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chamotex:
what hips?

I no sabi do o . . . . abi u wan make I drown

Those ones


Don't worry, my airbags will keep you afloat

H2O2:
OUCH! That one will hit home with a lot of them. Just hope they don't start calling for your head next.

Oh shut up gbegele!

H2O2:
So it's no longer about seduction, it's about giving her the koko
You don't even know what you want anymore.

Haha. You would be lucky to find a naija woman that is not in love for money these days.

StephenP:
Touche. . . Well, we're not the ones who get turned on by money

Well that isn't seduction anymore, now is it?

I said that because Stephen implied that the reason naija women wnt make a move if no money is involved, meaning she wnt move in the bedroom, i assumed.

DavidDylan:
Nigerian men this, Nigerian men that . . . . same ol' same ol'.

Nigerian women look great before marriage and crap after marriage.
Nigerian women spot cellulite on their bellies and thighs and expect you to still see them as sexy.

Droopy boobs, poor dress sense, forever tired, lacking in bedroom initiative, always nagging . . .

and yet its the nigerian man that can't seduce?

Truth be told, when you see some nigerian women you'd rather seduce your goat . . .

Take it easy jare.
No be my fault you men can't seduce. What you can do is learn

Bring thse hips here

who is toyin?

YEp, guess so

H2O2:
Take note of what? I ain't your darn man, nor am I trying to be one.

What you need to take note of is the western women's mastery of seduction. you can learn more than few things from the likes of beyonce and halle berry.

Take not or shut up!


I know damn well how to seduce my man No thanks

StephenP:
Errmm no. Seduce a typical Nigerian man and your wish is granted. Seduce a Nigerian women and she doesn't move unless some paper is involved.

If he can get it up and good at what he does in the bedroom, she'd be the one begging him.
No need for money. . . . if. . . .

StephenP:
I doubt women would leave their men because he can't seduce them, instead, it's the men who leave a relationship because their women have lost their sex appeal and/or they've found a sexier woman. Women are leaving the relationship

Trust me, If my man stop being spontaneous, I'll stay with him. But when it gets to the part of him not even trying at all, am out

H202, take note

what's Iyama?

H2O2:
Yuppers. They are very immobile when it comes to seduction. The god of seduction can come to seduce them and they won't even flinch, but as soon as you bring gsm, pounded yam, and ogbono their hooters will rise.

Keep talking about your future wife. hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

StephenP:
Nigerian women wouldn't know seduction even when it stared them in the face.

How can they not know it if they're leaving their marriage or r/ship when their men are not even trying their best to show they know the act of seduction.

No, seduction is not shoving her agaisnt the wall and giving it to her hard.
Mehn, do you ppl have a lot to learn

Chrisbenogor:
@Dark_rxn

frothing and foaming does not really classify as talking, I was only trying to point out that the context the term seems to have taken on the thread and that is seduction is not all about sex. Take a chill pill hormones are raging.

On the first page.
I posted what I thought was seduction. An onset of sex, infact, it does not even have to start sex. It could just be sth enticing, something attracting, and something sensual.
Take note, seduction is not sex

H2O2:
And I guess you must be foolish to be happily married and still be worried about another man's ability to seduce you.

Quote me where I implied that am worried that he can't seduce me

I loff you too baby
Let's move to California

chamotex:
I don't 'kiss and tell'

Do I look like Ibk?
Who you dey kiss?

I said PROVE I DON'T LOVE MY BABY na. So you can't? eh en!

eldee, anoher naija girl haterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Like w/e

chamotex:
Ruby doesn't love you Missy, I can prove it

I dare you to prove it.


Don't mind what they say baby.
Missy B, you can't share me but you want me to share you?
I think not

If you cannot leave my marriage out of this, then I guess you must be obsessed with my husband.
Like I said early, he satisfies me, sexually and more.
Thank you

H2O2:
Are you kidding me? That thing is not married. She's just taking cheap shots at Naija dudes

Who is thing abi you dey craze?
Where you there when I got married? no

skfa1:
H202 abeg leave that out please,much respect to ur marriage

Thank you

Missy B:
Nne:::.you are killing me biko.
Let me go charge ma self-battery incase . . .

Who is Dreeldee?

cheiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!! so you didn't change it yet?

dreeldee is my friend that's with Lysaa

chamotex:
so what about David or is it A-40 now? . . . . see Ruby changing men like bra

Who are there men?

mISSY b, DNT MIND HIM O

H2O2:
Keep talking. That's all you do . . .
I wonder why that your fictitious man is not seducing you very well even though you claim he's great. Better confess your true problem; your husband is incompetent.

Who told you he's not seducing me well enough?
I'm worried about the divorce rate in Nigeria and trying to look for possible solutions that can prevent divorce. Maybe because the men are not seducing enough.
Leave my marriage out of this na.

chamotex:
And who's ur angel? Ruby?

Ruby what about Dreeldee now?

wetin I wan do with dreeldee? Lysaa's man?


@my baby
I just told him. Don't mind him for aging you. Just an excuse cuz he can't have you

haba, the pic must be in private o. Only me, you, and nobody else

H2O2:
Stop finding my tubble

hehehe, what bubbles? So who did you seduce last night?

achinu:
This is a hilarious post. I've to as;

1) When did the art of seduction become the duty of only the male?
2) What stops the naija women from seducing naija men? Abi na abormination?
3) If your man is not seducing you then maybe he's busy seducing someone else oops I slipped

Great questions.

1. Do you expect women to seduce men all the time? Wouldn't it be more fun if it was made a two-way traffic?
Nobody implied that naija women can't seduce their man, because most of us can

2. Nothing's stopping us, that's why we keep doing what we were doing. But it's become a problem when we're the only one doing it na.

3. My husband is not just any trashy typical naija man so . . . .skipped

Watch what you say about my boo

Na your koboko I dey kick

Chrisbenogor:
I think the fun of seduction is in the game, and the thrill of the chase is always sweet. All those alpha male advice can help but the key is to find your niche and to know the girls own niche ( she is an opponent it is war ). S[b]eduction in the real sense of the word is complicated and is a lot different from just tapping into hormones, sex is usually the last thing on the mind of the smooth seducers.[/b] What works for Ngozi on the way to the village stream might not work for Susie on the way to Cedi Plaza, feel me

@cayon
J'espère que votre homme est le français, je n'entends ils sont de merveilleux amants

What's this one saying?

H2O2:
Thank you for that revelation.

Shut up!

Who be sugar mommy?
You mad??

I'm young and kicking, baby
And Missy B is younger than moi, so. . . .kick rocks!

chamotex:
u think so

I know so na. I was here
Don't worry, when am done with MissyB, you can have her
Infact, you can join us

chamotex:
Becuzz of gbeborunyism, thats why

rara, na because your wife left you for another man

Missy B:
Do do I paas ma point across to you?
I'm difficult to satisfy/please/impress.
Biko:::::::you need someone to assist you in that area na.
Aiight:::::I'll give you 2 secs to show me whatcha got . . . maybe I could take only you.

I can't show it on the forum na.
I don't want Chamotex to try and kidnap me.
Am all yours, only for your eyes.
And I guarantee you, I'll satisfy you
So calm down and let me work my magic on you

I'm not sure if I was even banned. It wnt log me in, just told me to report to admin if it want log me in.