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Episode 5
Its Saturday, no lectures. I did my laundry, arranged my room, prepared something to eat, ate, rested, read my books then rested again using my phone to surf the internet, chatted on whatsapp, facebook, bbm till i got bored. I don’t know what else to do, i guess i needed some company but who?
I called Promise if she could come over but she went home for weekend. I called Titus if i could come over to his place but he wasn’t picking. Damn it! I need friends!! and a girlfriend!!!
I decided to call Esther, good thing i didn’t delete her number.
Esther: Hello
Me: How u doing?
Esther: Fine
Me: How’s ur day going?
Esther: Not too good
Me: What’s wrong?
Esther: What do u care
Me: I cared to call and asked whats wrong when u’re not in a good state
Esther: What about all this while?
Me: I’ve been sick, did u even try to check on me?
Esther: I didn’t know, i was waiting for your call
Me: Alright, where are u now?
Esther: Hostel
Me: I guess u’re feeling bored right?
Esther: Kind of
Me: Can u come over to my place?
Esther: Where?
Me: D.S.V off camp room 4
Esther: What do u have for me?
Me: What do u want?
Esther: Anything nice
Me: Alright, till u come
Ended the call, i went to purchase 3 noodles, 4 eggs, sardine and hollandia yogurt (Damn, see what Boriness cost me). I waited for 10mins before preparing the noodles then stood at my doorpost awaiting her arrival. She arrived, i ushered her in while she was sniffing like a dog.
Esther: What is this aroma i’m perceiving?
Me: Swear u don’t know
Esther: I can guess
Me: Have a seat
She sat down while i brought out a movie and inserted it into my laptop.
Esther: What movie is that
Me: You will know, just watch
Esther: I don’t like all those fighty fighty films
(Really? U must like Intimate movies abi)
Me: Me too
I served the meal while we’re watching the movie. Series of romantic scenes were shown i noticed she was so still. After cancelling the meal, we paid more attention on the movie until the first part got finished.
Me: So… u like the movie?
Esther: Don’t tell me u don’t have the next part
Me: And if i don’t?
Esther: I will strangle u right now
Me: Are u sure u’re that powerful?
Esther: Ofcoz
Me: No part 2 *tongues out*
Esther: Aarrghh!
She jumped on me trying to harm me, while i seized the opportunity to caress her waist as she was on top of me. She moved up and down on me trying to harm me playfully sha. That stimulated vame to sprang up from its slumber. I was caressing all over her back, waist and thigh until i proceeded further by grabbing her a$$. That made her stopped what she was doing and looked me in the eyes while i did same, she didn’t say or do anything. So i Continued caressing her softly, i placed my two hands on her a$$ massaging it gently she didn’t do nothing. I held her waist and positioned her so i’d be on top, she kept staring at me like i charmed her or something. I kissed her cheek, then her neck severally, i kissed her lips but she didn’t respond to it. I’m not enjoying this, it even made vame shy. I pulled back and ask…
Me: Are u ok?
Esther: Are u done?
Wow! Vame immediately rise again and said Hell No!! I’m just getting starte… Didn’t complete the statement when she rushed me aggressively sU-Cking my lips like a girlfriend who wants to please her boyfriend that just won a lottery.
I tried to catch up but she was too fast and wild… we continued for like a minute or two until she disengaged from the kissing to pulling off my shirt and my p@nts simultaneously then inserted vame into her mouth sU-Cking it like a hungry child sU-Cking momma’s breast…

EPISODE 4
My alarm went of, i woke up feeling cool, i prayed to God, did some push-ups, brushed my teeth, bath, prepared myself for school. I checked my phone, saw like 4 messages and 3 missed. The callers was my mum and my uncle… I was about to leave it for later but, Oh! My Uncle!! I swiftly checked my inbox
1 from mtn, 2 from 4900,
1 from firstbank yes!! i screamed out
as i saw what was credited in my account, what do u expect from an engineer uncle, i wont tell u guys the amount *Tongues out*[/i]Lol.
☆☆★☆☆★
I walked in, few people in the class ‘coz i came early (serious student dat kin tin). I went through my notes ‘coz i don’t want to forget what i what taught, a lecturer may decide to give test anytime, failing exams not me by His Grace. One by one, two by three people arrives seated gisting, waiting for the lecturer.
Then class suddenly calmed, i raised my head to see the lecturer but it wasn’t him. You guessed right, its her, Mirabel. All eyes was on her as she gracefully walked in to the class. [i]What an arrogant fellow in my mind. Shortly, the Accounting lecturer walked in and immediately ordered for the entrance door to be closed.
He wrote a new topic on the board saying we’d discuss about it today.
He started asking questions about about what we discussed on our previous lecture.
Lecturer: On our previous meeting, we discussed Cost, the types, and also Overhead Apportionment. Let’s refresh our memory a little. Class what is Cost and its types? Now close your notes and just put up your hand.
Promise stood up and answered it immediately.
Lecturer: Good. What is Overheard Apportionment?
*Silence
Lecturer: Didn’t we discussed it?
Class: We did
Lecturer: Then what’s happening?
*Silence
Lecturer: I would give you your test /20 -5marks this moment
*Murmuring
Lecturer: Shut up!! I hate dull class
That kind of statement always burst my brain or maybe most students. I was about to stand up before i heard an answering voice, it was Mirabel. (This will be good, now i’m ready)
Mirabel: Overhead Apportionment is the procedure whereby indirect cost are split fairly between cost centres.
Lecturer: The first stage of Overhead Apportionment? (referring to Mirabel).
Mirabel: *Silent
Lecturer: Anybody else?
I stood up to answer for the first time. Chai! big boy feeling nervous
Me: Sir, Overhead Apportionment involves the sharing out of common cost in an equitable way or proportion between the production and service department according to benefits they received. And the first stage of Overhead Apportionment is to identify all overhead cost as Production department, Administrative, Selling and Distribution Overhead.
Lecturer: Very good! What’s ur name
Me: Victor Sir
Lecturer: 5marks for You, give me your admission number.
I gave him, which he wrote down.
I could see how eyes were facing my direction, it made me feel uncomfortable, i just controlled myself till the end of the lecture.
Girl 1: Nice try dude, u saved us
Girl 2: Nna na u try pass
Girl 3: *smiles*
Well Well Well… i think i just earn myself a spot in the department.
I called my uncle to tell him i saw his missed call and message then thanked him, i also called my mum, we talked *********.
Promise: Mr. Man
Me: Young lady
Promise: I’m a lady jhoor
Me: Says who?
Promise: My physique
Me: Hhmmm igbo girl(I guess she wants me to check her out, right? Yea)
Promise: What?
Me: Nothing abeg, i’m really hungry
Promise: Lets go out na
Me: After you
Promise: Hhmmm
We got to an eatery, fed the warms in our stomach then walked back to class not after sighting that girl (Mirabel). Another lecturer came in to perform his duty. During his lectures, he asked questions which answering became a competition between Mirabel and I with contributions from Promise and others. The competition in the class impressed the lecturers alot, they acknowledged our department as an Intelligent department.
We the competitors Mirabel and I are yet to discover our limits. I’m the best in every course subject but maths, Hhmmm maths… just good in it with the help of Promise who was better. My limit was maths, i need to know her own limit.
What do you think guys?

