₦airaland Forum

TayserMahiri:
lol, be original dude !

Behave well or no prick water for you

TayserMahiri:
angry monkey

Hoekay

NigeriaIsDoomed:
hoelosho crying now

She dey suffer from toto pain.e no easy to do hoelosho business

TayserMahiri:
You are a capuchin

Senseless old woman wey still dey beg for prick water at her age

TayserMahiri:
I'm such an hoe. I get banged for a living and from my calculations at this rate I would die a woeful death as an hoe

Have you taken anything for you toto pain

TayserMahiri:
nuh we handle ur type. Nigerians are to be handled untill they can handle themselves

I swear this babe no get sense

TayserMahiri:
You sell yams like Skirty

I know your toto is paining you that's why you typing rubbish

TayserMahiri:
Stupid monkey

You this bastard shop lifter.you will never amount to anything in life.this is how we handle your type

TayserMahiri:
Lol, am used to this

Your family sells yams

Poor orphan girl. People make millions from that too.how is your hoeloesho buiz today. Hope your toto is not paining you

TayserMahiri:
Angry nigerian Munkie

Silly girl

TayserMahiri:
Angry nigerian Munkie

Dis wan dey find prick water

TayserMahiri:
What place is secured when you cant write a simple code?

Im more secured than you cuz I can school you in everything including how to be a useful Nigerian.

Twaz an elective that was totally off my field. This is a faceless forum and not everyone is as poor as you. My family can buy your entire community and sell it in a second hand garage sale. I'm sure you don't want to go down that lane

TayserMahiri:
What place is secured when you cant write a simple code?

Im more secured than you cuz I can school you in everything including how to be a useful Nigerian.

Is it your fathers firm

Hoeloesho girl

TayserMahiri:
College kid drunk with porn still moving around searching.

So

1 & 2 is PORN (President of the Republic of Nigeria)

VS

3 & 4 which is PORK (president of the Republic of Kenya)

Useless old woman

TayserMahiri:
FINISH SCHOOL FIRST KID

My place is secured in my dads firm. Worry about yourself

TayserMahiri:
Your pidgin is terrible it sounds like people who dont know how to speak. Thats why I call it munkie chatter. Alexo has better understandable pidgin and I found it a lil intresting and funny.

Yours is still MONKEY LANGUAGE

C how Maria earns her living

NigeriaIsDoomed:
abegi mek that useless monkey dey kibera, Lagos no need dat kibera monkey. Instead mek we find one dog wey go fit learn quick pass Alex

Lol

NigeriaIsDoomed:
no o ....e dey help one naija master for nairobi wash plates, clean toilets and bathrooms.

Abeg Alex we dey find new house boi o. We go settle your travel bills down to Lagos.

jaycent:
No na sufferNsmiling prick dem cut

Since when slave start to get prick

NairobiWalker:
I won't bother explaining sh1t to an idiot.

Cry cry baby

NigeriaIsDoomed:
the monkey pay naija boys 4 nairobi mek dem teach am pidgin.make I hear say Britain go give visa to that bush man

E b like say him dey do gate man for one of their numerous Naija masters over there

NigeriaIsDoomed:
This is really shocking. According to a video footage making the rounds online in Kenya, a man went through extreme length to show that his wife is really his property. It was alleged that the aggrieved husband cut of the joystick of a man whom he caught sleeping with his wife.

The man was stripped unclad with blood gushing out from his mutilated private part as neighbors and passersby gathered to see for themselves.

Some people even brought out their phones to record the injured man as he laid on the ground there lamenting.


Na wetin Kenyans sabi be this, na to bang other peoples wives.na him don lose him prick. This guy come resemble alexxo11. gallivant abegi come carry una kibera monkey

Chai nairobiwalker aka kiberatrekker no get prick again

Nowenuse:
Gbam! It's just a matter of time before people like NairobiWalker, TayserMahiri, mtis and kikuyu1 start speaking Naija pidgin fluently.

Swahili has proven to be a very useless language.

A language that could not even foster unity and oneness among Kenyans.
A language that could not unite Kenya & Tanzania.

I mean for a language that boasts of over 100 million speakers. I expected them to have the dominant entertainment industry in Africa, forcing other Africans to learn the language and adopt to the culture, but hell NO!

The Hausa and yoruba movie industries in Nigeria are even doing better than Kenyan and Tanzanian movie industries individually with a higher viewing.
It's such a shame!

Swahili language cannot outpace Luganda in Kampala and environs as much as these little Indians boast of influence over Uganda.

Ghanaians are rapidly speaking pidgin these days, same with English speaking Cameroon.
Even French speaking countries like Benin republic are not left out in the cultural influence of Nigeria.

Dat Alex guy head no correct.how you go go UK go learn pidgin.

GERALD710:
Hahahaha!!!The only Nigerians in my area are usually deported two months after arrival.In fact, we and the Asians in my area have agreed on one thing.Rent out to Yemenis ,Tanzanians and Ethiopians if we cannot find Kenyans but not Nigerians. Never Nigerians.
The last Nigerian was a drug dealer.Who wants police raids in their housing units
Even in Mombasa(my home city) the Arabs and Swahilis have a ban on any West African.(Ah,the things they call you guys!!)
That is why they come to Nairobi and squeeze themselves in a backwater area called Roysambu.In Westlands,Upper Parklands and Kilimani, both African houseowners in Kilimani and Asian houseowners in Parklands are refusing to rent to anyone with an ECOWAS passport .
I actually had one deported. I simply report them to Parklands Police.
Our Police do not need evidence for an actual crime being committed. You will be deported without cause because you will be accused of cyber crime anyways

E pain am reach prick o

TayserMahiri:
We would do to them what we've done to Al Shabaab. BH is only a problem to idiots that cant protect their country

Pained nigga good pm

TayserMahiri:
Smart brains are welcome to Kenya. We will milk you dry of your smartest folks and you'll cry foul.
For the bad apples, we will expand our deportation wing.
We will also expand our jails.
We are not Ghana.
Kenya will be your Europe.
Soon you'll be begging us to let you stay.

C this mumu which smart fellow will set foot in kiberaland. We are sending a million Boko Haram

TayserMahiri:
Am impressed no monkey language!

Whatever you've said is the effect of too much monkey brain.

Cry cry baby

NairobiWalker:
I wonder what kind of stories Nigerians tell themselves lol. Every Nigerian you meet seems to believe strongly that they somehow have a mark on the Kenyan economy with other fools deluding themselves that they control some sizeable amount of our economy lol. Most Nigerians living here in Kenya are crammed in small rooms in Zimmerman and Umoja doing petty businesses. One used to sell beans and chapati to construction workers for a project I was supervising. The few rich ones don't really invest in Kenya but are mostly drug peddlers and con men who use Nairobi as a transit route since Aviation is not as developed in Nigeria as it is in Kenya.

No be only Aviation hub, with this kiosk below

TayserMahiri:
The only Nigerian I know in Kenya is Chinedu and he was deported for drug dealing. The rest must live in true backwaters.
Well except Pavore

If you like know usman. We are coming in our thousands and we neither assimilate into the local culture nor do we care about them. Our population will hit 2 million in Nairobi and then we will become your slave masters. Now cry me a river

gallivant:
Where are the chibok girls you spineless pussy? Where is your military and police?

Cry me a river

Just30:
Dont tag me in uselessness

Cry cry baby

Just30 is here to cry again