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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Is Too Lazy , Common Yahoo He Can Not Do by dapsonlou(m): 4:28pm On Mar 20, 2017
NaijaProxyBase:
Yahoo runz is not easy to do.

If it's hard all the kids doing it would have found something else to do
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Is Too Lazy , Common Yahoo He Can Not Do by dapsonlou(m): 4:26pm On Mar 20, 2017
SuperSuave:
you need glasses abi?

This baby too fine
Family / Re: Is My Wife Cheating On Me?? by dapsonlou(m): 8:36pm On Mar 18, 2017
My guy yes she's cheating, but make sure you have proof before you start accuse.
Family / Re: I Can't Resist My Secretary by dapsonlou(m): 7:18am On Mar 18, 2017
PaperLace:
Enjoy yourself bro.
Men are polygamous in nature...Nairaland gat your back. grin
On a serious note, OP_ tell your wife (that's dependent on her temperament though). If she is the type to bring down the roof, don't tell her, do the right thing and make peace with yourself. There would always be someone hotter than your spouse, but self-control is key.


God abhors adultery? Tell me something...
Were you not the same person championing sex before marriage (fornication) on this thread?
https://www.nairaland.com/3684481/sister-married-impotent-man#54626203

I like this una selective reading of the bible o.


Tell his wife what? That he wants to foock the sec so badly? He's the one lusting on the Woman. Single people advise.

Please leave your Wife in peace.
Family / Re: I Can't Resist My Secretary by dapsonlou(m): 7:13am On Mar 18, 2017
joa2013:
I am acting head of my section in my workplace. My boss travelled out for a training since January. He won't return till October. A new secretary was employed by the organisation in November last year, she was posted to work in my section late January when our former secretary secured a job elsewhere. Laura is the most beautiful woman I have seen in my life. At just 37, she is a single mother of two, her husband died in a car crash in 2014. She isn't taking remarriage serious at the moment. She is busty, curvy, with good shapes, beautiful straight legs, elegant gait, angelic voice and eyeballs. I can't resist her. She relates so freely and with great respect for me. She does her works with great care and full of initiatives. I'm already going personal with her, I patted her in the back and kissed her in the office 3 days ago, she didn't resist it, I quickly cautioned myself that day, I would have gone further. She will wait for me to drop her at her street's junction every evening, we have started sharing romantic messages on waatsaapp, I decided to give her an assignment outside outside the office today so that I can escape her, she just send me a message now that she can't come back to the office, this gladden my heart but she added that we'll see by weekend. I must confess I am failing in resisting this daughter of eve o.
My wife
My family
My children etc
I am bothered about so many things that adultery could bring.
I don't know what to do.o


My guy, Because you are sexually attracted to you sec doesn't mean your house is in Trouble. Once you foock her , your eyes will move on. It's only sexual attraction, so fear no. Go ahead and chop that cake

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Romance / Re: Port Harcourt Big Boy My Wife Beats Me At The Slightest Provocation by dapsonlou(m): 11:13pm On Mar 17, 2017
grin grin
Romance / Re: Port Harcourt Big Boy My Wife Beats Me At The Slightest Provocation by dapsonlou(m): 1:36pm On Mar 17, 2017
Fifthcolumnist:
If this man had raised a hand in retaliation, all the damned feminists would have been on egde, writing epistles about how no man should touch his wife no matter what she does

All this Feminist are Quite because the girl is their hero.

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Romance / Re: Port Harcourt Big Boy My Wife Beats Me At The Slightest Provocation by dapsonlou(m): 1:34pm On Mar 17, 2017
Greatbeard:
Just imagine the comments.
These same people that would rain curse alongside fire and brim stone on a man who touches his wife.

But he's a man so that's okay right?


God Bless you for that, If the guy beat his Wife they will call him Wife beater, if you don't beat her they will call you mumu. Men can't win

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Romance / Re: Port Harcourt Big Boy My Wife Beats Me At The Slightest Provocation by dapsonlou(m): 1:22pm On Mar 17, 2017
Pieromania:
Coward,mumu!ur wife rained blow on u and u have a swollen face,OTONDO!she knows u are a coward by trying to be mr nice that is why she messes u up at will.Dem never born that devil of a woman to try that crap with me Piero,emergency care unit will be her home.Anyway sha,that serves u right,whn u go to clubs to pick wives instead of church

My guy touch am For Yankee, na then you go know say Immigration under Trump no be Joke
Romance / Re: Port Harcourt Big Boy My Wife Beats Me At The Slightest Provocation by dapsonlou(m): 1:19pm On Mar 17, 2017
Nne5:
Liar

See him mouth like liar. You dey there?

Let Yankee boys come and tell you there story, you go fear
Family / Re: I Found My Little Cousin Hanging From A Rope In His Bedroom. by dapsonlou(m): 1:00pm On Mar 17, 2017
alignacademy:


Thanks, bro; your punchline inspired me


Lol great imagination bro.

