Brooke60:
Olodo wizkid
It is awon omo Tika bodi Like insert finger inside

oh that's what it means

why not just say 'Man Buys mom car' why indirectly making us think he is yahoo yahoo boy , Op be kaiful , make Rick Ross fall on your phone there

why the hate people

what's that on his face on the 2nd picture

Latiweezy4all:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5yPu9ojpik

what's it about , Make Rick Ross fall on your phone there

biacan:

Broke boy spotted

haha good one but......

biacan:

so

and how's your day going so far?

IamKashyBaby:



Chiiisssooo!

Reading her bible while wearing those tiny pieces of cloth

your definition of tiny and mine are clearly different

julietkcee:
Thunda fire yhu

but why milady

I love her boobs I'm sorry but I said it

biacan:
he don't have respect for her.......to have grabbed her that way

flat ass chick spotted.

biacan:
have you......? that list is not complete sister add huge pocket....... so broke guys can go hustle to make us proud......or remain in their lane with out a girlfriend

lol stay without girlfriends? is that somthing of luxury or a congratulatory gift for hustle ?
#45 and still seriously searching girls

KITCHEN TIPS
1. If you happen to over-salt a pot of soup, just
drop in a peeled potato. The potato will absorb
the excess salt.

2. When boiling eggs, add a pinch of salt to keep
the shells from cracking.

3. Never put citrus fruits(Oranges,
Lemons, limes,
etc) or tomatoes in the fridge. The low
temperatures degrade the aroma and flavor of
these fruits.(That's why our tomatoes don't last
in the fridge)

4. To clean iron cookl-ware, don’t use detergents.
Just scrub them with salt and a clean, dry paper
towel.

5. When storing empty airtight containers, throw
in a pinch of salt to keep them from getting
stinky.

6. If you are making gravy(stew) and accidentally
burn it, just pour it into a clean pan and continue
cooking it. Add sugar a little at a time, tasting as
you go to avoid 'over-sugaring'it. The sugar will
cancel out the burned taste.

7. Burned a pot of rice? Just place a piece of
white bread on top of the rice for 5-10 minutes to
draw out the burned flavour. Be careful not to
scrape the burned pieces off of the bottom of the
pan when serving the rice.

8. Before you chop fresh red peppers, rub a little
vegetable oil into your hands and your skin won’t
absorb the spiciness.

9. If you aren’t sure how fresh your eggs are,
place them in about four inches of water. Eggs
that stay on the bottom are fresh. If only one end
tips up, the egg is less fresh and should be used
soon. If it floats, it’s past the fresh stage.

10. To banish ants from the kitchen, find out
where they are coming in and cover the hole with
petroleum jelly(Vaseline). Ants won’t trek through
the jelly. If they are coming under a door, draw a
line on the floor with chalk. The little bugs also
won’t cross a line of chalk.

11. Don’t store your bananas in a bunch or in a
fruit bowl with other fruits. Separate your
bananas and place each in a different location.
Bananas release gases which cause fruits
(including other bananas) to ripen quickly.
Separating them will keep them fresh longer.

12. To keep potatoes from budding in the bag,
put an apple in with them.

13. If you manage to have some leftover wine,
cocktail drinks at the end of the evening, freeze it
in ice cube trays for easy addition to sauces
(white wine works wonders in sauces, i don't joke
with them) in the future.

14. After boiling pasta or potatoes, cool the water
and use it to water your house plants. The water
contains nutrients that your plants will love.

15. When defrosting meat from the freezer, pour
some vinegar over it. Not only does it tenderize
the meat; it will also bring down the freezing
temperature of the meat and cause it to thaw
quicker. # Noteevery woman should have vinegar
in her kitchen or at least a cucumber.

16. Do you cry while peeling off onions, then try
this. After peeling off your onions, refrigerate the
onions for atleast 5minutes, then dice it. You will
be glad you did.

17. For aluminium pans that are looking dull, just
boil some apple peels in them. This will brighten
up the aluminum and make your house smell
yummy.

18. If your salt is becoming lumpy, put a few
grains of rice in with it to absorb excess
moisture.

19. Always keep an aloe vera plant in your
kitchen. It’s invaluable when you scrape your arm
or burn your finger. Just break off a leaf and rub
the gel from the inside on the injury.

20. When making a soup, sauce, that ends up too
fatty or greasy, drop in an ice cube. The ice will
attract the fat, which you can then scoop out.
This works wonders

21. To reuse cooking oil without tasting whatever
was cooked in the oil previously, cook a 1/4″
piece of ginger in the oil. It will remove any
remaining flavors and odors.

