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KarmaMod:
Bad Fashion sense or the fact that they use one toothbrush for 5 years.

"This is the one my mama bought me when I first went to boarding school, I ca never part with it"

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!1

eldee:
That's the point every Naija chic fails to understand, seduction is not a fixed thing
Sumtimes it's as simple as staring into her eyes

True that

Making me tingle inside, causing the volcano inside me to explode.
I don't want a man who'll just lay on my bed and expect me to hop him.
Seduction is spontaneous, it's the onset of sex, it drives sex.
It is not the same boring routine, not the same take off your shirt i take off mines.

One can even seduce without sex. . . .it can be an electrifying eye contact, sensual body language.
Seduction makes a man and woman starve for sex Kiss Kiss Kiss Something surprising , something attracting, something enticing.
It might be a slow grazing of his knuckles on my nipples as he walks by me while others are around to emphasize his sexual power over me, that he wants me. Or him tracking his fingers down my spine as he hugs me tight.

Who da hell wants a man who will just kiss and hug. abegi.

Sth I SAID EARLEIR

4 Play:
Nigerian women,seriously,you have to up your game. It's merely because of cultural loyalty that we are still associating with you lot.

You need a total revamp,start with the lipstick/eyeliner that looks like it was applied by someone with Parkinson's disease.

Well, I GOTZ TO AGREE WITH THE LIPGLOSS ONE O. too much!!

Naija men and their bad fashion sense nko? or the way they snore while they're sleeping. Right David? make you confess o

H2O2:
monkey wearing jordans

your wife abi abi na you?

ROTFLMAO

iT'S FUNNY HOW NONE OF THEM CAN TELL US THEIR DEF OF SEDUCTION

KarmaMod:
Someone must have blackmailed 4Play

Stillwater, I SEE

A-40:
Lol i just saw this at this rate i wouldn't be suprised if i logged in here tomorrow and saw someone start a Nigerian Men Do Not Have Dciks thread why all this beef for Naija men

@Morenike
Later you would say i am beefing Naija women or i have issues with them.Na wa ooh

wetin i do na?

ibkaye:
[size=18pt]Ok a shout out to naija guys, please enlighten us, how would you go about to 'seduce' a lady? Tell us jor [/size]

Thank you!!

H202, where you dey!!

ibkaye:
[size=18pt]Ok a shout out to naija guys, please enlighten us, how would you go about to 'seduce' a lady? Tell us jor [/size]

Thank you!!

H202, where you dey!!

StephenP:
It funny because somehow their stomach always finds a way to hang out of the clothes as if it needs some air.

Thank you!! leave my potbelly alone

idupaul:
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((KAAAABOOOOOOOOOM)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

And idle mind is a. . . .

DavidDylan:
seduction is not wearing clothes so tight you can't breath.
Seduction is not sending generic texts you copied from a friend who copied from a friend who copied from the internet.
Seduction is not moping like a hungry cat.
Seduction is not splashing paint . . . sorry makeup . . . on your face like a 5yr old.
Seduction is not acting like a housegirl to impress me.

awww, clap for yourself.
I guess I taught you sth last night. kudos

eldee:
It's really hilarious . . . I was shocked when I saw a Naija chic trying to fake two accents at once
They believe that speaking with the high pitch makes 'em white
Nah . . . are you saying dating Naija chics is like an open auction??
I'm calling your mum ASAP

lmao!! you and 4Play are so mean!!
Where have you been meeting your ladies na

4 Play:
They like to watch you eat it to make sure the juju they put catches you. Don't let a Nigerian woman cook for you o,conniving things.

If you see the way they try ram their food down your throat,you will know something fishy is going on.

oh shut it! bad belle ppl.

Maybe b/c she worked hard cooking it, so you HAVE HAVE HAVE to eat it

eldee:
Moi . . . oh, so u're not only selfish with sex
Sharrap dia . . . is it not past ur bedtime
Hehehe . . . yeah right
It's one thing to lie to everyone . . . but trying to convince yourself?? nah, that's just sad

W/e. . . .

H2O2:
that's what she said. 3 days later she was bugging the crap out of me to give her #100,000 to go shopping.
good looks aren't enough.