2pac rep West-Side. So i decided to take the west route, I walked passed her while she did the same, i didn’t say nothing while she didn’t even look my side. On looking her, i can’t tell what kind of person she was, she was kind of different. But on a normal sense, i’d say she’s arrogant.
I don’t like arrogant people who thinks highly of themselves, they irritates me especially when they feel superior over others.
The introductory week passed, i got my I.D different guys rushing to try their luck in wooing Mirabel, i dunno how it went but looking at her reaction, i guess she didn’t give them a chance. They didn’t stop though, all those swagging guyz, guyz with cars and money from different department kept trying.
★★☆★★☆
Normal lectures began, i paid attention to every single knowledge the lecturers impacted, i don’t miss any lectures, got a semi-friend Titus by name and a good female friend Promise who was the assistant class rep, intelligent but i assisted her alot. She alone knows about my intelligence as i don’t like showing myself to get attention. It was Promise that advised me to be answering questions in the class and help students that needs help. She said…
★★☆★★☆
My day wasn’t that bad but i had to rest a lot by sleeping… i sleep a lot which made mum always complain that i sleep much yet i don’t get fat, because i was a slim guy but i like my stature though.
Phone rings
Me: Hello
Uncle: Hello, how are u?
Me: Fine sir. Long time sir
Uncle: So u know that, yet u don’t call
Me: Not like that sir
Uncle: How is it?
I don’t enjoy lieing or arguments, so i just accepted the blame.
Me: Sorry sir
Uncle: U know things aint done that way, we’re family
Me: I know sir, wont happen again
Uncle: Better not.
Me: Yes sir
Uncle: U’re in school right?
Me: Yes sir
Uncle: I just confirmed from your mum
Me: Ok sir
Uncle: I trust u that u’re studying hard right?
Me: Yes sir
Uncle: Good. Send me your account details let me see what i can do.
Me: *happy* Ok sir, thank u sir
Uncle: Thank God, i will always support u, just don’t betray us boy
Me: Sure sir
Uncle: Alright take care of yourself. Don’t forget to send me your account details. Bye.
Me: Bye sir, thank u sir.
Wow! extra money coming… i love my family jare. With that i decided to treat myself for the night. Coming to school is like a new source of income for me as i worked in a computer business centre that made me save a lot before starting school. Now more money from one relative or another, cool! Good thing i don’t womanize and i don’t drink alcohol.
I went to a nearby suya spot which later became my favourite. I bought #300 suya, went into a shop got myself hollandia yoghurt and 3 eggs. I got home, prepared indomie and enjoy myself as a student for the night. Then i thought about what Promise had told me earlier
“If Martin Luther had kept his knowledge to himself, he wouldn’t had become great“
I thought about it over and over then agreed with her after some time.
Time for everyone to know who Victor Vames is
I said to myself silently.

