if fayose and fayemi are gladiators, who will win


Fayose my nicca, 14 billion to do flyover.


Fayemi my nicca, he will enter and start acquiring debt to fund apc for 2019.



Same problem everytime, we'll always be presented with choosing devil 1 or devil 2



#Get that visa

ContentedK:
so what finally happened...?

As my girlfriend will put it : "sidown dere make pant dey wear u"



I never said there wont be an agreement, what i said is he wont give it up. Wait for him to follow through

Then ushers mistake him for a kid and direct him to childrens church.

The fear of sars is the beginning of wisdom.


Sars ti wa online

wow...residency loading







I golove scam o

His village people are using u.


Music crash
Koko mansion crash
Koko garri crash
Db record flop


Pastor told him to do secret wedding becos of village people.

Now u people have done this to him and u are still not done yet.

Holy ghost fire times thunder raised to the power of tsunami destroy all of u.

Humour is an integral leadership trait abi




Oliseh abeg shift make i see road

Lisa ann and julia ann






If u know u know

Op is the friend. Masturbation is the symptoms. Find the problem

Observation A: She was never a virgin.


Observation B: she is not intelligent.


Observation C: you dont have money, so u dont have enough choices


Obsevation D: u av not lost.


So, date her, marry her, whatever... even a virgin wife can ruin u. dont tell anyone anything about your relationship, manage whatever u get and live happily or unhappily ever after. Life na risk





#Get that visa

President for life


Awon eyan vladmir Putin.

The only aboki say dey use oyibo do suya.



Group stage never finish way dem dey do best team.




Arg nig match will be fire, as miracle will put it: we die here!!!

Truth be told nigeria is not for all of us.

Most of us are stakeholders and not shareholders.

The people enjoying the dividends of democracy knows themselves.

I need to get out of here.




#Get that visa

because u want to read medicine by fire by force u go india.




Open dedication every where so the country smells like shlt.


Better go to europe

That award belongs to tiwas secret fvck friend

star actor : bukola saraki

.season 1 epidode 10 house of cards

let fab rate himself first

Without internet? Is Wifi not still internet?





Nothing special in this. No coffee shop or whatsoever shop or as we put it SHOB has free wifi





#Get that visa

What if i have an under peforming staff, so i decide to ask for sex instead of sacking her. Is that sexual harrasment?

Assurance remix


I am looking for a jungle


Nigeria my jungle







#Get that visa

All those millions of Mandarin speakers that did not give their life to christ are going to hell.




Special thanks to our colonial masters







#Get that visa

I can see Megan markels sister

Her name, Antoinette is pronounced antwanet





Why is she then called anto?

Gayed up modafvcker

film that they will just be singing like somebody they swear for

This post issa notta goal

Many are mad but few are roaming.







Somebody will just see yellow fine babe and be tripping, not knowing that looks is the only good thing about her.





Yoruba prayer: oluwa ma je kin gbe egun elegun

Translation: Lord dont let me carry sombody else's skeleton