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Jobs/VacanciesRe: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Darkseid00: 3:33am On Jul 29, 2021
Lagos or Bauchi
OluwaTu:
I also got a call, camp opens on sunday
Jobs/VacanciesRe: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Darkseid00:
If the government is banning public gathering nysc sent corpers home. It would be insane to pack over 300 people together when there is a health pandemic....
Darkseid00:
The Corona virus has set the call back for at least 2months...so sad
Jobs/VacanciesRe: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Darkseid00: 7:27am On Mar 19, 2020
The Corona virus has set the call back for at least 2months...so sad
Jobs/VacanciesRe: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Darkseid00: 11:27am On Nov 20, 2019
Why u con change ur username yinka �
As you sev no fear intimidation or castigation, me sev no send. Any mischievous fellow who comes here behaving like a stray dog will be put right where he or she belongs. Let Allan2 and his gang of naysayers come here to drop any nonsense, we will reply them equally.

Tnkq.


As for sleuthhound, please hit like again for this comment make body sweet me small.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Darkseid00: 12:35pm On Oct 25, 2019
we are not doubting u , it's just that u have been saying any moment from now since June ..nothing would bring us more joy
Jfkanweyest:
I've already said we are moving in a couple of days and I'm 100% about it.
It's not everything that goes into the ear that should come out from the mouth.
I can only tell what's true and necessary for us here.

You can choose to doubt and remain anxious.

Have a nice day wink
Jobs/VacanciesRe: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Darkseid00: 8:38am On Oct 24, 2019
I'll have to agree with Allan sadly , I think they would have to fix us with the 2020 budget if we get called , that is the only logical conclusion now
Jobs/VacanciesRe: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Darkseid00: 7:25am On Oct 21, 2019
Going by the precedents and some people's claim ,we hv entered the 3rd week ,
Jobs/VacanciesRe: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Darkseid00: 12:12am On Oct 04, 2019
Baba pls never apologise for exposing a lying fraudulent person , you might have just helped someone
yinka303:
Lol... Had I known, I could have just avoided quoting agent86... Now see what I've caused
Jobs/VacanciesRe: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Darkseid00:
I should call efcc for a fraud case, how dumb is this dude , you as a person is the fraud in layman terms incase u missed the point as usual , Another round of illogical analysis, lols na u be croc abi ..always discusses out of context obviously not an intelligent fellow but one thing is certain, You are a lair and a fraud ,,,try and make reasonable and truthful submission..I am not frustrated I am only happy that u have been exposed for the fraud that u r, thanks to credible people like yinka303 who exposed you for the Fraud that u are before you misled innocent people with your lies ..airforce my foot, yinka u deserve a medal for exposing this fraud, bravo ,lols
Agent86:
call efcc for the fraud case, all bark no bite, at de end of the day its useless even exchanging words wit u.. Wtf is he talking about.. Go check ursef mate... Hope off my back channel ur frustrations somewhere else, but again u can keep at it if it makes u feel any better.. After all no matter how much a lizard does push ups it can never be as muscular as a crocodile.... Keep showing ur senselessness and stupidity when shit hits the fan ur kind and the likes hide... But hey u have that nagging old woman spirit so am pretty sure ul keep at it. If it makes u sleepwell at nite by all means keep at it, u probably ain't got notin wort doing else ul face d real music rather Dan dance outside the club. Grow ur dumb ass up. Its almost 2020 ur brain left u in last year. Skin too thick for u to even scratch d surface.. From here on I'll ignore u... Ur childishness is glaring and ul keep at it cos u do not know any better. Utter bullocks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Darkseid00: 5:50pm On Oct 03, 2019
*yawns* I am sure this was why you were kicked out of the supposed air force training , u lack cohesion , you blab most of the time and the remaining half u lie , Lols. Don't be annoyed with me rather be annoyed that you were caught in your lies and the funny part is your stupidity and foolishness is very open for all to see , instead of you to cover your face in shame, I'll respond when you make any truthful and meaningful contribution which I doubt anyways ,so pls continue fooling yourself you FRAUD!!, I'll rather be a keyboard warrior and have integrity than be a FRAUD
Agent86:
ur personal problem, come and get me the FCK out of here, if u can't stop me from commenting on here then ur really really stupid. Name switcher are u sure u arnt the one playing urself the more u look the less u see, u see whateva u wanna thats u and ur families problem. I ask and comment whenever I want naira land ain't ur fathers house, dont be unfortunate, u wouldn't know ur left from ur right even with directions signs and names spelt out for u in ur face... Take a long bench sit down and quit fronting, ur stinking up wit room wit ur endless squabbles and whining about who I am or not thats not ur problem face the real issue on ground am not the cause anyone's frustrations channel ur bullshyyt somewhere else.. I ddnt call or qoute u. But u choose to be the arssee and u talk about revelance which relevance here helps anybody inde real world.. I won't even reply to ur senselessness anymore if na my updates dey pain u.. I'll keep posting and if u can't block me or stop me I guess u ain't all that just another keyboard warrior.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Darkseid00: 2:25pm On Oct 03, 2019
And finally the retard comes out,I knew you wouldn't act smart for long ,Lola, it was about time,as usual no aota of sense or intelligence in his statement, tell the person helping u write these scripts that he needs to upgrade and communicate more not just gibberish, just because u wanted to be relevant, u filled us with all sort of lies to the extent that u switched names when u were called out and you want people here to take you serious , geddifock outta here
Agent86:
Blah.blah blah!, both of un combine your opinions no dey share rice for party could careless,When er oda person is talking serious tinz trying to make head way, ya,ll are actin comedy club.. Clap for ur self's very impressive!! When una mumu do una face reality again after d short laughs u can both hold hands and shower togeda scrub eachodaz backs and smile into eachodaz eyes and arms. Bloody wankers.. Always d butt of the joke
Jobs/VacanciesRe: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Darkseid00: 1:23pm On Oct 03, 2019
My 2 cents are on the latter
yinka303:
It could be he's suffering from cognitive dissonance or narcissistic personality disorder
Jobs/VacanciesRe: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Darkseid00: 11:23am On Oct 03, 2019
One moment he is enjoying phone privileges in the air Force for being exceptional another moment he is quiting,lols
yinka303:
lol

