT

EVEN OBI OF 2023 LABOUR
Politics › Re: Southern Kaduna Women At APC Presidential Campaign Rally In Kaduna Today by Danzuba: 9:25pm On Oct 24
MadamVanessa:
shocked

We know rigging is where you guys strength lies. But this time it won't be business, as usual. Temu Pablo Escobar and his slaves will be shock at the outcome of 2027 presidential election result. Have all the good time now on nairaland, insult Peter Obi all you can now, because I doubt you'll have the strength again to come here again after receiving the shocker of your life.
SHOCKER

FROM: ADC, NDC, PRP, APM, YPP OR LABOUR?

SINCE OPPOSITION HAVE FAILED TO UNITE AGAINST APC,

THEIR MISSION IS NOT TO RESCUE NIGERIAN MASSES BUT TO RULE NIGERIA

2027 IS A DONE DEAL AND WALK OVER FOR THE APC!
Politics › Re: Plateau Youths Allege Plot To Launch Counter-propaganda Against Security Operati by Danzuba: 8:51pm On Oct 24
PLATEAU YOUTHS,

DOING THE NEEDFUL,

REQUIRES THE NEEDFUL

PROTECTING THE COMMUNITIES

AND RESTORING THEM BACK TO TO THEIR ANCESTRAL LAND IS KEY!
Business › Re: Meet Asanato Mayor: Building 4 Digital Products And A Tech Company by Danzuba: 7:00pm On Oct 24
A WELCOME GENERATION!!!!
Politics › Re: APC Supporters Slept At Kaduna Venue, Streets Ahead Of Tinubu Campaign Flag-Off by Danzuba: 6:44pm On Oct 24
maasoap:
They came.
If you were mobilised, would you attend? The answer is no. They came because they're APC supporters
DON'T MIND THESE ONLINE ARCHITECTS.

YOU'RE ONLINE DEFENDING NDC, ADC BUT ON THE DAY OF ELECTION, ZERO

I WITNESSED THIS IN 2023, IN A POLLING UNIT WHERE VOTES WERE COUNTED LABOUR PARTY WON BUT NO PARTY REPRESENTATIVE TO EVEN SIGN THE POLLING UNIT RESULT SHEET
Politics › Re: APC Supporters Slept At Kaduna Venue, Streets Ahead Of Tinubu Campaign Flag-Off by Danzuba: 6:29pm On Oct 24
OPPOSITIONS ARE THE ONES THAT WILL HELP TINUBU WIN ELECTION COME JANUARY, 2027

REASON: EVERYBODY WANTS TO WIN

BUT THE OPPOSITIONS DO NOT HAVE THE CAMPAIGN WINGS TO FLY
Crime › Re: Fake Palm Oil Factory Busted Over Dangerous Chemical Mixture (Photos/Video) by Danzuba: 11:34am On Oct 23
THESE KINDS OF PEOPLE DESERVE TO BE IN THE PRISON AND REMAIN THERE FOR LIVE
Politics › Re: Bauchi Mosque Sacks Imam Dahiru Abubakar For Campaigning For Tinubu by Danzuba: 2:24pm On Oct 22
Slippy:
Hope nobody misinterprets this

Mosques and imams should not be involved in partsian politics

Bauchi mosque did good

Bauch is still 100% for Tinubu 2027 grin cheesy
BUT WAIT DIREBA!


IMAM DON COLLECT APC SALT LIKE JINGIR

LET HIM SPREAD THE GOOD NEWS NA
Crime › Re: Abuja Police Arrest Eight Suspected One-chance Robbers (VIDEO) by Danzuba: 2:01pm On Oct 22
THOSE WHO LIVE BY THE SWORD, SHOULD DIE BY THE SWORD ⚔️🗡️⚔️🗡️⚔️🗡️⚔️🗡️⚔️🗡️⚔️🗡️⚔️🗡️
Culture › Re: Oba Oloyede Akingbare II: Crowned King At 16, A Graduate At 23 by Danzuba: 11:31am On Oct 22
Leemzyy:
By the way, I'm still Single Mr kabiyesi
LEEM,

KABIYESI GAD 12 QUEENS 👑 O

BUT IF YOU CAN HANG ON THE QUE FOR ANY AVAILABLE VACANT SPACE TO FIT IN🤣🤣
Crime › Re: Kidnapped 7-Year-Old Abdullahi Rabi’u Found Dead In Plateau State by Danzuba: 8:20pm On Oct 21
Leemzyy:
Ya Salam😞😞
This is pretty Sad, Tinubu must Go 😔
NO SIR,

WHAT DID THE INNOCENT BOY DO TO DESERVE THIS UNTIMELY DEATH?