EPISODE 3
In the class, the lecturer stated his principles, did the introductory part of his lecture, gave us the course outlines then concluded by saying we would start fully next week before he left. The class immediately got noisy as hell, people running from different angles to one spot, the place where that girl was seated, what? who is this girl sef?? a celebrity i don’t know
They even tried to take photos with her but were prevented by her bodyguards. They were screaming around her before her bodyguards guarded her out of the class.
Myself went out to eat something, i was passing by when i sighted her at the most expensive eatery in the school, i guess she saw me too but i didn’t care. One thing about me is that, i don’t compare myself with rich kids because…. i believe that their fathers/mothers might even suffered more than me, so they might decide to work hard so their children won’t suffer the way they did. So, me thinking about that is a motivation for me to work hard for my own children.
I went to a eatery i could afford, ate, rest a little, then headed to class for the next lectures.
The lecturers came, did their introductions in anticipation for next week’s normal lectures.
Once the lecturers left, those bodyguards would come in to protect their princess.
I left the class for I.D card office to get my I.D, after waiting in the queue for several minutes, they told me my I.D isn’t ready yet. On leaving the place i saw two people at once, I saw Esther coming from the east and Mirabel from the west stepping down from her car, with me at the south side. I don’t want any of them to see me, unfortunately there’s nothing i could do. If i should head north, they would both see me. I immediately thought of something, i’ve always liked west-side ‘coz of 2pac Shakur, U know during the West coast and East coast beef between Notorious B.I.G and 2pac…

Some hefty men came out and beat the hell out me.
Man: How many times will i warn
you to stay away from my
daughter?
Girl: Dad i love him
Man: Shut up! you, take her into the
car!
I looked as she was been dragged into the vehicle.
Man: I won’t be this nice next time
He said then left me there in the dark. Then i heard a loud noise from the background… I woke up with a slight headache and discovered its my phone that’s been ringing and i’ve been dreaming all this while. 4 missed calls from my mum, i checked the time 7:48am Oopss!! Can’t call her now I’m already late for school. I did a quick bath, put on my clothes, picked up my bag equipped with the necessaries and rushed out as fast as i could. The lecturer has already shut the door when i got there, oh no! Attendance is really important for me, besides i don’t want to miss any lectures. Well, i met four students that also came late but were there before me, three guys and a girl (not attributed in any form).
Guy 1: This man go wicked o… just
him first lecture na’im he dey
lock door
Guy2: See how him be, carry head
like fly-over
Me: Guys make we stand for
window beg ‘am or mak him
just see us
Girl: Abi o
We went to the window begging with gestures using our hands. He would look at us and look away instantly. We continued like that until he announced that we would enter on one condition, that each of us would answer a question before entering his class. We agreed, so he called us to the door post where we’d answer him.
He was about to ask the first question before three elegant looking people arrived. Damn! I could feel the aura of their presence, it was breathtaking. Two ladies and a gentle man actually but one of the ladies looks more younger like a teen, they must be very rich. The teen girl spoke directly to the lecturer.
Teen girl: Morning Lecturer
Lecturer: You know you’re supposed
to be here earlier
Teen girl: Yea, i know. Can i go in?
like now??
Lecturer: Alright, you all should
come in.
Thank you sir in chorused from we that was there before.
Teen girl: Alright guys gat to go for
class or you’d follow me
in as well?
Lady/Man: No miss
Teen girl: This should be the last
time you guys will ever
call me that!!
Lady/Man: Yes Mirabel
The other two must be her bodyguards
(WTF! Who tha hell is she?)

EPISODE 2
We walked around the beach, with two not-strange people following us, a man and a lady. Hand in hand with her, we laughed, constant hugging, kisses and all. We were so happy together. We left the beach to get some ice cream from there to the movies, we watched a romantic movie while my hand was around her neck and her head on my shoulder what a romantic night for us. We started walking on the street not sure of where we were going but i noticed those two are still following us, i don’t understand why but we felt save. They were also acting romantic when they think we arent looking. We stopped for a moment, i held her waist while she faced me then we looked each other in the eyes her face was blurry i didn’t know why.
Me: Baby
Girl: Yes…
Me: You know i love u so much
Girl: I know dear
Me: I will never do anything to hurt u
Girl: I know
Me: And i will always stand by u no
no matter what
Girl: Alright Victor whats wrong? is
it about my father??
Me: No dear, i just need to be sure
that u trust me
Girl: I trust u and i love u
We shared a passionate kiss
Me: Ermm… sweetheart
Girl: Yes dear
Me: That money i asked of, when
am i getting it?
Girl: I told u not to worry
She brings out her phone, did what i dunno next thing i heard was my phone alert. I opened the message what i saw shoked me…
Your account has been credited with #4,000,000
I was so happy i rushed her with kisses, just then i heard sirens coming to our side with about seven cars including range rover i always admire.