Like I said, you better divorce that your white woman and lemme teach you real seduction
Watching her watch tv is not seduction o

KarmaMod:
H202, is it by force that you speak? Seriously?

He implied that I's only read it AFTER he's "rich and famous", I claimed otherwise. Was that really hard to comprehend?

No mind am

Hesperus:
See dark roxn o, feeling like she can take on all the men in 'ere!
I can imagine how she'll be in reality. . .

Sorry, am a one-man person.
So keep imagining

sillyboy:
where is Morenike?

I want to ask you a question. . . .please show yourself.

wetin you want? Make it snappy?

eldee:
I swear . . . I don't know which is more consumer based, the Nigerian chic or the local hardware auction

SHUT UP DIA If he's fine and has a nice personality, money would be th elast thing on my mind. I know it's a cliche,but it darn well is the truth

4 Play:
Just telling you women some home truths.

Why use seduction on a Nigerian woman? It's as useful as trying to seduce a corpse.

Maybe you should try the correct naija babes na.
UniLag/ Uni Osu is not the best place o

KarmaMod:
alagolo, banned again?

no mehn!! The thing told me to report to the admin if I can't log on.

eldee:
Who's j-girl

who dey ask?

DavidDylan:
please can someone remind naija women to learn to wear their sizes instead of their baby clothes? That isnt seduction, its stupidity.

We wear our size, thank you.
Na the ajegunle women you dey date

Hesperus:
Dark rxn, i admire your sincerity. All other naija girls still claim to like poetry, even tho d whole world knows they don't.

At least you're honest, tho that in no way makes you better.

Thanks boo. I admire your sincerity too, but you're still a naija man

DavidDylan:
the long throats would just move on to the next available dude. Of course after eating ur food.

don't blame them . . . when we get sarcastic all we get in return is a stream of invectives in yoruba.

Maybe you too should upgrade eh

tope2000:
Buahahahahahahahahahahaha
Werrin Nigeria babe do u na

na j-girl broke up with him o.
It was disastrous Should have seen him crying

MrCrackles:
Then don't marry them! _{That is even if you can afford to}

Lmao!! So how much are you? I got one dollar o. Is it too much?

@4play, David, and eldee,

If you guys know seduction, plz just teach H202, am not saying showing him o.

idupaul:
`who be this one again naa

point is, grow up!

Thing is, am not interesting in the chin chin you're selling today

4 Play:
Nigerian women are the most boring and clueless creatures in the human race. I often wonder whether if you open the head of a Nigerian women, you will find batteries and motherboards because they seem to act like cyborgs.

And Naija men are the most fun one to be with?

They don't even know sarcasm, they're so stiff, no joke, no thing. Naija men annoy the crap out of me. No lie!

Hesperus:
@ dark rxn, upgrade to what? All y'all are on the same level when it comes to that.

Thank you. Here goes your village basket. Find your way to sudan

StephenP:
And poetry is not romantic. It can't buy her a new pair of shoes.

Who said poetry was romantic.
I'm sorry, it's not.


The last one H202 was trying to read to me put me to sleep

idupaul:
AT post

did ur dad abduct ur mum to the house?

See, if I start my own, they'll say I started it.

Awan omo oshi omoto ita alai ni se. hiss

4 Play:
Even if we had any seductions skills, it will be a waste to try it on Nigerian women.

Look at these frigid and unimaginative Nigerian women opening their gobs. Trying to seduce a Nigerian woman is like trying to seduce a robot.

You know, why some men can't admit their fault still befuddles me.

Hesperus:
Not true, Naija women are not at all romantic, as in them no just try at all!! So why would men even bother seducing them?

Upgrade the level of women you go out with

sORRY NA, i couldn't go and buy another one.

Oya, take this aluminum foil. IT'LL BE OK FOR YOU

chamotex:
thats quite true actually

~roll eyes~ so you in?

ibkaye:
@topic
Nawa o, some nigerian men cannot seduce, some can, same with the women, it has nothing to do with nationality

Chaii, see comparison with a goat, oma se o!

Don't mind David, he just wants to use that excuse to harass his goat in his backyard