EVIL PEOPLE HOLDING NIGERIA ON DISGUISE KIDNAPPINGS MUST GO

NOT TINUBU
Crime › Re: Kidnapped 7-Year-Old Abdullahi Rabi’u Found Dead In Plateau State by Danzuba: 8:17pm On Oct 21
Leemzyy:
Ya Salam😞😞
This is pretty Sad, Tinubu must Go 😔
NO SIR,

EVIL PEOPLE HOLDING NIGERIA ON DISGUISE KIDNAPPINGS MUST GO

NOT TINUBU
Politics › Re: Wike Visits Fubara Behind Closed-Doors 2 Times In 2 Weeks by Danzuba: 5:16pm On Oct 21
HMMMNN

FUBARA,

NA LIKE THAT WATER GO JUST TAKE DRY LEFT CROCODILE 🐊 FOR SAND?

THIS WIKE DE DO GRAGRA FOR ABUJA

COME REMOVE YOU, REPLACE YOU, STOPPED YOU

NOW HE WANT FINALLY COME TAKE RIVERS FROM YOUR HAND?

HABA DIE NA ONE O!
Politics › Re: Throwback~Yorubas Killed My Father,share His Meat~mko Abiola's Son~Dailypost by Danzuba: 7:25pm On Oct 20
Emperormartin:
I thought his dad died in prison during abacha's regime...

How did Yoruba killed him and shared his meat?
HELP ME O!


SON,

SAY WHAT YOU SEE

NOT

WHAT YOU HEAR

TO AVOID UNREPAIRABLE DAMAGED!
Family › Re: Is Marriage Where Women’s Dreams Go To Die? - Kiki Osinbajo Asks (Video) by Danzuba: 7:00pm On Oct 20
WHEN FEMINISTS BEGIN THEIR SELFISH RADICALISM,

THIS IS WHAT YOU HEAR AS IF.......

AND I ASK YOU KIKI:

WHO MISS WHAT IF MAN OR WOMAN DIDN'T MARRY?
Health › Re: FG Confirms Ebola Case In FCT, Identifies 44 Contacts by Danzuba: 6:51pm On Oct 20
"EBO" WETIN?

NO BE NIJA AGAIN,

WE REJECT IT!


"44 CASES"

TRACE IT TO THE LAB AND END THERE!
Politics › Re: FG Will Introduce Fuel Tax When Economy Stabilises, Income Improves - Oyedele by Danzuba: 6:53am On Oct 20
STUPID ECONOMIC POLICIES WITHOUT ANY POSITIVE IMPACT ON THE MASSES.

WHAT'S REMAINING NOW IS TO TAX OUR SHEET AND URINE
Crime › Re: DSS, Military And Police Arrest Imo NYSC Kidnappers by Danzuba: 8:26pm On Oct 18
BELIEVE THIS NEWS?

IF IT'S TRUE

WHY NOT SHOW US THE BASTARDS, BUT NYSC LOGO?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Shares Dramatic Video Of Handcuffed Suspects Taken To El Salvador Prison by Danzuba: 7:51pm On Oct 14
JAPA GOOD O

BUT WHEN YOU REACHED THERE, MAINTAIN O

BECAUSE, OYIBO NO BE ZOO!
Science/Technology › Re: Man Discovers Huge Python And Its Eggs Hidden Inside His House (Photos/Video) by Danzuba: 9:13pm On Oct 12
Mattswaggz:
well python are non venomous and not so agreesive.......he can either relocate it to a suitable habitat or follow the ways of some nairalanders here by using it for stomach infastructure.
IT'S NOW YOU'RE TALKING SENSE YES:

HABITAT PEPPER POT SOUP!
Politics › Re: Tinubu Accuses Close Associates Of Damaging His Government's Image - ThisDay by Danzuba: 9:04pm On Oct 12
OGA TINUBU AMODA,

YOUR IMAGE IS DAMAGED ALREADY THE VERY DAY YOU CARRY MIC ANNOUNCE KILLING OF FUEL SUBSIDY; ADDING MORE SALT TO LATE BUHARI MISRULE

YOU DON'T NEED BLAMING ANYBODY

APC IS A FAILURE FOR SWEEPING NIGERIA ECONOMY FROM LESS THAN #100 FUEL TO #1,450 NAIRA
Romance › Re: Man Threatens To Sue Lady Over N2,100 T-fare After She Refused To Visit by Danzuba: 4:02pm On Oct 12
POVERTY IS A SPALE

MONEY FOR AKARA?

A BEG YOUNG LADY DON'T VISIT THIS GUY.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Zelensky Asks For 60-Day Ceasefire To Hold Elections (Photos, Video) by Danzuba: 3:59pm On Oct 12
SO OYIBO WAR IS ARTIFICIAL? NAWA O
Crime › Re: US Releases Fresh Names, Photos Of 24 Nigerians To Be Deported by Danzuba: 5:09pm On Oct 11
LEOPARD 🐆🐅 NO DE CHANGE ITS COLOR?

IF YOU LIKE SOAK IT, BLEACH IT.

