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Politics › Re: APC Wins All The Seventeen Local Government Councils Elections In Enugu State by Danzuba: 12:33pm On Sep 28
Didi2d:
Apc wins in the east? Omo, I surprised ooo
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU GET WHERE THERE'S LONGER THROAT POLITICS.

ADC, NDC NA JOKE!
Politics › Re: All North-East NDC Governorship Candidates reject Babachir Lawal's leadership by Danzuba: 1:05am On Sep 28
Wickedfacts:
Babachir is a mole sent by Atiku to nail Obi.
Obi is a mole sent by the winner of the next election to cut Atiku's votes in the East.
BOTH ADC AND NDC ARE JOKERS OF THE SEASON.

HOW CAN YOU APPOINT A PERSON WITHOUT ANY CONSULTATION?
Politics › Re: FG Announces Approval For Modernisation & Upgrade Of Onne, Rivers, Delta Ports by Danzuba: 8:31pm On Sep 27
DIS NA "ENGLISH" INTO 2027;

AFTER DE ELECTION TILL 2031, GO CHECK IF EVEN TRACTOR VISITED DE RIVER TALK LESS OF MODERNIZED.

EVERY TIME:

FEDERAL GOV'T HAS CONCLUDED PLANS...

FEDERAL GOV'T HAS APPROVED...

FEDERAL GOV'T IS DETERMINE...

FEDERAL GOV'T HAS SIGNED PACK WITH... etc

POLITICIANS, FEAR DEM PASS SNAKE.
Events › Re: Nigerian Bride Lifts Groom In Joyful Wedding Ceremony by Danzuba: 8:14pm On Sep 27
lookinggood:
The second leg of the match would be played on top of Bed . That is where the Big Lady would moan like cat.with correct doggy you would hear her say, Babyyy! Babyyy! Babayyy you are the best, you are the best grin
YOU SABI DE KIND BIG SIZE GBOOLA WEY SHE DON COLLECT BEFORE SHE COME CORNERED DIS SIMP GENT?

ANYWAY, I WISH THEM HAPPY MARRIED LIFE!
Politics › Re: Tinubu Moves Return Trip After Last-Minute Change In Plans by Danzuba: 5:44pm On Sep 27
Memphis357:
You mean Bola Tinubu will not be visiting Nigeria this weekend anymore??

Why?

Abi he has not finished his injection or dem never panelbeat im body to perfection abi dem never recharge im battery make e reach 100% ni?
THE BATTERY STILL DE WEAK AND BABA GET PATCHES

THEY ARE TRYING TO FOCARNIZE HIS BRAIN SO HE CAN CARRY BROOM SWEEP THE REMAINING DIRTY COMMOT FOR NIGERIA
Politics › Re: Pictures From NDC One Million Man March Benue State. by Danzuba: 5:29pm On Sep 27
immaculatesense:
Are you sure this is a ONE MILLION MAN MATCH abi ONE HUNDRED MAN MATCH.

No Be Juju Be Dat?
THINK SAY NA ME NO DE SEE WELL O
Politics › Re: Why Is Soludo So Bittered About Obi And Not About Nigeria Economy? by Danzuba: 8:10pm On Sep 26
SOLUDO IS AN APC BARKING DOG. YOU KNOW APGA PLEDGED TO SUPPORT TINUBU
Politics › Re: Don't Change The Subject, Stop Lying To Avoid Embarrassment: Anambra Govt To Obi by Danzuba: 8:06pm On Sep 26
SOLUDO NO SOLUTION!

ANAMBRA VOTED A PROFESSICK NOISE MAKER.

HE DOESN'T RESPECT HIMSELF NOR FOCUS ON STATE GOVERNANCE RATHER THAN INDULGING ON PARTISAN POLITICS WITHOUT DIRECTION.
Politics › Re: “free Palestine!”— Sowore Hits New York Streets, Protests Israel’s Gaza Campaign by Danzuba: 7:16pm On Sep 26
SOWORE,

YOU SURE SAY NO BE WEED DE CONTROL YOU?

YOU LEFT STOMACH PAIN FOR NIGERIA GO DE DO WETIN?
Politics › Re: Bashir Sa’idu Leaves ADC, Vows To Deliver Zaria, Others To APC by Danzuba: 7:04pm On Sep 26
[quote author=Boye1int post=140753141]They've to implement some laws into the political field about decamping and other necessary areas just like there are strict laws in football because the political system in Nigeria is just useless. Though it's an organization for thieves that's why it's so jeopardize and non of them can say anything...[

LAWS AGAINST DECAMPING? NOT IN THIS CURRENT DEMOCRATIC DISPENSATION.

