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Politics › Re: Mary Habila's Father, Tanko Habila Wisdom Swears Affidavit, Says No To Autopsy by Danzuba: 8:12pm On Jul 16
PAPA MARY YOU DE HURRY TO SIGN AFFIDAVIT FOR WETIN? OR UNA DE DO UNDER COVER THING THAN WETIN WE SEE?
Politics › Re: Can Atiku Finally Unseat Tinubu In 2027? by Danzuba: 2:38am On Jul 16
FORGET NORTH AND ATIKU.

DE NORTH HAVE ALREADY SOILED THEIR HANDS TEH TEH. THIS CURRENT TINUBU POLITICS NA TO CHOP NIJA POLITICAL CAKE DASH DEM WETIN HE FIT DASH DEM BUT NOT POWER.

AFTER BUHARI FIRST TENURE, HE TOLD DE NORTH "I NO GET STRENGTH, MEK I GO REST" DEM USE POLITICS CAMPAIGN AGAINST ATIKU SAY "ATIKU GO SELL NIGERIA" OR "ATIKU IS FROM CAMEROON". AND NOW TINUBU SAID "E MI LO KAN", NORTH COME DE DRAG POWER. NA DEIR TIME DEM DE WASTE. NOTHING FOR NORTH AND ATIKU NOW.

AS FOR OBI, I'M NOT SEEING ANY IMPACT COME 2027 LIKE 2023. BY THE WAY, HIS COMBINATION WITH KWANKWASO NA "RICE AND SOYA BEANS" ASK WOMEN IF DEM DE COOK RICE AND SOYA BEANS?
Politics › Re: Can Atiku Finally Unseat Tinubu In 2027? by Danzuba: 2:29am On Jul 16
CAPITAL "NO"
Politics › Re: Northern Nigeria Is Waking Up! No To Bigotry. by Danzuba: 2:21am On Jul 16
esnbrutality:
Omo...the North is telling TINUBU that the propaganda against Nnamdi KANU will NOT make them vote TINUBU.

Wahala dey oooo grin
grin
FORGET, NORTH HAVE ALREADY SOILED THEIR HANDS TEH TEH. THIS CURRENT TINUBU POLITICS NA TO CHOP DASH DEM WETIN HE FIT DASH DEM BUT NOT POWER.

AFTER BUHARI FIRST TENURE, HE TOLD DE NORTH "I NO GET STRENGTH, MEK I GO REST" DEM USE POLITICS CAMPAIGN AGAINST ATIKU SAY "ATIKU GO SELL NIGERIA" OR "ATIKU IS FROM CAMEROON". AND NOW TINUBU SAID "E MI LO KAN", NORTH COME DE DRAG POWER. NA DEIR TIME DEM DE WASTE. NOTHING FOR NORTH AND ATIKU NOW.

AS FOR OBI, I'M NOT SEEING ANY IMPACT COME 2027 LIKE 2023. BY THE WAY, HIS COMBINATION WITH KWANKWASO NA "RICE AND SOYA BEANS" ASK WOMEN IF DEM DE COOK RICE AND SOYA BEANS?
Romance › Re: Lady Confronts Boyfriend, Demands Compensation After Eight-year Relationship by Danzuba: 1:54am On Jul 16
Ah ah boy, you do too much o, 8 years? habba you don't finish the sweetie juice 🧃 oga. whom do you want him to come and carry de leftovers?

But babe, you Kuma, which kind gbege be dis 1,2,3,......abor, still your eyes no clear till 7? a beg you Bleep up jare. assuming dis guy compensate you 2, 3, 4 million are you sure you aren't still being a looser?
Education › Re: Sex With Student: UNIZIK Lecturer Jumps Through The Window In Boxers by Danzuba: 1:34am On Jul 16
THAT THING, THAT THING, THAT T-H-I-N-G....!
GIRL YOU KNOW IT BETTER, WHATCH OUT


ONLY THOSE WHO AREN'T BEEN CAUGHT ARE BRAGGING 😭😔😭😔😔😭😔😭😔😭
Christianity Etc › Re: Rev. Benjamin Okwy Madu Dies By Suicide After Being Ordered To Leave The US by Danzuba: 12:15pm On Jul 15
nairalanda1:
He should not have been a priest in the first place. Once you join the clergy of any religion, where they send you , you go.

