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GozieDiora: D'accord. On se comprend. Je suis à Lagos. Je suis informaticien.

moi, je suis encore au chomage . je suis a ibadan.

ca me gene de discuter ici .

countries outside europe play uefa.
it all paper work solutions jor

GozieDiora: Allô, j'aimerais bien me mettre à parler avec toi si ça te va bien de t'y mettre avec un gars. Signale par répondre à ce message si tu es intéressé. Mais alors, ce que je ne comprends pas dans ton message, c'est la partie ou tu as ecrit que les filles t'ennuient maintenant. Pourais-tu explique ça ?

oui mais pas ici, en suite, ne prenez pas ce que je vien de dire avec serieuse .


vous vous exprimez bien..genial

pour les debutants. il y a des dessines animés sur youtube telechargable telles que:

le petit nicolas

kirikou

asterix et obelix

ce site est le meillure au monde entier, il y a des personnes gentle et agreable, mais on a aussi les gens betes. je crois que a l'avenir tres proche, nairaland depasserait facebook et twitter- cest une rigolote .

ma intension pour apprendre cette langue ,cetait pour impressioner les femmes et moi meme, mais recemment, j'ai d'autres intension parceque j ai avance cet etage. en ce moment-la, les femmes m'ennuient, je veux des taches plus ambitieux.


si tu veux qu'on parle et tu es intresant, envoie-moi un message prive

do sele for am e go pay 400 k. na bast.ard

is it ok to go into a business partnership with a stranger?

if na babe u be i for call you aristo oloshi, come and do 4 five k.


but as u be guy . nothing do you .may ifa bless yr ministry. watin people dey pay for u dey collect more for am

dont have any extreme attribute
too tall
too short
too skinny
too fat
too yellow
too black
too busty
slippers flat yansh

well u can be too pretty sha

Romanciella: besties

the guy look like one of them monkeys from planet of d apes.

Houseofglam7: Vacuum kiss?
Buhahahahaha!
Wouldn't want anyone sucking the air outta my lungs abeg.

would make you giggle

me i like make babe play hard to get, so when i mess you up later my conscience no go haunt me cause i equalize ni na 1-1

rutibaby: U are a suspect. She will impeach u if she finds out. LOL

"if" abi? she wont. u never see peson way get game. u no fit code lailai.

me i be number 11.

capable husband: this type of man will keep girlfriends but also respect his wife, he takes care of his girlfriends but his wife better. he is smart enought to keep the two of them where they belong and everbody is happy

durella4: @op next time each of ur point should b base on pix 4 easy understanding n hw 2 do it.

its quite straight forward na

Cabinbiscuit: exactly bro! who blanks out from 2 bottles?

And BTW, this is a troll post

i troll a lot, fvck rules

people always talk about how special a first kiss is, thats "people" not me , i dont hold on to past memories i keep moving (guess im left brained). if you are like me then you get bored doing things (in this càse -kissing) thesame way. here are tips to spice things up.



The Classic
You know how it goes: your eyes meet, your
pulse quickens and before you know it your lips
are locked together. The Classic Kiss is a great
place to start but it's also a great place to
revisit. Try it again and give your partner some
feedback this time. Make sure you listen to
what they have to say as well - the results may
surprise you.

1
French Kiss
Lean in but don't stop with The Classic.
Instead, open your mouth and allow your
tongue to touch your partner's. Enjoy the
sensation of your tongue moving against theirs
but be careful not go too far. You want to get
close but not too close, so pay attention to
your partner's reaction and adjust accordingly.



2
Sniff Kiss
Popular in Asian nations where public kissing is
frowned upon, the Sniff Kiss doesn't actually
involve your lips. Lean into your date and put
your nose near their cheek, ear or neck. Inhale
their scent deeply.


3
Nip Kiss
Instead of kissing with your lips, lean in close
and gently bite your date’s lower lip. Don't bite
too hard (unless of course your date is a
Twilight fan).



4
Eskimo Kiss
Press your faces together and gently rub your
noses back and forth, up and down, or any
which way you like. Chances are, you'll be
warmed up in no time.



