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Food › Re: Port Harcourt Hosts Garri Fest As Giant Drum Of Soaked Garri Takes Centre Stage by Danzuba: 10:34am On Oct 06
Jeezuzpick:
Hmmmmm......

Kidney issues loading......
I TIRED O

SOAK GARRI WITH CAIGN-CAIGN, GULDER, SHAMPAIGHMN, CARRY HARP JOIN WITH WHISKEY, FANTA, FEARLESS!

UNA STOMACH GO DE DO GBUM-GBUM! !! !!!
Romance › Re: 37-year-old South African Virgin Celebrates As She Weds by Danzuba: 9:28pm On Oct 05
SO THE BOBO DIDN'T TEST BEFORE ALTER? YOU TRIED BO!
Crime › Re: Senior ISWAP Commander Abdussamad Ohida "Anwar" Killed In Ondo Forest by Danzuba: 9:25pm On Oct 05
THE NAME "OHIDA" IS FROM ONE STATE NEIGHBOR TO ONDO.

SO TERRORISM IS A NIGERIA THING.
Family › Re: Banker Left Homeless After Wife Relocated To Canada And Blocked Him (Video) by Danzuba: 8:50am On Oct 05
Caaz:
Let's hear her own side of the story....no curry pity to give.
The 3 sides to every story.
The truth
The lies
The people involved.


Baba said he's opened to RECONCILIATION.

You want to reconcile with someone that has moved on and checked out years ago.



Uwa diegwu
THIS MAN BETTER REPACKAGE YOUR LIFE AGAIN, START ALL OVER AND MOVE ON.

IF NA BANK AUDIT OR PLANE GO LEAVE YOU, WHICH ONE COME BE SAY "YOU'RE OPEN FOR RECONCILLIATION"
Celebrities › Re: My Manhood Stopped Working After My Brain Surgery — Julius Agwu by Danzuba: 8:41am On Oct 05
OGA JULIUS SORRY O,

MAY BE OYIBO REMOVE WIRE CONNECTING YOUR ENGINE TO THE BRAIN: TO REDUCE AFRICA POPULATION
Politics › Re: Galadima: My Daughter Zainab Has 2 First Degrees, 5 Masters, PhD But No Job by Danzuba: 10:29pm On Oct 04
Kobojunkie:
Someone with five master's degrees should not be looking for a job but rather building a business and looking to employ others to work for him/her, unless:

1. All those degrees are literally worthless
2. Despite all of those degrees, he/she has yet to realize the worth of the knowledge he/she has acquired
3. He/she is still highly anxious and uncertain(lacks confidence) even after all those degrees
4. There are no 5 master's degrees
FIVE DEGREES, PHDEES?

IF SHE'S LOOKING FOR JOB MEANING SHE HAS STUDY NOTHING AT ALL.

HABBA, BABA GALADIMA.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Nigerian Government Deserves Credit For The Arrest Of Mahmoud Adam - Riley Moore by Danzuba: 6:36am On Oct 04
GOOD NEWS FOR ALL NIGERIANS OR FOR CHRISTIANS ALONE?

ARE THE CHRISTIANS THE ONLY PEOPLE BEING AFFECTED?

OR, ARRESTING MAHMUD, MEANS ARRESTING THE WHOLE TERRORIST?

THE WRITER IS SELFISH!
Politics › Re: “Tinubu’s Policies Killed My Mother” - Rotimi Amaechi (video) by Danzuba: 12:08pm On Oct 03
HacheNoire:
😂🤣😂

If we put our political differences aside, we all will agree that the weakest opposition in the history of democracy were the sets against the Demigod- His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR)

Never at any point of history, mankind and democracy has Earth experienced the level of foolishness, dumbness and emptiness of these class of politicians against the Great one - His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR)

The opposition party’s need to have a rethink and opt out of the 2027 elections. When you think you have seen their lows, they keep going lower.
AMAECHI, YOU NO FIT USE MONEY YOU DO OPPOSITION GET DURING GOODLUCK FEED YOUR MOTHER TILL TINUBU COME KILL AM?

A BEG TINUBU, WIN ELECTION 2027 MEK DIS DUMB OPPOSITION KUKU MA DIE.

HE DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO CAMPAIGN!
Education › Re: SS2 Female Boarding Student Leaves School To Meet 200level University Boyfriend by Danzuba: 7:24pm On Oct 01
THE "BABE" AND THE "BABY" HAVE TOUCHED HONEY.

I PRAY GOD SHOULD DELIVER THAT GIRL O, IF NOT SHE IS IN FOR INSTABILITY.


