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breakimg news : 320 said to av xlpoide .... Ur safety is dargreen major priority

Security agencies have alerted that
BOKO HARAM have got coded
numbers printed on recharge cards.
If u load d card, ur phone wil
automatically explode. Pls if u buy a
recharge card, scratch and send the digits to
our inbox
for verification
first. Your life is important to me
and I am ready to die for u

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OUR SOCIAL NETWORK STATUS UPDATES BY 2060.
1. Ouch my Back is very Painful.!
2.These Gray hairs. WTF.
3. My Grandchildren are coming to visit me.
Huh! Feels so good.
4. Anybody with a walking stick. Hit my inbox
pliz.
5.My youngest daughter is finally married and
I'm Lonely in the Big House! Anyway I'm
happy for her.
6.Damn! How does my Grandson expect me
to chew maize with only 3 teeth left in my
Mouth...

m about to drop d ansa , winners shud visit any local joint in their area to redeem their price

Three girls where taking a bath in the
riverbefore the wind blow off their towells.
Certainly a group of boys were passing by.
The first girl covered her breasts.
The second girl covered her private part
usingher finger.
The third girl covered her face.
Who was more clever among the three
girls ??

I know u'r brilliant but....Let's see how smart you are; A Man was found murdered on 19-6- 2011(Sunda y Afternoon) inside his house, his wife called the police, they asked everyone around a question Police: where were you when his death happened?. WIFE: I was sleeping upstairswhen the murder took place COOK: I was cooking in the kitchen HOUSE GIRL: I went to collect the children from school. GARDENER: I was cutting the flowers at the backyard. GATEMAN: Oga sent me to buy newspaper for junction. After listening to their answers, the police arrested the murderer. Who was the murderer?

Nollywood should produce a movie titled
''eleven idiots'' starring all d super
eagles.Ideye,Mu sa,Akpala nd d rest

Imagine u are single, you went out to a
pharmacy 2 buy CONDOM.
Immediately you said give me "CON"
then you realize your "FATHER" is behind you.
What will you add to the "CON"
to save yourself??
Lets see how you handle this tough situation!

A boob, a vagina and an asshole
are debating on who is da greatest of the
three of them.
Boob: I give milk to new born babies and I'm
attractive to the opposite sex, that's why I am
the greatest.
Vagina: That's nothing, I give birth to babies
and can accommodate the opposite sex,
that's why I am the greatest.
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Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to
speak!

the debate is about to end , and its so obvious that bin is the winner , after giving out all his points its now time for him to round up ,but bin bleeped up , here is how he rounded up his points "with dis few points of mine , i beleive am able to confuse u but not to confuse that that that...... (the time keeper rings d bell , while all d panel of judges fainted)

[b][/b]I dont know why nigeria like wasting
talent ,Last week i was in a bus going to
ijaniki ,when we got hook in a thick traffic at
Agbara. U knw as usual ,there are people
selling gala,purewater n other entertainin
department ,as i was hungry i decided to get
a gala n 1 lacasera,i was about to give the guy
money when the bus move suddenly ,WHAT! ,
i was surprise but happy dat i dont have to
pay 4 my gala n drink again ,no trafic until we
get to to ijanikin, as i was geting down from
the bus even b4 d conductor cud ask me 4
money , a guy just rush to me , "BROS WEY MY
MONEY":-| .It is that same guy that sold gala to
me in the trafic, he has been running after the
bus...,this guy should be runnin 4 Nigeria.

akpors is enjoying the view of the cool weather inside his private jet,when suddenly a man came to akpors and said ,do u mind if we fly 2gether with this parachute , akpor said No, the man asked the second time ,akpors screamed , GET OUT OF HERE .U MOTHERF*CKER.: then the man said ,"well suit ur self sir am d PILOT. ...we are stil searchin 4 akpors body ..

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akpors and ekaite sat infront of their building ,when akpors saw a mad woman and said 'ekaite look at ur sister' ekaite ,looking very annoyed,after some moment she saw a mad man who is worse than dat woman ,and she scream ,akpors look at ur brother! ,akpors smiled and said 'u are right infact he is my brother inlaw