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Romance / Re: "Magun" Explained Scientifically: Why Some Couples Get Stuck During Illicit Sex by dapsonlou(m): 11:22am On May 01, 2017
nigerialog:


This is so true!
Nigerians (or Africans) just never want to question some of these things.
How can we ever solve a problem like constant power supply when we just accept these things without taking a scientific look?
Just dunno mehn.


If you can call someone's name from the Village and they answer and die in Lagos, where are all the Politicians Still alive
Romance / Re: "Magun" Explained Scientifically: Why Some Couples Get Stuck During Illicit Sex by dapsonlou(m): 11:19am On May 01, 2017
D1official:

LOLZ. I Dnt think so bro, because even the politicians embezzling our funds hv no beliefs whatsoever,they all could b regarded even as atheist posing inside Islam or xtianity.
To me I believe our problems in Nigeria starts with tribalism, favouritism nd oda factors.
Bt dat doesn't change d fact that spiritual things re real, it's very very very real, I even hv bn privileged to experience many myself.
Bt d fact is dat spiritual laws violates all scientific laws even from its foundation, because it doesn't even work with human reasoning, datz y scientist regard it non existence because dey cant fathom it just like God.
Never u forget that Asians still believe a lot in spiritual things,even developed nations like China.
U replied that message with a Vry good sense of humor, I appreciate dat level of maturity.

Bro the 1st time paramedic Wheeled in Oyinbo people stuck together and the woman was shouting please don't call my husband because they needed her health care Insurance number, she insisted on paying cash lol. The 1st thing that came to my mind that day was magun, I ignorantly ask the Woman if her husband is Nigerian because where would an Oyinbo man get Magun. When I told the doctor that only the husband can free them grin my brother the shame I suffer that day while trying to explain magun to the Doctor. The Doctor gave them one injection and they free up in 30seconds later , I will never forget it the Shame of that day. I work there thru out College n bro The things you will see, Nigerian Would have Killed all the suspected Witches in their Village.

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Romance / Re: "Magun" Explained Scientifically: Why Some Couples Get Stuck During Illicit Sex by dapsonlou(m): 7:20pm On Apr 30, 2017
D1official:

One thing about u guys is dat u guys also lieeee a lot, which makes me wonder whose son u guys re.
Go Villa like aro izuogu in Imo state nd some
primitive dark places in Africa nd c things for ur self.
Science Cnt even study spiritual things because it doesn't even need ur brain or sight to function,bt faith nd d wisdom of d demon incharge.
Instead of u accepting D fact nd reality in ur Villa to knw if there is a way to make use of it positively. u re here talking of science.
People involved are telling hw real dis things re instead of believing them u would rather believe oyibo science, nd after u will say Dat u re free frm slavery.

My brother because most Nigerian still believe in this backward fairytales is the Reason we don't Have electricity in 2017.
Happy Sunday bro

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Romance / Re: For Men Who Last Too Long And Women Who Don't Like It. by dapsonlou(m): 8:26am On Apr 30, 2017
RaggedyAnn:
My dear, that's when to fake the orgasm so he knows that it's all about him from then on. He would realize that any further thrusting is redundant to you and let you do other stuff to get him there if the V is not doing it for him. Most times, a guy who lasts long maintains control because he wants to please his woman. When he realizes she's climaxed, he'll let himself come. Fake it.

When you fake Orgasm its yourself that you are fooling.. The guy will always think he gets you there n he wont change his tactics, you will be left disappoint every time. Just tell him " Baby I'm dry , you hv killed my pussi" no man will continue have sex with you while u dry. I just settle for head after that.

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Romance / Re: "Magun" Explained Scientifically: Why Some Couples Get Stuck During Illicit Sex by dapsonlou(m): 8:08am On Apr 30, 2017
Smellymouth:
Nothing like scientifically bros..
Na African Jazz..


So oyinbo who dey stuck together use Magun too abi? Oyinbo People get stuck all the time and Ambulance is called. I use to Work at the Hospital while I was in College. At least once a week someone will coming in with a broken koboko, or Gay guys will coming in for mouse stuck in their azzhole and couples stuck together, mostly cheating wives

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriends Wife Beat Me With Koboko And Arrested Me. I Want Justic by dapsonlou(m): 7:38am On Apr 30, 2017
Lalasticlala!! this story get levels
Culture / Re: Oba Of Lagos Should Learn This From Alaafin Of Oyo(photo). by dapsonlou(m): 1:56pm On Apr 26, 2017
gbishman:
That so called Royal father has no element of decorum, sophistication at all. He is no where near the Ooni of Ife in terms of the above characteristics. It's quite shameful he is representing a modern state like Lagos

Lagos island not the Whole of Lagos

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Culture / Re: Oba Of Lagos Should Learn This From Alaafin Of Oyo(photo). by dapsonlou(m): 1:51pm On Apr 26, 2017
koladebrainiac:
yeye king of lagos


we should start adding Island to oba of Lagos


Oba of Lagos Island .

