₦airaland Forum

Serendipity:
@ Darwine,
As a fervent member of this site, I have been watching you and have restrained myself from sending apposite rejoinders to your posts that are always filled with antagonisms and unfounded claims. If by any reason you weren't thought etiquette or netiquette, then you had better groom yourself. Your recriminations and unwarranted accusations against innocuous fellows are downright superfluous.
You have indeed started again with your cozenage and scam, this time in relatively ingenious way.
Having been innumerably accused of being a fraud, I think confronting yourself with this battered and sullied image, should be your preoccupation.
A cessation of the anomalies highlighted above is pertinent.
Don't be a reprobate.

Grammar! Lol!

Biggieddy:
Hahaha,con artist @ thier game,they al dsame,nairaland 's getin worse,dnt b decieved,hv goten mine alredy @ first bank,ilorin,kwara.so go 2 d various bnks @ your city(capital) n stop bein lazy xpectn som1 else 2 do evrythn 4 u,ds is 9ja wise up.

All the things i said here earlier on are happening. I told you guys to wait and be patient that the cards will be distributed nationwide before the week runs out but some were so much naive and in a haste sending money to people to do for them what they could have done for themself, some are still advertising while some are still advertising for someone, probably patners in extortion, now many are getting the cards in lagos, benin, even in the north and all the major cities in the country in the main branches of first bank and diamond. Again, i told you people that the site will soon come up after the website upgrading, now is going fast and fast. Latest now is a strategy on how to extort money from people in the name of accomodation. One thing you should know is that you must not sleep outside or under the rain after pume, so do not panic because of accomodation. When you get to that bridge, you must surely cross it. Goodluck.ntry in the main branches of first bank and diamond. Again, i told you people that the site will soon come up after the website upgrading, now is going fast and fast. Latest now is a strategy on how to extort money from people in the name of accomodation. One thing you should know is that you must not sleep outside or under the rain after pume, so do not panic because of accomodation. When you get to that bridge, you must surely cross it. Goodluck.

jhony112:
@ALL PLEASE I BOUGHT THE CARD,BUT SINCE YESTADay I Hav BeEN TRYING TO REGISTER,D MOMENT I LOGIN,THE SCREN GOES BLANK!@ALL PLZ ANYBODY REGSTA YET?IS T THIER SERVA OR WAT?

I have registered alot of people, the problem is that the site is too small compared to the number of people using it,so they are still doing web upgrading to accodomate everyone. You can register for now late in the nite with your laptop or phone and print the form later ok. The site will will later start working well later. You can send your data to my fone, i might help you do that and you print it later if you chose the school as first choice. Goodluck.

jhony112:
@ALL PLEASE I BOUGHT THE CARD,BUT SINCE YESTADay I Hav BeEN TRYING TO REGISTER,D MOMENT I LOGIN,THE SCREN GOES BLANK!@ALL PLZ ANYBODY REGSTA YET?IS T THIER SERVA OR WAT?

I have registered alot of people, the problem is that the site is too small compared to the number of people using it,so they are still doing web upgrading to accodomate everyone. You can register for now late in the nite with your laptop or phone and print the form later ok. The site will will later start working well later. You can send your data to my fone, i might help you do that and you print it later if you chose the school as first choice. Goodluck.


EGISTER,D MOMENT I LOGIN,THE SCREN GOES BLANK!@ALL PLZ ANYBODY REGSTA YET?IS T THIER SERVA OR WAT?
[quote][/quote]I have registered alot of people, the problem is that the site is too small compared to the number of people using it,so they are still doing web upgrading to accodomate everyone. You can register for now late in the nite with your laptop or phone and print the form later ok. The site will will later start working well later. You can send your data to my fone, i might help you do that and you print it later if you chose the school as first choice. Goodluck,

For those of you who wish to know about the quota form for admissions and how to get it from us and the procedures, simply contact us. Goodluck.

Well, thats good anyway. The scratch cards will be distributed to other branches before the week runs. Simply go to main branches of first bank and diamond bank in all the cities cities and get the card. Gudluck.