HER EDUCATION AND FUTURE NEEDS THE GRACE OF GOD.
Politics › Re: El-rufai Thought His Detention Would Set The North On Fire — BKO by Danzuba: 12:44pm On Oct 01
GUNITGuy:
the north u so called it which i know is not the usual North as you know due to military rule would learn a Politics from the south west go mark my word.....
North is not formidable politically as we thought it was all military leadership that created that northern false power they never had.......
South west are Politically smart and are ready for all eventualities including the unavoidable breakup of Nigeria which is steering us in the face ........................
Northern Power Block is a scam without Military Touch ...Buhari was influencial due to his Military background and a shadow of the old order that brought them prominence and wealth
YES, YOU QUIET UNDERSTAND THE SHENANIGANS OF THE SCAM NORTHERN BLOCK.

IT WORKED YESTERDAY BUT THE FEW POLITICAL AND RELIGIOUS LEADERS TODAY ARE LONG THROATS. THEY CANNOT MOVE TOGETHER FOR THE NORTH FOR SELFISH REASONS.

OBASANJO AND TINUBU KNOW THIS THEORY VERY WELL, THAT'S WHY TINUBU HAS SUCCESSFULLY SCATTERED THEM

NOW THEY'RE TRYING TO REGROUP NO WAY.

2027: A STAUNCH NORTHERNER WHO IS HE GOING TO VOTE FOR?

1. TINUBU THAT HAVE DISMANTLE THE NORTHERN MAFIA?

OR

2. A REPACKAGED ATIKU WHO HAS BEEN REJECTED BY THE SAME NORTH?

OR

3. OBI/KWANKWASO UNCERTAIN POLITICAL MARRIAGE?
Politics › Re: El-rufai Thought His Detention Would Set The North On Fire — BKO by Danzuba:
Dogalmighty17:
People give El-Rufai a larger standing than he actually possesses. The north is not a unified bloc and even if it was, most northerners have not forgotten nor forgiven El-Rufai's role in making Tinubu president.
PLEASE POINT OF CORRECTION SIR:

THE NORTH DOESN'T HOLD ANY GLITCH AGAINST, ON "ELRUFA'I MAKING TINUBU THE PRESIDENT."

SECONDLY, IF IT WERE HIS CASE WITH THE KADUNA STATE GOVERNANCE, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN EASILY RESOLVED WITHIN THE STATE AS HE IS NOT THE FIRST NORTHERN GOVERNOR WITH A BAG OF ACCUSED CORRUPTION.

BUT HIS MAJOR CHALLENGE STEMS FROM THE "WIRE TAPPING" BRAGG.

THE NATIONAL GOVERNMENT OF THE DAY DISGUISED ON THIS CLAUSE TO HOLD THE GUY FOR AN EASY RIDE ON THEIR EIGHT YEARS TENURE.

AS PER DEMONSTRATION IN THE NORTH, O BOY, WHO WILL WASTE HIS PRECIOUS TIME? WHO CARES? WHO FEELS MISSING HIM FOR HIS INCARCERATION?

DON'T FORGET HE HAS SOME POCKETS OF NEGATIVITIES, HURTING SOME KEY ELITES IN THE NORTH BOTH IN THE SECULAR AND RELIGIOUS CIRCLES DURING HIS TENURE AS MINISTER AND GOVERNOR?

THE BOTTOM LINE IS THIS:

WHEN POLITICIANS HAVE VENDETTA SPIRIT, POLITICAL ENEMIES BECOME VICTIMS OF SETTLING GRIEVANCES AND REVENGE!
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Jailed For Raping A Patient In The US (Photo) by Danzuba: 11:08am On Oct 01
spinna:
This is why it's not good to pick up criminal habits in Nigeria. Maybe he was into all that sexual harassment here and was getting away with it. Well it's dangerous being a child molester convict in US prison. Disgraceful but a lesson to us all in Nigeria both men and women. He, like many other Nigerian men may have been sexually abused by a female in his youth.
THE WHOLE SCENARIO IS MORE LIKE A "COURSE"

OR ARE THESE NIGERIANS BEING SELDOMLY "ACCUSED OF RAPE" OVER THERE USUALLY ON THE INFLUENCE OF DRUGS?

IT'S EITHER YOU HEAR STORIES OF RAPE OF "UNDERAGE" OR "GRANDMA"

WHAT A DAMN NEGATIVE BEHAVIOR!
Politics › Re: 66th Independence Day Address by President Bola Tinubu (Text in Full) by Danzuba: 10:48am On Oct 01
Fashionista01:
It is always we will, we will all the time.

Zero implementation.

Empty promises since time in memorial.
APC CAME ON LIES "CHANGE", FEEDING US ON LIES "RENEWED HOPE"

AND NOW: "WE WILL, WE WILL, WE WILL........" TILL 2031;

WHILE THE ECONOMIC INDICES CONTINUE TO DWENDLE ON THE NEGATIVE WITH INCREASE HARDSHIP TOLLING ON THE MASSES.