Me: So… whats the name?
Girl: I’m Esther
Me: Hhmm… nice name
Esther: Thanks
Me: What tribe?
Esther: Ijaw
Me: I see
Esther: What about u?
Me: I’m Igala
Esther: Igala?
Me: Yep, anything??
Esther: Nooo… not really
Me: Which course are u studying?
Esther: Computer Sci.
Me: I like the course too, i can’t do it
‘Coz I’m art
Esther: Eeyah…
Me: Sad thing, its all good
Esther: What’s ur discipline?
Me: Sorry?
Esther: I said what’s ur discipline?
Me: As in?
Esther: Ur course
Me: Oh (Chai i don fall my hands, no
be me and her they start 100L
together? girls can form. Maybe
her friends don orient her)
Bus.Admin
Esther: Hhmm
Me: What?
Esther: Nothing, just feeling hungry
(I was like so)
Me: Ok then, nice meeting u
Esther: Nice meeting u too
Me: Mind if i have ur digits
Esther: What?
Me: Ur digits
Esther: As how?
Me: (yes, i don revenge) I meant ur
phone number
Esther: Alright, but i don’t i know it
off-hand, u give me urs lemme
flash u
Me: Ok, 070*****47
She flashed me then i saved her
number. We left for our different ways. I went to my new house abi room sef which i’m yet to make it look fab. I stay Off-camp and intend to live alone.
I relaxed on my small bed and evaluate Esther in my head to know how to go with her. I know that she needs money from guys, she’s not the loving type, she can cheat or leave a guy for another ‘coz of money, she she uhmm… not sure yet. I concluded that, she’s not worth loving by me, spend less and get more from her, not date her but have a fling with her and leave her when i’m done with her ASAP.
I’m not a bad guy to be sincere, infact nobody sees me that way ‘coz i’m really cool and do things secretly. I barely tell my closest friends what i do. I earn trust from people ‘coz of my gentleness.
I went to the bank withdrew some money and went to purchased stuffs for my room, it took me to Saturday before i got everything in order. Now i got a nice room to my satisfaction, anything else would be additional.
★★☆★★☆
Monday came so fast as i hurried to class for my first lecture. I got in 20mins before the lecturer arrived. He came in, greets us, told us his name which is Morgan Okoro then he did some introduction of the course then left. Noise aroused in the class as they share pleasantries and introduce themselves to each other. I just left and get something to eat and wait around for the next lecturer.
After an hour of waiting, the lecturer didn’t show up i head home straight. I wasn’t feeling hungry so i just relaxed on my bed. One thinking led to another then i decided to call Esther but she didn’t pick up after two trials. I started thinking about my life, who i want to become, what i want to achieve then i realized that my life doesn’t conform as a player, i want to be real, nice as everyone thinks and get a real girl. I concluded on staying away from Esther as she doesn’t fit my standards.
The day ended and the next became the beginning of something great!

Finally i can relax after finishing the stressful registration process and begin as a regular student. The only thing remaining is getting my I.D card which i know would be in my possession any thing a week from now. It’s the second Thursday of the schools resumption, @ around 7am the school is crowded with different people from different part of Nigeria moving from one place to another for one thing or the other. I went to a nearby store and get myself something to eat, then roam around my new school, so full of pride that i’m in the University. I was about turning to the other side of a building before i bumped into someone.

Girl: Heyy…
Me: Sorry… damn (picking up her
papers)
Girl: No i’m sorry i wasn’t myself
Me: Oh (handing over her papers)
Girl: Thank you
Me: Alright. I’m Victor by the way
Girl: Ok, i really have to go
Me: Where are u rushing to?
Girl: My house, i forgot my passport
Photo to use for my I.D card
Me: U can take a quick passport ther
(Pointing at a photographer)
Girl: I know, i just don’t have money
money with me
Me: *smiles* Lets go

On our way going, that’s when i checked her out. Her dressing was normal though but her features were visible (u know what i mean) she’s pretty not beautiful sha… i guess her fair complexion made her look pretty. We got there, she took the photo, got the passports in 14 minutes (and they say 2mins passport) i paid then we walked to the I.D card office, she joined the small queue of four people. It got to her turn, she gave them one passport and the necessary info, we left there then the following conversation ensued.

The other gangs of touts are busy harassing the other bus
drivers and conductors stopping at the bus stop. Once they
collect the illegal fees or levies, they let the buses go and return
to their corners at the bus stop or under the flyover. They spend
some of their earnings on their addictions such as taking hard
drugs, smoking cigarette or hemp, drinking alcoholic drinks and
other beverages, patronizing the street girl-child prostitutes and
other lusts of the flesh. Sule gives some of his earnings to
Hadiyat and her family, jokingly telling them that he is paying
the bride price of Hadiyat. Her parents will smile and pretend to
appreciate his generosity, but they will sneer and curse him as
he turns his attention away from them. “The infidel. Bastard!”
Hadiyat’s father always curses him and the other Arab beggars
also despise the touts, except their bosses who profess the
same faith of Islam with them.
Hadiyat comes to accost the buses dropping and picking up
passengers at the bus stop and Sule sees the opportunity to
display his gallantry to impress his fellow touts and others
around. He goes to her and calls her “My beautiful white wife.”
His buddies hail him. Others jeer and wave his claim off in
dismissal, saying that the Arabs don’t give their beautiful
daughters away to strangers and non-Arabs. Because, they’re
racist in inclination and their Islamic religion forbids them to
intermarry with “infidels”. But, Sule’s buddies say that Sule has
no other intentions, except to sleep with Hadiyat for the thrill of it and boast about it. And they are sure that he will sooner or
later do so. And those who agreed cross their fingers with those
who disagreed in a bet. Sule says that he has not been giving
her money for nothing. That he will reap wherever he sows. And
at this point he playfully pats Hadiyat’s bottom. She frowns and
slaps his offensive hand off. And she warns him not to do so
again. But he laughs at her warning and begins to dance like a
clown as he goes on with his work shamelessly. His buddies
join him in the comical dance and mimic their favourite native
Yoruba songs. Many onlookers find them amusing, but others
sneer at them calling them names such as “No future ambition,
alias NFA.”
Later in the night, the bus stop is becoming calm, as the number
of commuters has reduced with the bus drivers and conductors
all leaving for their respective homes or elsewhere at the close
of work. The traders are also packing up their goods and the
beggars are retreating to their sleeping places nearby under the
flyover or somewhere else they have chosen to pass the night.
Hadiyat and her family live in a makeshift shack under the
flyover. Sule often passes the night in any of the minibuses
parked under the flyover left in his care by the owners or
caretakers. Inside these buses, touts often sleep with their
girlfriends or girl-child prostitutes and Sule has been planning to
sleep with Hadiyat inside one of them anytime the opportunity
comes his way. He has been inviting her, but she has not
succumbed to his advances.

