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Great100000:
How Many Of You Made This Mistake as a child.

HOW MANY OF YOU DID THIS.?

To me, let me just say 96% of us made this mistake as a child.

The first mistake is to think you can suck daddy's breast. Another mistake is to miss moms nipples

QuinQQ:
Wow! You could make this a thread since you can name names - unlike OP

I don't know how to make threads o.

CodeTemplar:
Help me carry this old one away I’ll follow you I said yes he’d never let me down before.

The gate was heavy iron real work to carry. I was sweating, focused on not dropping it, when someone tapped me from behind. I turned, annoyed and the next thing I heard was ‘YOU’RE TAKING THIS WHERE?!’ I spun around to point at the man who hired me but he was GONE. Vanished into thin air.
The man should be at the front leading you. If he is the one directing you from the back, his voice should be so clear n audible that you shoulsnt have lost track of him.

Ode talking rubbish, as if you're there.
You carry load give person carry you they waka for front. What If the person do turning.
Carry this gate to the entrance or to obosi complex or to lane 4. That means he already knew where he was taking the thing to.

Year 2005 after my diploma. I went to visit my grandparents in ajegunle, so one day I felt like I needed a bottle of bear so I went to a spot to buy small stout pop it and started enjoying myself. Na so police arrived packed almost 8 of us, some were able to instantly bail themselves I think 5 of them. I was claiming student and speaking English as a journalist now we no they gree intimidation, I started making emphasis on my right to free movement and accusing them of infringement. Na so the sergeant, sergeant segun I remember ajeromi divisional headquarters decided to call sars and claim we were arm robbers. Imagine arm robbers without arms. To cut the long story short na so sars arrive for midnight o. Pack all of us to ikeja, PWD. We were more than 200 in one cell, we jam back to sleep every night. Day break them carry us go torture ground, the first thing they showed us was blood stain. Hanged me men I almost died that day. I started confessing rubbish, I have 25 guns, drop me let us go my gangs are robbing now let us go and cash them. No be small thing o. I saw sege. I spent two good weeks there I almost died, they killed robbers almost everyday see bullet wound on almost every legs. I will never forget that experience and I don't wish it for my enemies.

Vixlot:
Whale Spotted on the Beach along Lagos - Calabar Costal Highway

Someone randomly spotted a whale as he was cruising along the Lagos Calabar Coastal Highway.... pic.twitter.com/reGgpgycZX

— Senior Pst Okezie James Atañi. (@Onsogbu) February 14, 2026

Whale self sabi better thing. Indeed tinubu is working

crewboom:
Source: https://jobqoo.com/laziest-businesses/

Is there any business that requires a degree to venture into

RepoMan007:
Out of that output the ten richest industrialists among us controls 75% of the volume responsible for such output.

Never happy with good stories. They will find a way to pollute good things with a polluted heart

gerizzim:
Why not ask the mother in-law to quit the place Dan destroying the building.

Probably the woman own the land he just developed it

alphonsojidebab:
https://eyesoflagos.com/2026/02/05/cheapest-areas-rent-two-bedroom-apartment-lagos/

Relocate to ABEOKUTA. Ewekoro or sagamu

Jokerman:
Can you prove Obi is a thief?

Pandora

helinues:
Have you made up your mind just to be doing this years of trolling till you enter the grave?

Even with the blocking features. Guy

Don't be unfortunate on Monday morning

She has entered menopause

Namaster:
"Bro how on earth are they attacking a military base without resistance, who did we offend in this country.

Are you Nigerien?

'Cause the attack happened in NIGER.
Which is currently under a Military Dictatorship.

Many nairalander are pure ignorance.

I'll

Rapmoney:
Have you ever seen people drinking local gin from a bottle containing snake before? It is common among the riverine people of Southern Nigeria, especially, the Ijaws and Urhobos. They call it snake wine.

People take it for different reasons. Some take it for protection against snake bite, while others take it with the belief that it prevents snakes from coming close to them or harming them.

HOW IT IS DONE: It is usually done with a live snake forced into a bottle. Dead snakes are not used. Then local gin is poured into the bottle. The strong nature of the gin kills the snake and the bottle is shaken vigorously with the snake inside. It is then served by pouring into glass cups for everyone to enjoy.

This thing na jazz. He they ontop my step father table.
I have also seen it in one of my customers house. Infact they were drinking it. And he said he had prepared it over 30 years ago. Infact there was a re union of friends that testify to it. Most common in Africa and Asia where there is idolatry.
It makes you bold and confident
It is also back to sender jazz

Tenses:
100m views doesn't equate 100m watch.

But it takes nothing away from the movie.

If nah PO he'd have figured how to render support to the movie industry.

Over sabi.
Bad belle.