He is Actually the King of Lagos Island, not the Whole of Lagos. People always get that confuse because of the Lagos part

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Romance / Re: What Getting Married As A Virgin Does Not Guarantee by dapsonlou(m): 10:07pm On Apr 18, 2017
ShawttySoFyne:
What non_virgins say to make themselves feel better

Awun Asewo no mind them

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Romance / Re: I Swore A Deadly Oath With My Ex, Should I Expose Her On Facebook by dapsonlou(m): 2:06pm On Apr 13, 2017
FitnessDoctor:


Infact, Just forget the lady... She must be scared and wants a man that will truly love her, since most men are cheat these days.. I want to focus on this instead

Look at what you said

I have been to two Pastors and they told me she's an Ogbanje and if I break it, its death.

As you can see those two pastors are what? (liars)... In the end the oath was just a fake setup to trap every man she wants and not that spiritual powers were involved... If those pastors were real men of God they could have told you the truth and not just assumptions which everyone knows..

cc: Toriblue, QueenSuccubus, Alondrah

What do you think?


It's all in the Mind. But the girl is Smart doh
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man, Happily Married For 2yrs,But Cant Stop Using A Cucumber On Himself by dapsonlou(m): 1:52pm On Apr 13, 2017
AlexCk:


Lol

Nawa u o, lmao,

I don't think i can suggest that o, cuz i don't want anyone sticking anything up me bum, hence i won't even think of returning the favor.

grin grin tongue



The Poster Will beg you to return the favor and make it seem like it's your Idea. grin
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man, Happily Married For 2yrs,But Cant Stop Using A Cucumber On Himself by dapsonlou(m): 11:01am On Apr 13, 2017
AlexCk:
So apparently, sticking cucumber or something up his bum is pleasurable??


What can i say, everyone with their weird sex life.

He should tell his wife sha, maybe not the cucumber part, but the fact that he'd like it if she played with his bum. *pukes*


But seriously sha, there are some crazy things that should be left or outgrow.

You can't tell a Naija Woman that o lol, my 1st gf left me Just because I suggested anal after 6yrs of dating to spice things up, she's not talking to me till date lmfao

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man, Happily Married For 2yrs,But Cant Stop Using A Cucumber On Himself by dapsonlou(m): 10:45am On Apr 13, 2017
This is going to drive up the Price of cucumber.
Romance / Re: I Swore A Deadly Oath With My Ex, Should I Expose Her On Facebook by dapsonlou(m): 9:40am On Apr 13, 2017
omosedollar:


You go just make deal with am na, if she make you rich and Promise not to eat you like Bush meat with her group. Then its a good deal. She be fine girl
Romance / Re: I Swore A Deadly Oath With My Ex, Should I Expose Her On Facebook by dapsonlou(m): 9:31am On Apr 13, 2017
Romance / Re: I Swore A Deadly Oath With My Ex, Should I Expose Her On Facebook by dapsonlou(m): 8:26am On Apr 03, 2017
Aderola15:


Kikikikikikiki cheesy grin cheesy

I get you, she gives me that look whenever I boldly refuse to do something. lipsrsealed

One day she will tell the neighbors you turn to pussi cat lol
Romance / Re: I Swore A Deadly Oath With My Ex, Should I Expose Her On Facebook by dapsonlou(m): 10:27am On Apr 01, 2017
Aderola15:
All these fake pastors sef... That was how one of them told my grandma I'm Emere shocked shocked angry undecided


You know your grand mother will still have it in her mind that you are One. If she Cough you are the one behind it, malaria sef, it's you

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Using Another Guy To Play Games With Me by dapsonlou(m): 9:46pm On Mar 29, 2017
Chibydinho:




That is what I'm thinking too... Just that its not been easy for me...

