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Romance / Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by daryoor(m): 10:24pm On Jan 03, 2018
some chickens are crossing the Mediterranean sea through libya.




some fat chickens are carpet crossing from pdp to apc.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Just Broken Up With Me Today by daryoor(m): 10:19pm On Jan 03, 2018
yk2018:
I saw my girlfriend last on the 31 of Dec 2017 when I went to their house to give her money to do her hair and buy some dress for the new year,At first she was complaining that the money wasn't enough for her to do hair and buy gown for the new year, I begged her to manage it that wasn't pay December salary it was from my savings I have removed to give her the little I can afford..After I left her house till on the 2nd of January she hasn't been taking my calls, She just sent me a msg now that the relationship is over between us, this is someone I met last year June,Nairalanders please help me I love this girl some much, I just don't know where to start from... please ignore my grammatic error
its beauty thats deciving u. marry her and suffer when u have financial difficulties. wifes determine life expectancy. be wise.

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Celebrities / Re: Dj Cuppy Kissing And Hugging Davido's Manager As Wizkid Have Fun With Obafemi Ma by daryoor(m): 6:22pm On Jan 03, 2018
wars ma busineess with all this. dj cuppy ko dj tumbler ni.

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Business / Re: Tin Can Records 150% Increase In Agro Exports by daryoor(m): 7:38am On Jan 03, 2018
and then the rate od import must av increased by 150p%
Romance / Re: I’m Always Wet Thinking About Her’ – Nigerian Lady In Q With Senior Brother’s Wi by daryoor(m): 5:49am On Jan 03, 2018
go and do as your heart desires. you are bi. lifes your beach live it how u want it.
Romance / Re: The Question Men Never Ask ; Why Have You Agreed To Marry Me? by daryoor(m): 8:41am On Jan 02, 2018
NaoSlay:
. Well.



The simple truth is that the excitement of the female folks agreeing to our proposals make us skip that question unlike dating where you will even ask 'why do you love me' and all that , this is about your forever life partner , the excitement , joy and all that won't even make you remember.

You would have even started plans for the wedding , is it that time you would be asking that?

and again ,it looks childish.

guy u will know the reason?

before a guy ask a girl out he will have a rough idea of his chances. if u are doper than her your chances her high, if you are doper than the guys she as ever been with your chances are very high.

a girl will never be ok to drive are rage rover to the date while d boyfriend comes on a bike, then she'll be the one to give him transport tip...whos the boyfriend ?cheesy

but if it the other way round- more like the normal way round- she will be excited, happy and enthusiastic about the relationship.

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Romance / Re: An Excited Nigerian Lady Who Crossed From Libya To Germany Successfully by daryoor(m): 2:35am On Jan 02, 2018
u trying to motivate others to try her libya to germany formular abi?
Romance / Re: The Question Men Never Ask ; Why Have You Agreed To Marry Me? by daryoor(m): 2:31am On Jan 02, 2018
most times they know the reason without needing to ask.

finances play a major role. most girl marry guys with a financial class above or equal to theirs not below, if she marries a broke dude other factors came to play


looks : most girls will prefer an hansome guy as her husband and if he is average other factor came to play such as finances, intelligence...

sex : this factor is very important as it can distabilize the female thinking and rational faculty. a guy that find his way into a girls panties and give her unorthodox sex and multiple orgasm can make her beg for marriage. if u advice her go gree, because u cant save her from those flash backs.


career / prospects: some women will marry you even if the money is not there yet, but they can smell it coming because u studied medicine, surgery; working a bank, have the potencial to be a manager in few years, have the ceo as your father; you are intelligent and entreprising.

i believe this are the main reasons and other reason cant stand alone they are little additions to those listed above, the funny thing is a lot of women will decieve themselves that they married their husband because of those non very significant reason.

the non significant reasons include:

gentle

God fearing

height

funny

supportive

great cook

etc

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Celebrities / Re: BBN Contestant, Gifty Celebrates Her Mum For Single Handedly Bringing Them Up by daryoor(m): 9:33pm On Dec 27, 2017
olosho dey get emotion o. make una leave my gifty for me.
my mumu beautiful gifty
Phones / Re: Hashtags That Ruled 2017 by daryoor(m): 11:28am On Dec 27, 2017
thanks for the list.
op abeg make tope 10 global hashtags
Phones / Re: Meet The Man Who Invented The Internet For Free, Now He Is Broke by daryoor(m): 9:30pm On Dec 26, 2017
world wide web is not same as the internet. there are other lines of communication that uses the internet thats not through the web.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What's The Starting Salary For Chartered Accountants by daryoor(m): 11:01am On Dec 26, 2017
this question is only valid in north korea where everyone works for the govt.
Family / Re: How Much Do You Give Your Parents As Monthly Stipend? by daryoor(m): 8:53am On Dec 26, 2017
bettercreature:
You must be very stingy! You shouldn’t wait for your siblings before you do things for your parent beside it’s not suppose to be a shared responsibility.You can only advice them to contribute but don’t wait for them
Give them what you have and leave the rest

giving is for a purpose the way i will give if im the only welm earning child is different from if im the least earning.
Family / Re: How Much Do You Give Your Parents As Monthly Stipend? by daryoor(m): 2:35am On Dec 26, 2017
you shouldnt be doing it alone though dont u have sibling. or are you the richest child. omo ma shared responsibilty o.

