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A-40:
On the contrary ooh!! so stop thinking to the left my life is very precious you never know if Magun(landmine) has been planted in that honey-pot i am in my early early twenties abeg my time never reach

Yes you girlies did with the whole feminism thingy, women thinking they know men better than we know ourselves taking advices from each from other women about how Men behave when its friggin obvious you girls don't know what you are talking about
E.g You go to a bookstore and you see a book titled 100 ways to please your Man and its always written by some woman

22 I know Magun in which honey pot? Olorun ma je!!


oh pish posh!! Na only naija feminist dey? Even american men still dey seduce. . . . why can't naija men? Its so so so rare!

I've seen books on "ways to keep your woman satisfied". . . .what's your point?

Keep lying to yourself. NO be only lover

A-40:
Try me and see lol i am not sure your hubby would want to tell about his sexual and sensual activities with his wife

But seriously seeing this thread reminds me of some old Dave Chappelle show and he said something very remarkable which is the fact that Men and Women don't get along anymore and that all you women say is Chivalry is dead and yes i agree its dead because you women killed it

A-40, are you promoting infidelity?


how did we kill it? did we stop y'all from learning how to seduce?
I love Chappelle though

H2O2:
A heaven-sent is not someone you have no confidence to talk about. That your pillow is not heaven-sent, it is silly fetish.

Just because I do not wish to tell you about my husband he's not heaven sent?
I am protecting him

My pillow just keeps me company while he's at work.
soft and comforting jealous?

A-40:
Hmm that remains to be seen

How can he not think himself lucky is it easy to find a seductive Naija woman?If you would not tell me how he seduced you at least tell me who he is? Heaven-sent? hmm i think i have heard this before ooh

How will you know sef? Only my hubby can tell you na


hehe, help me ask am o lol, even if I tell you, you don't know him . yeppp, heaven sent.

A-40:
Seems this place has cooled off
Bottomline:Nigerian Women are as un-seductive as Nigerian Men if not worse

And who is the lucky fella? how did he seduce you and is he nigerian too?

Lol, I can speak for myself sha.

awww, how sweet! He doesn't think himself lucky I can't tell you how he seduced me na. Personal Fortunately, he's not the typical naija man Heaven sent!

A-40:
I hear ya

A married woman huh when did you get married and to whom if i may ask

hear me well well


I got married a while ago and to my husband

H2O2:
Aww, are you seriously asking me out
LMAO @ coming to chinatown to get me. you got jokes
Omo Eko, don't you know that most of the people considered "Greatest Ever" were always surrounded by controversy.
sometimes you just gotta say what's on your mind.

date? shioooooooorrrrrrrr

lmao!! you dey compare yourself to the great ones? kai!!

A-40:
Quit exaggerating !!naah we are not that bad its not like you girls are the most seductive in the world but do we complain? When life gives you lemons you make lemonade with it

Maybe i would give you a reminder course on my so-called seduction skills when would you be up for it?

lmao!! well, some of us are very seductive. . . .

As tempting as that is, I have to decline. I'm a married woman. Am against infidelity If only. . . .

whatever90:
ehen its anatomy oooo,because ive been seeing boobs,face stomach abi belle abi na tummylicious and so on

Blame it on 4Play and David. dnt mind them

Funny thing is, only two of this men wey dey yab naija women know how to seduce.

One, Stephen, we can tell from his poetry. . . .

Who dey yarn about women anatomy?

shey br.biggs and meatpie na woman anatomy?


cheiiii!! jenny, wants to see some action, i see

H202, the day you stop cursing out women on this forum, that day, I'll take you to a nice restaurant even if you refuse

I'll even come to Chinatown to get you

StephenP:
ROFL!!!

Me: What kind of music do you like?
TNW: Beyawnce, P-Square, Marah Carry, and Westlife.

this is just plain out wrong

Now we know that Stephen, 4Play, David and eldee have been to ajegunle and oshodi to find babes. kudos

Why should I not focus on our men's flaws? It hurts me that I know that there's a 90% of me not finding a naija man that knows how to seduce


You're welcome.

lmao

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DavidDylan:
Yours are enough. no more straying . . .

all of them are figure 8.

berra

Are we not?

Potbelly + Big booty + Chest. jealous?

StephenP:
Yeah and not so many guys can say that so it is pretty unique. But pick a random Nigerian girl and ask her her hobbies and I bet she'll say, modeling, reading and listening to music.

Me: Who's your role model?
TNW: My parents and God.

What is wrong with listening to music and reading?


My mom is my role model. bite me!

it's just you

StephenP:
She also loves reading and listening to music.

and you love writing poems. so?

DavidDylan:
Me: hobbies?
TNW: modelling

better than looking at every passing boobs, no?

Na lie!!!!!!!!! She meant, the presence of god's creation, a good man

because they're the desperate types
Some of them got no class.
Seriously, it's like using babsuwe to describe all naija men

hmm, see naija man seduction. shior

DavidDylan:
me: what are your likes?
TNW: Honesty
Me: what are your dislikes?
TNW: people that tell lies.

If you doubt me please look for the sungirl on page three of the sunday sun.

ah ah, how can you use sungirls to describe us now.
now thatz just a crime

H2O2:
does thinking that way make you feel better?

Very, thank you

StephenP:
Me: What do you do for fun?
Typical Nigerian woman: Shopping and going to the sahloone.
Me: The where?
She: Saloone, ah ah are you deaf?

So naija men are not supposed to love shopping? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, then H202 you berra come and explain yourself o.

A-40:
Hmm i don't ever remember seducing you could you possibly refresh my memory

I'd love too, but I myself, cannot rem.

H2O2:
LMF@O. Aren't you afraid to tell the whole world say you get potbelly at your age. Damn, you live in America, there are gyms everywhere. Go get lean, bro.

lmao!!! I knew sth bad abt me, you'll pop out. amugbo

Mines are not even as big as yours

DavidDylan:
those with no boobs make it even look worse.

I sweerr, na boobs go suffocate you

Hesperus:
Oops, my bad! I guess I thot something else. My apologies please.

ok

4 Play:
Potbelly on a man is only natural. That is how we store excess fat. Many Naija women constantly look like they are due with triplets

nonsense, so you're telling me that my potbelly is not natural? So naija men dnt look like a airballoon with their belly?

StephenP:
You say evening gown and she comes fully decked in traditional attire with shoes, earrings and lipstick to match.

sth wrong with that?

Hesperus:
YOU STARTED IT!! Now you've made me look bad. I am gentleman really.

started what? I said he sponsored it, meaning he gave it for me.
Anywazzzzzzzzzz, waka! I dnt like people disrespecting my mother.

back to topic

A-40:
@Dark RXN
Are you sure? so what category of Men do i fall into ooh

me and j-girl thinks that you're the seductive type

4 Play:
How else are they supposed to hide their Mr Biggs enhanced bellies?

so what? as if naija men dnt have potbellies

4 Play:
There is a new Naija romantic movie just released. In the airport scene,while the woman was departing and about to abandon the man,the man rushes to her,not with a bouquet of flowers or anything of that sort, but with a Vodafone direct debit mandate to kneel down on one knee to plead his love.

omg!! that's the Title?

Hesperus:
After shagging ur mama as compensation abi?

hmmmmmmm. . . . .NEXT!!!
I'm really having a good sunday, why do you want to spoil it?