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Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Kisses Victor Anichebe (Photos) by dapsonlou(m): 2:10pm On Oct 05, 2016
This girl bobo is on my roaster , Just signed him to Psg on fifa 16 lol
Romance / Re: Can This Be Properly Called An Addiction?? by dapsonlou(m): 1:58pm On Oct 05, 2016
boss096:
Bros its already an addiction. Try and avoid it you will find out.

Everyone in Yankee masturbates including Women. Only Nigerians that attache religion and spirituality to everything think it's Wrong and Harmful. Oyinbo don't mix up sex and religion together.
Romance / Re: Can This Be Properly Called An Addiction?? by dapsonlou(m): 1:56pm On Oct 05, 2016
Sermwell:
My girlfriend has graduated and she's preparing for law school now, and due to her absence,I have been masturbating twice a week for the past three months wink
My friend whose a medical student jokingly asked me how I have been "coping" in the absence of my girlfriend, and I just confided in him that I have been masturbating twice a week. He argued and insisted that its already an addiction and its harmful!
Please, is masturbating twice a week harmful?? And how consistent can someone engage in an act for it to be properly call an addiction??

Cc: lalasticlala


Everyone in Yankee masturbates including Women. Only Nigerians that attache religion and spirituality to everything think it's Wrong and Harmful. Oyinbo don't mix up sex and religion together.
Romance / Re: What Is Happening To Us? - Hern by dapsonlou(m): 1:51pm On Oct 05, 2016
Story imoye oat. All this Naija girls that took oat with their bf before coming to Yankee are here fooocking up a storm.
Sports / Re: Throwback Photo Of Kelechi Iheanacho: Then And Now by dapsonlou(m): 1:15pm On Oct 05, 2016
The boy done light skin o, abi he done dey buy cream from Ireti
Fashion / Re: Bride's Makeup On Her Wedding Day Sparks Online Confusion. See Photos by dapsonlou(m): 1:05pm On Oct 05, 2016
The look like the cookie monster with that make up,
Family / Re: Help! I Am Going Back To Nigeria To Find A Wife! by dapsonlou(m): 1:36am On Oct 05, 2016
EkoErrands:


Pls if the girls there didn't cheat on you kuku marry them...and endure their luggage.the ones here will cheat on you and still give you luggage to carry. All of them except those that will not bash me for saying this secret of theirs are olosho.

I'm inside one 5yr relationship and It appears it has been an olosho relationship all along.


Why you people they spoil this guy's game na.
Celebrities / Re: Daniella Okeke Flaunts Her Camel Toe In Yoga Pants (Photos) by dapsonlou(m): 11:58am On Oct 04, 2016
No breathing space at all, the Smell ehn.
Politics / Re: Azikiwe, Ahmadu Bello And Awolowo In A Happy Mood (Throwback Photo) by dapsonlou(m): 11:49am On Oct 04, 2016
SirJeffry:
Nnamdi Azikiwe, Ahmadu Bello and Obafemi Awolowo are seen here together in a happy and brotherly mood, what went wrong Nigerians?

What when Wrong? Kaduna Nzeogwu Timothy Onwuatuegwu Emmanuel Ifeajuna that is your answer.

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Romance / Re: Can A Dick Be Too Big For Your Vagina? (guys, Read This Fact) by dapsonlou(m): 8:59am On Oct 04, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
This Lola and dick be like

When your Toto is too big you will only dream of Something that will fit. Let the girl enjoy the good news

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Romance / Re: Would I Be Wicked To Do This To Her? by dapsonlou(m): 8:34am On Oct 04, 2016
remedick:
lol.. Bros, no b "with all my heart" love be this. If na that one, bros, u would have seen me taking her back.

But she doesn't want you back. Move on and stop giving her money. You are making men look bad. Next time she ask you for money tell her to come to your house and get it, try to have sex with her ( don't rape her o, no doesn't mean yes) ofcos she will refuse just give her transport money to go home . Trust me she will never ask you for money again.
Romance / Re: Would I Be Wicked To Do This To Her? by dapsonlou(m): 8:30am On Oct 04, 2016
firstking01:
Stop loving a nigerian girl with all your heart, una no dey hear wordundecided

Them never learn. For this Economy na 6 boyfriend to one babe and 1 sugar day to 10 babe.
Family / Re: Is It Proper For My Younger Brother To Be Washing Plates For My Wife? by dapsonlou(m): 9:01pm On Oct 03, 2016
bodmas119:
we don't have house help,
my brother just graduated from university
he used to fetch water and do some house chores.