iiru:
hoping to enjoy this story. hope you will be consistent.

sure I'll

The sun is going westward. The climate is calm.
Peripatetic Hadiyat is with her family in the midst of the other
families of itinerant Arab street beggars under the flyover in
front of the National Stadium in Lagos. There are several yellow
minibuses and some motorbikes used for public transportation
at the bus stop with the drivers, conductors and the menacing
touts disliked by everybody, except themselves and their
employers. And they are there, because of the numerous
commuters that cannot avoid coming to the bus stop, because it
is a central place for public transport. There are so many
commuters thronging the bus stop by the main gate of the
stadium. Some of the commuters are sports enthusiasts who
come to practice their respective sports at the stadium, white
collar and blue-collar workers and traders.
Many of the petty
traders have found enough space under the flyover to sell their
goods. These commuters are the targets of these Arab beggars
and looking at their cheerful faces, they seem to be happy with
the commuters who have been kind and generous to them.
As one can see the beggars accosting the commuters at the bus
stop, those inside the buses and those outside the buses and
also going to accost the people in cars and other vehicles on the
road as they slow down on getting to the bus stop or as the
traffic wardens stop them at the junction of the stadium. They
all make a colourful scene.
Hadiyat is the most attractive of all the young teenage Arab daughters of the beggars and there are only few of them. And she is the oldest at 15 with the physical features of a nubile maiden.
The touts are often teasing, taunting and harassing
these attractive Arab girl-beggars and have become a public
nuisance and menace to their parents and others. Their parents
have always reported them to the local authorities. But, the
touts have been threatening to expel the Arab beggars from the
bus stop, because they are illegal immigrants who should have
been deported long ago. This fact has made the Arab beggars to
curry the favours of the touts and local authorities until they will
leave for their own countries. Most of them are from the
republics of Chad and Niger.
Sule is one of the leaders of the gangs of touts at the bus stop
and motor park under the flyover and he lusts after Hadiyat. He
is always teasing and taunting her to tickle her fancy and her
parents frown at his overtures toward their beloved daughter
and they always scold her to beware of him and to avoid him
like a plague. But, she has a natural affection for Sule, because
he is such a funny gangling young man who seems fearless as
she sees him cursing, swearing and threatening the bus drivers
and conductors. And he is always giving her money everyday.
He even tells her to save the money and he really tickles her
fancy!
Sule is smoking a cigarette and teasing Hadiyat in his mother
tongue, the Yoruba language spoken by the Yorubas and
millions of those in Lagos and the rest of the localities of
Western Nigeria. Hadiyat giggles as she goes to accost some
cars slowing down at the bus stop and Sule goes to confront the
drivers and conductors of the buses stopping at the bus stop to
extort illegal fees and levies from them. He is a public menace
and nuisance tolerated by all the bus drivers and conductors for
his rough and tough character. He is threatening an elderly bus
driver he calls Baba Mushin.
“Baba Mushin, where is your money? Wazo! Oya, answer me!
Give me the money!” Sule barks at him in the Yoruba language.
“I will give you when I come back. We have just got the bus
released from the police station,” Baba Mushin says plaintively.
“That’s a big lie! Give me the money or you will not carry any
passenger here today. Wazo. Oya! Quick! Don’t waste my time,”
Sule yells, contorting his face to frighten the elderly man who
could be as old as his father.
“Sule, please. I say I will pay the fee when I return from Mushin.
I promise,” he pleads.
“That’s rubbish!” Sule shouts curtly.
Sule goes to stand in front of Baba Mushin’s bus and blocks his
way with threats of dealing with him. Then, he tries to damage
the wiper. Baba Mushin yells at him. The other fellow touts
come to rally round Sule and on seeing the ruthless dispositions
of Sule and his gang, Baba Mushin tells his bus conductor to
give Sule the money. The sum of 50 Naira popularly called
“Wazo” by the touts, “danfo” drivers and conductors in Lagos.
“God has saved you today! If you did not pay, I would have
destroyed your wiper and there is nothing you will do. Try any
rubbish and we will report you to Chairman and that is the end
for you in Surulere,” Sule says and snarls.
Baba Mushin curses and hisses.
“C’mon! Get out of the way and let me go! Vagabonds!”
Sule and his gang give way and the elderly looking driver drives
away. And Sule turns his attention to the next buses stopping at
the bus stop.