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Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Shares Christmas Photos by daryoor(m): 9:10pm On Dec 25, 2017
satan clause
Romance / Re: Do Ladies Depreciate In Attraction Over Age 30? by daryoor(m): 5:10pm On Dec 25, 2017
if your 20 something year old girlfriend is finer than lola omotayo or caro danjuma raise up your hand.

my point, some beeches a bad till 40. but averagely women beauty fades their face becomes less vibrant and their body loses shape. the good side is they become thicker.

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Business / Re: Femi Otedola Attends Rhythm Unplugged With His "Small" Nokia by daryoor(m): 5:38am On Dec 25, 2017
MrBrownJay1:


that link is 6yrs old.... meaning an eternity when it comes to technology. sadly, BB or any other phone that uses cell towers can be hacked into via the SS7 hack, and all your info on that phone can be stolen and/or text msg read and phone call eavesdropped on (even GSM phone)... the whole difference in this issue is that a GSM phone is useless the minute you turn it off, while a smartphone can be remotely turned on in "secret" mode (aka phone still looks off) and listen to the microphone and video anything in front of the camera.

i dont know anything about hacking but who d fvk is otedola, if there are hackers hunting this guys we will know. we see celebrities in america being hacked all the time, i dont see that here. when all the talented people have left looking for greener pasteurs. if anyone is looking for people like otedola they would have hacked a lot of notable nigerians by now.


the fact is otedola is just doing this for show. with the attention he is getting from it he is never going to stop.
Celebrities / Re: Kate Henshaw Sends Christmas Wishes To Fans For Making Her Year A Beautiful One by daryoor(m): 5:15am On Dec 25, 2017
expired actress.
the kitten still juicy though
Business / Re: Femi Otedola Attends Rhythm Unplugged With His "Small" Nokia by daryoor(m): 5:01am On Dec 25, 2017
MrBrownJay1:


i doubt anybody else in the world had these unique phones that were created specially from the NSA in conjunction with BB (it is well known that Obama is BB number one fan)... dumbaaass like Trump are too busy focussing on social media, to get such phone who cant get social media.

btw such phone use a special encryption and can only contact about 10 other similar phone like that (vice pres, chief of staff, Michelle etc). such phone can only connect to a secure base station that has to be carried around all the time, in order to prevent any hacking or eavesdropping.

so believe me, i doubt Otedola wants the hassle of paying billions to the NSA to create a device for him (as if they would even accept) and then having to carry these unique base station around your phone... while it is much cheaper and easier to use a GSM phone and turn it off when conducting business.

wait o. regular bb is not easy to hack o, the government of i think uae tried to monitor citizen to counter terrorist activities, they couldnt so they threatend to stop bb. ill google the link.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2011/apr/18/uae-blackberry-emails-secure
Business / Re: Femi Otedola Attends Rhythm Unplugged With His "Small" Nokia by daryoor(m): 4:28am On Dec 25, 2017
MrBrownJay1:


pls do rephrase that as, Obama used a very unique BB
thanks for buttressing my point, otedola is a billionaire and richer than obama , he should get hinself a more secure one than obamas'.
Business / Re: Femi Otedola Attends Rhythm Unplugged With His "Small" Nokia by daryoor(m): 3:59am On Dec 25, 2017
MrBrownJay1:


he is very very smart... thats just one way to have a step ahead from the competition.

do they think the below people cant afford a smartphone?!


obama uses blackberry.

ask angela markel, us hacked her destiny for years.
Celebrities / Re: Pretty Mike Names His Pet Python "Toke Makinwa"; Baths With The Big Python by daryoor(m): 4:57pm On Dec 17, 2017
waiting for "snake girl for life" to respond.
Religion / Re: Should I Get Baptised The Second Time? Please Help by daryoor(m): 9:56am On Dec 17, 2017
your pastor needs a pastor.

your pastor believes his church is superior to other churces .
he need to know the baptism is into the household of god except his church is not part of the household no problem then.
Romance / Re: African Culture Is So Rubbish by daryoor(m): 5:34pm On Dec 15, 2017
not all norms and values are logical and thats universal, its not just about nigerian culture.


those norms emphasize respect for elders, thats not keeping the country backward rather it sets standard for noble and upright upbring for the present generation and the ones to come
Romance / Re: 7 Reasons Men Dislike Virgins by daryoor(m): 5:26pm On Dec 15, 2017
when a female knows she has nothing peculiar that add value to her she clings to virginity. fine girls, girl with the awsome personality that dont cling on virginity becuse they know theres a lot going for them to get cool guys.


ladies, its ok if u are worthless and you relay on virginity as a selling point, some holy holy losers will buy you package.

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Celebrities / Re: #GucciGang: Davido And Girlfriend' Show Off Matching Gucci Swag by daryoor(m): 5:35pm On Dec 12, 2017
baby124:
The great impregnator. He is on the move again. That girl better go on birth control. Tufiakwa.
enemy of progress cheesy

u no want make the babe hammer?
Romance / Re: Fingering Before Sex- Reasons Most Guys Engage In It by daryoor(m): 10:27pm On Dec 11, 2017
mumu write up. where was your f00lish brother when his friend was trying to molest u? seem u enjoyed being molested maybe uv grown to enjoy rape then.
Phones / Re: Everything You Need To Know About The Brand New Operamini by daryoor(m): 8:16am On Dec 08, 2017
uc browser has all these features na

operas interface is very friendly so im addicted and wont change it for a better one.

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