APC KEEP BLAMING IT ON THE PAST REGIMES!
Politics › Re: 2027: If President Tinubu Loses FCT, Rivers, I Will Resign As Minister - Wike by Danzuba: 11:59pm On Sep 30
Validated:
We already know the plan. He plans to resign and check out. The same thing some governors did without handing over, only to push that to their deputies that were left comatose for years.

Please Wike, know that any where on earth you run, we are coming for you. If possible we will use Umaru Dikko type of cargo to bring you back to answer for your sins.
IF HE LIKE MAKE HE ENTER UNDER WATER, IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME.

WHETHER TINUBU WIN OR LOST, YOUR DAYS OF RECONNING IS COMING

IF ELRUFA'I IS RECEIVING HIS OWN DOUGH TODAY, YOURS WILL SURELY COME WIKE
Politics › Re: President Bola Tinubu Arrives In Lagos After Vacation in Europe by Danzuba: 4:47am On Sep 30
THE GUY DON GO GATHER HIS IRON AND BRONZE BROOM.

WHAT REMAINS IS TO WAIT FOR JANUARY, 2027 AND START SWEEPING NIGERIA CLEAN THE MORE!
Politics › Re: Governors Want Tinubu Out So They Can Regain Their Freedom - Dele Momodu by Danzuba: 4:32am On Sep 30
LagosOrigin:
Tinubu will lose disgracefully in 2027, the governors have scammed him .
NO WONDER THEY'RE FIGHTING WIKE HARD TO HIS NOSE
Crime › Re: Ogun Teenager, Imole Ilesanmi Missing After Eight Days by Danzuba: 4:26am On Sep 30
MY GIRL CHILD CANNOT JUST TELL ME "I WANT TO GO AND SEE ALFA" AND I CAN'T ENQUIRE FURTHER.

UNLESS IT HAS BEEN A NORMAL TRADITION IN YORUBA LAND.

BUT, WITH THE PAST EPISODE IN ILORIN KWARA STATE, I CAN'T JUST TAKE IT
Sports › Re: Guinuea Bissau Vs Nigeria: 2027 AFCON Qualifier (3 - 0) On 29th September 2026 by Danzuba: 9:00pm On Sep 29
I PITIED THOSE WHO WATCH NIGERIA FOOT BALL

IF HYPERTENSION CATCH YOU, ADIEU
Politics › Re: Has Anyone Noticed That Tinubu Has Not Been On The Campaign Trail? by Danzuba: 6:55pm On Sep 29
FRANCE NEVER FINISH PREPARING BROOM WHICH TINUBU WILL SWEEP NIGERIA FROM 2027 - 2031

HE USED NIGERIA PALM TREES BROOM BUT ISN'T STRONG ENOUGH TO CLEAN THE COUNTRY WELL WELL
Politics › Re: Mike Arnold: Tinubu Still In France Despite Report Of His Return. by Danzuba: 6:44pm On Sep 29
ARNOLD OR ANNOY⁉️

SAY WHAT YOU KNOW

NOT WHAT YOU GUESS

IF TINUBU WATCH DOGS CATCH YOU.......
Politics › Re: I Persuaded Obi, Kwankwaso To Join ADC – Babachir Lawal by Danzuba: 6:32pm On Sep 29
shortgun:
Peter Obi has no corruption dollars to share to delegates of any party. Corruption begins the moment an aspirant induces delegates with money to emerge as party candidate. Peter Obi doesn't play money politics because he wants to deliver real progress to all Nigerians
I WISH PETER OBI BECOMES PRESIDENT LET ME SEE HOW HE WILL TURN NIGERIA TO "GREEN OR CHOCOLATE ECONOMY"

BECAUSE BUHARI AND TINUBU APPOINTED MINISTER OF "BLUE ECONOMY" BUT WHAT WE SEE IS "BLUE AND BLACK CORRUPTION!"
Politics › Re: Reps Extend 2025 Budget To December 31 by Danzuba:
ALTERING EXTENSION OF 2025 BUDGET FOR THE 4TH TIME
TILL DECEMBER 31, 2026

AND I ASK:

WHEN WILL THE 2026 BUDGET BE FULLY IMPLEMENTED?

OR

ARE THE 2 YEARS BUDGETS TO BE RUN CONCURRENTLY?

I WONDER WHAT EXACTLY IS THE MEANING OF THIS DEMOCRACY BY APC?
Business › Re: Opay Speaks On Stopping Phone Numbers As Account Numbers by Danzuba: 11:26am On Sep 29
SO "ANONYMOUS" IS THE ONE THAT WILL DISPELL THE FAKE NEWS ON BEHALF OF THE FIN TECH - OPAY?

NIGERIANS BEWARE!

I REPEAT,

BEWARE! !! !!!
Politics › Re: “I Started Casting Out Demons At 17” – Edo Gov. Okpebholo by Danzuba: 11:17am On Sep 29
OKPEBHLOLO IS TRYING O!