LONGER THROAT WILL NOT ALLOW POLITICIANS TO DO THE NEEDFUL.

SO LONG THEIR PERSONAL GREED WILL BE SERVED, ANY POLITICAL PARTY CARRY GO!
Celebrities › Re: ‘I Regret Sleeping With You’: Married Man, ‘feminist’s Messy Affair Goes Viral by Danzuba: 1:46pm On Sep 26
"My estrogen is going crazy that I’m pulsating. It is ovulation day. Are we ‘doing’ if we meet tomorrow? I’m so Hot, I can’t sleep"

OGA GYM EMMA, DON'T REGRET ANYTHING, NA YOU GO TOUCHED FIRE.

THIS ONE NO BE FIRST AND CANNOT BE THE LAST, UNLESS YOU REPENT. BUT YOUR MADAM GO DE LOOK YOU WITH WEE EYES ASKING HERSELF "IS THIS ONE TRUSTWORTHY?"

SINCE YOUR JOB NA TO MASSAGE BUTTOCKS, FACE UP, PRESS LEG, WIND EAST, WIND WAIST.

SOME OF THEM NO DE GET BETTER TOUCH FOR HOUSE, WHEN THEY COME GYM INSTRUCTOR DO THE NEEDFUL AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, HE COMPLETES THE JOB!
Family › Re: Lonely Chinese Men Turn To Africa For Wives, But Many Get Scammed Instead by Danzuba: 7:32am On Sep 26
Ojuntana:
If not that Africans seem to be cursed with greed and stupidity, this should be a veritable opportunity in terms of business and migration and even asset ownership but trust Africans not to be able to think beyond their stomachs.
Chinese are about the smartest people on Earth. Set up matchmaking agencies and see your Africans become part owners of the Chinese societies. Earn money hooking interested folks up with each other and help them arrange legal migration. With time, even China's policy on Africa will be forced to change! Things like visa on arrival will become possible. Even the security council seat your leaders are wailing for will get a backing from your in-laws
But Africans must turn everything to scam while their rotten leaders are asking for security council seats.
You can't provide technology for the world. You can't provide leadership. You can't ensure peace in the world. Even economy be zero. Oya provide women... As in common women o una still turn am to scam. Who cursed Africa?
WORSE OF IT,;AFRICA CAN ONLY AFFORD RAW MATERIALS FOR THE WEST. BUT TO ESTABLISH HERE AND EMPLOY NA WAHALA
Foreign Affairs › Re: 77 Countries That Left The UN Hall During Netanyahu’s Speech (Full List) by Danzuba: 2:54am On Sep 26
arewafederation:
Can't find Nigeria on the list despite having a Muslim- Muslim leadership.
IT'S YOU NIGERIANS THAT ARE PRACTICING MUSLIM-MUSLIM OR CHRISTIAN+CHRISTIAN WITHOUT LOVE FOR YOUR COUNTRY

BUT FOR NETANYAHU WHO LOVE HIS COUNTRY AND HIS PEOPLE, HE SAID "ALL ISRLAELIS BOTH JEWS, CHRISTIANS AND MUSLIM MUST STAND IN DEFENSE OF ISRAEL"

AS FOR 77 COUNTRIES, THEY LEFT THE HALL BUT THEY HEARD HIM SPEAK, THE MESSAGE HAS BEEN PASSED
Investment › Re: She Invested ₦11k In Dangote Shares In 2007, See What It Became (Photos/Video) by Danzuba: 2:28am On Sep 26
Gotocourt:
Dangote IPO can be bought on MONIEPOINT POS grin cheesy wink.

Desperation everywhere, your money will be used to build refinery in Kenya 🇰🇪 and other African countries grin cheesy wink.
YES, YOU'VE HIT THE NAIL ON POINT.

FROM THIS WOMAN EXPERIENCE.... THIS MONEY HE COLLECTED FROM IPO IS FOR FURTHER INVESTMENTS IN DISGUISE.

AFTERALL IT WAS BELL THEY RANG THE DAY THEY DECLARED THE IPO TO PUBLIC. THIS MEANS "COME AND BUY OKRIKA GWANJO, SECOND HAND" AND YOU GO BUY DE CALL IT INVESTMENT.
Family › Re: I Won’t Question God, I Will Just Cry-woman Who Waited 15 Years Loses Newborn by Danzuba: 1:32pm On Sep 25
GOD GIVETH, GOD TAKETH.