5
Butterfly Kiss
Batting your eyelashes may be the oldest trick
in the book when it comes to flirting but did you
know you can kiss with your eyes too? Lean in
close and flutter your eyelids against your
partner's cheek, neck, lips or nose.



6
Upside-Down Kiss (Spiderman Kiss)
If you saw Spiderman, this might sound a bit
familiar but you don't have to be a superhero
to give this kiss a try. Ask your partner to lie on
their back or sit in a chair and lean their head
back. Pucker up and press your lips to theirs
from the opposite direction (i.e. your nose
should be level with their chin and vice versa).



7
Flavored Kiss
Grab a piece of flavored candy and let it
dissolve in your mouth leaving you with fresh
strawberry, orange or grape flavored breath.
Then, once your treat is all gone, give your date
a French Kiss.



8
Mystery Kiss
Head to the local supermarket with your
sweetheart and make your way to the candy
aisle. Take turns selecting your favorite
candies: toffee, root beer barrels, butterscotch
or jelly beans but make sure to keep your
selections a secret. When you get home, ask
your partner to close his or her eyes while you
take a bite of your first candy. Give them a kiss
and see if they can guess the flavor. Take turns
tantalizing each other's taste buds.



9
Sucking Kiss
While kissing with an open mouth, gently suck
on your date's lower lip. For an extra thrill, pull
back to give their lip a slight tug but be careful
not to pull too hard.



10
Vacuum Kiss
Press your lips together and gently suck the air
out of your partner's mouth. Who knew that
vacuuming could be this much fun?



11
Fish Kiss
Suck your cheeks in to make a fishy face. Try
to give your partner a peck before you burst out
laughing. Remember: practice makes perfect.
Keep trying until you succeed.



12
The Non-Kiss Kiss
Lean in close to your date until your mouths are
just touching, then rub your lips against one
another's without puckering up.



13
Lick Kiss
Instead of touching your partner's lips with your
own, lean in and gently run your tongue over
their lips. End with a light Classic Kiss.



14
Tease Kiss
Lean in until your lips graze your partner's but
then pull back slightly. Repeat the process
several times before finally planting one on
them; we guarantee it's worth the wait.

i drink o, i no drink o. i no dey remember watin babe dey tok, i go just dey pretend say i dey enjoy the company. na only 3% of them fit impress with yarns.

if u follow am yarn the next day i swear she no fit code say shayo don delete her file from your hear. babes get sense?

guy nothing consine u joy, the bf no make sense she just dey use am do Facebook relationship status

tell am say u get serious relship and say u wan dey lamba am dey go (in a romantic tone) . its a mans world men.

Pinkytracy: How do you ladies cope, my e-mail keep beeping with msgs from nairaland

curiousity made me check your pix



if i say u are ugly, im hyping you.

i apply o dem no call me and i meet all their requirement, abeg who get their e-mail address make ask watin dey happen

some people bet for money, i bet for the rush.

i get high when i bet with my life savings and my wife

Its the way you choose to see it.
Its a choice.

I believe there is sleep paralysis and there are spirtual happens that look like sleep paralysis. Me when ever it happens i just relax and let it run its course and it will pass, if na demon i suppose don die since.

All these your demon analysis with all these percentages na wa oo.

Africa, america and the planets were discouvered just a few. Hundred years ago...we have not even began to understand the world we live in, as in we are still in the dark

Whats with all these rants about respect, i must have decided if you deserve my respect before i know your viginty. So you guys start respecting people soon as you know they have unbroken hymens?

rozzay: Some things people say eeeeh! Deres nofin wrong in been a virgin its a gud thing if u r nd deres nofin wrong if u r not, it depends on personal choice just like d OP is saying its not a guarantee nd someone else said virgin or not.
When I c some guys ranting ladies u shuld be a virgin! I can't marry a non virgin! I have just one question for u.- are you a virgin? The bible says fornication is a sin for males nd females not only ladies alone so b4 u start spewing nonsense u shuld be a virgin too den the equation would rhyme- u want to give ur husband remnants' wat abt the husband giving his wife remnants. So sad esp the guy asking the OP if he can marry a prostitute dat can cook so do u mean dat the opposite of virgins r prostitute cos I didn't get the concept of d question. The OP wasn't referring to loose women or women dat sleep around, for the fact dat a woman isn't a virgin doesn't make her a prostitute. Let's try to b reasonable please. For me virginity is gud but not all in life nd I am not a virgin, but I have so many oda wonderful qualities dat my fiancee loves. Thank u