The next thing i will reply here might be my last reply on this thread and that will be the particular branches of first bank where these cards will be distributed very soon. My advice is that if you can wait, you wait, if you cant wait, you can do what you want. The cards just came out yesterday and must be distributed with time, UNN authorities are aware of some people staying far, so do not be nervous, just relax, as for the date for the closure, believe me, it must be shifted. Am not saying you should not send money to anybody to buy for you o! before someone will think that am blocking his way of business, but i believe the cards will be everywhere before the week runs out, if you are not staying close to that branch, you must have a relation or a friend there. Mcdokwe, thanks for the good works ok.lieve the cards will be everywhere before the week runs out, if you are not staying close to that branch, you must have a relation or a friend there. Mcdokwe, thanks for the good works ok.

mcdokwe:
UNN currently run a diplomd/pre-degree program in PALG and music departments

Its a lie and stop saying that. You dont want to admit to that, fine.

mcdokwe:
I laugh @ people who call me to say they could not get the card where they stay, but will not buy from me, either due to the issue of trust or the feeling that I am extorting from them. By my calculations, they have spent over a hundred naira already calling me, about 200 on transportation, wasted valuable time and have yet to get the card.
I felt like increasing the price @ which I offer it, but my goodheart wouldn't let me especially after what I went through getting the cards today.
I had to purchase them at a 1200 each to avoid the long queues and also be able to make a bulk purchase which is nt allowed. To further prove my Obioma, I wil send the past questions to any madu that gets the card from me,

People hardly do things for people these days without asking for their own profit. Why not get these cards for these people at the said price if you think you are doing "obioma" and someone might appreciate it in a way you never expected it instead of taking and exorting from these people who you have made to believe that transportation and procedures in getting the cards are high and stressful respectively. Someone purchased not less than 66 cards for me just yesterday and believe me, before 10am today an agent in the bank will send across to me all the particular branches of the banks where the cards are sold and i hope to post it here as well. Thanks for the good job anyway, keep it up, its for those who cant wait for the cards to be distributed nationwide because they are nervous and in a haste.get the card.
I felt like increasing the price @ which I offer it, but my goodheart wouldn't let me especially after what I went through getting the cards today.
I had to purchase them at a 1200 each to avoid the long queues and also be able to make a bulk purchase which is nt allowed. To further prove my Obioma, I wil send the past questions to any madu that gets the card from me,
[quote][/quote]People hardly do things for people these days without asking for their own profit. Why not get these cards for these people at the said price if you think you are doing "obioma" and someone might appreciate it in a way you never expected it instead of taking and exorting from these people who you have made to believe that transportation and procedures in getting the cards are high and stressful respectively. Someone purchased not less than 66 cards for me just yesterday and believe me, before 10am today an agent in the bank will send across to me all the particular branches of the banks where the cards are sold and i hope to post it here as well. Thanks for the good job anyway, keep it up, its for those who cant wait for the cards to be distributed nationwide because they are nervous and in a haste.

adaybayor:
i think unaab is the fastest currently cos  i got admitted march 2009 and now am on siwes 1 nd will resume 400L by oct. 4,

I think we should analyse this to see how possible this could be. If you get admitted in 2009, which means it was 2009/2010 session. Remember, the fastest school is expected to begin her new session either september or october and that should be 2011/20122 session in which case, their 2009 sets should be in 3rd year. Mind you, every school does their SIWES in third year or fouth year. So did you do your own in 2nd year to skip 3rd and enter 4th year or does your school run 2months for a semester? What you said is a LIE!So did you do your own in 2nd year to skip 3rd and enter 4th year or does your school run 2months for a semester? What you said is a LIE!

@mcdokwe, am not here to contradict you or cause confusions or to say that you are not doing a great job, NO, do not misunderstand me but what you just said is a LIE! Pre degree in UNN was in form of "diploma" but was stopped by Prof. Nebo. I applied for my masters in that school and worked partially with the school portal, so i know the school's academic programmes very well. Just comfirm what you said ok. You do a great job here. Still expect my call anyway. Thanks.

There is nothing like pre degree in UNN to my best of knowledge, we have the lists of all the schools that do such here.
@mcdokwe, you are doing a great job here and thanks for that. Meanwhile, permit me to add a little to what you said earlier. That someone scored below 200 doesnt mean he or she cant get admission in that school or any other school with 200 as cutoff. I like being blunt and loud enough, i dont care who likes it or not but the bitter truth remains that over the years, that about 70% of the total VC's lists which comprises staff quotas, God father's link, runs and so on are those with below 200 in jamb. Its just left for you to make the moves and wish yourself luck though not everyone has what it takes to do that or get the connections. Furthermore, once the scratch cards are on sale, the banks involved will distribute them to other branches around the country including here in abuja, so its not only in UNN that it can be obtained. However, keep the good works alive, i guess i will communicate with you soon to get the cards for me for so many people from my side if this year's distributions become different from the previous years. Thank you very much.yone has what it takes to do that or get the connections. Furthermore, once the scratch cards are on sale, the banks involved will distribute them to other branches around the country including here in abuja, so its not only in UNN that it can be obtained. However, keep the good works alive, i guess i will communicate with you soon to get the cards for me for so many people from my side if this year's distributions become different from the previous years. Thank you very much.