***fast forward*** I was admitted as a bonified Lautech student that was due to the fact that I studied hard for my exams.... I was given CPS(crop production and soil science) even tho that was not the course I wanted... Getting to know ppl wasn't difficult cos of my nature I was well known within the dpt that was after the whole rep election issue... I didn't campaign neither did I know wat to do I thought been calm and having a cute face would win me the post but I was wrong.. On the day of election Ay and I came forward and ppl were asked to line up at our back and the candidate with the highest number of ppl would emerge as the rep... believe me I lost by a wide margin... Ay became the rep,that was how my journey to been famous began.... Ay and I became 5 and 6 after the election..
If you are a Ladokite and you are yet to eat Iya eke's bread and beans then u r not a real Lautech student and you are missing... I remembered the first day I ate her beans Caleb my flatmate was the one who took me there and told me abt her bread and beans ever since then my life changed... I receive monthly allowance every guaranteed two weeks even till now that am in 400lvl.. I use the monthly allowance to play betting on PlayStation but eke's bread and beans took over.
I might be having lecture in class while I'll be thinking of eke's bread and beans I do leave the 1000LT(lecture theatre) most to go and have a taste of the food... After the election I became a target of the NLV a political party in my school luckily I didn't join them because I wasn't interested in politics then... Coming to school from isale general everyday wasn't easy cos of the tfare.. Throughout my 100level I made lots of friends and I was popular I became the department's sport director and the rep and I worked together as one...I had friends who stays at adeike that allowed me to visit adenike regularly and the light there was amazing... Ever having a knowledge of how adenike was I decided to move to Lautech..
I had a gf in my 100lvl days her name was seyi she's dark,pretty had a portable body and was also older than me.. she's from Oyo state and she spoke conc Yoruba that which I didn't like.. There was nothing I wanted that she didn't do for me.. Am someone who doesn't like cooking but that doesn't mean I dont know how to cook having seyi as a gf was a blessing cos I stopped wasting my money on amazing,alata but iya eke was an exception.... I later told her my real age was surprised wen she told me she was cool with it cos she loved me and age was just a number.. There was nothing we didn't do except making love to one another due to the fact that she was a virgin and wants to wait till the first night of her wedding that which I played along with... My relationship with Ay became frosty ever since he joined NLV some of u might know wat I mean...

Davidsonical:
:DGuy see me 4 skul wen u show o...I gaz collect "resumption gift" frm u

David is that u make I run go check ur profile

The following week started. Sikira resumed lesson at my house
every 5 market days. She will stop by and spend between one
hour to two hours before going to market. I was not sexually
attracted to sikirat because of her mode of dressing which is
extremely local. I told her about her dressing and she said there
is nothing she can do about it. Ok, I told her that I will buy new
cloths for her, she said she won’t be able to wear them because
its madam that always buy the clothing for her and she dare not
put on anything that doesn’t come from madam. **chaiii, this
madam is wicked ooooo, she just wanted to kill the beauty in this
sikiratu, I thought**.
Whenever sikirat is around, I will take her basic english and
mathematics, and I gained something new in return, sikirat will
branch at my place when coming back from the market, she will
give me part of the food stuffs, beef and fruit she is suppose to
carry to madam. I started eating good meal courtesy of sikiratu,
since the day1 of her lesson, I have been enjoying the same meal
as that of the white house. Most times, sikirat will cook the soup
for me before going back home. Yet, I don’t have the mindset of
having s*x with her because she isn’t sexually attractive. We had
problem with the friday night classes because madam and the
family always come back from church by 5am and sikirat must
be met at home, so we suspended the night tutorials.
Janet was still skipping class as usual. From 5 classes to 4, then
to 3, now she attends only 2 classes in a week. I dare not tell madam as instructed otherwise, janet will make me loose my
job. All I do when during janet’s periods is to sit down and watch
african magic while she either goes out of the house or lock
herself up in the room. I was getting uncomfortable about janet’s
attitude and decided to speak with sikirat about it one day during
our lessons in my house.
ME: sikirat, what is wrong with that janet sef?, she is very lazy,
she keeps skipping class and I’m getting fed up.
SIKIRAT: **laughs for a while**: sebi she dey reduce your stress
ni?, then why complain?.
ME: what if she fails her next jamb exam?, madam will sack me
that I’m not doing my work
SIKIRAT: there is nothing you can do about it, madam had
employed 3 lesson teachers this year before you, whenever they
complain to madam about aunty janet’s attitude. Aunty janet will
lie that the teachers want to sleep with her, then madam will
sack them.
ME: chaiiiiiiiiiiii. Na wa ooooo. So what do I do now?
SIkirAT: just obey whatever she says if you want to retain your
job.
***then I thought to myself, there must be a way out of this, but
the way is what I don’t know yet.

lol... been busy all day.. going back to ogbomoso tomao so av been preparing... will drop another chapter tomao

