The 3 Pictures of different Trees
above got my mouth Shut….

Check the Pics very well, It will wow
you

Unfortunately, some African mothers
still force feed their children this
way.

Can you allow your mother to force
feed your child like this?

Can you let your Girlfriend rock
this?

The Chief of staff to the Edo State
Government, Mr. Patrick
Obahiagbon, has been described by
Nigerians as one grammarian known
for his command of the English
Language and ways of usage of the
vocabularies.
The Nigerian number one
grammarian has carved a niche for
himself at several occasions with the
use of jaw breaking words to
mesmerize his listeners.
According to Nigerian university
scholarships, here is a compilation
of the top 50 Jaw breaking words
ever used by the grammarian and
their meanings:

WORDS AND MEANING

1. Gargantuan –extremely large
2. Bugaboo – an object of fear
3. Pooh-pooh – Dismiss as being
foolish or impractical
4.Perfidy – deceitful or
untrustworthy
5. Repugnant – extremely distasteful
and unacceptable
6. Insalubrious – unwholesome and
unhealthy
7. Odoriferous – having an odor.
8. Sardonic – Scornfully mournful or
cynical
9. Lugubrious – mournful, sad,
dismal
10. Obfuscate – To make something
less clear and more difficult to
understand.
11. Cascading – a large amount of
something hanging down
12. Malodorous – smelling very
unpleasant
13. Termagant – a woman who is
very strict and who tries to tell
people to do things in an unpleasant
14. Paraplegic – A person who
suffers from paraplegia
15. Crinkum-crankum – Elaborate or
detailed (archaic)
16. Empyrean – literary relating to
Heaven
17. Conundrum – A confusing
problem or question that is too
difficult to solve
18. Alacrit – great willingness or
enthusiasm
19. Tinge– to add a small amount of
color to something
20. Braggadocio – Boost full or
arrogant behavior
21. Megalomania – a mental illness
or condition in which somebody has
an exaggerated belief in their own
importance or power.
22. Mendacious – Not telling the
truth
23. Mores – the customs of a society
24. Rosicrucian – a member of a
secretive society concerned in the
study of metaphysical, mystical and
alchemical lore.
25. Hierophants – A person
especially a priest who interprets
sacred or esoteric mysteries
26. Objurgates – rare and severe
27. Indubitable – impossible to
doubt and unquestionable
28. Egregious – Outstandingly bad
and shocking.
29. Vaudeville – a type of
entertainment popular in the late
19th and early 20th centuries,that
includes singing,dancing
30. Audacious – lacking respect,
impudent
31. Ratiocination– The forming of
judgment by a process of logical
reason
32. Ballyhoo – extravagant publicity
33. Quagmire – a complex or difficult
situations
34. Phantasmagoria – a sequence of
imaginary images
35. Plummeted – to fall from a high
level or position
36. Sui Generis – Unique
37. Ferocious – Fierce, cruel or
violent.
38. Miasma – an unpleasant smell
39.Apotheosis – the highest point in
the development of something
40. Excrescence – an unattractive or
superfluous feature
41. Mobocracy – rule or domination
by the masses
42. Proclivities – An inclination or
predisposition
43. Kakistocracy – Government
under the control of a nation’s worst
or least qualified citizens
44. Lampoon – public satire or
ridicule
45. Déjà vu – a feeling of having
already experienced the present
situation(FRENCH)
46. Recumbent – Inactive, Idle.
47. Terminus – The end of something
48. Perfidy – The act of violating a
promise, faith or vow
49. Mephistophelean – wicked
50. Jiggery-pokery – Tricky,
misrepresentation and
manipulation.

dat gurl on white gown won spoil my konji

The Spanish international midfielder
believes the Portuguese coach has a
“magic touch” and believes his desire
to win places him above Pep Guardiola
and Arsene Wenger
Cesc Fabregas has claimed that Jose
Mourinho is the best manager he
has played under.
Chelsea wrapped up their first
Premier League title in five seasons
with a 1-0 victory over Crystal Palace
on Sunday and Fabregas believes
Mourinho’s influence on that
triumph cannot be underestimated,
crediting his winning mentality as a
key factor in Chelsea’s success.
The Spaniard has worked under
esteemed coaches such as Pep
Guardiola, Vicente del Bosque and
Arsene Wenger in his career, but
says that Mourinho is number one.
“He (Mourinho) just loves winning,”
the 28-year-old said. “I’m not just
saying other managers I have played
under don’t, but he has some edge
that goes above anyone else I have
ever been with.