Darwine:
Get comprehensive and well solved pume past questions of the following schools at our office or via our agents: UNIZIK, UNN, UNILAG, ANSU, LASU, OAU, UNIBEN AND UNIPORT.
Regardless of where you are, distance is not the problem, we have agents in different cities. Simply call or meet us on 2go for delivery arrangements. Goodluck.

Also apply for the staff quota form for the above listed schools regardless of your jamb score.

carbonsyb:
280/400 making an average of 265

It lies in your hand. Goodluck.

Justice ekesyn:
what is this all abot pls?

If you are writing pume, maybe you would understood it.

What do you wish to get in this pume and how do you wish it to be like?

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Get comprehensive and well solved pume past questions of the following schools at our office or via our agents: UNIZIK, UNN, UNILAG, ANSU, LASU, OAU, UNIBEN AND UNIPORT.
Regardless of where you are, distance is not the problem, we have agents in different cities. Simply call or meet us on 2go for delivery arrangements. Goodluck.

As many schools have fixed the dates for their pume, always remember that pume is much different from jamb. Goodluck.

Oaktree:
@Darwine
Can i still purchase d change of course and school scratch card and make changes on my school and course now (30-07-2011) ? or is d chance to make changes valid? if yes till b4,after or when?
Are there Banks where i can get the card from in Lagos?

Change of institution or courses has ended. I think the only options you have now is either you go on with the school you chose and do school inter-transfer after your first year if the two schools involved do that or go to another lower school or another school that dosnt need jamb. You can still meet me on 2go for details. Goodluck.

@ulsherlan, i understood you perfectly. I have always supported and encouraged the moderator here, She knows too. There was a time a mannerless guy tried to insult the moderator here, i spoke in her favour, i cautioned the guy not to speak such against the moderator that she was simply doing her job. What i got in return from her was that i seek for attentions. I felt i should respect myself and stay away.
I respect the moderator and she knows, i always tried to avoid going contrary to the rules of the forum but that doesnt mean i should not answer my friends and forum members questions they ask me here concerning jamb upgrading, pume issues, change of institutions and other related academic problems. Thanks.

Osas006:
Most putme are repitition of JAMB question, if U write your JAMB by urself and pass very well Post Utme wouldn't be a problem

Its very true. Pume is even much easier than jamb. It has lesser number of questions too.

Odunnu:
Better discussed on 2go where nobody can check your scams.I'l pass. Thank you.

Odunnu:
. . . please tell us what to do

I think you better keep passing cuz i wonder what you wanted me to tell you to do since its a scam like you said. I have regards and respect for you not just only as a moderator but as a forum member as well, i expected such from you but it isn't coming from you, so please keep passing. Thank you.

methodman:
Kinda funny 2 see that Olabisi Onabanjo University hasn't been mentioned on this thread. Its the SLOWEST university in the world. Believe me.

What semester are they running now please?

Don4life:
darwine can u do anytin abt my own?

It depends on what you want ok.

AjanleKoko:
OP,
It depends on which category of school you're referring to. In many countries, Nigeria included, basic schooling of between nine and twelve years are compulsory for every citizen. In some cases, those years are offered free, so it behoves on the people to take advantage. School at that level is very important, because we need to get literate, and be armed with the basic knowledge we need to function in the modern world.

Beyond those years, school these days is beginning to pan out as an expensive hobby, or an exercise in certificate purchase. The number of people who are able to find true fulfilment from education beyond the first nine to twelve years is dwindling by the day.

All across the world, the story's the same. Millions of college graduates with no job, no skill, and no clear future, while there is a growing blue-collar hole. It's getting very worrying. In my view, it is even a conundrum of sorts. No matter if a hundred million jobs are created every year, there simply would not be enough suitable jobs for college graduates. And for the employed, the opportunities for career advancement are getting more limited by the day. Its a new reality that we are all facing.

So what are you trying to point out Sir?the story's the same. Millions of college graduates with no job, no skill, and no clear future, while there is a growing blue-collar hole. It's getting very worrying. In my view, it is even a conundrum of sorts. No matter if a hundred million jobs are created every year, there simply would not be enough suitable jobs for college graduates. And for the employed, the opportunities for career advancement are getting more limited by the day. Its a new reality that we are all facing.
[quote][/quote]So what are you trying to point out Sir?

This thread is specially and purposely created for the prospective students and those who are stil in school to ask any question pertaining to life styles in various schools, clubs, departments and anything you wish to know about whats going on in schools and things you dont know and wish to know. Someone must have an answer for you. Goodluck.

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Emmapat, please resend the mail you sent to me concerning the jamb upgrading or call my number cuz your email id is incorrect.

As pume is fast approaching, some of you with witheld and incomplete results should act fast and do what others are doing and have your results within a week. Do not sit and look at your problems. Goodlucks.