One moment he's praising DSS, the next moment he's bashing them.

Wetin Chinedu no go see for warehouse
Jobs/VacanciesRe: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Darkseid00: 9:50am On Oct 03, 2019
So now u need details , when u were here talking about eggsauce u didn't know ,lool,now u know how others felt when u were dropping all your 'stories'
Agent86:
Abeg at this point going into the details is very necessary... Theres no need to withhold any information weda sense or nonsense!! If everyone drops the snippets they hear weda tru or false one plus one will add up and be able to make sense out of the situation... Cos am sure a lot of us dont understand the whole 3rd class thingy!! The questions I asked above are very relevant to getting a head way and some sort of understanding so pls if u have Any info kindly share or u can answer my last post.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Darkseid00: 9:45pm On Sep 11, 2019
How can u just come and say bauchi it is when u could have just given the information you have
There is no wizard here ....all these half information sef
Jobs/VacanciesRe: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Darkseid00: 2:14pm On Sep 10, 2019
Na so so date , specualution Sha
Jobs/VacanciesRe: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Darkseid00: 7:24pm On Aug 31, 2019
This is a bloody lie, the 2018 exam was to write about the farmer herders crisis as well as the porous border, there was also a question about the missing chibok girls ...it's not Everytime you lie to be relevant .
allan2:
men, dss can be funny sometimes sha. before we wrote the aptitude test of 2018, na so one fresh n pompous sss officer begin position us
'listen up! ' he bawled. 'dss is not like police. everything is professional here. if you remain rowdy we will walk you out of here. behave. ' no b small behave, my good pipo. meanwhile I could see the young professional dss boys, eyeing some of the prettiest female applicants. my brows creased. i began to smell something. meanwhile d real surprise was to come in the exam hall; broad day mago mago
my pipo, with all d raking of dat pompous officer, we assumed dat d exam would be more dan waec. na so we dey read so tey fuse begin blow inside some niggis head. i might have blown one or two also. anyways, na so exam start. those wey dey pray dey pray, those wey dey form hard man dey do dia own. then dey shared exam booklets, with instructions not to look at d questions until dey command it. finally d command came, and my hands flew to the sheets, the way some of una hand dey fly towards bobby. with eager eyes I began to scan d questions and d more I did the more I began to feel something was not right. I began smelling a serious rat.
my people, could u believe dat all d 50 questions were just flimsy english language assessment questions? I mean for real? synonyms and antonyms? complete d sentence bullsh*t? from question alpha to omega? to say I was dissapointed would be mincing words. I was irked. even d police exam conducted by psc which I had written two yrs earlier had more class and style. the police exam was really challenging and here I was answering A is for apple. dss too much! while writing i deduced dat d process had already been rigged hence d joke dey had set for us as exams. in time my suspicions were validated. towards the end of the charade, an officer came towards d window n signalled d invigilators to take special note of certain peoples scripts, to make sure their's was handled specially. He even greeted d special applicants. that was when I realized it was finished. but d import didn't sink in until three days later. for an exam written by nearly 4000 eager souls, it was nothing short of a miracle that invites for interview was sent d next day. i laugh no b small.
that was wen I realized I must change strategy in d next recruitment. my state is highly competitive so if I don't change tactics, we might be asked to dance shoki remix as exams, while d sharp guys will get d invites... if u know, u know.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Darkseid00: 7:30am On Aug 24, 2019
Oh it's no longer after sallah break, it's now September,we have kuku become the patient dog that eats the fattest bone. God keep us, we go kuku dey here,