His fears are valid though, once they hear you have come from America, ye must have dollars...kidnappers strike.
FRANK TALK🦜

THERE'S A SAYING: "THE DEVIL 👿 AND THE DEEP BLUE SEA" THE GUY CHOSE THE DEVIL THAN TO COME AND DIE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA OF KIDNAPPING
Politics › Re: FG Introduces Fresh Plan To Reintegrate Ex-Terrorists by Danzuba: 4:25pm On Jul 14
Manny21:
By the time a party of ex-terrorists is formed to contest elections, even having a presidential candidate, FGs eye go clear
OGA LAKA, CONTINUE WITH THE REINTEGRATION SIR WHEN THEY PLENTY FOR SECURITY SERVICES, BY THE TIME YOU RETIRE THEY WILL PROTECT AND TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU AND RIBADU THE WAY THEY TOOK CARE OF LATE GENERAL RABE.
Politics › Re: Bayo Onanuga Slams Makinde Over Demand For UN Probe Of Oyo Kidnappings by Danzuba: 4:18pm On Jul 14
"The Governor has just expressed his opinion that the UN should probe this incident. Our doors are open. Let the UN come if he thinks there is more to it than what our military has explained,” he said.

OGA SPOKES PERSON, ANY HIDDEN A GENDER UNDERSTAND?
Family › Re: Why So Many Nigerian Couples Stay Married But Secretly Unhappy by Danzuba: 10:09pm On Jul 13
mandybabe:
If you have good financial inflow, you're likely to enjoy marriage but on the other side

Without money, marriage is like a prison where you can hardly find happiness
GOOD FINANCES MIGHT NOT NECESSARY BE A YARDSTICK FOR PEACEFUL OR ENJOYABLE MARRIAGE.

I'VE SEEN COUPLES: ONE WITH CBN, ONE WITH NNPC BUT MERE DECISION ON WHICH SCHOOL THE CHILDREN SHOULD ATTEND CRUMBLES THE MARRIAGE LIKE PLAY.
Travel › Re: 27 African Countries Granted Easier Entry To Canada Under 2026 Rules (Full List by Danzuba: 6:29pm On Jul 13
October1960:
There are over 200 million Nigerians here. All of us cannot leave to another country. We should stay and fight the crooks that are less than 5% to take back the country and move forward like Rwanda.

The country CAN be developed rather than looking to migrate. We can’t all leave.
CENTRAL AFRICAN REPUBLIC FACED SIMILAR GBEGE, DEM STOOD AGAINST DEM, WIN DEM.
Travel › Re: 27 African Countries Granted Easier Entry To Canada Under 2026 Rules (Full List by Danzuba: 6:24pm On Jul 13
Franking:
Relax. Nigerians go run am through passports from those countries.

Na good news be this.
"RELAX"

YOU NOW SEE DE CHARACTER BEHAVIOR WE DE TALK?.

YOU GO WAKA GO ANODA KWANTRI CLAIM DEIR PASSPORT TRAVEL CANADA SHEH?

WE NIJA MUST WASH OURSELVES O!
Travel › Re: 27 African Countries Granted Easier Entry To Canada Under 2026 Rules (Full List by Danzuba: 6:16pm On Jul 13
Great100000:
But jokes apart, wetin dey sup. Nigeria is not there. This is no longer funny.
SO YOU DE EXPECT YA KWANTRI NIJA
INSIDE BA? OK O

IF YOU WANT MEK DEM INKLUD US, DO DE NEEDFUL because OYIBO AS E BE FOR NIJA NOW DEM NO SABI WHO BE TERRORIST, BANDIT, KIDNAPPER, DRUG BARON OR YAHOO BOY.

