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that feeling when you hear a picture is worth..100,000 dollars...then you say ordinary picture!

that feeling when you hear a wrist watch is worth 70,000 dollars..the you yell : e dey tell pass time?!!!



i do say i will never spend more than xxxx naira on a shirt but the fact is that im cursing myself. i have never seen anyone that carries his or her money to heaven...if i have the money i will buy 1 billion dollars wine and use it to wash my hands and post the picture on instagram

make una trains boys freely then collect una money from us when una find us job. abi? shabi d job sure una money too sure be that.

abeg how many people zmapp don cure for africa?

these people still don't know that nigeria is not the same as the rest of africa

okparaugo: You will piss just on seeing her...

piss? she be armed robber?

okparaugo: You are still a kid. There are things u can't handle even for free..

u sceared? pretending u know my capacity after one comment.

okparaugo: Nose, mouth, outer orifice.

Which of these ?

bring yor beach let me show you.

i heard jay z got new cognac, im like, "where to find that sheet" - lil wayne

u are crying because theres no replacement .me i no pity you i dey laff you. if it was a cool guy that has goten your attention and you really like the new cool guy u wouldnt even remember a guy called Samuel ever existed but now there is no worthy replacement u are learning your lesson. lesson ko utme ni.

a pretty face for d.ps

sex skills like tiffany mynx and nyomi banxx

fat account balance like Alison madueke

would you do me and everyone else reading this a favour just quiety peacefully GO AND DIE


u and the stupid girl deserve eachother- in all sincereness

women need emotional connection before intimacy

men just need a hole

bieagole: So you think depression is only for white mens? Many people we call mad, in the street suffers from depression. But in africa, everythin is witchcraft

times without number you hear their celebrities talk about coping with depression, it very common over there, eminem, m.j...i might be wrong, but i doubt tuface and olamide are depressed.

oyinbo people and depression..

....that's why i decided not to vote for gej in 2015. i tried charging my phone with promises...charge fire!

is anyone eating those other noodles cause my brain is configured to the uniqie taste of indomie, dangote cement noodles is centuries behind indomie.

ghananotnaija: I'm dark as charcoal and I'm proud of it. Unlike you who probably bleaches yourselves so you can look more like your Lebanese or Chinko bosses.

Ashanti is the greatest tribe in all of West Africa. You're just jealous that we have a reputation for ferocity and courage unlike your tribe, whichever it may be.

ashanti ko ja rule ni. theres nothing special about your tribe and your country. leave the continent and you'll realise nobody cares about your granpas village, africa is even a country not a continent put there

kobonaire: I know you do ... you pull is out of you àss .... and boy does it stink

kobo naira shilling loan debt or whatever your name is, leave me alone ooo, abeg no be by force to gree my own. i guess u need to type google.com on your address bar and present your ignorance there.

espritsaint: hahahahahahaha mon gar,ne te derange pas mon vieux car pau paul sera bientôt au nigé lui et chantalle biya même junior et toute la famille entier alors detends-toi mon vieux.car tu n'as encore rien vu du Camer ...........

ologbeni ki lon so ti o nori ti o niru?

tu en as bien parlé. paix nigga

igbo2011: The biafran war had nithing to do with god it was about military. The west supplied nigeria with military equipment so they won. If they eere not supplied then we would have won

point of correction, the west didn't supply us weapons, soviet union did, we couldn't even fly their jets because our guys were trained by the west, they only knew western equipments, so Egyptian (soviet allies in the 60s) were brought in to fly the jets. france supplied the igbos weapons because the wanted nigeria that always countered her interest in the region dismantled.

i just tok say make i tok tori way nobody send me. na u cause am o. i no fit leave u with misunderstanding.

kobonaire: [size=7pt][/size]do you also believe the chibok kidnapping was a myth?

i dont believe anything. i only collect useful information, and i deduce, i rarely conclude.
i refuse to be a zombie.

are you like "most of the people" who used to believe the earth was flat.

Jenams: u tink fvckin is everytin? If so, then u r spendin too much to fvck bro. #get wisdom cos it is profitable to direct.

if u spend on babe u no con lamba am, una con break up, if that kind tin don do u before. you no go folo me they tok "get wisdom". cause e dey pain.

espritsaint: Waooooo na true!!!!!!*# ABEG oooooo can you teach me more ooooooo pls

dem don yarn me say u be paul biya pikin.

watin u dey find for nairaland, make una go invent una own cameroonland o. #justkidding



amusez-vous bien nigga

espritsaint: Na waooooo for unaaa ooooo @Gozie and Daryoor una do,t forget us oooo take kam easy ooooooo

bros, french no hard na, na like pidgin English, english plenty inside am

t shirt na t shirt
sandwich na sandwich
international na international
association na association

some sef resemble as witch= winsh

state = etat
destiny = destin
space = espace
loyalty =loyaulté

you see say na pigin english

choose the hotel, get a condom...nothing consine you

how old is Davido?

this ebola has made in Sierra Leone by america written all over it
they have a lab where the do research on biological weaponry and send samples to american, the virologist that created the zmapp warned against accidental exposure two months ago before the first case.

fellow nigerians, we need to open our mind there's more to this story than meets the eyes. even if it is a fact that animals are vectors of the virus,
it not bush meet, its not bats we have been eaten those for decades. liberians were eating oneanother during their civil war for christ sake


read further, im not asking you to believe this, keep an open mid and keep asking questions.


http://www.rense.com/general96/ebostrain.html





George Soros’s foundation funds the Kenema
bioweapons lab located in serria leone, they are into Ebola research.

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yes our leaders have failed us. but i see no reason why they would send the drugs to save innocent lives.

so if people are starving in somalia because of poor leadership , then its justifiable that u deny them ?


obama e no good o, if u continue to the hoard this thing half of liberia go die finish before 2015. if e enter naija wella, na 170 million will be o, u.n no get that money o, Washington sef no safe o. i know say u be orator. i don warn you, make u stop dey use swag talk nonsense

biggerboyc: But do u know anyone who is not intelligent at all no matter how small it may be. Owk pls define intelligence according to u

if all you are worth is 20 naira, will you tag yourself as "rich" ? but you have money

you no fit just open your mouth dey call yourself intelligent, handsome. who de decieve you?

intelligent people dont feel intelligent, so they humbly refuse to admit when you tell them they are smart. but you, empty vessel na una dey loud watin una no get.

biggerboyc: OK sir. I didn't say I'm all knowing so how dull am I. Intelligent I mean here is in my field of study

thats brilliance jor.