Martionsbillion:
Ladies and gentlemen
Boys and girls

September sure thing
Jobs/VacanciesRe: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Darkseid00: 9:43am On Aug 21, 2019
Everyone here knows the list is ready and qe all know that we would be called soon, all these we know already, u have not said what we do not know ......quote author=Truth16 post=81445994]Guys, e don done. Just be at alert and pray along as from now onward[/quote]
Jobs/VacanciesRe: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Darkseid00: 3:16pm On Aug 18, 2019
That's all we have, HOPE, it can be tomorrow it can also be September,
Jobs/VacanciesRe: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Darkseid00: 12:21pm On Aug 14, 2019
I think it's safe to say we all don't know when the call would come instead of speculating , we have been speculating on this thread since October last year , if it's not Xmas it's new year, if it's not new year is Valentine's days , if it's not that it's after Easter , I bliv we should just allow nature take it's course , afterall we have waited this long ..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Darkseid00: 3:07pm On Aug 06, 2019
Well the detectives that were undergoing their promotional exam finished yesterday , so let's wait and see what would happen next
Jobs/VacanciesRe: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Darkseid00: 10:21am On Jul 31, 2019
What I know is officers doing promotional exams are still in camp and this past Monday made it their 3rd week and i was told it would take one month which means they would finish next week Monday
Jobs/VacanciesRe: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Darkseid00: 5:33am On Jul 31, 2019
As usual not one ounce of intelligence �,keep basking in stupidity,like I said it will be criminal to join issues with someone with diarrhea of the mouth ,lies everywhere ,went as far as changing username, I expect another round of rubbish from u tbh .waiting for the day u actually say the truth and construct meaningful sentences.....
Agent86:
Awwwn thats sad u failed ur drug test eyaaaaah!!! And DSS will allow it slide eyaaahh.. Hope and pray !! Airforce camp was awesome, till I left, I was de life up in that bitch, made the guy blowing de alarm.so drunk we slept half day grin, long as ya,all keeping dis thread lively its very nice I can make so many people talk suddenly!/ur welcome son, stop smoking weed u hear its too natural, do cocaine,heroine, or quaaludes grin grin and keep taking me serious on here wit this talk grin better take de info and liv de banter u ain't scratching d surface and ur just sitting and taking a ride wit me if u keep going at dis.. At d end of d day ll see ya,allz butts in camp soon, den we can hack eachoda to death if need be, lmao. U snooze u loose so stay woke, life is not that serious dont be too pained about my utterances, but if u are then kiss my beautiful fine babyboi chocolate rectum cool to the serious ones goodluck ,fingers crossed last week of d month we hope it clicks!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Darkseid00: 11:00pm On Jul 30, 2019
U r very right , the pig is always happy when it has company in the mud ...u have been a bloody lair from ur airforce lies...the fact that I don't talk doesn't make me new, I have just been astonished by you. From airforce privileges with the phone ..like I said enjoy I don't join issues with serial lairs ..gone are the days of desdee author=Agent86 post=80781756] as long as u replying me, we both dumb cos am dragging u down to my level of dumbness and u coming with!! A smart person would act diffrnt braveasss, am a prouddumb FCK so are u. To better things I hope they put the darn camp calls tru tomoro thru Thursday alredy..[/quote]
Jobs/VacanciesRe: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Darkseid00: 7:16pm On Jul 30, 2019
Bros u r Kaiser no need to lon thing, u type the same way and u equally have the same diction all u keep doing is shoot yourself in the leg,besides it's a public forum, u can continue with the information so far it makes u relevant
Agent86:
are u done? Funny how ya,all.mistake me for kaiser lmao been laughing my ass off for the longest playing the role, very funny i knw what i knw t! Dude was respectful up in here frm waht i read, seems ya,all miss d nigga! not me homz, I am not humble, everybody can't be humble so fccken deal with it, if u dont like my chatter you fccking ignore it.. Dis ain't a dick measurement contest, I do not give a flying rats asss or two cent cheap street whorree fuccck about any of your darn opinions.. If u gonna keep calling me out den by all means I got all fckkn day bro!! Talking shit bout being humble if everyone was humble dey world wouldn't av colour, iv got colour that my personality, now take ur humble self somewer quiet and suck on ur butt crack. avoid me sir avoid me!!dont read my updates so ur eye won't hurt.. Keep ur advice for ur camp officers, nobody made ur braveasss group admin, if u wanna get past dis fine, if u wana keep calling me out after I corrected mysef let's go niggurr, gaskiaaa
Jobs/VacanciesRe: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Darkseid00: 7:09pm On Jul 30, 2019
I suggest y'all call ur sources to help u check whether your name made it to the final list in hq and leave all these unnecessary insults

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