Nairaland General › Re: Nigeria Pidgin Proverbs by Dapresident(m): 7:53pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Person wey dey cry dey see road: no matter your pain, recognising reality is eminent.. |
TV/Movies › Re: 9 Epic Nigerian Movies We Can't Forget In A Hurry. by Dapresident(m): 8:34pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
Nice compaliatn OP, buh where is VUGA? |
Health › Re: Could This Be True?! by Dapresident(m): 9:48pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Itz bin BCd on social Network for a while now. I hope itx nt true.. God pls save us ooo |
Education › Re: Do You Make Use Of This While Reading For Your Exams In Tertiary Institutions by Dapresident(m): 9:35pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Jamb question.... |
Celebrities › Re: Meet Basketmouth's Beautiful And Super Adorable 5 Year Old Daughter by Dapresident(m): 4:27pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
Parents of nowadays only teach their kids how to be fashionable n show swaggez forgetin d moral aspect. |
Politics › Re: Photos 4rm The Mass Burial Of Bayelsa Women Who Died After Visitin Dame Jonathan by Dapresident(m): 4:04pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
InglishTeechar: Evidence of a shallow mind....only fools think the way you do. and only people wit good for nothin body parts replies like dis... I pity d woman dat will marry u.... Woman wrapper wasnt even talkin to u in d first place... 'A muni s'olorun'. |
Politics › Re: Photos 4rm The Mass Burial Of Bayelsa Women Who Died After Visitin Dame Jonathan by Dapresident(m): 8:47am On Feb 25, 2015 |
Since dis women were on there way frm visitin d first lady,Hmmm. I hope dey hv not been used as sacrifice par election tinz... God knws best. Anyway RIP to d dead.. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Application Letter To An Employer @ Pic by Dapresident(m): 3:25pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Eleyi gidi gan ooo |
Health › Re: RIP DJDOLA- We Will Miss You by Dapresident(m): 10:23pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
RIP |
Education › Re: OAU Students Were Angry At Prof. Osinbajo, Ask Him To Apologise by Dapresident(m): 10:55am On Feb 06, 2015 |
Koroaso: OAU don turn senate....dey summon everybody
Make Una summon boko haram ask dem why are u bombing Nigeria ? Koroaso : OAU don turn senate....dey summon everybody Make Una summon boko haram ask dem why are u bombing Nigeria  ? Koroaso: OAU don turn senate....dey summon everybody
Make Una summon boko haram ask dem why are u bombing Nigeria ? LOL |
Celebrities › Re: Omawumi Shows Off Baby Bump (Photos) by Dapresident(m): 12:53pm On Jan 25, 2015 |
Tinubu: Why don't you shut up, read my reply again, learn from it or criticize it....
There is a reason why we have two eyes and one ear.... Please Use it in that ratio 
Have a hapi Sunday tnz for tell us all u hv two eyes n a ear.. |
Celebrities › Re: Omawumi Shows Off Baby Bump (Photos) by Dapresident(m): 11:43am On Jan 25, 2015 |
Tinubu: Dude, there are a lot of loose fitting and comfortable dresses which a pregnant woman can wear which will still adequately cover her breasts.... You are talking about her 'state'... Whatever 'state' she is in doesn't warrant her opening her breasts like that 
If her bwests are swollen due to the pregnancy, then she should have gotten a bigger bra to contain them, and worn a dress that would adequately portray her marital status.....
Unless you want to tell me that her bwests need air because she is pregnant, I suppose you now know that you are the one seeking unreasonable attention like I said earlier stop talkin n learn |
Celebrities › Re: Omawumi Shows Off Baby Bump (Photos) by Dapresident(m): 11:41am On Jan 25, 2015 |
4stylz: you be oyibo? I don catchin u. C howin u carrying style dey askin me question. |
Family › Re: Parents Of Girl Who Kidnapped Herself Disown Her.(pic) by Dapresident(m): 11:34am On Jan 25, 2015 |
berem: What kind of hairstyle is that? Is she bald in the middle of her head? 
Well,she should apologize to her parents and promise not to hurt them again. is dat her her head cos to me it looks like a coloured lawyers wig  berem: What kind of hairstyle is that? Is she bald in the middle of her head? 
Well,she should apologize to her parents and promise not to hurt them again. is dat her her head cos to me it looks like a coloured lawyers wig |
Celebrities › Re: Omawumi Shows Off Baby Bump (Photos) by Dapresident(m): 11:28am On Jan 25, 2015 |
4stylz: All these celebrity! I nor know wetin dem dey form! See as she stand dey shake Mr.president like military person:..she wan form abi? Didn't she see patience shaking him with two hands?
Some people have just lost there respect for older people. I still get chills before I shake an older person (grandpa style) with both hands yeye dey smell.. So u mean say u sabi pass oyinbo wey dey shake wit one hand or abi u don invent ya own??  4stylz: All these celebrity! I nor know wetin dem dey form! See as she stand dey shake Mr.president like military person:..she wan form abi? Didn't she see patience shaking him with two hands?
