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Yea watever

Buhari haters, just got one thing to say, ya'll should just calm the Bleep down and drink orijin

Just copied and pasted on my girl's wall like a boss!

Nice, its manageable,

kennygee:
How does this increase the number of fish in Sardines?

calm down , sip a can of ORigin and just think!

Ochiske:
For Whatsapp users like myself and millions others, there's relief in making free calls over the net using the whatsapp app.

I just updated my whatsapp and saw this

call me too pls, 08099791220 thx bro

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divAnnie:
Ok, u r cursed

lwkmd

DaBullIT:
LOL thanks , most people did not get it though

well you know how d average Nigerian Brain works na,B) its nice tho

DaBullIT:
The head Nun of the convent called all 100 Nuns into the foyer for an emergency meeting.

"Last night," She started "I found something terrible in one of the sisters rooms."
99 Nuns "Oh no"
1 Nun "He, he"

"A condom!" said the head Nun.
99 Nuns "Oh no"
1 Nun "He, he"

Head Nun "And it was used!"
99 Nuns "Oh no"
1 Nun "He, he"

Head Nun "And it had a hole in it!"
1 Nun "Oh no"
99 Nuns "He, he"

, he , he , this is funny,

Op its over, this joke could make person cry out of frustration

Mrinquisitive:
Really i dont know what i am, blessed or cursed. 9/10 girls think im handsome af, they stare at me daily, they compliment me weekly, i cant even talk about it because people will assume i am proud and attention seeking, i hate people but they love me so i have to pretend to like them back. I am a nacissist and a sociopath. I stare at the mirror every 20 mins, all my sister friends have a crush on me but i dont ever say hi to them cuz i hate people, i really mean it. I have no gf, i hate people i only love myself cuz im a sociopath. I am the kind of guy everyone wants to be friends with but really i hate people. So wtf am i, blessed or cursed Is there a cure for me, can i ever be normal?

u are exactly like me, wait I thought it was just me, wtf do u feel like ure just diffrent and unique , in every single aspect, somtimes I feel I own this story and every other person I meet or met was meant to complete my story , I dunno if u get me,

The poster above me just expressed in his comment how empty d op's skull is!

Dosnt load, just post d picture here

jadesola24:
Sorry dear, I thinks that is just his own animal way of saying girls shouldn't stay with the guys they love come rain come shine but he failed cos love will always prevail....to even say I liked the guy it for his songs, am so disappointed.....that is if the allegation is true ooooooo

you've got personal issues gurl

Zoharariel:
Cocaina? Well, Y don't u try LSD.

oh Acid, u know where I could get some?

kayciano:
Don JAZZY always moving with GEJ...

bro , me been dey reason say na Emineke sef

God bless this poster above me!!!

Men fvuck this shiiiit right here, I'm voting 4 the General

Change !!! CHANGE!!! CHANGE!!! Chant with me niqqas

No pvc? Well no worries you have the like button, just click and smile you have voted wisely

Add females. N cool male chatters n 08099791220 (picture on my profile)

Hmmm somthings not right

Ok *walks out of thread*

*collects mic from op,looks around d arena, 'Mtchewww, op which kind dry joke be dis na* drops mic ,steps down*

9cbaby:
yes I am and am proud to be one.

ok

starlingleanets:
All of u are high on weed

ah dey tell u

SammyHoe:
Pinsure or I don't bliv it

don't believe it bro

shikaan:
sai means only. so wen dey say Nigeria sai buhari. the mean Nigeria only buhari..... now that doesnt make any sense to me.

yea me too

jamex93:
oh...now I see...u need am hope no b quake lawyer u b

lol what I mean is this picture dosnt in any way secure ones smartness,

God bless Naija
Goodluck General,
Godspeed