Sorry to tell you, but your brother is too old to be washing anyone's plates but his and yours, your Wife can wash her own and the kids if they are still Young.
Family / Re: Is It Proper For My Younger Brother To Be Washing Plates For My Wife? by dapsonlou(m): 8:58pm On Oct 03, 2016
Ifakiland:
How can ur wife be washing plates for ur younger broda Are u an idiot
Ure now a married man, act like one, if ur bro is gonna be living with u, he shuld get down and do d washing....or go find himself anoda apartment.
For u to be asking dis question sef...I pity ur wife already.

He's talking about all the plates not just his. He should at least wash his own.
Family / Re: Is It Proper For My Younger Brother To Be Washing Plates For My Wife? by dapsonlou(m): 8:54pm On Oct 03, 2016
bodmas119:
My younger brother is living with us but my wife used to complaint to me he doesn't wash plates, pls how should I handle the matter peacefully coz am confused?


It depends on his age. If he over 21 then it's no proper unless he volunteered. If your Wife don't respect Your siblings, she will never respect you.

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Family / Re: I Discovered My Wife Lied About Her Age After 3 Years Of Our Marriage. Help! by dapsonlou(m): 8:49pm On Oct 03, 2016
Amelian:



My dear, everybody lies one way or the other.. If she looks that old he wouldn't have married her and stayed with her for 6years. Some men out there love and marry older women as wives. While some prefers younger. The op, will be amazed that if he divorce his wife today, somebody else will love and cater for her needs.. Have seen such scenario happen before, and the new person in this lady's life is now a younger guy, she's 42 and her fiance /benefactor is 36..and this guy is madly in love.. He takes care of her emotional and financial needs without blinking an eye.
So for the op, his own poison may end up becoming another man's cupcake.
Only him will come begging after some years.




Some people prefer Young girls, you can never persuad someone who prefer a Young girl to date an older lady. I remember my elder brothers friend who is 45yrs old was bragging that he collected his friends Wife who is 46yrs old with no child. Come and see the way everyone was making fun of him. The Jokes was so much that he's not speak to any of us again. If the girl was Young, he will probably get props instead of mockery.

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Family / Re: I Discovered My Wife Lied About Her Age After 3 Years Of Our Marriage. Help! by dapsonlou(m): 8:31pm On Oct 03, 2016
emeraldknytt:
From my point of view, I foresee no deal breaker in your stale epistle. So far her lie hasn't affected you negatively or potentially, there is no reason to quit your marriage. Truth is, if you cant handle well something as trivial as this, I wonder what you would do if she told you those kids ain't yours.... grin .... Be patient and tolerable

A woman claiming to be 6years younger than she is , definitely not trivial. It's a deal breaker for me because I can't date any one over 24. Imagine a 31 years old woman now passing herself off and a 24yrs old. Still it's not enough to brake a relationship over, but you have to discuss it. Think of the kids.

My cousin found out 5yrs after marriage that his wife have 3children living with her Parents in Osogbo. She was a divorcee who lied about her Age.

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Family / Re: Will I Ever Get Married? by dapsonlou(m): 7:57pm On Oct 03, 2016
Op My brother Just move to Nigeria from U.S, I will gladly set you guess up, but you said something that got me concerned. You said your Ex is close to perfect, but you couldn't get yourself to love him. You might be the Problem, is a perfect guy not every womans dream? Anyway drop me an offline message.
Celebrities / Re: Sophia Momodu And Tania Omotayo Hang Out (Photos) by dapsonlou(m): 6:50pm On Oct 03, 2016
Ex girlfriend friend association.
Romance / Re: When Your Partner LOSES Interest In YOU. by dapsonlou(m): 11:21am On Oct 03, 2016
Picture of two men in bed? You a gay ?
Romance / Re: Should I Give My Man Money? by dapsonlou(m): 11:07am On Oct 03, 2016
So you don't care that's he's cheating? He's cheating while broke, when money comes he will def marry a second wife.
Romance / Re: How The Big Booty Trend Almost Made Me Marry The Wrong Woman by dapsonlou(m): 10:58am On Oct 03, 2016
Glassdoll:
1. Her vîrginity:
She's lost it, she's lost it. There's no coming back from that. And you should know that some girls like to spice up or change their bad first experiences so as to forget the real experience. She said her landlord raped her...that's the truth (considering the fact that she was drunk when she told u this).

2. Being bisexual.
Guy! There's no girl on earth who don't have a bisexual trait lurking beneath her skin. I am yet to see a girl who'd say that she's never imagined something something with a girl or have kissed a girl. I have kissed a girl and there's nothing in that. You should even be happy that she recognizes that the D is the main thing (not a full lesbian)...so there's no problem here too.

3. Bread winner of the family
First son = responsibilities
First daughter = responsibilities
Bread winner of the family = more responsibilities!
A girl wants her marriage to consist of just herself, her kids and husband. Not brother to the husband, sister, cousin, nephew, far far cousins......shît's just creepy!
As long as she still loves you, you can actually handle this. Balance is the key word. Your family in one hand, she on the other...make her feel like family.