**fast forward***. Its 1:30pm, I left my house and set out for my lesson job. I arrived at the white house, knocked on the gate and the gateman ushered me in. I went straight to the main door entrance. A heavy sound of. “I fit die ontop your matter” was coming out of the room that no one could hear me knocking. Then I remembered I have janet’s number. I called her and no one picked. I called sikirat that I’m outside,. A minute later, the door was opened. I entered and met janet on a pink top and a bump short. She was sweating, then I guess she must have been dancing. ME: hi jane, I’m here for the lesson, JANET: “eeeehhmmm onihaxy” did I get it right? ME: yes JANET: see I’m tired oooo. I’m not sure I will do lesson today. I have been dancing since. If not for sikirat who told me that it seems someone is knocking, I wouldn’t have known you are outside ME: ****chaii, omo see sense, this sikirat wise oooo****. Ok jane, so what will happen now. JANET: maybe you should wait for gideon to be back from school. Then you should teach him. ME: ok JANET: what should I offer you? ME: ****why dis girl dey act nice this time na?****. I’m ok for now, I waited for gideon and I thought him mathematics. I continued the lesson since that day. Janet will skip lessons most times and I dare not tell mummy. Sikirat will sneak to call me. She said aunty janet and mummy must not catch her. Most times, we will do midnite call, we do talk about everything except s*x. I guess she doesn’t want to bring it up and I wasn’t interested neither. I would still prefer janet to sikirat any day. until one day when sikirat said she wants to tell me something. ME: hello sikirat, u said you wanted to tell me something. SIKIRAT: please I need your help. I don’t know if you will help me, ME: just say it first. SIKIRAT:. I wanted a service that I can’t afford to pay for ME: what service dear? SIKIRAT: I’m shy to say it. ME: just say it dear SIKIrAT: emmmmm ehhmmmm eeehhmmm. You see, I dropped out at JSS2. I have passion to go to school but my parents don’t have the capacity. A sister who brought me to akure from ilorin promised my parents to send me to school. Only to end up renting me out madam when we reach akure. I still want education ME: you mean you want to go back to school? SIKIRAT: not really ME: so what do you want? SIKIRAT: I want you to be teaching me lesson but I don’t have money to pay. ME: that’s not a problem sikirat. Whenever I come next, I will be teaching you when I’m through with janet and gideon SIKIRAT: no oooo, mummy and aunty janet will not support it, they hate me so much, infact, they might send me out of the house. ME: so what do you want us to do? SIKIRAT: I will be coming to your house ME: *****my heart skipped beat*****. When and how? SIkiRAT: I used to go to market to buy house needs every 5 days. I can spend like 2hrs at your place before going to market. And also on friday nights. Everyone used to go to vigil and I am always the only one at home with the gateman, I can always come around… Abi ur wife will not support it? ME: looolz, wife kee?, I have not married, and I’m not in any relationship for now. SIKIRAT: you mean you don’t have any girlfriend? ME: yes SIKiRaT: thank God oooo, no one will say I want to use lesson to snatch her boyfriend. After the conversation, I was wondering how midnite lessons will look like. Chaiiii, sikirat no go kill me ooooooooooo….

Over the weekend, I had a fresh hair cut, a fresh perfume, a new 3
packs of shirt all ahead of my new job. I relocated to my own
apartment in akure where I used to live before I left for service.
Finally, its monday, I went straight to my new job at 10am.
“Ko ko ko”, I knocked on the gate, the gateman opened, looked at
me. He recognised me. Madam no dey around, “he replied” but
madam say make aunty janet attend to you, aunty janet dey
inside.
I entered into the compound. Knock on the main door. “Ko ko
ko”. Who is that?, a voice answered from inside.
Its me onihaxy, I replied. She opened the door and stood at the
entrance. **Chaiiiiii, janet was wearing a black round neck top,
the Tips were pointing out, I guess she isn’t wearing a bra, she
wore a micro mini skirt, she has an average height with a yam
leg*******
JANET: ****i guess she can’t recognise seeing me days back,
well its normal sha, girls don’t recollect seeing guys but guy can
always recollect seeing a lady at 12midnight.****, who are u
looking for?
ME: I am the new lesson teacher. Mummy told me to resume
today.
JANET:, ****still not smiling**** really?, come in and have your
seat……. Sikira!!!!!!!, where is this ?, she screamed.
**i thought in mind, this girl must be mean, see the wey she dey
scream on this poor girl.**** sikira came out, she saw me sitting,
she smiled at me and said “Hello sir”, I smiled back and said
“hi”. Janet frowned at her and shouted at her, “pick this cup and
get out of here, “. Sikira left and janet turned to me. I looked at her again and can’t believe she is 19. Her body shape looks 24.
She is robust like “akebaje”. She sat down on the other chair,
she smiled a little.
JANET: I’m sorry pls, that is just lazy, if I don’t shout at her, she
will never work. So what is your name again?
ME: onihaxy
JANET: ok, mummy already informed I and my brother that you
will be coming around to tutor us. So let’s talk
ME: ok
JANET: I hope you will tutor well because you will be the 4th
teacher to be employed this year, they all are not good at
teaching, and when I notice that you are not good, I will report
you to mum and you will be fired.
ME: **my heart skip beats****, I am a good and born teacher, I
will try my best.
JANET: better. So let’s discuss the time table. Mummy said 5
times a week but I want it 3 or 4 times. And mummy must not
know about this. Understand?
ME: ****no wonder you no pass jamb, lazy girl****. Ok, I replied
JANET: so what time and day will be ok for you?
ME: any day and time you fix is ok
JANET: anyday and time?. I thought you teach at a school? Or
don’t you work elsewhere?
ME: ***chaiiiiiiii, this girl is rude oooo, see as she dey question
me****, I used to teach when I served. I just passed out and still
job hunting.
JANET: *raised eye brow* so you are a graduate?, you have
served?, waaooooooh, I was thinking you are an NCE holder or
school cert. That is interesting. She smiled.
ME: ***chaiii, see as my small stature dey embarrass me****. So
what time will u prefer?
JANET: monday, Wednesday, friday and saturday. You will come
at 2pm, teach me till 4pm when gideon will be back from school.
Then start with gideon from 4:30 to 6pm. Is that ok by you.
ME: its ok. So can we start today?.
JANET: no problem, will you wait behind? Or come back by 2pm?
ME: **thought***, I think I will come back. But where is mummy
JANET: don’t you know she will be at work? She is a banker and
won’t be back untill 6:30pm or 7pm.
ME: **chaiii, this girl is naturally rude***, ok janet, I will be back
by 2pm.
JANET: wait, let me have your number just incase. ”
Sikara!!!!!!!!!!!, bring my phone for me on my bed” she screamed.
Sikira came with the phone. Janet collected it from sikira while
sikira is still standing there. She smiled at me again.
JANET: call your number
ME: 0806323********
JANET: saved, ****she flashed my number*******
ME: I got it, let me be on my way, I will be back by 2pm. She
returned the phone to sikira to return, I left the compound, walked
out to the gate. Just as I was outsited the gate, my phone
ranged. I looked at the screen, it was an unknown number.
I picked
ME: hello, who is this?
CALLER: its me sikirat, that is my number, save it. I will call you
later, bye.***hanged up****
I got home wondering, what does sikirat wants from me?. She
must have memorised my number while I was calling it to janet.

