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Family / Re: Woman Tracks Her Drunk Husband Down, Beats Him Up Till He Cries Like A Baby by DarkMagic(m): 6:55pm On Jan 22, 2018
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Romance / Re: How Do I Stop Masturbation by DarkMagic(m): 6:55pm On Jan 22, 2018
Be busy with something
It is when u r idle..the shii happens
Secondly.. get a girlfriend
Or still get a sex doll

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Romance / Re: Another Pretty Nigerian Lady Is Looking For A God Fearing, Virgin Husband by DarkMagic(m): 1:56pm On Jan 21, 2018
Jes get a male sex doll
What kinda criteria is dat? undecided
Virgin in 2018?
No friends??...even prisoners av friends
No clubbing experience? undecided
angry
Romance / Re: From A Scale Of 1-10 Rate This Sex Dolls (pics) by DarkMagic(m): 10:08am On Jan 21, 2018
8.0
If only they had souls cry

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Romance / Re: This Is So Frustrating And Embarrassing by DarkMagic(m): 9:33am On Jan 21, 2018
shocked
It is nature
It is nature taking its course
Buh...having wet dreams often seems odd to me
Maybe that is howbur system works
So wat to do is...u need sex..no doubts
Get a girlfriend...have sex ...I mean lot
If the shii persists...donate one of ur testes grin

If u no fit get girlfriend... Sex doll dey
If u no fit afford sex doll...Vaseline dey
If u no fit afford Vaseline... Use ur hands like dat
Either way..the akamu must come out grin
Romance / Re: Who Is The Most Important Family Member In Your Life by DarkMagic(m): 7:10am On Jan 21, 2018
ShyCypher:
My sex doll
shocked
Sex doll fit do kidney transplant shocked shocked
Romance / Re: Please!!! Save A Friend From Future Heartbreak by DarkMagic(m): 7:03am On Jan 21, 2018
Guy...everything is clear as crystal
ahn ahn...
She won't visit her "boo" buh she can visit male bestie
She isn't proud to mention the"boo's name" in public
These things r simple na
Fu*k the girl one last time and move on
Or push her to the back and make her ur side chick
It is dat simple undecided
Romance / Re: Sex Dolls: Ik Ogbonna, Daramalola, others react by DarkMagic(m): 6:28am On Jan 21, 2018
cheesy
I dnt really see the reason why women should b bothered by the evolution of sex dolls
All these years of dildoes and cucumbers
Men were and are still silent
So what gives? undecided
The era of hoarding sex has gone cheesy grin

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Romance / Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by DarkMagic(m): 10:46am On Jan 20, 2018
BuhariIstSon:


Eyah, you still don't understand the true use of sex dolls. Sex dolls just like dildos are made to give the man an alternative. Sex will no longer be used by women against men since they can get it anywhere else. This will make women let down their egos since no man is begging you for anything. Men will still have children, will still marry women and love them, but will no longer be begging and running around for sex, if I want 10 times a week the sex doll can give me 5 and you the woman just give me 5... It is not meant to replace you but to tell you that you are not my only option so don't make shakara
Exactly!!!
Word bro
It jes limits their shakara
Men won't b held captive by the "I am a virgin crew" or"let's wait for the wedding night crew "
Men won't b limited in the aspect of sex
Even oloshoism will reduce grin > grin
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Who Couldn't Afford The N800k Sex Doll, Goes For A Smaller One by DarkMagic(m): 10:42am On Jan 20, 2018
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Romance / Re: Everyother Man Should Choose Sex Dolls And Leave The Natural Toto For Me Oo(pics by DarkMagic(m): 10:34am On Jan 20, 2018
cheesy
Ha
When they are dildoes grin grin
Romance / Re: Sex Doll: A Man Disfigured His Doll After Going 10 Rounds With Tramaldol by DarkMagic(m): 10:16am On Jan 20, 2018
The guy above me is right

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Romance / Re: The Real Implication Of Sex Doll by DarkMagic(m): 10:14am On Jan 20, 2018
cheesy cheesy
E can pain
Cos the rate at which NL girls are creating threads cos of the sex dolls grin grin is alarming
They are in trouble

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Romance / Re: Sex Doll War: Fishy Smell Vs Rubber Smell by DarkMagic(m): 8:54pm On Jan 19, 2018
Af off grin grin

Romance / Re: What Make You Think Sex Doll Is Better Than Your Girlfriend by DarkMagic(m): 10:44pm On Jan 18, 2018
richythePH:



GBAM!!!