“The mentality shows every single
training session, or game. I now
understand why he has won what
he has won in his career.
“Yes, Mourinho has a touch of
magic, 100 per cent. He knows how
to manage a team, he knows how to
get the best out of you, and that’s
what you want from a manager. 100
per cent.”

Fabregas also warned the Blues’
rivals that this season could be just
the beginning of a protracted spell
of dominance for Mourinho’s side.
“Hopefully it will be the start of a
new era, a new team. Hopefully the
new players now feel this winning
mentality can go on for a long time,”
he added.

“Even obviously we have the likes
of John Terry, Didier Drogba, Petr
Cech, Branislav Ivanovic and Jon Obi
Mikel, they have all been here seven
or eight years, even longer.
“I have always said since the
beginning of the season that it is a
very young talented team, and that
as well is one of the causes that
made me sign for the club, is that,
potentially, this team can be one of
the best in Europe.”

Source:- Goal.com

Manchester United boss Louis van
Gaal, has confirmed that Robin van
Persie has dropped down the pecking
order for penalty-taking duties.
The Dutch striker missed from 12
yards against West Brom on
Saturday, as the Red Devils trailing
1-0 at Old Trafford – a game they
eventually lost by the same margin.
Van Gaal revealed that he will soon
appoint a new player for the role,
with captain Wayne Rooney not in
contention having missed a few
weeks ago too.
When asked if his compatriot will
continue taking penalties, he
replied: “No. He is now at the end of
the road.
“It’s always like that. Wayne has
missed also so, when you miss, you
are at the bottom again.
“Wayne has already missed – twice,
I believe – so we have penalties and
we miss them.”
Van Persie, who just returned from
injury lay-off, has netted 10 times in
26 league games this season.

NaijaOptimist:
ma no talk.

incase i hit fp

Don’t think otherwise..She says 2face was by
the corner, watching her laugh and enjoy
Wyclef’s jokes…..

[quote author=lonelydora post=33403414]Make I alert my Igbo brothers in Alaba say he don produce another one. [bro u 4ni oooo]

Agbaje, who had congratulated
Ambode on his victory, filed the
petition on Thursday, April 30, 2015.
The petitioners in the case are
Agbaje and the PDP while the
respondents are the Independent
National Electoral Commission
(INEC), Ambode, the APC and the
INEC Resident Electoral
Commissioner (REC) for Lagos State,
Akin Orebiyi.
According to documents filed by the
PDP candidate’s lawyers, the
petitioners are contesting Ambode’s
victory on three grounds:

1. INEC’s non-compliance with
Section 7 of its own 2015 Election
Guidelines which provides for the
use of card readers in all polling
units.
Agbaje is therefore seeking the
cancellation of the results of all
polling units where card readers
were not used.

2. APC’s non-compliance with
Section 85 of the Electoral Act 2010
(as amended) which stipulates that a
party must give INEC 21 days’ notice
of the convention where it intends
to choose its governorship
candidate.
APC’s letter notifying INEC of the
convention where Ambode was
elected was submitted on November
18, 2014 while he was chosen as the
party’s candidate on December 4,
2014, 5 days shy of the official
requirement.

3, Ambode’s alleged conflicting
claims of his state of origin. Agbaje
is alleging that the APC candidate
stated in his JAMB form (REG No:
646789) that he’s from Ilaje Local
Government Area in Ondo State
while in his governorship form, he
claims, under oath, to be from Epe
in Lagos State.
An insider said that Agbaje was
hesitant to pursue the case against
Ambode but was pressured into it
by members of his party.
“He already accepted the result but
they [PDP] convinced him to
challenge it,” the source said.