there's no post me claiming I am the author of the story... relax and read or u get something to keep u busy

Passing out parade has come and gone, I will definitely miss my friends, my PPA, my environment in ota, a lot of thoughts were running through my mind as I was packing and arranging my loads. I begin to ask myself, “after service year then what next?”. I had tried to apply for jobs during my service year but I couldn’t get a befitting job. My friends that were born with a silver spoon had jobs waiting for them at home, “Which kind wahala be this?”, I picked my bag, board a bus to akure. On getting home, my family and neighbours welcomed me, it was as if a white man came on a visit. People are asking me questions, some were greeting, some were asking for what I brought. As days rolled by, I begin to search for what to do, I moved round the town to see if I could get a job somewhere. One day while I was passing by on the 3rd street, I saw a woman coming out of a mighty duplex, the house was painted white,. She was pasting a notice on her gate as I was passing by. I moved closer to see the what she was pasting, and on it I saw ” A home lesson teacher wanted URGENTLY”. Chaiii, I ignored at first and moved on. After walking about 8 steps. I stopped and think. ***** why I go refuse this job na?, dem be rich people ooo, so dem fit pay.*****, I stopped thinking, I went back the house, I knocked on the gate and the gateman ushered me in. the gateman took me to the the door entrance, called out the woman and left, ME: good afternoon ma MADAM: good afternoon young man, how can I help you? ME: I saw you pasting a notice the other time and I decided to apply. MADAM: you mean the home tutor job? ME: Yes MADAM: hope u passed your WAEC? And how was the result?. ME: *****smiled*****, yes man I do. MADAM: but I will prefer a graduate because my first daughter wants to write jamb and post jamb, so a graduate will do better, ME: *****i looked at myself and thought, “chaiiii, small stature na bad thing oooo, se I no look like graduate ni?”***** smiled, I’m a graduate ma. MADAM: really?, oooohh, pls I am so sorry for the embarrassment, so sorry please, u look very young, please come in please. ************she ushered me into the living room************ The interior of the room is a nice one, a colourful design and furnitures. I sat on the chair and she sat down opposite to me. MADAM: I’m sorry for the other time ME: its not a problem ma MaDAM: which state are you from? ME: edo MADAM: how old are you. ME: ****felt embarrassed*** 23 MADAM: 23? Then what age did you graduate? ME: 21 Ma MADAM: ***smiled*** u must be a genius, I like that. So let’s get to business. My first daughter janet is 19, she failed her last jamb attempt, so she is writing another one, so u will teach her physics, chemistry and math, less I forget. What’s your course? ME: chemistry Ma MaDAM: then you should be able to do well then, ME: ok ma, ***i looked at the photo on the wall directly in front of me, its of a very pretty young lady, she is fair and has a big burst. This must be janet, “chaiiiii, omo see bobby**** MADAM: I also have a son, 12 in jss3, u will be teaching him mathematics. Me: ok ma. MADAM: ********called someone by the name “sikira”. Sikira!!! , bring a bottle of coke for me with a glass cup****** A young girl appeared from the kitchen, her dressing shows that she must be the house maid. She is fair too but not up to janet, she must be in her early 20’s I guess, she has this local inbuilt beauty, a nice dimple and a an average sized b0s0ms. She served the coke and turned back. Chaiiiiiiii, omo see a$$$$$$. Its that type of mercy johnson’s. I sipped the coke and continues the discussion. MADAM: that is my house maid, no tempt her with your fine boy look oooooo, ME: ok ma. Madam: just kidding. So how much are you charging me? ME: *****thought for a while, viewed the look of the house, the cars I saw outside***** 30k ma. MADAM: heeeeeeeee, when I’m not employing you to train her for cambridge. I will pay you 20k per month for the 2 children. ME: ok ma MADAM: let me give you a little rule. Don’t go beyond academics with my daughter, I think you understand what I meant?. If you do, I will send hired killer to kill you ME: ok ma, *******so this woman is only concerned about her daughter’s yansh, what about sikira?*****. Sorry ma, can I ask a question? Madam: go ahead. ME: please are the children around?! I want to introduce myself to them****for my mind, I wan see how janet looks like in reality****. MaDAM: janet went to a friend’s birthday party, gideon my son is sleeping inside. Maybe when you resume lesson, you will know them ME: thanks ma. One more thing please, I wish to meet daddy too. MADAM: laughs, daddy is not in nigeria,. Me: ok ma, let me take my leave, I will resume on monday. I exchanged number with madam, stood up and about to leave when sikira came out to pick the bottle. She looked into my eyes and released a cute smile, her dimple made a hole. I smiled back at her too. I dashed out of the compound. As I stood infront of the gate, a cab dropped a young girl infront the house. I recognised the face as the same thing I saw on the picture, this must be janet. I said to her “HI”. She just ignored, passed by and knock on the gate which the gateman later opened. I said to my self. Chaiiiii, why this girl come rude and dey arrogant like this na?