You've earned my respect. Im beginning to feel all these virgins have a pychological problem, it seems they cant think straight . If u like tell yourself you are special from now till infinity, if you arent you arent, well im sure god likes you

ma meillure dessine animé est :

kirikou et la sociere
le petit nicolas
asterix et obélix

zeongeon: Forget about thiS world that encourages immorality and keep your dignity and pride aS a woman which iS ur virginity.

From the world immemorial from europe to asia to the middle east down to africa a woman Virginity was Seen aS a Symbol of pride, virtue and dignity even kingS, princes, warriors and men in general married virginS.
A virgin iS d pride of her husband. Even d gods aSked for virgins as oracleS that's to tell that even in d spiritual Virginity is symbolic.

If your a virgin please keep urself for ur huSband and not to make ur self an object to every other men. As a virgin u can decide to b like other gals at anytime but other gals can't be like u again.

If ur no longer a virgin it will be good to discipline and respect urself so that u don't become remnant for ur husband.

And with the rate of immorality I think we should put a law that a man will only pay a woman bride price only if she is a virgin..For bride price symbolizes that d gurl nah virgin and ur d first man that will feel her warmth. Why then should we pay bride price in tune of thousands and millions when d gal Is not a virgin??

you belong in " the world immemorial from europe to asia down to africa"

Nonso23: And I say 'prove it by jumping the broom with a homely prostitute'

Most Virgins are not proud nor haughty. Only men used to having their way with women of easy virtue would say this.
BTW, don't you think someone smart enough to have made the decision to remain chaste could also be classified as intelligent??

And I recall clearly where I asked them to develop other aspects of themselves in my first post.

u dey ask me dey emphasize.

it has nothing to do with intelligence, absolutely nothing.


make we do i.q for viginity till marriage vs premarital deflowered.

Nonso23: Of course virginity is not a decider.
There are a lot of prostitutes that have big ukwu, can cook, have huge breasts, can take care of a home, etc

Get married to one of them and I'll take you seriously.

After all virginity is NOT decider.

as i said virginity is not a decider

i can also say being intelligence which is a very good attribute is also not a decider. i dont see intelligent girl feeling they are the best candidate for marriage because they have brains. but your virgin friends dey carry am for head like gala. and intelligence sef is more important than the hymen.

Nonso23: Ladies, virginity makes you special.
It shows you:

Are disciplined

Have strong moral principles

Have the ability to see a tough decision through

Are not influenced by peer pressure

Can move against the general notion of the crowd

Are properly trained by your parents

Understand that the safest way to avoid STDs, abortions and unwanted pregnancies is Abstinence.

Are a rare gem.

You wouldn't have anything to hide like "a dirty past" when you finally choose to get married.

Will command respect from your future spouse.

Most importantly, you are a great mother in the making.

But also try as much as possible to develop yourselves in other areas of your lives in order to become to most sought after wife package. These sex-starved men do not care about you or your life in anyway. Their aim is just to 'lamba' you and move on. Thankfully, there are prostitutes to help them cure their pent up sexual frustration. Let them seek these sex workers out and fulfill their erotic fantasies . Refuse to be any man's plaything. Most importantly , don't mind that lie that you wouldn't get married early if you choose the abstinence route. You only wouldn't get married to thoughtless, unreasonable, selfish sex starved monsters and that's a good thing.

BTW, A lot of men would rather a virgin spouse 20 times over one who has lost hers. This is still Africa. Virginity is still considered a 'virtue' and should remain so because indirectly it is.

ride on pastor!!!


i don find people trouble today.

ladies if una like make una dey answer this kind people. your viginity no be decider, i repeat no be decider!! i dey tell una, make una go rebrand.

currect guy go wait for you if you make sense all rounder no be your hymen be d decider!