#WithSexDollWeStand
I dash u one doll grin grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: What Make You Think Sex Doll Is Better Than Your Girlfriend by DarkMagic(m): 10:39pm On Jan 18, 2018
Less nagging
Less worries
Less insecurities
Less heartbreaks
Less menstrural periods wahala
Less oloshos
Less everything

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Romance / Re: Sex Dolls: The World Is In Trouble. by DarkMagic(m): 10:31pm On Jan 18, 2018
grin
OK..
When em girls use cucumber... the world wasn't in trouble
When em girls use head of yam with condom on it.. the world wasn't in trouble
When em girls use dildoes of 14inches...the world wasn't in trouble
And so it is nw the rise of the dolls av begun..that the world is in trouble grin
Bia...op warn urself

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Romance / Re: Ghanaian Man Buys ₦80,000 Sex Doll, Order Delivered Successfully (photos) by DarkMagic(m): 9:47pm On Jan 18, 2018
delugajackson:

gringrin
Hahaha! My belle o! Chai, brosiee ehh. You don kill me with laugh. In fact, one sex doll for you.
grin
I take it wholeheartedly
Romance / Re: Sex Dolls Shipping To Nigeria For As Low As ₦5500 Only!($12.64 + $2.84 Shipping) by DarkMagic(m): 7:52pm On Jan 18, 2018
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Romance / Re: Women Always Reject Me Because Of My Small Manhood Size - Popular Ghanaian Actor by DarkMagic(m): 6:57pm On Jan 18, 2018
I am something
I don't complain about small dicksss
What am I?
Sex doll
U av ur answer man grin cheesy

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Romance / Re: Why Sex Dolls Won't Work In Nigeria by DarkMagic(m): 6:55pm On Jan 18, 2018
No worry na
Until when Jumia starts doing black Friday for sex dolls grin

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Romance / Re: Ghanaian Man Buys ₦80,000 Sex Doll, Order Delivered Successfully (photos) by DarkMagic(m): 6:40pm On Jan 18, 2018
The rise of sex dolls cheesy cheesy grin
Very soon...men go dey carry extension to charge dolls
Men go b like...oboy comot charger..ur own don full

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Romance / Re: Even Broke Guys Are Shouting I Stand With Sex Doll by DarkMagic(m): 6:37pm On Jan 18, 2018
sekxyqueen:

but you know there are male sex dolls..

what's wrong with you guys ranting like mad dogs..tufia undecided
I can't believe u created a thread to display ur hurt
E can pain grin
Oya go and buy the male sex dolls na
It must buy u recharge card grin
Don't b pained ehn

#withsexdollswestand

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Romance / Re: Even Broke Guys Are Shouting I Stand With Sex Doll by DarkMagic(m): 5:59pm On Jan 18, 2018
Issi ur standing.. Ehn
Issi ur sexdoll
Leave them..#sexdolls ti take over

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Romance / Re: See The Price Of Sex Doll On Jumia With Huge Discount by DarkMagic(m): 5:02pm On Jan 18, 2018
Eh God
Romance / Re: What's The Difference Between The Sex Doll & Nigerian Women? by DarkMagic(m): 3:49pm On Jan 18, 2018
If we start mentioning
A⁴ won't b able to contain it grin
Romance / Re: Women Are In For A Big Trouble (photo) by DarkMagic(m): 8:51pm On Jan 17, 2018
Henitan24:
Says who man, my man can't leave me and go for doll, it's possicant.
grin
The day he leave u for a doll..it will b like zeeworld

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Romance / Re: Nigeria Girls Vs Doll... by DarkMagic(m): 8:00pm On Jan 17, 2018
How I will dance when #sexdolls enters Nigeria
Romance / Re: Nigeria Girls Vs Doll... by DarkMagic(m): 7:58pm On Jan 17, 2018
The painment in some ladies grin grin grin
Romance / Re: How To Get Hard And Sustainable Erection Anytime You Want It by DarkMagic(m): 5:19am On Jan 17, 2018
charlesv018@gmail.com
Romance / Re: Guys Only: Can You Collect 5 Soldier Man Slaps To Save Your Gf From Rape? by DarkMagic(m): 9:21pm On Jan 16, 2018
ubunja:
never!!!!!only if she was my sister or mother.
and after she has been raped i break up with her.she is damaged and i cant deal with that.


No chill!!!!!

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