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Bloody funny Joke. Nice one!!!!!!

Glad u guys are enjoying it. And did u notice how daft the 1st 'mugu' is? He even picks up the phone the 2nd time when the white man calls back and then because his no. is hidden he thinks it's an internet phone no. 'Mugu' personified!!!!!

Glad u r enjoying it as much as i did.

Hey Nairalanders!

I got this, and thot i should share. Being a very generous person that I am!.

Thanks to our Dear Seun, u can now enjoy it with me.

just click on the link below.

https://www.nairaland.com/img/NaijaMafia.mp3

This a classic case of the robber getting robbed. Some advance fee
fraudsters (419ers) thought they had a foolish victim [aka "mugu"] - a
white guy who was a potential source for mega money. After several
calls and correspondence, it was agreed that they meet in Scotland to
finalise the deal.

We all know in business there are incidental costs, and sometimes one
has to spend money to make money. So at the white guy's request, our
419 friends sent the potential "mugu" some money to demonstrate good
faith in the deal, and funds to purchase a ticket and hotel to meet
them in Scotland . Plus, they also took a flight and booked a hotel
too!


Well, the "mugu" kept all the money and never showed up, so the 419ers
suddenly became the "mugu", and the rest of the story is caught on
tape.

Sorry. Tanx Sis!!!! Pardon Moi

Glad someone has enjoyed it. Thanx Bro. Thot it would be outdated.

An Old one joke. Enjoy!!!!

A man desperate for a goodtime with a hooker, goes to a red light district.
He sees a hooker and then asks her for her rate's? 'How much?'

She says '£5/round on the ground, £10/round standing and £30/round on bed'.
Happy at the answer, the man gives her £30.

The hooker replies, 'My type of Man - Classy!! so 1 round on bed?'.

The man screams and says nooo!!!!!!! Six rounds on ground!!!!

Not sure if u guys have read this before, but here goes!!!

A Hausa man, a Yoruba man and an Ibo man where told to make offerings at a church.

The hausa man drew a circle and said he will throw money up in the air and any note that lands in the circle is for God and anynote that falls outside the circle is his.

The yoruba man drew a thin str8 line and said any note that lands on the line is for God and off the line is his own.

The ibo man, as im sense plenty said that, he will throw his money in the air and anyone that God catches is for God and the rest for himself.