WHEN THEY'RE IN NIJA, THEY COMPLAINED

"NIGERIA IS A ZOO"
"LET ME JAPA FOR BETTER OPPORTUNITIES ABROAD"

ON REACHING THERE,
THEY BECOME:

THIEVES, FRAUDSTERS, WIRE-WIRE, DRUG BARONS, BOMB AGENTS, RAPISTS.
MONEY LAUNDERS, FORGERS, YAHOO ETC

THEY'RE EVEN PACKAGING KIDNAPPING FOR EXPORT AS A GOOD PRODUCT

LIST ALL MANNER OF GLOBAL CRIMINAL OFFENCES, THEY'RE INVOLVED.

LEOPARD: WHEN WILL YOU CHANGE?
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Celebrate Her 25th Birthday On A Wheelchair (Photos) by Danzuba: 6:43am On Oct 11
DRAMA LADY

WHICH KIND WIFE MOTHER BE DIS? YOU NO DE LIVE WITH YOUR CHILDREN?

YOU BE SNAKE?

UNLESS YOU'VE HIDDEN DIRTY STAGE PLAYS SURROUNDING YOU THAT'S WHY YOUR CHILDREN ARE NOT WITH YOU.

BUT A TRUE BIOLOGICAL MOTHER

NO MATTER WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES, SHE GUMS TO HER CHILDREN NOT EVEN TO HER HUSBAND.

THINGS LIKE: DRUGS, SPIRITUAL POSSESSION OR YOU'RE INTO ANOTHER WORLD!

CHECK YOURSELF MADAM,
SOMETHING IS WRONG SOMEWHERE, SOMETHING IS NOT ADDING UP!
Politics › Re: 'I Hate Obi, I Will Spit On Him, Bite His Nose & Chew It if I See him' - Tenebe by Danzuba: 3:32am On Oct 11
WHEN FOOLS ARE LEADERS, THEY SOON CARRIED AWAY BY THEIR FOOLISHNESS FORGETTING THEY HAVE CHILDREN

THIS MAN IS A BARBARIC SNAKE POISON VENOM NOT A POLITICIAN!

THESE KINDS OF PEOPLE ARE NOT WORTHY TO LEAD.

THAT'S HIS END WHEN TINUBU'S TENURE IS OVER!
Business › Re: Petrol Not ₦1,900: Vanguard News Apologize For Error by Danzuba: 8:17pm On Oct 10
GEN-ZEE REPORTERS NA DEM GO KPAI NIJA FINISH.

DEM NO DE REPORT WETIN DEM TAKE SEE WITH DEIR KORO-KORO EYE O

DEM NO DE EVEN GO NEAR WETIN HAPPENED O, ALL DEIR NEWS NA AI,
Politics › Re: They Intended To Burn The Broom, They Got Burnt Instead (Video) by Danzuba: 6:14pm On Oct 09
YEYE PEOPLE, SABOTEURS, LIARS.

2015: THEY JOINED HANDS WITH TINUBU CARRY BROOM SAID THEY WANT SWEEP NIGERIA.

2026: YOU COME DE DECEIVE US YOU DE BURN BROOM because TINUBU NO SHARE NATIONAL CAKE WITH YOU?

SHEHU YAN ISKA DA RENIN WAYO

SAI TINUBU TILL 2031!
Sports › Re: Rwanda To Host Formula 1 Grand Prix As It Returns To Africa After 37 Years (Vid) by Danzuba: 6:05pm On Oct 09
EyeCumInPeace:
Nigeria next on the line to host.

Race Route:
Sokoto to Zamfara to Maiduguri.

Banditry/Kidnapping is now a thing of the past, all thanks to Tinubu. 😁
HEY HEY HEY!

GO THERE RING BELL MAY WE IF BANDITS NO CATCH YOU DO PEPPER SOUP.....,
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenyan Senator Karen Nyamu Sucking Her Thumb While Scrolling Phone In Plenary by Danzuba: 8:14pm On Oct 08
GEN ZEE WAHALA
Politics › Re: Federal Government Announces A 30-day Discount On Petrol Through NNPC Stations by Danzuba: 8:07pm On Oct 08
APC IS LOST

DISCOUNT WHAT? 30 DAYS?

THE REMAINING DAYS BACK TO SUFFERING?

AND THIS GOV'T THINK THEY KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING?
Agriculture › Re: I Grew And Harvested Turmeric From A Paint Bucket by Danzuba: 8:00pm On Oct 08
SQLmastar:
Thank you.
Does this combination also give manpower? You know...I mean... the momentum to fire on all cylinders for a minimum of 10minutes.


I'm a tech guy who stares at SQL scripts all day. So by the time I get home to my woman, mehn...no power in the engine room.
REDUCE INTAKE OF TOO MUCH MAGGIE

AS FOR THE FARMING, DON'T FEEL YOUR COMPOUNDS WITH INTERLOCKS. RESERVE SPACES FOR GREEN GARDENING EVEN IN SACKS/PLASTICS, YOU CAN MAKE SOME ECONOMIC IMPACTS.

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