22. If your milk always goes bad before you can
finish it, try adding a pinch of salt to the carton
when you first open it. It will stay fresh days
longer.

23. If two drinking glasses become stuck together
after stacking, it’s not impossible to unstick
them. Just put ice in the inner glass and dunk the
outer glass in warm water. The warm glass will
expand and the cold glass will contract, making
the glasses separate easily.

24. For splinters under the fingernail, soaking the
affected finger in a bowl of milk with a piece of
bread in it, it will help .
cc: mynd44,lalasticlala

jiddama:
1.parental negligence leading to child waywardness
2. A rally of some sorts (probably political)
3. Too poor to afford a smile
4. Red clothes has given up,blue clothes is trying
5. the elderly are living encyclopedias cos they read, all the young have up there is a heart emoji due to social media addiction
6.?
7. people will rather listen to comforting lies than unpleasant truths(sad reality)
8. the grass is not always greener on the other side
9. A is a pessimist while B is an optimist
10. They wouldn't let their child fly(excel)
11. Money doesn't necessarily increase brain power but knowledge does
12. No one has it all but by coming together ,we go far
13. She has her father's brain and her mother's heart
14. The teacher couldn't build bridges consequently leading to incomprehension
15. Youngsters too impatient to utilize the little they have
16. Eye service at its peak
17. Group shaming, he messed up publicly(pun intended)

number 17 , even though he is in clean water and the others are in greasy water they still mock him , I.e you cannot please everyone no mater how good your worth is

SEEDORF441:
I dey enjoy dis thing like sex

sex everytime,

everybody has random intelligent questions they ask google, this is just yours OP

Franco2017:
We're beautifully made... We've no identical marks... Beauty is our identity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGLJrcWBvRw

this is horrid to watch ,

czarina:
6.......Have a massage fortnightly at least . Check my signature

I need a massage dear

tgmservice:
Those guest are typical mumu they dont know the afonja man is taking away their destiny with the charmed tortoise

arghhhhhhh!
and the guests with fu.cked up destinies ko?

Tinie:


My brother, for you its about comprehension. The answer to your question is implied in my post.

EFF you brother

whyteteeth:
I have these bumps and on the head of my penis and burning sensation while urinating for more than a month now. I was in the hospital last month and the doctor said it was UTI caused by staph based on the lab results. I was treated for that but the bumps Wud not just go away. After that, I have ran a couple of tests in the lab and they cud not find anything in my urine and blood.

I went online and I saw pictures looking like the bumps on my penis and they called it warts. mine isn't cauliflower shaped tho. Its kinda raised and skincolored. I feel so worried and uncomfortable. av not had sex for long since after my last HIV test in January. I came out negative and I swore neva to have sex till I am married. please someone shud help please..

And how are you now

Tinie:
See their faces!!!

If you are driving over the Oshodi bridge and in traffic, never wind down! Thats how i used the passenger side mirror to spot one who was steathily trying to steal the phone my friend was chatting with. Luckily there was space so i suddenly moved my car in his direction (passenger side) and shouted you dey craze?

He didnt take the phone but omo the guy disappeared in a second, other people in traffic were just laughing.

I remember him fondly though, cause my friend (female) was impressed and after scheming for 2 months with no luck, she let me enter that night.

Sometimes its not about money or english!

its about wah...?

Dillusionist:
nonsense..unless he's ready to transfer his 30billion for my akant..I'm not trying that shiit..
girls should stop fighting over a man that don't worth a pinch of their strength.

yeah likewise a pussy

Nomfanelo99:
why on earth would I even waste my precious time fighting for a jackass .

what if he's not a jackass?

internationalman:
If not for money, 3 of them put together is not worth dis beautiful damsel..

what do you Mean ' not Worthy' Are they not men?

Dongreat:
Gay boys. No straight dude wear double earrings nor a nose ring. Only gay and bisexuals.
Don't ask how I got to know as a little study will do to inform you.

yeah faqqots

Sabrina18:
Ashawo work is sweet you mean

you have loose nuts hun

LodiDodi:

So much drama for one snake!

yeah , shows its length for survival

ibkkk:
That's his business

good one

This is some screwed up shiit

chingle5:
Plz guys I need someone to tell me the title of this naija song I don't really know if it is a naija person that sang it what I can remember when I heard the song is something like "as-ka-la-bis-ter" I am not really sure if that is the right spelling but guys plz help I really need to download this song......

Was it sung by a woman? if yes then probably 'isla bonita - Madonna'