RECALL, NA FOR DIS NIJA BANDITS TRAVELLED GO MECCA AND PRAY TO THANK BABA GOD FOR KIDNAPPING US, FOR KILLING WE NIGERIANS OR FOR WETIN? SO TEH GOVT PRETEND SAY DEM NO SABI SAY DIS PPLE DO PASSPORT, PAY AIR TICKET, WITH WHICH NAME IDENTITY, VISA ETC? KASH!


THEREFORE, EVERY NIJA PIKIN MEK WE BATH AND WASH OUR CHARACTERS WELL WELL; IF NOT NA SO OYIBO GO TAKE DE BLACKLIST US TEH TEH!
Agriculture › Re: Disappointed With My Little Catch by Danzuba: 3:57pm On Jul 13
ENJOY YOUR POT OF SOUP ALONE, IM NOT INVITED
Politics › Re: Tinubu Knows People Pay For Appointments, Akpabio Is His SSA - Adebayo by Danzuba: 5:40pm On Jul 12
chukwutee:
All these obi people have seen that Nigerians have seen through obi fraud and desperation and realise Tinubu is no match. Na to Dey bring yeye topic to sway themselves .
O SO "PRINCE ADEMOLA ADEBAYO" NOW TALKING OR HON. OBI? IF NOT, WHICH KIND MISLEADING AGBO NARRATIVE BE DIS?
Celebrities › Re: Everything Is Dawning On Me-Phyna Laments As She Nears 30 Without Getting Marrie by Danzuba: 1:04am On Jul 12
Memberclub:
At 30 without no man is red flag.
SMALL WINDOW STILL DAY MY DEAR
@ 30, SHE'S NOW PROBABLY IN HER PEAK

BUT WHEN YOU CLOCK 40/45 BE CAREFUL. YOUR GRAPH BEGINS TO GO DOWN. MENOPAUSE BEGIN TO SET IN. THEN, NO CHANCE FOR SERIOUS MEN TO COME AROUND O, ONLY SUGAR -SUGAR AND SMALL BOYZ WHO WILL JUST COME CHOP AND RUN AWAY!
Politics › Re: Major General Chinedu Ralph Nnebuife Coordinated Oyo Rescue Operation by Danzuba: 12:33am On Jul 12
FSBoperator:
It's no longer scripted because the head of the military operation is their brother according to the ever tribalistic OP.
PLEASE EXCUSE US.
KINDLY DESIST FROM DIVERTING ATTENTION ON SOCIAL MEDIA. BRINGING TRIBALISM ON ISSUES OF SENSITIVE NATURE IS UNCALL FOR.
Romance › Re: Victor & Diane Patterson: Nigerian Man Takes Wife's Late Husband's Surname by Danzuba: 9:39pm On Jul 11
THAT'S THE IMPLICATIONS OF MARRYING YOUR. MAMA. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE COMMITTED TO WHAT WE DON'T KNOW TO DISGUISE AS MARRIAGE
Politics › Re: Defence Minister General Musa Orders Troops To Shoot Terrorists On Sight by Danzuba: 4:23pm On Jul 11
SHOOT AT SIGHT? GOOD.

