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The guy was funny af

Rich marry rich
That is the pattern

And after if they are seen as sex object,they will complain
Dress the way you want to be addressed

Two wombs

Wait..if she doesn't love
It can mean three things...
Olosho or FWB
Or she jes randomly have sex with anything with dick

Is she from Wakanda?

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She is right tho
Those two factors are to be considered, especially when you want to start a family
If you don't have job..forget woman
If you don't have a house..put woman aside
You can't start a family under ur father's roof
Achieve thkse two..get a good salary or income..then you can think marriage
Put the horse before the cart

Wait
Am not understanding
Is she trying to say we should wear boxer only once and that is it??
If it is that one,madam you are on a long tin

When guys no dey reason boxer issue this days..
Wear one one week,turn the back and wear it another week

See how that woman dey fa gbo

Overseasoned rice abi which jellof rice are u talking about?
Mr Man come closer,the table you are shaking ehn

Nice

Google is one site that can never shut down
The traffic per day alone ehn

Persistent human being
Stop or carry me to your house

Promismike:


Sense go kill u

Completely true. You really dated many of them.

Immediately you say hi to them. The next you get is send me card. My phone is bad. My rent is due, etc Nigeria leeches. Not ladies.

As if u know,
They find every guy as a potential client
One got me fired up gan...I was like Hello
Before I knew it,see brought down heaven saying"All boys are the same,they just want to chop and run,For your information,I have a bf"
I was dumbstruck

Almaiga:
He is very correct but, where he said "they can't hold a conversation in parson or via text typing like a parson with epileptic seizure" caught my attention most.

My brother,that shii is the most frustrating thing I have ever encountered
Only "LOL and K" making them feel like they are doing us a favor by conversing with us
I like the guy where he said...spend actual money... Nairaland females and feminist not gonna like this one

Wetin we gain if we no get this money?

Women
They can't simply get enough..
Love does nuh exist in this country..infact this continent gan ...only business transactions

See replica
Ahn ahn
Happy birthday dude

All of Hillsong's songs
Don Meon
Try Tribbet
Even the planetshakers
U know na...all those rock and roll Gospel Songs

This is so spot on
Some churches are so materialistic
Like the hell is "anointing oil of 30k"
Anointing oil ooo...that I doubt they even pray on just to exploit"will i say ignorant" christains?
We should focus on what on church should be

Favour- Unusual Kindness towards person

Number 11 can be annoying ehn...
Aunty Nurse knows it is negative,why is she frowning?
U will be like
Nurse,

In this country,it is not about working hard...it is about working smart
Do what u can do well
School is one thing.. getting a good paying job is another
U might have a 2 ¹ and start selling iTunes cards
That is how bad it is
I know ma child will b a footballer lol
But really, do what u can do well

Rigged election

Please the snake that swallowed the cash in JAMB office
Has it returned with it's family and relatives
Cos this is more than triple the money that disappeared last time
Nigeria my country