Understood?

You made sense on the 1st point , a woman should never be stigmatized because she was raped and no one wants to relieve such a sad painful experience.

Point 2 because you are into woman doesn't mean you should generalize. I know women who can't stand anything homosexuality. They find it disgusting. Your state of mind is yours alone.

Point 3 your are right if you live abroad. Abroad your Wife and kids are your family, but Nigeria is a poor nation where everyone depends on each other. A Rich man with poor siblings is Just a lucky poor guy. If you don't help your siblings when you have , who will help you when u are have a down time in the future. Everyone go's thru ups and downs, that's when you will realize that you don't really have friends. But your Wife, kids and mothers welfare should always come before your siblings.
Jokes Etc / Re: When You Do Your Wedding With MMM Money (pix) by dapsonlou(m): 8:34am On Oct 03, 2016
Paid by who? The government? Or the other fraudsters?
altitudee:
crash or no crash life is a risk...invest the money u can let go of...if u can give your bf/gf/f/p N20,000 without regretting it, then put the same amount into MMM and forget about it for a month or two....take the risk or don't but stop discouraging those who will........[color=#000099][/color]

If I give a Girl 20k I will fooock 50k so that's a 65%. Interest rate, better than 30%. cool
Jokes Etc / Re: When You Do Your Wedding With MMM Money (pix) by dapsonlou(m): 8:30am On Oct 03, 2016
odimbannamdi:


Obviously, you have been paid to say negative things about MMM.

Dont worry, i was once like you. I littered every thread on Nairaland with negative things as well, but i did that out of sheer ignorance of the working mechanism of MMM. Not until i got close, understood, and analyzed it objectively that my eyes opened.


Paid by who? The government? Or the other fraudsters?
Jokes Etc / Re: When You Do Your Wedding With MMM Money (pix) by dapsonlou(m): 8:28am On Oct 03, 2016
IamOpemipo:


I see u foamin upandan the thread cos of mmm, why u so pained? Is it ya money?..i taya for som pple sha

Because I hate 419.
Romance / Re: All Those Big UNCLES That Disvrigin Us When We Were Small by dapsonlou(m): 12:14am On Oct 03, 2016
How old were you then ?
Jokes Etc / Re: When You Do Your Wedding With MMM Money (pix) by dapsonlou(m): 12:07am On Oct 03, 2016
odimbannamdi:


Obviously, you have been paid to say negative things about MMM.

Dont worry, i was once like you. I littered every thread on Nairaland with negative things as well, but i did that out of sheer ignorance of the working mechanism of MMM. Not until i got close, understood, and analyzed it objectively that my eyes opened.


Go and convince someone who is too cheap and dumb to use Google. We know you an agent. There is no difference between Yahoo and mm m
Jokes Etc / Re: When You Do Your Wedding With MMM Money (pix) by dapsonlou(m): 10:12pm On Oct 02, 2016
Ponzi scheme
ˈpɒnzi/
noun

a form of fraud in which belief in the success of a non-existent enterprise is fostered by the payment of quick returns to the first investors from money invested by later investors.
"a classic Ponzi scheme built on treachery and lies"
Jokes Etc / Re: When You Do Your Wedding With MMM Money (pix) by dapsonlou(m): 10:05pm On Oct 02, 2016
Ajasco50:
M(moku) M(mogbe) M(modaran) by the time your money go frozen you will divorce, ask them in South Africa

Ask them in Russia and Yankee sef.
Jokes Etc / Re: When You Do Your Wedding With MMM Money (pix) by dapsonlou(m): 9:59pm On Oct 02, 2016
mrchuckz:
When shares crashed no one talked.
No forex trading emptied many guys account guys just maintain.
So y fuss about MMM crash?

Shares in an actual investment, m m m depend on New comer to pay the investors, once New money stop coming , say bye bye to your money. Do yourself a big favor and Google it. Ponzi scam

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Jokes Etc / Re: When You Do Your Wedding With MMM Money (pix) by dapsonlou(m): 9:56pm On Oct 02, 2016
celestialAgent:
How is the MMM thing done pls ?! I see alot of ppl like your post grin

You enter one change already. The person that brought the scam to russia is in Jail, the one who brought it to Yankee is also in Jail. The person who started$ it in Zimbabwe is on the run with millions in people's investment. Kenya is next then follow by naija.

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Jokes Etc / Re: When You Do Your Wedding With MMM Money (pix) by dapsonlou(m): 9:49pm On Oct 02, 2016
SlaughterGang:



I don't get it, is it some sort of gambling? Or company?

Google ponzi scam, that is what m m m is

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