BUT WE HOPE THE ARMY AUTHORITIES WILL STOP COURT MARSHALLING SOLDIERS WHEN THEY KILL BANDITS. ALSO THE GOV'T WILL ALSO STOP TAKING CIVILIANS TO COURT/PRISON FOR KILLING THE BANDITS.
Crime › Re: How We Secured Release Of Kidnapped Oyo Students – Nigerian Army by Danzuba: 4:01pm On Jul 11
Eba50:
this man is being economical with truth.. u said u mounted pressure on them, then how come u lost your men, if they abandoned the captives after arresting their loved ones, logistics and members/informants? parrot onanuga also said the were arrests, with some neutralised/killed, na which version come dey true
ME O, I HAPPI FOR THEIR RELEASE. BUT YOU SEE DIS THEIR STORY MBANU - TOTALLY DISAGREE.
Crime › Re: Bandit Commander Alhaji Tukur Killed, As Airstrikes Target Motorcycle Convoy by Danzuba: 3:38pm On Jul 11
Mattswaggz:
How about some evidence because That's how they were saying they killed shekau and other so called "terrorists commanders" more than once in the past (and I don't know how that is even possible)....or maybe they were cats with more than one life. undecided
TELL DEM O!
MEK DEM SHOW US DE PICTURE OF ALHAJI TUKUR BANDIT KINGPIN. WHEN AMELIKA THREW BOMB FOR SOKOTO, DEM SHOW US PICTURE BUT DIS STORY NA SO SO "A B C D", DEM WRITE FULL AM.
Health › Re: Before You Wash Another Plate, Read This About Your Kitchen Sponge by Danzuba: 12:51pm On Jul 11
goslowgoslow:
When I saw plate and wash I thought it was pu*nani... grin grin.
DIS ONE DON BUGA LO LO LO BUGA O!
Crime › Re: Wild Jubilation In Ogbomoso As Kidnapped Pupils, Teachers Return Home (Photos/vi by Danzuba: 12:33pm On Jul 11
Nukilia:
Script well played to discredit the state governor, Knowing fully well that he also wants to contest for presidents position from the Southwest. Anything to make him look incompetent is always welcomed by the cabals grin
I CONCUR. because THIS DRAMA IS DEEPER THAN WHAT WE SEE IN THE SURFACE
Politics › Re: The End Of "I Pass My Neighbour"? Lagos' New Electricity Power Plants by Danzuba: 5:56pm On Jul 10
Oju4190:
End ur flood issues first before u think of ending i better pass my neighbour generator.

Las las flood go carry all those transformer away.

Misplaced priority
HMMMNN LAGOS AND FLOODING IS 5 & 6. TRULY, NATURE IS PLAYING CRITICAL ROLE THERE.

BUT FOR ELECTRICITY, WE NEED DEREGULATION OF THE SECTOR FOR THE ENTIRE NIGERIA BECAUSE CORRUPTION IS HIDING THERE VERY WELL.

OGA GOV'NOR CARRY GO. WE PRAY FOR THE SUCCESS OF THE PROJECT
Education › Re: I Scored 208 In JAMB By Ticking Only D (pix) by Danzuba: 1:44am On Jul 10
LabStores:
Lol
Which kain unserious generation dem bornme so? grin
TELL ME O!.

NA WETIN DEM DE DO BE DAT DIS DAYS. NO STUDIES, DEM DE GIVE LECTURERS HEADACHE FOR UNIVERSITY AS IF SOME NO EVEN GO PRIMARY

I BLAME JAMB FOR SETTING "LET MY PPLE GO EXAM"
Family › Re: I Caught Him With My Wife, Just See Who She Cheated On Me With Husband Reacts by Danzuba: 1:19am On Jul 10
tanigororo:
I want to learn more
DEM PLENTY LIKE DIS O.
IF YOUR WIFE NO DE INSIDE DIS CHEATING PIT THANK YOUR GOD O.

SEE DE MAN DE EVEN CALL AM "MAMA". IF DE MAN LIKE MEK HE CALL AM "MY LIFE"

THREE THINGS:
1. IF HE IS NOT MEETING UP WITH HER "IN BETWEEN LEGS," THE WAY THE NEW WARRIOR DE DO AM, NA WAHALA BE DAT O. 2. EXCEPT THE HIRED CHEATER SAYS "NO" TO THAT RELATIONSHIP.
3. UNLESS GOD WORKS ON THE MAMA IF NOT THAT MARRIAGE IS ALREADY HEADING TO THE ROCKS.