AMINDA:
I know Agbadorians may get the wrong notion that they now own the APC but that's a very wrong notion indeed. After Tinubu is voted out in 2027, the remnants of other snake oil merchants will be purged out and true omoluabis and other founding members of the party will finally take possession of the party. There is already strategic positioning taking place.

It's too early to be foolish this new year we are still in January ke. If you start this early what will happen before mid year

AnonPoet:
Renewed Hope everywhere

What you need to know about the reconstruction of the Ibadan-Ilesa/Ife Federal Highway.

-Unprecedented road structure in the history of Nigeria

-Mainly concrete.

-Thickness 20cm height

-First section 11km done(From Iwaraja, ilesa, Osun State)

-Started October 2025

-Scheduled completion is 2026

-Quality equipment and materials

-Ikire-ibadan section will start soon

-Contractor and engineers are fully on site.

-Inspected by Minister of Works, Engr, David Umahi

-Approved by President Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

May PBAT succeed.

Renewed Hope everywhere

What you need to know about the reconstruction of the Ibadan-Ilesa/Ife Federal Highway.

-Unprecedented road structure in the history of Nigeria

-Mainly concrete.

-Thickness 20cm height

-First section 11km done(From Iwaraja, ilesa, Osun State)… pic.twitter.com/n1VJDHabAI

— Ubaidullah Yahaya kaura (@Ubaidullahkaura) January 26, 2026

Another day to give you the latest update on the infrastructural strides of the Renewed Hope administration under President Tinubu; the ongoing reconstruction of Ilesa-Ife-Ibadan highway. pic.twitter.com/TM7ElNkzvJ

— Daddy D.O🇳🇬 (@DOlusegun) January 22, 2026

Any body that travels will easily vote tinubu except data Boys. From their mama kitchen to their Daddys pocket

sultanodudua:
The falsified tax laws is more than enough reason to impeach him.
Too bad we have a legislature full of c0wards and yes men

Contest for next election and proceed to impeach him.
He should be impeached because he didn't make you a minister.
Insecurity that you brought to Nigeria

Skepticus:
Na the only thing Dem sabi be dat.

Switch political parties like street hookers and steal like greedy robbers. No governance. Just politicking

Obi Don switch pass anyone of them.
If the reason why they switch was simply because they're thieves. Then Obi is the head of thieves.
APGA
PDP
LP
COALITION
ADC

I'm

Truthissupreme:
Rubbish, it's all cashout

I won't even be surprised that these govs in north go decamp finish then leave their people to decide their fate in 2027

North no be wike o, they are wise when dealing with outsider

Who come wise reach tinubu for north.
The election is hold simultaneously one ballot paper. You tell your people to vote otherwise is your fastest way to lose.

Newsmills:
But the private gold refinery in Lagos,where will the company get the gold from to refine,proximity to raw material and market are crucial to siting of industry.A lying government.

Mumu talk.
Insensitive talk
Ignorance is a smoke even if mod ban you your ignorance will still escape to front-page

iwaeda:
VIDEO: Taiwo Oyedele's Speech At 2026 Economic Outlook.

VIDEO: Taiwo Oyedele's Speech At 2026 Economic Outlook pic.twitter.com/qvX1zGk2HO

— Daily Trust (@daily_trust) January 15, 2026

Between Tinubu and Obi.
Who is more intelligent
Please be factual.
Intellectually, legacy, achievements, laurels and etc.
To be sincere who among this two do you think has the capacity to rule Nigeria the balls, courage and etc.

Raregem9000:
Investors are seeing what's happening security-wise in the country on the news. Tackle insecurity first and they'll come. No one will invest in a country where they know they can be kidnapped by bandits at any time.

na your headache be that we on his mandate if you like kill yourself

christejames:
This shows the deal for APC implosion has been sealed






Tinupoo thinks those defecting to APC are coming with clear minds?





E go do the frail looking so called president voom for eye!

Tinubu is a course to study in European and world university.

If tinubu was a white guy he would be immortalized

I know most of you have headache

Orlandoo:
Spent forces who can't even win their polling units without blatant rigging. 2027 election is between the masses and criminals parading as leaders.

Tinubu all the way.
Wait you people can't see that Tinubu has recovered Nigeria from fulani. If that is his only achievement he have succeeded.

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How many of you saw my name on the list.
I you can't your spiritual eyes I blind

miracle4:
Source: https://fij.ng/article/air-peace-sells-jamaica-tickets-but-dumps-passengers-in-barbados/

When then? From Barbados carry bike enter Jamaica he pass 200naira self

oyeb15:
What caused d tyre to burst ?

Bad roads

That road is very good. I guess bad tyres

Morbeta11:
🏳️‍⚧️ Transgender Population :




Source

This list is not correct no ISREAL.

Morbeta11:
🏳️‍⚧️ Transgender Population :




Source

So transgender no they CHINA, RUSSIA AND NORTH KOREA

Omooba77:
Did you attend all Sunday services in 2025?

Yes all.