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Romance › Re: I Am A Virgin At 31yrs by dasdexter(m): 3:13pm On Jan 06, 2013

dude are u kiddin me, u mean ur dicky mo has been servin only one purpose when dere are numerous job opportunity for d dude e.g BJ, screwin sum gals pinyada for 31 f**kin yrs, u should b sent to jail for deprivin dat long dude of his responsibilites, dammmmmmn

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Adverts › Re: Football Betting: Nairabet Vfleague by dasdexter(m): 11:02pm On Dec 29, 2012

i nid d ebook 2 daslite@rocketmail.com

Music/Radio › Re: Best And Worst Hip Hop Artistes For The Year 2012... by dasdexter(m): 6:33pm On Dec 27, 2012

if him lyk make e make millions concern am, my moni no go enta im pocket unless im sing song sonorous to my eardrum, & dat top of d world i neva hear am sef

Computers › Re: Can I Get A 4gig Ram/2.30ghz Cpu For 80k? by dasdexter(m): 5:54pm On Dec 27, 2012

dell inspiron n4030, or acer aspire, hp g6, hp 650, or jst chk dell inspiron's new models dia in ur price range with nice specs

Phones › Re: Blackberry On List Of 10 Brands Likely To Disappear In 2013 by dasdexter(m): 5:19pm On Dec 27, 2012

sure tyn bro, dat brand has bin crap to me, ios,android,window p8 even symbian all d way *diggin grave of bb*

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TV/Movies › Re: The Kardashians Or Omotola: Which Reality Show Will You Watch? by dasdexter(m): 1:31pm On Dec 27, 2012

omotola or kardashians dey should go mess demselves, d last tyn i'll do on planet earth while am breathin is to sit down comfortably & watch dis wh.ores & dia family wen dere's naruto, penguins of madagascar even spongebob squarepants to watch.

Music/Radio › Re: Best And Worst Hip Hop Artistes For The Year 2012... by dasdexter(m): 10:29am On Dec 27, 2012

best hip hop artist of all tym goes to eminem for me, i jst luv dat guy d rest are
drake
lupe fiasco
davido
eva alordiah
& d worst of all tym goes to dbanj, dat guy singz crap, pisses me off lyk mad

Jokes Etc › Re: I Hate Pple Abusing Me For My Jokes by dasdexter(m): 11:51pm On Dec 26, 2012

no b small weed d guy head dun to chimney, total madman

Literature › Re: The Day Guyman Fell by dasdexter(m): 11:31pm On Dec 26, 2012

guyz dis is not a story(mayb d op's own is story) it happened real, we were in a bus, me & my pal wen a guy brought out a bb askin us to help im open d battery pack cos d stuff was real stiff, jst wen we were tryin to open it d bus jerked & d bb fell off & scattered revealin a pile of dirt insyd it, mehn u shoulda seen dis guy'z face, d feelin of bein duped off 8k for a purchasin a trashcan. I jst pity d dumbass nxt tym he would b a lot smarter

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Phones › Re: Mtn I Hail U by dasdexter(m): 11:21am On Dec 26, 2012

big junk

Travel › Re: What State Do You Live In? by dasdexter(m): 5:44pm On Dec 24, 2012

lasgidi vegas & akcity d city of a.i

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Celebrities › Re: 12 Hottest Nigerian Celebrity Women Of 2012 by dasdexter(m): 5:32pm On Dec 24, 2012

dunno abt u guyz but am makin eva alordiah my first wife, tiwa savage ma second & tonto & cossy will be my Bloooooooooooowjob gals

Food › Re: Will You Share Food This Christmas? by dasdexter(m): 5:27pm On Dec 24, 2012

seriusly dis yr & last yr's xmax didn't even create a spark in me, & i jst pray my family dunt share food cos it pisses me off takin dose food to our neighbors i had prefer if dey send sumone else but not me cos am pretty grown now to be carryin trays abt d place.