IT'S WELL WITH YOUR SOUL MADAM!

ONE DAY, THE LORD WILL SURELY REPLACE YOUR TEARS OF SORROW WITH TEARS OF JOY.
Politics › Re: 2027: Atiku Names Detained El-rufai Deputy Chairman Of ADC Campaign Council by Danzuba: 10:14pm On Sep 24
NAMING CHICKEN EVEN GOATS IS ALLOWED PROVIDED THE LIST WILL FULL THE CAMPAIGN BOOK, SHI KE NAN
Politics › Re: Petrol Costs Over ₦3,000/Litre In UK, Nigerians Are Enjoying — Okpebholo by Danzuba: 10:06pm On Sep 24
WHEN STREET BOYS ARE BECOMING DECIDING LEADERS, DO YOU EXPECT ECONOMIC REASONING FROM SUCH AS Okpebhulolo?

OSHO BABA MANIPULATED YOU INTO GOVERNMENT YOU DE CHOP EDO MONEY DE VOMIT RUBBISH
Politics › Re: Nigeria - United States Sign Solid Mineral Exploration Pact by Danzuba: 7:49pm On Sep 24
USA UNA DON LATE O. OUR. OGAS ON TOP DON ALMOST SOLD EVERYTHING TO CHINA.


NA ONLY HUMAN BEINGS REMAIN DE RUN DE LEAVE DEIR VILLAGES BEHIND FOR CHINA TO CARRY.
Crime › Re: EFCC Declares Maina Wanted Again Over Alleged Stolen Property Case by Danzuba: 9:10am On Sep 24
Willy2025:
This Maina again? I thought he was sentenced to 8 years imprisonment in 2021? Why release him before serving out his term of imprisonment? This country self. Now, he has committed another, which would not have been possible if he were still in prison serving his jail term. I'm sure he has fled to the Republic of Niger again.
NIGERIA? WILL YOU BE SURPRISED IF HE HAD DISAPPEARED FROM THE PRISON?
Politics › Re: 2027: US Govt Rejected Tinubu’s Lobby For Endorsement – Firm by Danzuba: 8:38pm On Sep 22
HEY HEY HEY O!

NIGERIANS SABI COOK DULLARD STORIES!

SO PRESIDENT TRUMP NO GET SPOKES PERSON NOW NA "F I R M" DE REPORT FOR HIM.

NA DIS ONE DEM DE CALLED CAMPAIGN STRATEGY?
Politics › Re: Macron Departs Paris For 81st UNGA In New York, Leaves Tinubu Behind In France by Danzuba: 11:20am On Sep 22
TINUBU IS ACTING FOR PRESIDO OF FRANCE
Politics › Re: 'Tinubu, Shettima and Akpabio are abroad, who is in charge of Nigeria?' - Atiku by Danzuba: 12:59am On Sep 22
DEFENCE MINISTER OF COURSE
Politics › Re: Where's Tinubu? He Should Be Sitting Very Close To Me In The Front Row - Trump by Danzuba: 9:38pm On Sep 20
"WHERE'S TINUBU?"

IF YOU GET LIVER BABA TINUBU, GO SIT DOWN NEAR TRUMP MEK FBI TAKE THERE MICROSCOPIC EYE SEE YOU; YOU GO HEAR AM FOR BODY
Crime › Re: Fresh Accounts About The Murder Of Osun NURTW Chief ‘Emir’ by Danzuba: 9:00pm On Sep 20
Legend44:
However, he started gaining popularity through land grabbing activities and street right advocacy by resisting cheating of common residents of the state capital
How is he advocating for the residents when he's the one oppressing them by grabbing their lands.
THE NATION PAPER SELF JUST WRITE FICTIONAL NOVEL WITHOUT ANY SUBSTANCE TO BELIEVE ON.
Politics › Re: NDC disassociates Party from Purported OK Movement's Campaign Council list by Danzuba: 7:09am On Sep 20
franchasng:
Dick abi Dickson should be very careful, he should know that Peter Obi is more than a political party and lay down low and focus on winning the trophy first before he uses his overzealousness to undermine the party's chances come 2027 which is what APC cult association is praying for and will soon start praising him for
FROM THIS STEP CONFUSION, THE PARTY AND OBI IS UNDERMINED ALREADY.

THESE PEOPLE NEVER LEARN LESSONS FROM THEIR PAST LABOUR EXPERIENCES.