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Health / Re: 'Taking Fanta, Sprite With Vitamin C Is Poisonous' - Court Orders NAFDAC To Warn by dapsonlou(m): 11:02am On Mar 14, 2017
otubujohn:
Bring me all your bitcoin


How much are you paying? I hv 600$ worth, how much are you paying per $?
Family / Re: I Found My Little Cousin Hanging From A Rope In His Bedroom. by dapsonlou(m): 10:53am On Mar 14, 2017
alignacademy:


"You're right" he gasped. "I've seen the other side; I think I'll do better now... Thank you once again; you scared him"

"Scared who?" I asked, wondering what had come over my cousin

"The death angel. Your CPR breath was quite deadly."

I looked again at the rope I had just cut...


Brilliant
Family / Re: Help A Concerned Sex Addict by dapsonlou(m): 10:50am On Mar 14, 2017
MummyIMadeIt:


Am sorry but i have to ask what is your basis for such biased assumption that every one needs sex?

do you know that many are out there who have sworn to celibacy? do you know the physical and spiritual union that takes place when you cleave unto another?

The Op's problem is not having to stop sex but he having sex when its right.

please dapsonlou try to search tru the biblical scriptures relating to sex(fornication) then you would understand better that its one of the deadliest sins being committed by you and me.

Meanwhile Op, its nice meeting someone who was in the same shoes as mine, ...pls are u on watsapp lets get chating.




My guy if you are not a Priest and yu are not having Sex then you might be Gay. Sex is the most natural thing, its on the par with food and Water. Life can only be created through Sex.
Family / Re: Help A Concerned Sex Addict by dapsonlou(m): 5:27pm On Mar 13, 2017
loyallove:
I can't seems to understand how someone with a sound moral training from a religiously inclined family could start leading a double life that has gotten me hooked with sleeping with prostitutes for the past five years.

Background
It all started when I was in my final year at the university,as a 26 yr virgin I wanted to experiment with sex and since 2011 till date I have not been able to quit no matter how hard I try.
I know about the sad consequencs associated with my promiscuous lifestyle but I still can't get out ofit. Sometimes I just feel like to sleep and never wake again as my life presently has no meaning. My current relocation down to Owerri has not helped matters as I suffered a terrible relapse twice after seven months of total and complete abstainance.
I need help and I need it urgently.

The problem you are having is stopping completely. It's not going to work that was, all addictions is gradually. Cut done to twice a week, then gradually reduced it to twice a month. Everyone need s3x , so trying to stop completely,your are fooling yourself.
Family / I Found My Little Cousin Hanging From A Rope In His Bedroom. by dapsonlou(m): 4:18pm On Mar 13, 2017
On the floor was a note saying, "I can't stand the critism anymore."

I quickly cut him down, gave him CPR and he started to breathe.

As he lay in my arms I saw his eyes slowly open and I said, "That's not how you spell criticism."

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Properties / Re: See The Amount My Dad Used To Roof His Building (25yrs Ago) by dapsonlou(m): 4:06am On Mar 12, 2017
money121:
I visit him today... And he brought out this list....
Hope Nigeria will be great again...
Reason of posting this am into Roofing business now and I know how much to roof even a gateman House now grin grin

For those that can't See the hand Writing

BUILDING EXPENSES ON ROOFING AND COMPLETION

1. 170 Pieces of Asbestos @#84=#14,280
2. 33 pieces of Ridges @ #50=#1,651
3. 8packets of Roofing nails =#400
4.1 bag of 3" Nails =#315
5. 1 bag of 4" Nails =#320
6. 1 bag of 5" Nail =#340
7. Planks/Transport=#9,971
8. Soligum =#230
9. Oja Agba =#100

Total=#27,407

300blocks 9*9*18 @#57=#1,710
1 Load Sharp Sand =#600
1 Load of gravel =#720
10bags of cement =#700
Carpenter=#500
Bricklayer=#700
Labour= #200
Welder =#105
Water Tank=#120

Grand Total=#32,752
Labour/Roofing=#1500

Grand Total=#34,252

Date: 31-1-1992

This is a Standard House oooo infact one in Town ooo grin grin grin



It's still the same price, dollars was 43# then so that 34252# is 815$ x 460 is 375#k
Family / Re: 4 Signs Your Wife Is Sleeping With Other Men by dapsonlou(m): 12:24am On Mar 05, 2017
GJames:

Bro o. Another one please

You will call , she wont pick n claim she was charging her phone. Honestly who charge their phone in silent?
Family / Re: 4 Signs Your Wife Is Sleeping With Other Men by dapsonlou(m): 11:49pm On Mar 01, 2017
GJames:
Before nko. We already know about all these signs. Give us something new please

She will be on what s app chatting and Smiling.
Family / Re: 4 Signs Your Wife Is Sleeping With Other Men by dapsonlou(m): 11:47pm On Mar 01, 2017
ghostwritter:
BEWARE OF MY SON LASISI....HE IS A 419
This Land is not for SALE.