EVEN MEN TOO DEM DE INSIDE DE GAME O.

BUT THE GREATEST DEATH TRAP A MAN COULD FIND HIMSELF MESS UP IN LIFE IS TO Bleep ANOTHER MAN'S WIFE. YOU DON COURSE YOURSELF BE DAT O!.
Family › Re: I Caught Him With My Wife, Just See Who She Cheated On Me With Husband Reacts by Danzuba: 1:08am On Jul 10
tanigororo:
I want to learn more
DEM PLENTY LIKE DIS O.
IF YOUR WIFE NO DE INSIDE DIS CHEATING PIT THANK YOUR GOD O.

SEE DE MAN DE EVEN CALL AM "MAMA". TWO THINGS:
1.EXCEPT THE HIRED CHEATER SAYS "NO" TO THAT RELATIONSHIP.
2. UNLESS GOD WORKS ON THE MAMA IF NOT THAT MARRIAGE IS ALREADY HEADING TO THE ROCKS.

EVEN MEN TOO DEM DE INSIDE DE GAME O.
BUT THE GREATEST DEATH TRAP A MAN COULD FIND HIMSELF MESS UP IN LIFE IS TO Bleep ANOTHER MAN'S WIFE. YOU DON COURSE YOURSELF BE DAT O!.
Crime › Re: Boko Haram Attacks Army Base, Police Post & Hospital In Borno by Danzuba: 8:36pm On Jul 09
iwaeda:
One day we will tell ourselves the truth. grin grin grin grin
YOU'VE SAID IT ALL.
THE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH WILL SURELY COME OUT
Politics › Re: Why Do Northern Leaders Oppose State Police? It's Not A Must For The North. by Danzuba: 6:30pm On Jul 08
IF IT'S FOR SECURITY IMPROVEMENTS FINE BUT I FEAR POLITICIANS CUNNING BEHAVIOR WHERE THE SYSTEM MAY BE HIJACKED.

SO MY APPEAL TO MAKE IT INDEPENDENT OF GOVERNOR'S INTERFERENCE
Politics › Re: Why Do Northern Leaders Oppose State Police? It's Not A Must For The North. by Danzuba: 6:27pm On Jul 08
IF IT'S FOR SECURITY IMPROVEMENTS FINE BUT I FEAR POLITICIANS CUNNING BEHAVIOR
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Senate Rejects Motion To Investigate PFIPC Scandal by Danzuba: 6:14pm On Jul 08
DEAR SENATORS,

YOU'RE RIGHT BUT BE SURE YOU'RE CLEAN ON THE MATTER SINCE BABA TINUBU HAS ORDERED ICPC TO INVESTIGATE. BUT WHEN YOU ARE CALL TO TESTIFY, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO PROVIDE NIGERIANS WITH GOOD ANSWERS INDICATING YOUR HANDS ARE CLEAN.

THE QUESTION: WHEN YOU WERE GOING THROUGH THE 2026 APPROPRIATION CLAUSE BY CLAUSE, DID YOU COME ACROSS PFIPC AND WHAT WERE YOU SUPPOSED DO THAT YOU DIDN'T DO?
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Senate Rejects Motion To Investigate PFIPC Scandal by Danzuba: 6:10pm On Jul 08
SENATORS, YOU'RE RIGHT SINCE BABA TINUBU HAS ORDER ICPC TO INVESTIGATE. BUT WHEN YOU ARE CALL TO TESTIFY, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO PROVIDE NIGERIANS WITH GOOD ANSWERS INDICATING YOUR HANDS ARE CLEAN.

THE QUESTION: WHEN YOU WERE GOING THROUGH THE 2026 APPROPRIATION, DID YOU COME ACROSS.........AND WHAT WERE YOU SUPPOSED DO THAT YOU DIDN'T DO?

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