The Lagos State election tribunal
will begin sitting on Tuesday, May 5,
2015.
Ambode won the gubernatorial
election in Lagos with 811,994 votes
to defeat Agbaje who polled 659,788
votes.
Agbaje reportedly placed a phone
call to his opponent at 6.58pm on
Sunday, April 12, before the official
results were announced, to
congratulate him on his victory.

is it true

incase i hit frontpage

Rapper Olamide took a cute father & son selfie
with his three month old son, Batifeori
Maximilliano Adedeji. The kid is Adorable!

letz hope it hit front page b4 complaing

One of the first major actions to be
taken by President-elect
Muhammadu Buhari on assumption
of office is a massive shake-up of
the military, TheCable understands.
There will be a “mass retirement” of
senior officers who are believed to
have corruptly enriched themselves
or “who abandoned professionalism
for politics”, sources in the know of
the plan told TheCable.
Already, a small group has been set
up quietly to work out the
modalities for the shake-up and
scout possible replacements for
those to be weeded out.
Most likely to be affected are
officers who allegedly mismanaged
funds meant for military operations,
those who colluded with crude oil
thieves and those who engaged in
political activities in breach of their
professional duties.
Former President Olusegun
Obasanjo, in his congratulatory
letter to Buhari after the March 28
election, had urged the president-
elect to reform the military, saying
“so much harm [had been] done to
many national institutions including
the military, which proudly
nurtured you and me”.
Obasanjo, on assuming office in
1999, retired all officers who had
held political appointments — an
action thought to have helped
prevent a possible coup after several
military interventions in the nation’s
history.
Buhari is a retired major-general
who had commanded all the
divisions in the Nigerian army
before becoming head of state in
1983 after a coup. He was retired in
August 1985 following his ouster his
chief of army staff, Ibrahim
Babangida, now a retired general.
An insider in Buhari’s circle told
TheCable: “The military has been
politicised and bastardised in the
last few years. Corruption has
reached unprecedented levels with
the oil theft in the Niger Delta and
haphazard anti-terror war.
“Nobody can say sincerely that the
leadership of the military has lived
up to expectations. We need a
professional military. We cannot be
relying on neighbouring countries to
be bailing us out of our internal
issues. Buhari will transform the
military to an institution of pride for
all Nigerians again.”
TheCable could not ascertain the
extent of the planned purge, apart
from the expected change of service
chiefs and division commanders.
But the primary aim of the planned
changes, the source added, is to rid
the military of “greedy and
unprofessional officers”.
The military has come under
scrutiny in recent years over its
seeming failure to curb terror and
oil theft as well as corruption in the
top hierarchy.
In the north-east operations against
Boko Haram, there were reports that
monies meant for the allowances of
troops were being diverted to
private pockets.
Instead of the monthly allowance of
N30,000, the troops were reportedly
getting N15,000 with no satisfactory
official explanation on what
happened to the balance.
The troops were also allegedly being
given only three sachets of “pure
water” per day in the desert heat
and lacked sleeping kits.
Their food supplies for the day were
allegedly brought at once in the
morning, a situation that saw them
eating cold lunch and sour dinner.
Many troops were also battle-weary
and suffering psychological trauma
but did not get the necessary
support from the authorities, leading
to several cases of mutiny which
resulted in death sentences for
soldiers found guilty of refusing to
fight.
At some stage last year, troops fired
shots at the commander of the 7th
division in Maiduguri, Borno state,
Ahmed Mohammed, a major
general, who narrowly escaped
death in the hands of the frustrated
soldiers.
He was immediately transferred
from the division, which was
created by President Goodluck
Jonathan specifically to fight Boko
Haram insurgents.
These deficiencies, compounded by
the perceived superior firepower of
the Boko Haram militants, were
largely held responsible for the
prolonged war against terror which
only came to live when the February
14 presidential election was
postponed by six weeks.
Also, Daily Trust newspaper
reported last year that the army top
brass had shared part of a land
meant for barracks in the Asokoro
District of Abuja, a further evidence
of the rot in the military.
It said the 439 beneficiaries of the
landgrab included spouses,
relations, friends, associates and
companies owned by senior army
officials.
Kenneth Minimah, a lieutenant
general and chief of army staff, and
his predecessor Azubuike Ihejirika,
a retired general, were allocated
2035.41sqm and 3909.35sqm of land
respectively, the newspaper
reported.
Those who got allocations along with
their wives included two former
chiefs of defence staff, Oluseyi
Petinrin, a retired air chief marshal,
and Ibrahim Ola Sa’ad, a retired
admiral.
Former chief of air staff,
Mohammed Dikko Umar, a retired
air marshal, also got his share, while
Ihejirika’s wife, Gift, got Plot 4882
which is 2385.59sqm.
One other beneficiary named “Oke
Ihejirika” was given 1,583.59sqm, in
addition to three more ‘Ihejirikas’
who were listed as Goodok Oil and
Gas’s directors: Ihejirika
Okechukwu, Ihejirika Chika and
Ihejirika Goodluck. The company got
7476.95sqm of land.
Daily Trust came under attack from
soldiers after its report, with soldiers
seizing copies of the newspaper and
detaining its distribution vans.
Military authorities defended the
action, maintaining then that the
operation was based on a tip-off
that terrorists wanted to use
newspaper vehicles to transport
explosive materials.