To whom it may concern.
I HAVE PROMISED NEVER TO GIVE MY SELF SLEEPLESS NIGHT BECAUSE OF MY FUTURE WIFE....if she like make she carry her toto go give dog na she nyash go pain...Iike my dad will always say LIFE IS INDIVIDUALISTIC...live and let others live....shikéna

My guy for get what your papa said, you go cry like babe. It's one of the most painful scit ever. I don't wish it on my worst enemy

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Phones / Re: Which Smartphone Is Best For The Price Range N18,000 - N23,000? by dapsonlou(m): 10:48am On Mar 01, 2017
tico1212:
Abeg no near HTC. If you don't mind a used phone, go to olx and search for infinix. I bought an infinix hot note pro last week and the phone is a bomb.

Lmao, So you are suggesting that infinix is better than Htc? HTC and Iphone are on the Same level Google it. HTC is the phone for Rich Americans, while Their Children And,wife carry Iphone
Phones / Re: Which Smartphone Is Best For The Price Range N18,000 - N23,000? by dapsonlou(m): 10:44am On Mar 01, 2017
eli23456:
Hallo Peeps I lost my Injoo and as such I want to buy another phone.......... preferably Itel; HTC or Infinix. whether they are good and their parts are readily found in Nigeria.

I need a smartphone that has a good battery life; sharp camera quality; fast charging; good design; gr8 internet experience; strong and durable etc.

Kindly suggest any smartphone that I can get with the price range N18,000 - N23,000. Tnx.

You might find Htc that was made like 5yrs ago for 37k lol. Htc , Samsung, Iphone are known as the Big 3

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Politics / Re: Orji Uzor Kalu Visits Chris Oyakhilome At His Residence (Photos) by dapsonlou(m): 12:25am On Feb 24, 2017
dyydxx:


grin grin grin grin......poverty minded folks....these folks need to travel abroad and see fresh people...lwkmd

Lol Nigerian consider anyone light skinned to freshness
Romance / Re: My Ex Boyfriend Keep Sending Me Money, But Wont Pick My Calls Nor Talk To Me by dapsonlou(m): 12:37am On Feb 23, 2017
Damoxy:

Waoh, put me sef on ur list, 2k every month ain't bad for me

As you no get pussy, it no go Work lol
Romance / Re: . by dapsonlou(m): 6:09pm On Feb 22, 2017
Abi we're ni boy ni? You want to be #3? Is that the kind of girls you should be dating?
Romance / Re: The Price For Honesty. by dapsonlou(m): 9:16am On Feb 22, 2017
Poster I thought you said you change your life and Honesty is the best policy.. Tell her that you Just don't want to have meaningless s3x with her, let her know you like her, but your family will never allow you to marry someone with a child. Be firm and let her know you wont go against your Parents because they gave you life. She's got kids , she will understand.

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Romance / Re: These Beautiful Women Say That They Have Never Had An Orgasm.where D Guys At by dapsonlou(m): 9:03am On Feb 22, 2017
haryordeji015:


lol yeah..i meant like chatting beta..
how abt whatsapp??

You don't even know if she's ugly, you are here playing try your luck
Romance / Re: My Ex Boyfriend Keep Sending Me Money, But Wont Pick My Calls Nor Talk To Me by dapsonlou(m): 8:49am On Feb 22, 2017
Damoxy:


Nice write up
Are u related to Lai Mohammed?


No I dont think she's lying. I did it before, use to send my Ex 10k every Friday because I didn't want her to start doing Runz. My Soon to be Ex New gf refuse to allow me talk to her. After Awhile her friends advice her that I was using her for ritual and that's why I was sending it every Friday cheesy grin cheesy ... So she send a nasty bbm message accusing me of using her stars Blah Blah Blah. Cut her off completely, only for her to show up 2 months later at my office to beg me to put her back on the Allowance. [size=8pt][/size]

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Politics / Re: Orji Uzor Kalu Visits Chris Oyakhilome At His Residence (Photos) by dapsonlou(m): 10:34am On Feb 20, 2017
DivinelyBlessed:
Pastor chris is so so fresh when you see him.
The man dey glitter.
He's blessed mehn.

If you also collect 10% of everyone in your church, you will be fresh and glitter too. Too bad you choice to be the follower instead.
Properties / Re: Cost Of 4 Flats Of 2 Bedroom. by dapsonlou(m): 9:55am On Feb 16, 2017
ADEWEBS:
You will have like 2500 blocks, 3 tones of cement, and atleast 120k for workers... Everything almost 1.3m



In which planet?
Business / Re: Femi Otedola Taking His Daughter, Temi, To School In A Throwback Photo by dapsonlou(m): 8:57am On Feb 01, 2017
Front page with like 3 1/2 comments.
Politics / Re: N458bn Lagos-ibadan New Rail Project To Begin Feb by dapsonlou(m): 10:21am On Jan 16, 2017
Adminisher:
Let me tell you the potentials of this project.
People will live in Ibadan and be working in Lagos.
They will close from the office at 4pm and get home at 6. The railway will create a corridor of logistic hubs and factories along its route.

Only China can do this thing.

Lots of people don't understand the benefits of a rail line. I use to live in Rhode island and Work in Boston Massachusetts, I was at work by 9am and home by 7pm, by road I would make it home by 930 because of traffic. I Just hope they finish it. They can even transport containers to Ibadan , saving us from Container truck traveling at 5 kilometer per hour.

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