Phones › Re: Ucweb Vs Operamini Mobile Browsers: Which Do U Prefer Most? by dasdexter(m): 11:04pm On Dec 23, 2012

to me opera has got a smooth & pretty user interface compared to ucweb, but speedwise i give ucweb d trump card, but ucweb doesn't open all webpages but downloads files fast although sum files neva download completely, opera on d other hand downloads rather slow but downloads complete, overall benchmark i give it to opera but not adviceable with poor netwk coverage, rather use ucweb wen dere's poor netwk & dload not too large files

Phones › Re: Downloading Movie Or Watching It On Web by dasdexter(m): 10:23pm On Dec 23, 2012

watching on web consumes data x5 than dloadin, e.g i tried watchin a 3mins vid on youtube it sucked me off 12mb while i dloaded wit jst 5mb

Computers › Re: Computer Apps/games And Pc Download by dasdexter(m): 5:19pm On Dec 23, 2012

Maleeq: Caution: If you provide a link to a cracked version of a commercial application/software, you will be BANNED!!

as if say u dun buy commercial software b4 mtcheeeeew idiot,

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Computers › Re: Can I Have More Than Ten Anti Virus Softwares On Laptop by dasdexter(m): 5:15pm On Dec 23, 2012

guy is lyk u want to format & lost all your files, u can't even install two antivirus on a single os talkless of ten, ur system go crash lyk dana air d only remedy left will b formattin which means losin all your important files.

Computers › Re: Five(5) Steps To Revitalize Your IT Skill Set by dasdexter(m): 4:55pm On Dec 23, 2012

dude well said, i tot i was d only one tinkin dis way, is high time tech dudes reduce dia social networking & start crunchin numbas, dis social networks nowadays piss me off lyk mad, google is my best friend

Computers › Re: Five(5) Steps To Revitalize Your IT Skill Set by dasdexter(m): 4:53pm On Dec 23, 2012

dude well said, i tot i was d only one tinkin dis way

Family › Re: How To Deal With A Snoring Bedmate by dasdexter(m): 11:51am On Dec 21, 2012

simple jst slap im throat anytym e dey make noise, u go get a gudnyt sleep

Science/Technology › Re: 'the Grid' Could Make The Internet Obsolete by dasdexter(m): 11:36am On Dec 19, 2012

well d whole idea is cute,fast & brainy but i can't keep my important files online & our greedy isp providers will b happy to charge 10mb data 4 10k, what i really lyk is d fact dat i can dload a 15gb file in a minute, but i don't prefer a total cloud computing maybe partially but not totally

Science/Technology › Re: 'the Grid' Could Make The Internet Obsolete by dasdexter(m): 11:36am On Dec 19, 2012

Computers › Re: Want A Gaming Laptop by dasdexter(m): 9:15pm On Dec 18, 2012

dude if u want a laptop dat can render good grafix, u'll nid a laptop dats got a high-mid range grafix card 4rm nvidia or amd & to get such laptop b ready to shell out 4rm 120-150k or u hit comp ville 4 a gud second hand laptop 4 d same specs at a lower price

Romance › Re: What Do You Like Most About Yourself? by dasdexter(m): 12:12pm On Dec 18, 2012

everything bro, from ma looks to ma swag, ma personality, too tech savvy. am jst so pretty cool

Phones › Re: List Of Seven Worst Phones Of 2012 (pictures & Reason) by dasdexter(m): 12:09pm On Dec 18, 2012

wow i can blive xperia made d list but its drawbacks can be lived out, still luv d fone & d brand bsides d low end android os

Phones › Re: Need Help With My Glo Sim by dasdexter(op): 11:02pm On Dec 17, 2012

mehn, i jst park d sim one syd, i neva get im tym

Phones › Re: Blackberry 10 Is Better Than iOS 6. 10 Reasons: by dasdexter(m): 1:24pm On Dec 17, 2012

dunno abt u guys, but bro i ain't shellin out my hard earned cash for a service dat won't work pretty well(courtesy of nigeria's isp provider) or 4 a fone dat doesn't gives me a codin functionality or jst to show off wit a device dat dry's me lyk crayfish afta purchasin all in d name of bb madness, & d funniest part is ppl wil stil buy dis stuff not knowin a single function of it, GOD save naija

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Phones › Re: Need Help With My Glo Sim by dasdexter(op): 6:33am On Dec 15, 2012

tanx man i might do jst dat or i get a new one

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Computers › Re: What Is The Best Antivirus To Use And Why? by dasdexter(m): 6:56am On Dec 14, 2012

avast, avira or avg(free), either one is good

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