[quote author=free2ryhme post=33395787]
see im neck na ostrich own [/cnt believe i made front page]

lolZ

Speechless

A fan asked why he hasn’t seen Don
Jazzy’s name on the guest list of
Mayweather vs Pacquiao Fight and
baba has this to say… see tweet
below:-

[quote author=adanduka post=33281592]Does she pay the bills?[/] [quote author=adanduka post=33281592]Does she pay the bills?[/]

OMG!! See When tonto was still tonto……

deyhavecomeagain

1. When Barcelona’s Xavi was 19, he
almost signed for Milan. His father
gave his “yes” to him but his mother
said “if Xavi leaves Barca, I will
divorce!”
2. While Zlatan Ibrahimovich’s
youth team was 4-0 down, he came
in as a substitute and scored 8 goals.
3. Juan Mata is the first player in
history to have joined Manchester
United from Chelsea.
4. Xherdan Shaqiri has so far won
league titles in every year of his
professional career !
5. Alex Song has 27 siblings – 17
sisters and 10 brothers.
6. Ryan Giggs is the only Premier
League player to score 100 goals
without scoring a hat-trick.
7. Cristiano Ronaldo was named
after former US President Ronald
Reagan.
8. Steven Gerrard has swapped his
jersey with more than a hundred
players, but never with a Man
United player.
9. Ronaldinho first gained media
attention when his youth team won
23 – 0. He scored all 23 goals.
10. Chelsea have been relegated
more times than they have won the
league.
11. The difference in Messi’s age and
Ronaldo’s age is 869 days. The same
difference between Messi and
Ronaldo’s son.
12. Zinedine Zidane was never
caught offside in his whole career.
13. Only one GOLD Premier League
trophy has been awarded and it was
to Arsenal because in 2003/2004
season, they didn’t lose one match.
14. Brazilian legend, Pele, scored 92
hat-tricks, 4goals on 31 occasions, 5
goals on 6 occasions, and 8 goals
onan occasion.
15. When Mourinho says you have a
bright future, it means you can’t
make his team at the present.
16. Cristiano Ronaldo was expelled
from school at the age of 14 after
throwing a chair at his teacher for
mocking his family’s financial status.
17. CR7 has no tattoos because he
frequently gives blood and getting a
tattoo will render him unable to do
so for 6 months.
18. Real Madrid sold 50,000 James
Rodriguez jerseys in one day.
Juventus sold 0 (zero) Bendtner
jersey in one season.
19. In January 2003, Van Gaal was
SACKED by Barcelona after leaving
them just 3 points above the
relegation zone.
20. Louis Van Gaal and David Moyes
attended the same Tactical
Management School
21. Arsenal bought Anelka,
Overmars, Petit, Henry,Vieira,
Fabregas, RVP, Adebayor and Nasri
for £42 million. Then sold them for
£206 million.
22. Hearts of Oak never lost a game
in the Ghana Premier League but
they couldn’t clinch the league title.


Which one of them do you find
interesting?

Mavin Records act, Reekado Banks
yesterday, 28th April, 2015 convocate
from the University of Lagos.
He shared the news on his social
media accounts, with the caption;
“Thank you Lord for the journey so
far. #ALLELU”

The “Chop Am” singer is now a
graduate of History and Strategic
Studies from one of Nigeria’s top
tertiary institutions, University of
Lagos, Akoka.

AS A PROFESSIONAL WHICH OF THIS PEDAL IS MORE BETTER?

as a profesional which 1 do u use in playing drums

chai ps1 av wasted money in playing dat game in uncle chidi shop in soz dyz #KONAMI

I always ask diz myself wether i will ask him WHEN WILL RAPTURE TAKE PLACE

How do u guyz react to diz prayer