THIS SHOWS THEY ARE JUST PLAYERS IN THE MINISTRY OF POLITICS NOT ELECTION STRATEGISTS
Politics › Re: North Has Become A Vote Plantation! Prof. Yusuf Slams Tinubu & Northern Leaders by Danzuba: 2:32am On Sep 20
IT'S THE MASSES THAT ARE CRYING FOR HARDSHIP IN THE NORTH

TINUBU HAS ALREADY BOUGHT THE NORTH AND PAID FROM THE NORTHERN ELITES AND THEY'RE LIVING COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.

THE NORTHERN MASSES WANT CHANGE WHILE THE ELITES WANTS CONTINUITY OF THIS RUG APC FAIL GOVERNMENT
Politics › Re: Nigerians Already Enjoying Cheaper Transport Fares – Tinubu by Danzuba: 2:17am On Sep 20
ogolemati:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin seems like Nigerians don't have options against the father of all liars.well all hail the father of all liars,the creator of Lagos state from the sea according to agbero union nairaland branch
I HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO PEOPLE COMPLAINING THAT THIS GOVERNMENT IS INSENSITIVE ABOUT THE PLIGHT OF THE NIGERIAN MASSES; UNTILL NOW I BELIEVE THAT

LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES AND DECEIT IS WHAT EXACTLY IS APC AND THEIR PAPA OF LIARS!

OH MY GOD, WHICH TRANSPORT THAT HAS BEEN REDUCE WHEN FUEL GOES FOR #1,500? CNG YOU SPEND DAYS IN THE FILLING STATION WITHOUT GETTING IT?

WHAT?
Romance › Re: I Sent Her Money And Her Response Was This by Danzuba:
[quote author=WatchYourSix post=140676745]Shey you yourself dey use 15k chop breakfast?U dey try form big boy by impressing babe with 15k tagging it breakfast to show that 15k means nothing to you..now u come dey vex say she not say thank you well..
. U nor know she seff go form big girl for you to make it look like the 15k na change, so next time u nor go drop the bar…
next time she tell you say she dey hungry… u must drop 50k because she go tell you say na she and her two friends

YOU SEE GEN-ZEE SHARP-SHARP RESULT BA?


YOU FOR TRY #50K, #100K #150K, THEN #5K ETC BEFORE DRAWING YOUR CONCLUSION

JUST ONE TEST, YOU'VE FAILED.
Foreign Affairs › Re: India Refutes Claims Ramaphosa Was Poisoned At BRICS Summit - PICTURES by Danzuba: 4:30pm On Sep 19
victoryenergy:
I know you lots will always bring Israel and the US in, a meeting that Israel and the US did not attend, this is how pathetic terrorist sympathisers can go, it's a shame😯
YOU DE MIND DEM, DEM FOR CARRY DEIR OWN KITCHEN GO INDIA NA.
Family › Re: Groom Cancels Wedding One Day To The Event (pictures) by Danzuba: 4:21pm On Sep 19
louken:
Are you married? Don't misunderstand my question; I just want to know your level of experience.

Meanwhile, there's no law in Igbo land that says that idu ulo must be done on the wedding day. The idu ulo can be done in December while the couple do their wedding now.

Obviously, the bride's family don't care about the happiness of their daughter. They are only interested in exerting power and dominance. That man dodged a bullet, except there are other things they are not telling us.
DO INTRODUCTION, PAID DOWRY, TRADITIONAL?, THREE DAYS TO WHITE WEDDING SAYS NO MONEY FOR "IDU ULO";

DEM FOR COME DO AM FOR "IDU KARMO" FOR FREE NA
Romance › Re: Love In This Generation Is Getting Expensive by Danzuba: 12:10pm On Sep 19
YouandiAllofus:
Leave woman for where she dey if you nor get money to care for her basic needs.
If she agrees to work and support financially, that's ok but not to be taken as a matter of must for all women to contribute financially towards the day to day running of the home.
A man is naturally the provider, the protector after God and the head of his home.
THE DAY YOU DECLARE FOR A WOMAN, MAKE SURE YOU'RE READY AND SHE IS READY

BUT IF YOU FEEL DOING TOO MUCH AND YOU WANT THE OTHER WAY ROUND, YOU CAN TELL HER "BABE I WANT TO MARRY YOU TAKE CHARGE" SHE WILL TAKE YOU TO HER FATHER HOUSE AND START SHOULDER RESPONSIBILITIES

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