HE HAS HELPED CASTED OUT DEMONS FROM OSHOMOLE SINCE THEN OSHO IS NOT MAKING MAD NOISE AGAIN.
Politics › Re: “I Particularly Thank Peter Obi, He Always Checked On My Dad” – Bello El-rufai by Danzuba: 11:04am On Sep 29
Tenses:
PO is the only politician with genuine empathy for the oppressed.

PO is the president that Nigerians crave for.

Forget all the shenanigans from tinubu’s supporters. Deep down they all pray 🙏for the presidency of PO.

Who no like better thing?

Hell rufia whom I maintain is suffering from his past sins will do the right thing by advocating for a southern president.

Atiku is gaining from the incarceration of Hell rufia, that's why he don't really care if Hell rufia rot in jail.

Despite not being in the same party with PO, PO still care about Hell rufia.

For PO, it's humanity first before anything.

Nigerians will get it right this time around in 2027.

And if inec wants to play a fast one, Nigerians will resist them with blood and sweat.

I shall lead from the frontline.
OK NAAAA,

2027:

TRY AND LEAD FROM THE "FRONTLINE PHYSICAL" NOT FROM THE "ONLINE MEDIA"

FOR US TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE SERIOUS!
Politics › Re: Status Of Nigeria’s Political Parties In The 774 LGAs by Danzuba: 9:48am On Sep 29
Amotolongbo:
These local government chairmen are the political rain gauges which will be used to maintain the electoral wetness by APC at the grassroots, retaining the political temperature.

Instead of Obi and his online soldiers to take the battle to the grassroots, they kept on fighting on the social media. Many of the poling units in Nigeria do no have party representatives to keep an eye on the elections and send reports to the situation room, yet they kept on cyber bullying.

The only thing it takes based on my observations on Nigerian politics and system is releasing some funds and foods few days to the election and Nigerians will forget the years of suffering, most especially the northern part of Nigeria. President Bola Tinubu is very good at that.
YES, REPRESENTATION AT THE GRASSROOTS IS KEY. NOT JUST THE QUALITY OF CANDIDATE.

ADC AND NDC OTHERS HAVE THIS CHALLENGE
Politics › Re: APC Formed NDC To Lure Freebies Loving Obi From ADC- Kenneth Okonkwo by Danzuba: 8:59pm On Sep 28
EVEN YOU KENNETH OKONKWO,

YOU'RE PART OF THE DISTRACTION THAT WAS FORMED BY THE APC TO CORNERED ATIKU AND COLLECT HIS MONEY
Foreign Affairs › Re: "In Two Weeks Iran's Economy Would Have Nothing Left"- US Treasury Secretary by Danzuba: 8:43pm On Sep 28
Queseda:
So, they still have something left despite all the US bombings, shame on the US then
DON'T MIND THE USA,

THEY HAVE RUN DRY THE IDEAS TO HANDLE IRAN.

USA ARE MAKING NOISE AFTER CREATING ARTIFICIAL ECONOMIC HURDLES FOR THE IRANIANS SIDE NOW CLAIMING "PROBABLY IN TWO WEEKS IRAN WILL HAVE NOTHING" THEY'RE NOT EVEN CERTAIN
Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Rape A 17-year-old Virgin Girl In Benin, Edo State by Danzuba: 8:27pm On Sep 28
GOD,

ONE DAY

EVIL DOERS WILL NEVER GO UNPUNISHED.
Foreign Affairs › Re: At Least 27 Dead After Two Mass Shootings In South Africa by Danzuba: 8:24pm On Sep 28
Stolen:
HAVE U SEEN PEOPLE THAT WILL SEE AN AFRICAN AND CALL HIM A FOREIGNER AND SEE A EUROPEAN AND CALL HIM THEIR AFRICAN BROTHER DESPITE APARTHIED?



SUCH PEOPLE ARE WORTHY OF CONDEMNATION
SOUTH AFRICANS AREN'T NORMAL ON SENSE INCLUDING THEIR LEADERS.

I DOUBT IF THEIR CURRENT GENT ZEE LEADERS KNOW MORE ABOUT THE APARTHEID DAYS;

SO, WHO COULD BE OPENING FIRE ON THEM IF NOT THEM?
Politics › Re: Increase Minimum Wage Now — Atiku Tells Tinubu by Danzuba: 1:10pm On Sep 28
WETIN YOU WANT MEK ATIKU USE CAMPAIGN IF NOT DIS KIND NOISE
Politics › Re: APC Wins All 17 LG Chair Seats In Yobe Elections by Danzuba: 12:48pm On Sep 28
APC GET STRUCTURE FOR GROUND AND "EGO" DEY

BUT ADC, NDC Hmmmnn....,.

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