It's never easy, when you have another girl next month, will will be wondering what you were doing with her. She got your replacement already.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Using Another Guy To Play Games With Me by dapsonlou(m): 9:42pm On Mar 29, 2017
Who told you she's using him as bait? She's fooocking him
Family / Re: My Daughter Is Sexually Aggressive Help by dapsonlou(m): 9:35pm On Mar 29, 2017
dapsonlou:
This post as Empowered some people to Speak out about their own experiences.


I heard a similar case in Court today, but the man claim the Stepdaughter Seduced him.
Family / Re: My Daughter Is Sexually Aggressive Help by dapsonlou(m): 12:20pm On Mar 24, 2017
This post as Empowered some people to Speak out about their own experiences.
Celebrities / Re: Daniella Okeke Shares Hot Photo After Sex Scandal Allegation by dapsonlou(m): 11:13am On Mar 24, 2017
She's right, God loves her so much he send her a man of God to Take good care of her. Lol
Family / Re: My Daughter Is Sexually Aggressive Help by dapsonlou(m): 10:59am On Mar 24, 2017
Bibors:
Though this sounds like fairy tale, it actually does happen. OP I blame you for allowing such under your supervision. I had once had a little cousin of a family friend who just became close to me. I had thought it was just a brother church thing until the hugging increased whenever I came and I saw something else in her eyes. I had to scold her terribly and she stopped it.
This didn't solve the problem as she once got missing only to reappear a week later with stories of a kidnap and ritualists trying to kill her and she shouted Jesus and they left her. I got very suspicious about her story but others believed her.
When she was 13 she got missing again, that was when such stories couldn't hold water anymore.
OP you are the father figure and you have messed up so far, now take the bull by the horn and take her to a disciplinarian and psychiatric who will reset her hard disc while you repent and pray for her and urself.

At 13 , I can't Blame this little girls, Its the Adults I Blame. In Some areas You will see 6 7yrs old Children still Roaming the streets. No one is Watching them. If you Abuse a Child long Enough They will think it's normal
Family / Re: My Daughter Is Sexually Aggressive Help by dapsonlou(m): 10:51am On Mar 24, 2017
Tazdroid:
If you could allow her to successfully molest you sexually at her age, then you have a major problem, worse than hers

please Elaborate
Politics / Re: Ohanaeze Ndigbo To Capture Data Of All Igbo by dapsonlou(m): 10:39am On Mar 23, 2017
This man Swears to God is going to be the President of biafra If they decided to allow a Country for Igbo. Waiting Patiently. Igbo politicians are laughing at him in Chinese and Indian
Family / Re: My Daughter Is Sexually Aggressive Help by dapsonlou(m): 10:34am On Mar 23, 2017
ifyalways:
Tufia.

Bloggers and tweeters keep on subtly encouraging sexxual perversion by creating sick stories just for traffic or attention.

Sickos

This Kind of things happens in Daly life. But there is no Awareness. Now this story is out, someone that knows about it or going through in can shed light on it. I Use to ague with friends before that Nigerians don't have pedophiles, Only to find out as an Adult that Nigerian is one of the Worst case in the World. Everything White people are doing that we think they are Crazy or have too much time on their hands, Nigerians are also doing it.

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Is Too Lazy , Common Yahoo He Can Not Do by dapsonlou(m): 12:12pm On Mar 21, 2017
malificent:
Yahoo yahoo sef no easy

Seating at home all day then go and pop bottle with the last 50k in you account because you are expecting more money on the weekend. Sounds easy to me
Romance / Re: Ebook For Sale by dapsonlou(m): 12:09pm On Mar 21, 2017
Which Secret? Buy degree deodorant and you are good. Sure if you can't afford degree
Romance / Re: I Am Impotent & Frustrated by dapsonlou(m): 12:04pm On Mar 21, 2017
helpforever:
Where is the office please?
lol ikeja , send me a private message
Romance / Re: I Am Impotent & Frustrated by dapsonlou(m): 12:52am On Mar 21, 2017
Go and see a Doctor 1st. Then I can recommend you to the doctor in my office building. That's his speciality
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Is Too Lazy , Common Yahoo He Can Not Do by dapsonlou(m): 12:33am On Mar 21, 2017
>: grin grin grin
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Is Too Lazy , Common Yahoo He Can Not Do by dapsonlou(m): 4:29pm On Mar 20, 2017
Milliano007:
lol some girls are so funny though.....some of them are born to a comedian....I don't mean live on stage ooo I mean what they say with their mouth can even heal someone who have an heart attack...Lol...tomorrow now if EFCC caught him...she will definately deny him as her boyfriend...

Who go claim yawa lol

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