Some people have just lost there respect for older people. I still get chills before I shake an older person (grandpa style) with both hands yeye dey smell.. So u mean say u sabi pass oyinbo wey dey shake wit one hand or abi u don invent ya own?? |
Celebrities › Re: Omawumi Shows Off Baby Bump (Photos) by Dapresident(m): 11:24am On Jan 25, 2015 |
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Politics › Inec Adhoc Infor... by Dapresident(op): 7:15pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
Pls has any one in the house heard any latest information about the inec adhoc registration. Pls I need reply. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Marketing Officers by Dapresident(m): 7:11pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
PRISTINEMUSCLES: Baba, which kind gbege you dey smell again? This na new year ooh. y e bi say na ladies be na preference.. Juz askin oo |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Marketing Officers by Dapresident(m): 3:24pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
I smell gbege for here... |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Iiiiii by Dapresident(m): 2:59pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
emmy4lov: Pls a Nairalander needs a job badly, am based in Ikorodu-Lagos and I just recently completed my Hnd in Elect/elect, pls I just need a job to keep me busy while I await Nysc call up. I'm very skilled at electrical maintenance/ Repair and installation and I have worked as maintenance engineer before. Pls any one in the house that can help me out can pls reach me on 07065173203. I pray for u bro, God will grant u ur hrt desire. |
Health › Re: Nhis(national Health Insurance Scheme) by Dapresident(m): 9:22pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Omo awa mods are wicked ooo... C dis informative topic is jux makin FP since Aug 2014. Buh if na Tonto decay or Tiwa scavenger na same dy we go c am.. Mods una beta turn born again dis year or else....... |
Family › Re: Dear Nigerian Men That Don't Help With Housework, by Dapresident(m): 9:38am On Jan 02, 2015 |
ebamma: Dear nigerian women una where wan make we follow do house work dey craze, una sabi how we dey suffer to make money to feed una and buy una blackberries, Some of us are being insulted by our bosses everyday, but we have no choice cos we need the salary to feed una and buy una brazilian hair, Wetin be una work sef, una dey spend una day gossipping and lazying about,some of una sef no sabi cook better food where we fit chop enjoy sef, na so so salt the full una soup, If una want make we dey do the house chores then una must start working and become the breadwinners of the family, she who has ear let her hear I don't blame u.. Maggot mouth.. I pity d woman dt will fall prey to u.. |
Christianity Etc › Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by Dapresident(m): 10:28pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
obainojazz: seconded ... seun suppose give speech.. I thirded d motion..  obainojazz: seconded ... seun suppose give speech.. I thirded d motion.. |
Jokes Etc › Re: "Let's Spake English"....grammatical Blundaz by Dapresident(m): 3:19pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
Seeing hw all of u are spakin engrish dt has nt correct. Is patience is mentor u? |
Fashion › Re: Who Started This Trend In Naija? by Dapresident(m): 12:01pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
[s][/s] hw I go buy dis GHANA rubbish for 5K, are mine high.. Or beta still a learner? |
Phones › Re: Annoying BBM Updates by Dapresident(m): 12:30pm On Dec 30, 2014 |
Crocz: Don't worry about that hun, I can make you unmarried Jisos of onitsha, c dis destiny killer ooo.. Hnmm, I beta run bfor u unmarry me too.. *runs outta thread* |
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Family › Re: Share Your [pregnancy] Cravings Stories/Experiences by Dapresident(m): 4:56pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
As for me I craved for a lot, such as, chicken n chips. It was so bad dt a frnd had to get it for me @ KFC Ibadan n brought it to Ife for me. I so much craved for party or function rice, n since I hardly go to parties I made do wit vendors specially one woman who sells in ma street. I could even buy food frm any one to d extent I bought cooked food in d market n even eat rice sitted on d main road. Hnmm ok, I do crave for drinks. N my husband had to go buy me food several times frm different mama put as long as dey had wat I want. D list is endless jare. |
Celebrities › Re: Aremu Afolayan Touches A Female Friend's Chest In Public (Photo) by Dapresident(m): 4:33pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
OP hw does dis look like 'grab'? I think d guy was only pointin @ d lady while takin d pix not knowin dt his hand is close to her bosom area. SHIKENA |
Celebrities › Re: Was Jay Jay Okocha Bored During A Chat With Prolific Comedian Basketmouth?photo by Dapresident(m): 3:57am On Dec 29, 2014 |
1stola: Basket mouth was definitely not funny but this is funny #CHANGE 2015. as in guy, na wa for u ooo. U sabi spoil person career no bi small. Referrin to d pishures u posted. |
Celebrities › Re: Top 5 Nollywood Stars Who Dumped Christianity For Islam by Dapresident(m): 2:39pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
HzRF: How will this ginger aregbe to pay my parents salaries?  na wetin dey pain person dey plenty for hin mata. sowi ehn, it is well. |
Family › Re: Does This Kind Of Love Still Exists? by Dapresident(m): 2:10pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
My daugther stays @ her dad's back dan mine. N trust me she often sleeps @ his dan mine. |