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ebenezer4o2:
Your contact infos needed.

oh sorry forgot, whatsapp 08099791220, bbm 292BF2FA

How does this concern the average Nigerian na

Yeah, what are d procedures, as long as my face is still as cute as it is, no one messes with my face, so what's ur whatsapp no.

I say fvck all doomsayers, na una country go first divide , #proudlyNigerian

Ok u try, I been wan laugh u b4, but u try sha

I just love dis gurl

Name : Darnley Pedro, male, 21 , tall and Dark, Law student Of Ust, currently in Ph, picture , coming shortly, ****modified***** sorry forgot here my watsapp 08099791220 and bbm 292BF2FA, facebook, Restro flamez. Thanks

mizkeleke:
Uniport

yup uniport too, uve got bbm right?

mizkeleke:
Yea I do.

oh ok me too, so do you school in ust or port?

mizkeleke:
Oboi c Batista eeh.......Dis one go beat d living day light outa u

hey watsup, u stay in PH right?

Ok o, we'll be watching you in 3D

Here's mine, 292BF2FA , and so called miss juliet , its obvious ure a guy, good move tho "cousin"

So what! The former president (jona) too could dance shoki , so?

Crap

TheSonOfMark:


Well, it's fools' day, right?




Don't worry- the pun would sink into you eventually.

lol nice one brother

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]I am proud of the fact that I don't give the slightest fvck about what anyone on Nairaland thinks about me.....[/color]

hello, do you stay in PH?

NairaMode:
All childs play.
They think all Nigerians are ignorant.
No one dare release such a recording without the presidents consent.

Even Buhari wouldnt dare release it without an approval from the presidency so who is fooling who?.
Our politicians are like entertainers sometimes, who do publicity stunts just to stay in the limelight.

Besides, I dont see anything in the recording being released. I am only against our president and president-to-be speaking like toddlers thus incoherent during that phone call.

GEJ, an educated dwarf. Buhari, an uneducated giant.

I tell you brother!!

adamapple:
Thank you sir

welcm Bro

Nneka123:
thanks

yea sure

Tandullceblog:
I like kylie's own look.

u look yummy

Cool outfit bro,

Nneka123:
Riri

Followed by Kylie

love ur picture,

Obviously beyonce knowles

aflyingbird:
these're some of the same Pastors misleading folks in Naija, telling them not to marry so and so. i wonder how many pple hv broken up with their destined wives and husbands bc they listened to some Pastor

hmm uve got personal issues dear

adamapple:
Na God go help dem

My small letter to Sai baba

Baba, I no too sabi english so pardon me make I use pidgin.

I just wan tell u say I hapi as u don win. Wen i c as dem dey spoil your name, I com start fasting and prayer for u make u for win. D more I c as dem dey spoil your name for tv and newspaper, d more I dey fast and pray. Thank God say I no waste my time.

Na small thing I want make u do for me. I no say u get a long and difficult road ahead since this country don jabaru finish but God go hep u. Just lean on am. My request-

* na people's general we dey call you. No be tinubu general, no be fashola general no be ameachi general, no be apc general but people's general. So abeg no forget us, your people.

*your VP, do grassroots campaign. Abeg make e no end for dere. Make e continue to dey do am. Make me no am as grassroots VP. And I take God beg una, make una no fight like Obj and atiku. Dey go too laf una

*i for like make una get agent for nairaland wey go dey tell una wetin d masses dey talk, wetin dey want and wetin u dey do wey dem no like. E go hep una wella

* I no say na democracy we dey but I for like make u bring back WAIC (war against indiscipline and corruption). I don tire for people wey dey chance me for queue for school and atm. I small. I no sabi fight. Lawlessness too much. Make e be first com, first serve even if na your brother dey do d serving

* d big thing wey I for like make you do na make you see as you go fit try make nigeria join small. Even if na only fifty percent. Make igbo stop to call yoruba slave, make other tribes stop to yab you and your people say una no fit pronounce fifty, make people stop to yab igbo wey dey call oil oyel and say dem too like money, make people stop to laf dem calabar people language- rondon. Make dem stop to call Niger delta people militants. I no say e no go easy but try make you do wetin go bring us together. No neglect any tribe abeg

*abeg I no say e go hard but fogive everybody wey do u bad tin with their campaign. Forgive the person wey say you go die, forgive the person wey call you brain dead, forgive the person wey call e sef bastard etc As oyibo say, be d bigger man make shame for catch devil. As people don forget all d bad tin wey our broda do, dey praise am now, make dem praise u like dat too. I no go lie, sometimes I dey wish say you fit be dictator small make u for deal with dese people small but thank God say you don be born again democrat

*the time wey I respect you die na wen I go hep person submit project for school, I com hear as professors dey talk about you. Dese na phd people wey don write thesis tire. Dem talk say dey want make u b presido even if u no get certificate. Baba, I hail o!

* na God go continue to bless and keep you. My small church don form prayer group to dey pray for you everyday as dem see say plenty people want make you fail. Who say you go fail or die for there, God go visit all of dem one by one. E talk say e go contend with dose wey contend against you. No shaking baba

Lastly, abeg no forget us. Na beg we dey. Pdp go laf us tire if u no do wetin u talk say u go do. Our broda, Jonathan try but I no say u go try pass am. If you fail, pdp and kowa go unite form anoda party and their symbol go be bulala (cane) to flog u comot for dere.

I love you, my family love you, my small church love you and I know say plenty nigerians love you.

Sai Buhari

you have just said the Mind of we nigerians ,

Fvck CNN, who cares, NTA makes mistakes like that too, its what we call "Unprofessional "

Thts not all na, how about the Man of God T.B Joshua, Oyedepo dem, we have the Quotes na, why didn't you put thoses ones here@ op

pembisco:
Cut him so slack pls, if it was the other way round buharis buys would've killed thousands by now. Im a core northerner nd I know wt im saying

oOoooOooOoh

kayciano:
Abi

ah tell u

Funny thing is , they would all die almost at d same time

The guy just tire ni, lol and everybody be praising him